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2013

11

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I did an experiment last night. I asked between 10 and 100 chicks I never talk to but happen to be Facebook friends with “What are you Wearing”…

Every single one of them assumed I was trying to be perverted, like asking a girl about her jeans or period stained sweat pants she’s watching GIRLS in, is hot….because no girls I know sit around in fucking fetish gear.

Maybe I just wanted to know what they were wearing…because I care about fashion…..as I masturbated…

Not everything I do is perverted….just 98 percent of it.

Here are some morning links…

25 Best Comedy All-Star Casts in Movies
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How About Some Tramp Stamps
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Woman Parking Her Car Like a Star
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Dumb and Dumber Sequel Dropped!
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I love this chick going nuts over not getting a receipt…
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Bastard Killer Whale AKA Sea Panda Stealing Fish
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Beer Pong The Vagina Version – AMAZING
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Everyone Wants Gays to Marry – This Gay Wants a Divorce – Cuz Marriage is Unnatural vfor Gays and When They Are Finally Allowed to Have It – They Realize it.
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Some Chick Named Alessia Tedeschi in a Bikini
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32 Goofy Girls Acting Goofy
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Hot Pussy Pic of the Day
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Justene Jaro is Sexy in Leather!
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Supergirl Cosplayers Who Will Make You a Man of Steal
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Olivia Munn in Flare
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This is the best place to fall in love…and by love I mean jerk off….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I spent half my day watching girls workout. It’s hot out and I can’t help but stare at skimpy booty shorts in a park doing squats. If anything, I’m getting nervous that they are catching onto my creeping, you know and not liking the fact that I have sex with them in my mind, or that I ask them to go deeper, or question what situations they think rape is acceptable, because I may have to get an alibi, or stage a reason to be there every day at the same time other than sitting on the bench next to them staring, like actually trying to work out on my own, and as man who gets out of breath and breaks a sweat sitting, I think I’ll just move back into my shitty home to watch internet smut, there’s less chance of getting arrested.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Scarlett Johansson’s Selfie for Instagram
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Racist Lady at Dunkin Donuts Scene.
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Meet the Racist Chick at Dunkin Donuts – Who Has a Business Degree, Likes Piss in her Fries, and Wants to go to Mars to Blow Up ARabs.
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Death Metal Clarinet
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I Wanna Fuck Karlie Kloss in this One Piece
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Olivia Munn is WET for a Magazine
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Hot Chick Baseball Game Fail…
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Louisa Lytton Pissed Herself in her Bikini
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Dude Sends a Chick a Dick Pic – She Forwards It to His Mom…
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Petra Benova Hot in Her Bikini
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The Ultimate “FIGHT ME” Prank.
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Asian Driving His Lazyboy…..WTF?
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Mila KUnis and Ashton Kutcher – Tonguing.
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This Greek Chick Has an Insanely Amazing Ass and it is in a Thong.
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Throwback Jessica Alba Bikini Pic…
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Pippa Middleton Getting Her Whore Ass Grabbed. Sex Tape Pending.
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Granny Gets Down in Ibizia
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Jayden James Strips…
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Amy Adams See Through in Elle
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Fondling Her Ass
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Nude Oil Wrestling..
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Hot Nudist
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Kate Upton Turned 21 – It’s All Down Hill From here – He Are Her Best Pics
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Jordana Brewster in Shorts
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Girls With Massive Tits
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Rihanna is Just in a T-Shirt and I Like It.
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60 Second Tribute to POST SEX Moments in Movies – Compilation
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Amy Smart Titty on the Set of Crank 2
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Beyonce Showing Off her GUNT
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Bieber Fan Throws Her Bra on Stage
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Here’s a Girl Singing Rihanna Better Than Rihanna
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Amazing Ass on the BEach
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Man Saves a Toddlers Life
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Busty Bikini Girl Can’t Dance
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Come At Me Pigs..FAIL….
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What Do You Have in Those Panties?
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Some Chick Named Brooke Vincent is in a Retro Bikini
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Amy Adams is Wet for Interview
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These Girls Have GAP
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Ciara GETS SERVED….on stage. Hilarious….
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Throwback Selena Gomez Slutty Video Pics
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Katherine Webb Pokies
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Never Tease an Alligator
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If You Are a Chick Answer This
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl Spreads Her Pussy Wide
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Hot Lesbian Ass Sniffing.
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Today in Shitting Porn
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Curvy Girl Loves The Cock
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2 Chubby Girls 1 Cock
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Hot Girl Naked on Cam…I Love Cam Girls
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

10

Jun

Bar Refaeli Taking a Piss of the Day

Look at Bar Refaeli being funny.

I guess it’s her Jewish sense of Comedy….

You know, a real Gary Shandling or Mel Brooks, Joan Rivers or Groucho Marx, Billy Crystal or Jackie Mason, Gilda Radner or Bette Midler, Woody Allen or Adam Sandler, Seinfeld or Larry David, Gilfred Godfrey or Bob Sagget, you get what I am saying here, Jewish people are funny, but for some reason, this joke is less about making me laugh and more about being totally erotic.

Anything that involves a bitch in a men’s washroom at a bar or club, whether she’s getting gang banged, or throat fucked, or simulating pissing in a urinal or actually pissing in a urinal, excites me, but then again, sluts excite me, especially when pissing even if they pretend it’s squirt, like the old lady I saw in slutty clothes with a wet spot on her skirt the other day, now I don’t like old ladies, but I do like leaks in their vagina area.

Here’s a thick bitch clowning…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2013

10

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Does the Emily Ratakowski of the Day

In the event you don’t remember the unrated “Blurred Lines” video for a song by Alan Thicke Jr and Pharrell Williams, here it is:

Well, Hayden Panettiere, decided to jump into the mix and do some awkward dancing like my favorite set of tits I write poetry for, even though she pretends I don’t exist, as most people do with their creepy stalkers….

She tried to twerk….because twerking is the future of white people dances, even though the darks have been doing it forever…

And I’m into it, but only because it reminds me of the day Emily Ratatatatatatatakowski and I first met, I mean she wasn’t actually there, but pictures of her tits were, and it’s been pretty consuming ever since, I mean as consuming as an ADD ridden pervert who likes all pussy, can be….

It is about 3 minutes in.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

10

Jun

Rihanna is Braless in Paris of the Day


Rihanna is so worldly…so cultured….from teen hooker…to globetrotter, using her riches for the benefit of no one but herself and her entourage, fuck the starving kids in Africa, if they want this level of fame and fortune, they can go out and suck dick like they were Rihanna to get it. There’s no handouts here motherfuckers.

But there are nipples. thanks to a tight shirt and no bra, something I like to look at , intensely, until the girl gets uncomfortable about the shit, and puts a sweater on, every time I come across it….or on it…if I’m quick enough.


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Posted in:Rihanna

2013

10

Jun

Nina Agdal in Sloggi Swimwear of the Day

Nina Agdal is a bikini model….a bikini model who normally looks like she has downs syndrome….but in a good way…not in a wearing a diaper or shitting herself, wearing a helmet, trying to bash herself against the wall while drooling in some retard shit, literally…not that retard shit would be a bad thing…because retards are the kings of public masturbation, and if they looked like this while doing it, I think I’d find a new career and more importantly love…because lets face it, taking care of a retard who looks like this, while getting paid, would lead to many unwanted pregnancies I couldn’t get arrested for…cuz she never said “NO”…even if she can’t say no…

Not that NINA has that issue, but we’re all allowed to have fantasies.

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa Hot Bikini Bachelorette Party of the Day


Trash can Joanna Krupa, who does have a hot body, despite her overall irrelevance in society, is celebrating her staged wedding, because she’s become a very very low grade version of a Kardashian, a fate worse than death, and these are some pics of her staged bachelorette party, because her life is designed for reality TV lonely white trash get absorbed in, because their lives suck worse than KRUPAs.

What we can learn from Krupa, is that if you are hot, get fake tits, to start your career out as a model with fake tits, for low level companies and magazines…because a decade after you’ve failed at it and have no where left to go, you may have one producer or agent willing to get you on a Dancing With the Stars show that needs pussy to keep husbands from letting their wives watch the shit, and that, can lead to gold digging your way onto another show, which is way better than just having sex with anyone you come across with money, because this way you can pretend you’re a huge TV Star.

The whole thing is uninteresting, almost idiotic that it happens, but I’ll stare at her 40 year old ass still trying in a bikini, because she’s not fat.

I’m that easy….and I guess so is this hooker.


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Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2013

10

Jun

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Hard Nipples of the Day


Rosie Huntington Whitely has hard nipples, which would be exciting, you know since she’s hot as fuck, if it involved less shirt.

You know, before she was a low level actress, she was a model, and in being a model, she She’s done a whole lot of awesome titty shoots …making her hard nipples a fun reminder…but I’d rather just stare at the real thing.

I’ll post it anyway, because I don’t know what else to do with myself…knowing that this doesn’t matter and won’t change the world…I’d be surprised if anyone even reads it…but I just can’t help it….

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

10

Jun

Miley Cyrus Twerks for Juicy J of the Day

New Miley Cyrus is all hip pop. You know because Hip Hop is the new pop music, having a resurgence, and girls go nuts for it in the club, twerking like a rap music video, everywhere you look. It’s crazy. I mean I am from an era of bad awkward dancing, and doing some choreographed shit would be laughed at and embarassing, but now girls just go wild, even girls who have no idea what’s up, live in a bubble, a bubble filled with being locked in a mansion smoking weed and watching rap videos…rap videos that inspire her to get out there and reinvent her country, wholesome self, into some kind of club slut, and I’m not complaining, I love this awkward shit, especially when cross-referencing it to her Hannah Montana days.

It’s a whole new Miley, on stage with rappers, getting down to Bands Make Em Dance…in a Twerk that isn’t quite what I’d want from a professional, but that’s good enough, cuz she’s not a real professional, but instead a fabricated little white country girl brat multi-millionaire that is fully connected and has a huge fan base…meaning she can do what she wants,..

The good news is the fans will follow, so expect a hell of a lot of twerking by “normals” you’d never expect to see twerk in the months to come. Thanks Miley.

Next time do it in less Beetlejuice pants and more booty shorts…

I threw in a bonus instagram pic of her crotch from a video shoot this past week. I like where this is going.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

10

Jun

Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Pregnant Bikini of the Day

There’s just something about pregnant girls in bikinis…that makes me want to throw up.

There’s a creature growing inside her that will be shat out of her pussy.

That’s fucking disgusting.

Not to mention, look at her body, built like a tank, when and if that shit ever burns off her, she’ll be a shell of what she once was…a loose skinned shell.

Horrible. Put some clothes on. Keep it in your pants. This is what abortions were made for.


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Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler