Hollywood is filled with suck up bitches. The whole industry is about sucking dick and smiling through it even if you don’t like sucking dick. It’s all part of getting ahead while giving head so that your head isn’t blacklisted from the elite group of losers the public think are more important or cooler than they actually are….

These are the most fake people around. They are rich and famous living life of glamour for being fucking liars….

They are -despite what they want us to think and despite what all evidence points to….still human and despite the smiles on their plastic robot faces. they actually hate each other, resent each other and are jealous of each other and talk shit about each other. Just not publicly. Cuz they are pussies.

So it is refreshing to see Amanda Bynes, my favorite little childstar, make what some would consider INSANE statements about Rihanna, but that I consider comedic. Because I have no soul. I am not convinced Rihanna was beat by Chris Brown and think it was all a PR lie and I Don’t know maybe he did beat her cuz she’s ugly, at least ugly on the inside.

Now, I may find Rihanna hot but that’s more to do with her hooker roots and all the exhibitionism….I am blinded by her whore behavior ..but that doesn’t mean Chris brown didn’t beat her because she wasn’t ugly.

I think Amanda Bynes calling her out, is all part of why I love me some Amanda Bynes. She’s amazing and unlike everyone else in Hollywood, doesn’t give a fuck, and that turns me on.

Here is Rihanna’s weak comeback, but I mean you’d expect it to be weak, since she dropped out of school at 10 to be a hooker you see today!

TEAM BYNES!

Update – Amanda Bynes deleted her posts. I hate people who backtrack. But I’m still on Team Bynes.

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Amanda Bynes Turns Me On…

The highlight of the day is the Amanda Bynes getting arrested wearing a ridiculous wig and heading to court wearing the same ridiculous wig because of something so ridiculous like throwing a bong out the window in what is hardly a crime, especially not in New York City, where hookers and drug dealers are thrown out windows on the daily, but that is a crime when a PR team are crafting a storyline to get attention to lead up to a reality show by having her act as outrageous as possible, you know since it is more wholesome of an approach than a sex tape, and still gets the public interested in her enough to replenish her and her families funds….

Her parents are even participating in the whole thing saying she used to hear voices and think there were tracking devices in the smoke alarms because at a young age the only people she trusted robbed her of her freedom making her paranoid about everything….or more importantly…cuz they want this story to go viral because it will make everyone a lot of money….

I just don’t buy this act. Everything is a lie.

What I do believe is that she’s a glorious angel sent from heaven, and there is nothing more that I’d like than to save her and her broken soul, that we can blame the entertainment industry for….through love and anal sex, and the last 6 months, I’ve been trying to get her to notice me, and interact with me, to pave the way for our glorious union, but she just ignores me….but I won’t let that stop me…true love will conquer all….I just hope she doesn’t accidentally die in the making of this bullshit story, you know getting carried away with the act because that would make me eating her out a whole new level of gross, you know with her being dead and all that dirt from digging her up…and all….

All this to say…Amanda Bynes, Be my child bride….or at least let me pay you 5,000 dollars to host a stepfather party in my basement…

She is the best. Gangster til the end. I’m a fan.

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