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2013

19

Jun

Celeste Bonin aka Kaitlyn Nip Slip on WWE Raw of the Day

I don’t watch wrestling, I don’t understand why people watch wrestling, so I don’t know if this Celeste Bonin who is also known as Kaitlyn from wrestling chick having a tit slip is from Monday’s night Raw, or if it is older, I just know I am posting it because I like tits, even on butch chicks thrown into the mix to make an otherwise homoerotic show, less homoerotic, so middle AMerica, the only people watching the shit, can jerk off to it without doubting their Christian foundation….and sexuality…

I mean, I guess if you really think about it, a fit bitch, built like a tank, could be a lot of fun to get beat the fuck up by, I mean, I’d probably ride a boner through the whole thing, even if I don’t find her hot in anyway…I’d just be into it for the experience…

Here’s her tit slip…

Posted in:Celeste Bonin|NSFW

2013

19

Jun

Rihanna Attacks Her Fans of the Day

Rihanna has lost her fucking mind…she’s lashing out at her fans…angry and trying to attack them even though they paid money to see her…like she was some kind of dancing monkey or circus elephant…

I guess this is just an example of an angry person who has been beat the fuck up showing the world that anger and aggression the only way she knows how…through violence…

I think it just goes to show us, that maybe all the rumors that she was the one who beat herself up in the car and blamed in on Chris Brown in exchange for a percentage of album sales, are in fact true…and that the real aggressor is this gutter bitch who is now rich…but still gutter as fuck…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

19

Jun

Courtney Stodden’s New Implants of the Day

Courtney Stodden got new tits…because Courtney Stodden likes scandal….because Courtney Stodden only exists because of scandal…even though 90 percent of the general public don’t know she exists…but they will, because I am pretty fucking sure these implants aren’t just for attention, they are probably for props for her sex tape that hasn’t been announced yet, but I am sure is in the works, because that’s the kind of girl she is, and I think it’s nice to see a stripper make it in the world in a bigger way than pulling lap dances for 10 dollars a song while getting titties grabbed to pay for the tits…this bitch already has her titties paid for…and I’m looking forward to masturbating to her getting fucked…I’ll make sure it is full of hate, sadness, and anger…before realizing how awesome this new generation of pornstar who skipped being a pornstar is.


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Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

19

Jun

Mariah Carey Bikini for the Internet of the Day

Mariah Carey did this photoshoot in her bikini that she posted to the internet because no one told her that she’s 100 fucking years old.

The good news is that the end result looks like some cheesy fucking shoot that took place back on a Miami spring break party in the 90s, or for the high school yearbook shit, with masterful graphic design shit, you know when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old…almost tricking me into thinking it was taken back when she mattered…before a bunch of kids…

Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

19

Jun

Farrah Abraham’s Uncensored New Implants Surgery of the Day

I am into Farrah Abraham and not just because I get to watch her fuck, take facials and squirt in her AMAZING SEX TAPE …oh right…that’s the only reason I am into Farrah Abraham….because before the sex tape, I had no idea who she was, reminding girls everywhere, if you get yourself on TV for idiotic reasons, then get fake tits, and turn to porn, because you’re broken to begin with, you will get the adoration of men everywhere, or at least from me, cuz I like when the natural slut comes out in people….

Here are her uncensored implant pics that INTOUCH circulated because INTOUCH is smut in denial…

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|NSFW

2013

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have decided…I am an amateur gynaecologist…and despite offering my services to every girl I meet…you know to make sure all things are good according to me….I haven’t got much work…even though I’m not charging..and in fact I’m willing to pay…life’s hard for me…

Here are some links to start your horrible pathetic day….

Parrot Crying like a Baby….
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I kinda wanna fuck Ke$ha and Hate Myself for Saying That.
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Crazy Matrix Style Dance Moves
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Katie Price Jordan – Dressed like Marie Antwanette…
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Anchor Man 2 Trailer
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Rihanna Attacks Fan with a Mircophone…
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Girls Showing Off Their Bare Backs…
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Tramp Stamps….
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Stunt Driving Trick Shot..
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Awesome Redneck Glamour Shots…
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LeeAnna Vamp is a Babe
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100s even 1000s of cam girls naked right now for your Pleasure…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Not having sex with random girls from the internet you’ve never met but fear because they want to have sex with you despite never seeing you in anything but a luchador mask, is kind of a fail…

I prefer fucking random girls I’ve never met who don’t want to have sex with me.

Time to drink…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

The Kelly Brook Topless Pics…
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These HALF NAKED POV PICS of Girls by Girls are HOT
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Rihanna Hits a Fan in the HEad…
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Kesha in Self – Scares me cuz she Turns Me On…
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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pics…
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Here is Some SLut Named Jenny P Posing Half Naked…
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Behati Prinsloo on the Beach….
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Deadlift Pass Out
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Stoya Ruined Watching Porn for Her Dad…
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How The Fuck Is This Guy Able To Still Walk?
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Chinese Airport Worker Isn’t Very Good….
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Confused Animals Compilation…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Hot in a Short Skirt
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Katy Perry Talks Love….
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Farrah Abraham’s Panty Flash
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The Exact Moment when A Day Goes from Good to Bad
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Mexican Volcano Eruption Video Much Like My Orgasms…
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The Single Greatest Picture Of Sofia Vergara EVER!
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Amanda Bynes is Recording a Rap Album and Sitting in the Hot Tub….
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This Naked Busty Model Named Eva Shaw GIF is Amazing…I LOVE HER…
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Porn Features You Wish Existed…
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This Nude Girl Has the Best Ass
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9 Dumbest Beauty Queen Answers to Simple Questions..
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Superman is a Dick…
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Erin Heatherton Topless in GQ
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Christina Milian Cleavage
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8 Cancelled Videogames I Would Have Loved to Play
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John Mayer Wrote a Song About Taylor Swift
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Can You Guess Whose Daughter This Is?
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Some Chick Named Charlee Monroe Spreading Pussy
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Salma Hayek Considers Post baby Body a Disfigurement…
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I Want to Fuck This Model Anastasia Grawe
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Ireland Baldwin Ass Flash in Short Shorts…Is Amazing…
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Sasah Grey is the FUcking Worst
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2 Babes Naked and Taking Pics of Each Other…
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Sarah Hyland Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Dramatic Dog Death
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Soraia Chaves and Victoria Guerra Naked in Some Movie..
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Some Greek Bitch in a Thong on the Beach….
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Amanda Bynes is Collaborating with Wyclef on Her Album…
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Which One Has Fewer Diseases?
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Lebron’s Flopping Coach
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Giving Birth in the Hospital Lobby…
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Meanwhile in Car Heaven
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Some Chick Named Sasha Posing Nude in Video…
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Melyssa Ford
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The Hottest in Selfies…
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Rottweiler Safes a Chihauhau
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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Girl Sits on a Wine Bottle.
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I Wonder How Much SHe Got Paid to do This…
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Perky Emo Girl Rubbing Her Wet Pussy
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College Girls Getting Naked Together
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Lesbians Eating Each Other Out on the Bus…
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All About the Ass
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Jun

Mariah Carey is on a Boat in a Bikini of the Day

Mariah Carey was on a boat, and despite what the date her birth certificate suggests….she got into a bikini…

I wonder if this is another example of her manic episodes that I thought Nick Cannon and their twins helped get under control…

Or maybe, this is all thanks to the meds making her feel good about herself, and at the top of her game and sex appeal, even though pushing 40 usually requires a little more of a one-piece…or even an 1890s style swimming outfit…

Luckily for her, all I see is titties in a white bikini, and that shit excites me proper.


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Posted in:Mariah Carey

2013

18

Jun

Kelly Brook Bikinis on Twitter of the Day

Remember when KELLY BROOK was topless on the beach, showing off her really big natural tits, that happened to be big enough to distract from how soft the rest of her looked, not that you care whether she’s soft or not, you’re a loser who can’t get laid from middle America, the average girl you try to fuck is about 200 pounds heavier than Kelly Brook on a low end, and as high as 300 pounds heavier than her on the high end, because that’s just the kind of women who live in your town, and that’s just the kind of woman you attract, one with diabetes, in a motorized mobility scooter, unable to run, but who offers you the companionship you need to not kill yourself…

What I am getting at is I find Kelly Brook fat, but she’s dainty in American standards, and guys for some reason, and not just black guys, are into these bodies….and call me crazy or gay for going for model thin and fit bodies…

Weird…but not as weird as how much more I like her when she’s covered up…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

18

Jun

Kate Upton Cleavage for Some Campaign of the Day

Kate Upton was hired to do some campaign for some company I am not going to bother to track down to tell you about, because ultimately, they don’t matter, but luckily their creative director understood a very simple thing when it came to shooting this campaign with Kate Upton…and that is…show off her tits, make her face look pretty basic, but hide that double chin, and at all costs…hide her stomach…loose fitting shirts that are low-cut for the win…cuz when I see Kate Upton like this, her awkward shape, doesn’t bother me, and her sloppy tits are fun to look at…

Don’t confuse this as me endorsing Kate Upton, I already feel like she’s won too much at life and it’s time of her to back seat…

Posted in:Kate Upton