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2013

20

Jun

Jenny McCarthy for Carl’s JR of the Day

Jenny McCarthy is whoring out her big fake tits to promote some Carl’s Jr healthy choice, that is probably not healthy at all, because it is a fast food chain that is behind so many heart attacks, and I am pretty sure this Salad, despite seeming healthy, is probably thousands of calories of GMOed food…

I like that dude says “We’ve been a fan of Jenny’s since the 90s”…which is coincidentally the last time she was relevant…and not 100 fucking years old…

Seeing her trying to have sex with a salad like it was a cock and she was looking for more autistic semen…is interesting…but She irritates me when she does her funny, male accessible, clowning shit, like the kind of girl who burps and farts, and is loud and annoying, but has sex appeal when gagged and tied up in the basement on sedatives….like she’s always been, because I don’t mind her big stupid fake tits, even 2 decades later, cuz I’m easy like that and apparently Jenny McCarthy will do anything, if you tell her you want her to pretend she’s still a hot Playboy sex symbol…I feel like she didn’t even get paid for this…it was just “you think I still got it, let me in”…or maybe her people contacted their people and begged for this…either way, it happened!

Posted in:Jenny McCarthy

2013

20

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Hannah Montana Edition of the Day

With last night’s sad news of James Gandolfini dying, an actor, who I actually liked watching, I figured I’d do another death post, because for some reason people love celebrity death, especially the news media, because it allows us to focus on what is really important in the world, rather than those boring political objectives that just fill up the public’s mind with ideas of anarchy, which the government doesn’t fucking want….

So today’s Celebrity Death to tweet about is Hannah Montana…and what better way to celebrate the life of Hannah Montana than with some GIFs of the Miley Cyrus from her new video everyone has a boner for…cuz Disney Starlets worth millions can’t be exhibitionist sluts, it just goes against all Disney represents to the public, because none of us see the child molestation that happens behind closed doors, that make a girl broke enough to crave this kid of male attention…male attention I love giving…

Here are the GIFS from her new song… i posted the video of yesterday…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the better part of my night staring at an amazing nude a girl sent me, and negotiating with her to make it a spread asshole pic…because I am just that kind of pervert…where nudes aren’t enough for me…I need to see into a girl’s soul…I am sure other things happened last night, but I don’t remember, my life is just that cloudy….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Best Snickers Video Ever!
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James Gandolfini Tribute Video
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Maria Menounos in a Bikini
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New Jersey Ice Cream Parlor Where Tony Soprano Last Sat Tribute…
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Her Name is Alysha Nett and You Will Want to Bang Her
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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Hot Model Named Bre Tiesi Posing Topless and Amazing on the Beach…I Want to Apply Suntan Lotion On her…With My Dick.
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Creepy Abandoned Amusement Park Pics
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Snake Opening Door Scares the Fuck out Of Me
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Selma Blair Not Returning to Anger Management
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey girl in the laundromat I’ve been staring at for hours who just left her clothes unattended – I am gonna put my sperm in your underwear and hope you get pregnant…and you’ll blame your boyfriend for it…and hilarity will ensue…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Model Named Bre Tiesi Posing Topless and Amazing on the Beach…I Want to Apply Suntan Lotion On her…With My Dick.
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More Pics of Courtney Stodden’s New Implants of the Day
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Giant Snake that Can Open Doors…
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Amazing Pics of Amazing Booty…It’s Just Amazing
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Amy Adams for Allure….
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Selena Gomez Pumping Gas…
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I Love This Busty Candace Chick….
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Hyper Dog vs Cat
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Cute Beach Girls…
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Fall in Love With Shailene Woodley
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Brooke Burke Bikini Hot as Fuck
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Extreme Ice Cube Stunts….
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Kate Moss Panty Flash…
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When Weddings Fall into Lakes…
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A whole lot of Naked and Embarrassed Girls…AMAZING…
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Miley Cyrus is Back With Her Fiance – How Good For Business…
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Melissa Joan Hart BOOTY in her Pants
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Her Name is Sarah Nicola Randall and She’s Got Huge Tits..
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Deadlift Pass Out
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Serena Williams on Rape….
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Chinese Pervert Goes in on a Girl and Grabs Her Tit…
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41 Historically Bizarre Deaths…
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Ashley Sky
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Kristen Bell Didn’t Lose Her Post-PRegnancy Weight Doing Heroin or Meth…Boring.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Claudia Romani Has a Bikini Shower in Miami..FUN
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Brooke Burke in Her Bikini in Mexico
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9 Sports You Play While Drunk….
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The Perfect Mix of Cute and Sexy in a Bitch
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I approve of Courtney Stodden’s Implants
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Her Name is IZZY and I love Her Little VAG and Awesome Fair Skinned Asshole.
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Daveigh Chase in a See Through….
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Boobs Out for Summer Issue of Zoo
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Weird Matrix Style Martial ARts Dance
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Guitar Solo Trick Shot
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Really Busty Girl and Her Nude Selfies are FUN
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The Best Cancelled TV Shows that Only Had One Season
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Hot Blonde Nude in some Selfies
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Eyeball Licking is the New Second Base
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How Not to Unload an Excavator
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I want to Fuck CHer’s Head…
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Paula Deen Says the N Word
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The Amazing Spider Man Third and Fourth Sequels…
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Slow Motion Bikini Posing…
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
GO

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Dirty Camslut does Ass to Mouth with a Dildo
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Killing Girls One Vagina at a Time
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Big Cam Girl Tits
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Laurie Spreads her Pussy Wide
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Superman isn’t Down for Lex Luther Banging Lois Lane
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Teen Cam Girl Fucks Herself with a Dildo
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Girl Films Herself Rub Herself…
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Cam Girl Squirts for her Gardener….
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Jun

RIP MOTHERFUCKER – The James Gandolfini / Tony Soprano Edition of the Day

James Gandolfini /Tony Soprano – Is Dead….

Nothing celebrates the life of an actor who died of what is assumed to be a heart attack caused by living the good fat life, whether it is from food, or booze, or cocaine, or a slow metabolism, or a combination of those things…like watching him get a lap dance from Kristen Stewart.

I guess this puts to rest as to whether they will ever do a Sopranos movie, unless it is my Parody Porn, I call The Sopr-ANALS…because James Gandolfini, an actor I actually liked watching in his non-Soprano roles, decided to not look after himself and die…at 51.

Maybe it’s an excuse for CNN to distract America with special coverage ignoring the actual news…but maybe it should remind us to get off our asses and walk…gluttony kills….even if it’s fun in the process…just don’t tell my wife, I’m banking on her goin’ the same damn way, ideally sooner than later..

Here’s another clip…of James Gandolfini and Kristen Stewart from WELCOME TO THE RILEYS

The real tragedy in the Tony Soprano death is that he didn’t use any of his fortune to hire a personal chef and a personal trainer to not die of a heart attack thanks to being obese. Seriously. Whether you liked the guy or not, he killed himself, and we don’t like suicide here at DrunkenStepfather.

We do however like boobies…and career suicide cuz those are fun, so let’s focus on real issues.

Posted in:James Gandolfini

2013

19

Jun

Miley Cyrus New Video of the Day

Hands in the air like we don’t care…Riveting lyrics…

I guess that’s what you should expect from a high school drop out who sings generic crap to rape the minds of the youth, you know dumb them the fuck down and prevent them from having any original thought as the government reads all their emails and texts…cuz the government likes sexting as much as I do..

All this to say, hot video, sure being a hipster with taped up nipples, doing crackhead shit, with stuffed animals and dolls has officially died…along with my penis as Miley Twerks…it’s that good.

But the fact is that nothing is underground anymore, thanks to Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, Springbreakers and the internet raping the drugged out rich kid who doesn’t give a fuck but gives a fuck culture…

I mean she’s pulling at her panties, grabbing ass, wearing hipster clothes, it’s like a bad ad for hipster brands, it’s like spring breakers…but hotter..because I have a boner for MILEY and her new hustle…even if it is fabricated and nonsense…that stems from some creative directors trying to be cool and speak tot he new generation…and not some rich puppet in her mansion…

For nostalgia – Here she is old Miley singing wholesome and inspiring garbage that has brought her to where she is today…

But I’m more into the new Miley, the one that makes me want to fuck…

Here’s to bringing back music videos we can jerk off to like it was an era pre-internet…YAY.

Here’s a pic of her cuz I love her..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

19

Jun

Helen Flanagan Titty Flash of the Day


Helen Flanagan, Soap Opera Star turned Glamour model, because her daddy issues were just that fucking intense, is pulling her tit out of a bathing suit, and I don’t know when this picture was taken, I just know it happened, and I support her insane career move, to basically throw away a career, in efforts to celebrate her tits in pics…I mean a totally illogical move, like a lawyer babe deciding to work the bikini car wash, but a move I’m willing to support, because it leads to great things, like sex tapes…you know thanks to already being comfortable in front of the camera..

This Helen Flanagan has a lot of potential…at least based on this picture of her…..

I think all girls should pull their tits out in protest…on their social media…so I can masturbate to them…I think I am going to try to start that movement…and while I do that…stare at this tit..

Posted in:Helen Flanagan|NSFW

2013

19

Jun

Maria Menounos Bikini Ass of the Day


Maria Menounos posted an ass shot to the internet, because she appreciates how much attention her booty gets, you know she knows a low level TV presenter on some ghetto ass show no one should watch, but people do watch, doesn’t deserve to be celebrated…even after showing the world her vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…a vagina that is actually her secondary orifice behind her asshole…you know being greek and all they have a system in place people and we can’t culturally change them…we can just look at what they like to have fucked…in bikinis….being celebrated and showcased by them…because why the fuck not take all the attention your ass can get…literally…

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2013

19

Jun

Is This Taylor Swift’s Nipple of the Day

Is this Taylor Swift’s Nipple…this GIF was just sent to me from a faithful creep on FACEBOOK we call FOETUS….and I just can’t tell whether I can actually see what I want to see or if my mind is just playing tricks on me because I have a thing for really reach popstars who have made a career exposing dudes they fuck that they pretend they date cuz it is accessible to any girl who has ever been in love…leading to her doing all kinds of market research with her pussy in efforts to get more and more experience to sing about cuz that shit pays the fucking bills and makes the fucking empire an empire…

It’s like we’ve all turned this wholesome chick into a slut who sleeps around, and who is now sexing herself up as a woman, instead of an awkward team, all from buying her music…and now out of fear of losing her magic basic as fuck lyrics, she fucks and fucks and fucks…to get inspired…and there’s something amazing about that…

I am a fan.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

19

Jun

Elsa Hosk is Hot for Elle Sweden of the Day


Elsa Hosk is fucking Amazing…She’s a Swedish model who has done shit for Victoria’s Secret and who makes me want to go to IKEA and try to convince their staff to let me jerk off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls after getting caught jerking off on their shitty quality furniture while eating their meat balls…just to get closer to her cultural roots…even though unlike IKEA, this body is built to last…

I don’t know what I am talking about, I know nothing about IKEA and more importantly, I have better things to do than write about some model I want to piece together with my semen….you know like her off to some model I want to piece together with my semen…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk