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2013

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with drinking too much…is passing out, even if that’s not a real problem, but welcomed.

This was a weekend that could have been full of fun and adventure, if I managed to stalk Jennifer Lawrence, who is in town, properly. Rather than showing up late to the party she was at, only to find out she got in a fight with one of her X-Men costars, and stormed out like a brat. Perfect opportunity for me to seduce her, if I wasn’t passed out on my floor trying to get nudes from internet girls.

I’ll try harder to be a hollywood crackhead instead of just a crackhead next time, so long as there is a next time.

Here are some morning links….

Big Titty Women…Posing.
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Scarlett Johansson’s Fat Hangs Over Her Knees
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Topless Photo You Don’t Want to See
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This Week in Celebrity Birthdays
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Russian Windshield Wiper Hack
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Supercharged Mobility Scooters
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A Whole Lot of Hand Bras
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Natalia Vodianova is one of the Hottest
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been tame the last few years, sure I still drink but I don’t do damage, if anything I am a hermit.

I have decided to leave my house and get some adventures going.

Fingering on the dance floor is bound to happen.

Follow the TWITTER FEED – that’s where I’ll be making myself famous, my legacy, you know leaving my mark on the world, one herpes sore at a time…until they delete me like I never happened.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pete Wentz is Having Sex With This Chick Meagan Camper in a Bikini
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Kim Kadashian Fat Pregnant Tits Scare Me
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Babes Taking Selfies in Front of the Mirror
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Emma Watson Almost Quit Acting After Harry Potter
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Miss USA Bukini madness
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Rude Llama Spits in Faces
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I Have been Trying to Bang Ashley Sky Since Before She Was Naked on the Internet
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Some Hot Bitch in Elle Vietnam
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If Everyone Laughed Like Ricky Gervais
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Kristina Rhianoff has a TIGHT UPSKIRT
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Hayden Panettiere Got Herself Some Pokies Bor
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Her Name is Amanda Crew and She’s Naked in CRAZY KIND OF LOVE – WORD
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Boy Owns Some Chick Trying to Catch a Baseball
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More Kate Upton Huge Tits on Set
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Let’s Stop Bras from Happening…
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Some Topless Shopping…
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Today in Topless Activism.
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Miley Cyrus Reflects on her Image….She’s Better When She Doesn’t Talk
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Bar Refaeli Legs at some Tel Aviv X-Factor Shit
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The Fate of 11 Of Our Favorite Childhood Crushes
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Some Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants
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The 25 Best Shooting Guards in NBA History
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Big Tits VS Skipping GIF
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Russian Girl Eats a Raw Onion
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Teen Mom is on Probation and Not Allowed to Drink
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Erin Heatherton’s Red Carpet Booty
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Marilyn Manson Putting Paris Jackson on his Guest List at FUture Shows is Hilarious
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This Made me Laugh – Never Trust Obnoxiously Happy People
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart…
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Christina Hendricks Hides Them Tits
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Don’t Tell These Girls How CLothes Work
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Racist Bitch on the Bus
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A Whole Lot of Naked/Topless Actresses Over the Years…
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Some Babe Tries to fix Her Car – Ends up Stripping.
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Hot Greek Celeb in a One Piece Bathing Suit
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Toy Collector Doesn’t Realize One of His Toes is a Sex Toy
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Today in Barbershop Quartets…
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Bruno Mars Killed His Mother or Something?
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Cameron Diaz – No Pants
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Sexy GIFs That Will Help You Understand the Laws of Physics
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Jerking Off is Legal in Denmark and These Jackass Kids Take Advantage of It in Video…
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Hot Nude Chick in Lingerie
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Motorcycle Leap Frog Fail
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Naked Chick on a Motorbike
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Claudia Romani in a Skimpy Bikini
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Taylor Swift Hot Pantyline…
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Soiled Mattress of the Day
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Hot to Not Demolish a House…LOLZ
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Elsa Pataky Has an Amazing Booty
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hot Blonde Milf Gets Fucked
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Cam Girl Fucks a Hairbrush
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Weird Asian Torture and Hanging Scene from a Movie…
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Top 5 Smutty GIFS
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Dude Banging his Stepsister – Really?
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Egyptian Porn is a Wonder of the World…Like the Pyramids
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Amateur in Pigtails Loves the Cock
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Indian Amateur Gets Fucked
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Chick Fucks Herself with a Cucumber
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Good Disguise Amateur Porn Chick
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Listen to this 6 Hour Dancehall Mix – It’s Not 7 Hours But It’s GOOD.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

Jun

Brandi Glanville Flashes Her Mom Pussy of the Day

This is one part disgusting, one part amazing, and really only disgusting because of her freakish face that got Homewrecked by Leann Rimes, and the skin of her legs hanging off her knees like bitch is in her 60s….the pussy itself is a pussy….and pussy should always be celebrated, no matter how dirty, or dead it may be. I mean if you’re like me the only model pussy you’ll ever fuck will be at the scene of an accident before the cops show up if you’re lucky.

UPDATE: After staring at her stubbly but bald enough twat, I am impressed with the fact that she has an inny. I think it’s probably cuz she’s an old lady and unlike the 25 and under year olds I fuck with, the clits and inner lips aren’t sticking their tongue out at us, you know thanks to the hormones in the food.

I am into this, but it may be just her bruised up knees and plastic face in facial stance. I’ve seen this porn already…goldigger.

What these women won’t do for attention is very little….

Posted in:Brandi Glanville|NSFW

2013

07

Jun

Pole Dance Demo from Some Champs Video of the Day

Here’s a video from Exxxotica of a pole dance demo, that inspired me to spend part of the night at a stripclub last night…

It reminded me that I love strippers, and don’t know why I ever forget how much I loved them strippers, because with the internet, I figured who needs them, but turns out that I need them…or at least their pole dancing…because that shit impresses the hell out of me..

Seriously, girls don’t even need to get naked for me to look on with excitement, to see their acrobatics. I’m almost tempted to audit a pole dance school…

The good news is you don’t need to be a broken girl with daddy issues looking for easy money with no internet savvy.

Thanks to people like THEPOLEDANCINGSHOP and X-POLE …you can master the art of pole dance at home…or you can get one for your girl to make life a hell of a lot better for you…

Seriously…it will change your life…

Here’s the VINE Part 1

Part 2


FOR ALL YOUR POLE DANCE NEEDS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Videos

2013

07

Jun

Lady Gaga Swallowing Her Face and Throwing it Back U in her Bikini of the Day

Lady Gaga got into a bikini, like a normal, to remind you that Lady Gaga lives, not that her living is a good thing, but whatever, she’s in a bikini anyway…

Thanks to her weak chin, she looks like she’s trying to swallow her neck, or just about to puke, probably from looking at herself in the mirror..

She looks like a young Bette Midler, which in the event you haven’t seen Bette Midler, is not a good thing, ever, under any circumstance, ever.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IF YOU’RE A FREAK AND INTO THIS KIND OF DISGUSTING…
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

07

Jun

Daisy Lowe Tits for Free People June Campaign of the Day

I am all for girls who are neglected by their bio dads, because their bio dads are too busy having sex with trannies to take responsibility for your slut of mom’s rockstar fucking without a condom decision making, until paternity tests are forced on him and he’s gotta claim his girl as his own, when she’s all grown up, so he gets her modelling work to shut her up and make up for his neglect.

Especially when they are high profile and their stepmother who hates them is Gwen Stefani. You know a case of a biological ruining her dream life situation…

Fucked up extended families and the troubled girls who are part of it are my jam.

It makes for real sluts….and motherfuckers, I love sluts.

Daisy Lowe is a serious babe, who we’ve seen TOPLESS , NAKED and in PLAYBOY

If I was her dad, I’d pretend I wasn’t her dad like Gavin Rossdale too, it would make having sex with her less frowned upon by society…less creepy, in a so wrong it’s amazing way.

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2013

07

Jun

Rihanna’s Lap Dance Video of the Day

I into Rihanna in a one piece giving a lap dance to one of her fans…and not because he looks like a Russian homosexual as he sings along to he songs…but because she’s actually simulating sex with the dude, I’m talking thrown him down and grinding him hard, in what is almost pornographic and reminiscent of her days as a 15 year old Hooker at the Barbados Karaoke bar for white people, it was the key to her being able to afford her POLO from the duty free shop in Bridgetown, before extorting and being scooped up by the entertainment industry….

Seriously, she does this like a pro, and the one fail, is that it’s part of a million dollar making show, on a 100 million dollar tour, with no hope of this ever happening at the local strip club…bummer, but the video’s good enough for foreplay, cuz it’s hot as fuck…

Let’s hope her 16 year old fans are practicing this at home on their teddy bears, because it is the gateway to Teen pregnancy…my favorite.

Posted in:Rihanna|Videos

2013

07

Jun

Emily Ratakowski Amazing Twitter Pic of the Day


Emily Ratakowski is a model who is on the cusp of being a porn slut, in a good way, not in an actual porn slut who is broken, with daddy issues and drug addiction, trying to get ahead, because she doesn’t actually fuck on camera, she just gets naked all the fucking time, I’ve seen her vagina more than I’ve seen my mom’s vagina and my mom was a hooker and we had a studio apartment…sure my mom died when I was a kid, but in those 5 years her vagina was exposed 90 percent of the time, okay maybe my mom vagina reference wasn’t a good one, and maybe I’ve seen Emity RATATATATATTATAATKOWSKI’s vagina because I tattooed in on my brain, you know printed up pictures of it and wall papered my bedroom with it…you know maybe cuz I’m staring at it right now, because it is perfect…and so is Emily, that is why I have fallen in love with her, and can’t look at any other girl, at least not right now, when staring this twitter pic, because she’s got me trapped, sucked in and willing to sign my life over to her. Seriously. I’d do more than just write love songs for her, I’d even hide in her basement to surprise her when she’s sleeping, to sing them to her. She’s that good.

Posted in:Emily Ratakowski

2013

07

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Weird CMA Portrait Porn of the Day

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I don’t know why I suddenly have a boner for Taylor Swift. I think it’s just because I like sluts, whether they are girls pulling out their tits in the club, or showing me the sandwich in her panties at the deli, or even when they are going home with strangers to suck their dick, as their boyfriends as at home, sluts just excite me.

I guess it’s partially to do with regular girls not being able to control their basic animalistic need to get knocked up, because a girl who can’t control her urges to get a dick inside her, is usually a lot of fun to hang out with

And partially because I like seeing reality, instead of these Taylor Swift wholesome acts, that you know behind closed doors, involve licking asshole while jerking dudes off, that we’ll never hear or find out about, because she only lets the public know about the multiple boyfriends she has sex with more than once…and there’s already been a lot of those.

You see, I know girls who bang a different dude everyday, some who bang a different dude every month, and people call them sluts, while Taylor Swift pretends they are her boyfriend to be more media friendly, but still gets at least 12 cocks a year….

Meaning the truth behind these pictures tell me a story I can masturbate to, coupled with the fact that she’s not fat, rich and famous, makes her porn to me.

Here she is performing….

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

07

Jun

Michella Cruz is Fit for Blue Beach Sports of the Day


Here’s some fitness inspiration for you fat fucks who don’t believe in the benefits of fitness, when fitness, theoretically involves girls who look like this, but for some reason never does, at least not when I used to creep on gyms to try to get in the locker room, because apparently, gyms are where fat girls go with some fantasy of looking like this one day, and not where girls who look like this go.

Her name is Michella Cruz, I have no idea who she is, what she does, where she’s from, or why she’s modelling, but I do know she’s got a banging’ body, that I wouldn’t mind working up a sweat lickin her clean after a good sweat, like an after gym shower, but with my mouth, not that me working up a good sweat is anything remarkable, I’m sweating right now, just sitting. We call this workout “near death”….

Posted in:Michella Cruz