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2013

21

Jun

Georgia May Jagger in Some Pre-Sex Tape Campaign of the Day


I have a crush on Georgia May Jagger…and by crush I mean I want to make sweet love to her tenderly…

I don’t know much about her, I don’t know if this is her and her K-Fed of a boyfriend, eager for her to spend that trust fun on him, fooling her into thinking he is really in love, because rockstar daughters don’t know what normal relationships look like, and they want nothing more than an average romance, you know to be the opposite of their parents, making them easy targets to suck in…

…but not easy enough because otherwise I’d be up on this one…working her from every angle…just to have those Mick Jagger Lips on my dick…no homo…even though that came across pure homo…you get what I’m saying, she’s got big lips dammit..

The only hope I have, is that in her rich, broken, confused, daddy issue existence, this modelling somehow leads to her wanting to be outrageous and more famous, and that wanting the carve her own path in the already open field thanks to who daddy is, leads to a sex tape…

But maybe we’ll just have to settle on this school yard kissing, porn to some of you criminals I’m sure…you know cuz school yards is where you get all your freak boners…freak.

Here is the Sisley campaign….not that any of your rednecks care….I know…it’s boring…what a slut.

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2013

21

Jun

Kate Moss Posing on Motorbikes of the Day

Here ares some pretty boring, standard, corporate, dull, safe, repetitive pics of Kate Moss sprawled over a motorcycle, that were shot by Terry Richardson, who I can only assume is getting ready to retire now that he’s been hired by every single company and has shot every single cover and has worked with every single celeb and model…because this shit is not interesting, compelling, or erotic…it’s like they walked in, collected their checks, snapped some pics, and went off to get wasted together, because that’s all this fashion shit is, a money making machine, that once you’re popular enough to be part of, you don’t have to do anything and the idiots will celebrate you…

You see Terry Richardson used to shoot low level amateur porn with hipsters…Kate Moss has been consistently nude most of her career…yet here in this shoot today…they did this…

What a bummer…but I still want to bum her…with my tongue…to taste the years of use…you know to taste the vintage aged anus that’s traveled the world…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

21

Jun

Iggy Azalea’s Hiding her Booty for Front of the Day

The biggest tragedy in Iggy Azalea’s career is that she blocked me from social media right before she got famous. Back when she was in Canada getting her citizenship to work in the USA, I tried to organize a “Movie Date”, but got rejected and blacklisted from her life…which just goes to show you that I am on top of the shit before it gets famous, a sabotage my chances, and these people have no need for me to help them make it…

The biggest tragedy in this FRONT photoshoot, is that Iggy Azalea is not showing her booty, when her big white ass, is the only reason she’s got black producers up on her bullshit music…

But her video “WORK”….celebrates it enough for me….

Here are the photoshoot pics…that aren’t as good as the video….#epicfail

The reason it is an #epicfail is because when you have an eager bitch in your photo studio ready to get famous..or more famous…you make her work…work…work..workin on your shit…naked.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2013

21

Jun

Jessica Szohr’s Weird Fucking NIpples of the Day

Dirty…and not just because she looks ethnic, or native, and like she’s been on a gas huffing bender that has led to drinking rubbing alcohol because she needs booze in her veins so bad…but because of that nipple…

I mean is that even just one nipple, or is she built like a cow, or dog, and has nipples along her milk chain, you know not quite as evolved as the rest of humans…or is it just her shirt…maybe she’s got a nipple ring…whatever it is, she should try to dress around that flaw, and not accentuate it…like she is in this pic…

Not that I’m against birth defects, a lot of times that shit is hot to me, especially when it comes in the form of two vaginas, no wait that’s not a birth defect, that’s all girls, thanks to their asshole.

YAY.

Posted in:Jessica Szohr

2013

21

Jun

Miranda Kerr for The Edit Magazine of the Day


Miranda Kerr is not nearly nude enough for The Edit Magazine, where she got into some one-piece bathing suits, as she ventures out on her own, into the cold dark scary world without a corporate backer, that could really backfire for her, despite having a pretty popular actor husband, and a lot of money in the bank, that even with it failing she’ll be okay, she’s already won….

What I don’t understand is why in this new Miranda Kerr hustle, she doesn’t get naked, after years of being half naked with her vagina and nipples photoshopped off of her like she was Angelina Jolie hiding from cancer…you’d think her rebellion now that she’s emancipated herself…would be hard nipples and bush everywhere….

I guess people aren’t as logical thinking as me….but in their defines I’m pretty autistic…logic is what we do.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

21

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Pre Birthing Bikini Pics of the Day

I love how this opportunist cunt and her publicity stunting, from getting pregnant as a storyline for her TV show life, that is ultimately just noise, meaningless and hated….to having a kid that is better used as a prop for the storyline that is her TV show, conveniently for her and her equally eager for attention baby daddy….a prop they named “NORTH”…because shit…baby naming that shit is another opportunity to get attention…and so is one last pregnant bikini photoshoot…you know get it in while you’re 250 fucking pounds…because magazines will buy this bullshit, people will talk about this bullshit, and look….it fucking works…they figured out just how stupid America is and they are milking it to get them riches…

She is the worst, she is the devil, she should be taken out back and shot, yet instead she’s making money from all of us.

She is the scariest looking pregnant chick, but maybe that is also for attention, shit reminds me of the barn….

Next stop for her “Post Pregnant Bikini Pics”…that you know she’s already starving herself for cuz they’ll sell for 500k and she knows it.

Let’s collectively make her go away…or we can just look at her weird pregnancy pics in confusion…


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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I was drinking with a bunch of girls last night, as I do, and one of their friends suggested they go back to their rooftop condo pool to skinny dip with a couple of dudes they met at the bar that night…

Unfortunately, I wasn’t one of the dudes they met who they wanted to skinny dip with…

Not being invited to the hot chick drunken skinny dip at 3 am, is officially worse for your self esteem than going home with the fat chick…cuz at least with the fat chick you’re fucking and you can tell yourself you can do better, even if you can’t.

In the Event you Care – Kim and Kanye Named Their Publicity Generating Puppet that Will Grow Up to be a Crimina – I Thought THey Were Just Gonna Call It “PROP”…But Instead the cCalled in North….North West…Seattle.
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Jay Z is Officially a Sports Agent
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Maria Menounos in Greece Going Greek in a Bikini…Greasy.
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Girls in Bikinis…OK! I can dig it.
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Cat Street Fighter Parody
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Kid With Cancer Scores Touchdown
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Some Car Wash Fails..
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I am in Love with this Nude Croatian Babe
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Some Sexy Butt Lifts
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9 Girls Getting Famous on TUMBLR
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Some Celebrity Pin-Ups
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Lightning Strikes Sky Scraper
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I just stared at a girl tanning in her bikini so long and intensely that shit got awkward…she didn’t know how to handle the situation…I didn’t know how to hide my boner…before remembering I have an inny not an outty and the good news is that security wasn’t called…because ultimately, despite how creeped out she was, I think she loved the attention…all girls do.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Shailene Woodley isn’t Mary Jane Watson Anymore
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A Whole Lot of Sexy Redheads
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I Like The Way Miley Blew a Kiss to the Paparazzi
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I Kinda Want to Have Sex with this Clam Licking Salt
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Some Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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Some Hot Aussie Chick in a See Through Shirt
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Kate Moss to Cover Playboy’s 60th Anniversary Edition
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Yawning Animals Compilation
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Eva is Modeling in a Wet White Tank Top and I Like It
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Jaime Pressly
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30 Wardrobe Malfunctions Fails…
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WWE Diva Celeste Bonin Nip Slip
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6 Life Hacks for Lazy Fucking People.
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Kitten Gets a Relaxing Massage
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Some Chick Named Cindy Spreading Wide…
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Girl Pissing in the Sink
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Some Alyssa Miller Cleavage
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A Compilation of Respectful Athletes
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Jennifer Lopez in a Skirt…
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Katy Perry’s Zombie Face Scares Me
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Anna Kournikova is In a Bikini
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The Saddest Pool Jump Ever
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Katie Price Jordan Reading Erotica…This Whore Peddles Anything She Can…
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The Best Nude Scenes From True Blood.
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The Hottest Pics of Jess Pare
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Saudi Singer Gets Showered in Cash
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15 GIFS You May Want to Masturbate To…
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Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off her Stomach
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Kandi Kay Has Huge Tits
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Busty Alison Angel Nude on the Beach
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James Gandolfini On Sesame Street
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Naked Hippie Gets Introduced to Taser
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Tarzan Swing Faceplant
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Erin Heatherton in a Tight Pink Dress
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A Compilation of John Goodman Losing his Shit
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Hot Girls With Tattoos
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I Like Jake Gyllenhaal’s New Beard..
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Money Shredding Alarm Clock to Force YOu Out of Bed
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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This Teen Doesn’t Seem to Like Anal…
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COUCH SEX
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Some Hot Anal
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Old Lady Sex is the Worst Sex
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Masturbating Farm Girl
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The Worst Christmas Video You’ll Ever See Ever
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Big ARab Tits
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A Couple of SLuts on Cam
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This Guy Ruined Her Computer Time with a Blowjob…
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Jun

OK FINE….One more Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day

Back by popular demand, at least the popular demand that stems from my penis communicating with my brain, a little obsessive and repetitive about shit, here’s another Miley Cyrus Turning Me On picture…in what is my third Miley Cyrus post today and probably my 100th this month, because I’m totally drinking her kook-aid, but unfortunately, I am not drinking her vaginal or even anal secretions, you see the things I would do for Miley push even me to the limit, but that’s just the kinda thing you do when you want to be a K-Fed.

I can’t help myself..or as Miley would say… We just can’t stop….

Shout outs go to the creep her watched the video over and over and over to realize she’s flashing her twat in her We Just Can’t Stop video,

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

20

Jun

Kate Upton Topless Pics Coming Soon of the Day

TMZ has some TOPLESS pics of Kate Upton on a horse…unfortunately for you Kate Upton big sloppy tit lovers, they are censored…

I would have expected her to be the one being ridden like a horse…because she’s built like one…straight from the barn, a little fatter than she was in her race day prime. ready to be put out to pasture…but I’m a hater of all awkward shaped things getting rich from hormone in the foot tits they barely show…mainly because I know she will just end up obese in a few years.

Maybe I’m just a hater, because I am seeing her sitting, or straddling, and instead of me wishing I was the horse she was riding, or even wishing she as on all fours getting mounted, all I see is the worst possible position you can put her in… this is not very beneficial for her body..They should keep her photoshopped….

Now send me the uncensored version….I can handle them.

It is apparently from a COMPLEX SHOOT …and here’s the video:


Posted in:Kate Upton