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2022

24

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty Drops – Fun for you whole family…assuming your family is childless, in which case fun for the whole family, when they kids are put away for the night….

This Thanksgiving day, be sure to suggest to the big tits in your household to partake in the viral sensation taking over ALL of the internet…THE TITTY DROP…

In this internet era, where everyone is basically the same drone, doing the same thing, chasing the same dream, the same audience, the same fame, the same attention, wearing the same clothing, posting the same picture, from the same place, in the same pose…it’s fucking creepy…but sometimes it works out in our favor….like the TITTY DROP.

If you want there to be a viral game that goes viral, you’d want it to be Titty Drops, not ice bucket challenges, TIDE POD eating, or other idiotic shit…you’d want it to be tit based….

So use these as samples you can bring to your people to make your TITTY drops of your own, then email them to me, since I like tits. Thanks…..GIVING is for giving me videos of your wife, mom and sister’s big tits being flashed.

FACTS.

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2022

24

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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When everyone is out with their families eating Turkey and hating on each other for their political differences or Vaccine statuses since covid ruined society as a whole….

We have Tanlines to remind us that we can alway fuck off for the big event, Christmas, which is right around the fucking corner.

Think of Thanksgiving as that practice run of disappointment that you don’t want to deal with again in a few weeks, when you can instead be getting tanlines of your own to sit on your face if you have enough money to pay the local whores to let you eat the herpes off their serving dish of a pussy.

Point of the story, winter is shit, summer is better, tanlines are just some evidence to support that…..

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2022

24

Nov

Thiccsgiving is Trending of the Day

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Apparently there’s a hashtag called THICCSGIVING, which I didn’t really look too deep into, I just decided to click the hashtag, DESPITE BEING BANNED ON TWITTER, to see what it was about, maybe it was a real thing, that probably isn’t the kind of thing I’d be into, since I like emaciated women who look like they haven’t eaten for 3 years….the kind of girl you bring to Thanskgiving dinner and who only eats a carrot from the massive spread…so THICCSGIVING just gives me visions of fat girls clogging toilets….

As it turns out, the hashtag brought a lot of Furries, Anime and a few girls trying to get subscribers by hijacking the hashtag…here’s a round-up.

I hate this hashtag and the content tagged #thiccsgiving fucking suck, so no idea why that shit is trending….oh right, because social media sucks…

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2022

24

Nov

Happy Thanksgivings, Losers of the Day

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I realize that there used to be a hell of a lot more losers who would roll through these parts…back in the day, I’ve been doing this for 18 years….

I realize that I am like an old coal mining town that had the mind shut down about 10 years ago….

Or like the old diner or stripclub that was on the old highway before the interstate opened up 25 miles away…..

Which means, we may be half dead not not full dead and you stragglers, who have nothing better to do but modernize the way you use the internet….because social media may be garbage, the devil, the worst thing for society, but yet there are SO many sluts to distract yourself with….

And despite not making ANY money off your back….because I don’t make you pay me, I don’t have real ads, and I don’t have a donation box for you to send me all your damn near worthless CRYPTO…not that you would bother paying me for my work, I wouldn’t pay me for my work, I do this for way deeper emotional trauma and pain than for money….because if money was my motivator, I’d be doing dances on TikTok, or even be running my version of TikTok that I built out instead of updating this pile of dog shit….MY castle built on a SWAMP sinking into said swamp and I wouldn’t have it any other way….

The fade away is better than the ending on a high note any day. It’s far more comedic…

But the point of this THANKSGIVING post is to say that I am THANKFUL for each and every one of you strangers, we are a family who don’t fuck each other, but may masturbate to each other, but since we don’t know each other, it’s neither gay or incest and that’s a good place to be, at least from a morality standpoint.

Happy thanksigving. Losers.

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2022

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is Thanksgiving in the USA, so be Thankful that you don’t realize that you are part of the slave class as you consume the slop and breathe the poison….

I’m thankful for shit you can control, like jerking off to profile pics of girls you once knew…because they have you blocked.

I’m thankful for the TRAD LIFE girls out there who have it all figured and are into locking it in and making babies and havinga family to support their man. because they push all the other trashcan brainwashed hive mind girls into empty hook-up culture, selling nudes or panties like common whores to losers like us, all from the comfort of their own homes….without actual sex….what a concept…..pay whores to post a pic to jerk off to, when the whole point of whores is to break-up the jerking off to random pic routine. I feel like they are trolling you…

I’m thankful that social media destroyed society, morality, and all that other stuff, while also letting top models know they aren’t the hottest, top actresses know they aren’t the hottest, top directors or photographers that a 15 year old with an iphone can make better shit than they do with their million dollar budget and scam they’ve pulled off….

I’m thankful that you don’t need to subscribe their BORING lie they call society and you can just kick it with no real responsibility like a degenerate homeless person who likes to have a good time cuz we”re not here for a long time…..

Happy thanksgiving, now take some viagra and go fuck your big titty auntie with dementia, or at least stuff the turkey probably before you cook it, so your brine gets burned off and your family doesn’t ask why the Turkey tastes like Harvey Weinstein’s orange cum to which you ask how they know what Harvey Weinstein’s orange cum tastes…. or the PUMP the pumpkin pies, ALWAYS a Holiday favorite after trying to fuck your big titty auntie with dementia but couldn’t pull it off because her diaper was on too tight to slip to the side.

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Bella Hadid in a Morph Suit
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Madonna Is Spilling Out of her Top on IG
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McKayla Maroney Shows Off her Outfits Again
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Lourdes Leon Gives You a Glimpse Down her Shirt
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7 Weight Loss Tricks
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Elon and AOC have a Deep Connection in a Mock Video
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Calvin Harris Lists 25 Million Dollar House….Music Pays.
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How Ball Bearings are Made
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Chance the Rapper does Hot in Here – Country Style
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Candice Swanepoel’s Sustainable Booty Shot
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Kristin Cavallari Teaches Us How to Cocktail
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Journalists Say they Carry Trauma in Their Soul like First Responders
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Jay Leno Gives an Update on his Condition
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Farting with Eye contact
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Corgi Makes Circles in the Snow
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Life of the Labord’s Chameleon
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Brooke Shields Answers All Your Burning Questions
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Chargers Fans Be Brawlin’
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Model Named Kilo Posing in her Underwear in Austin
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Elon Finds the StayWoke Shirts at Twitter HQ
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Throwback Thursday of the Horse that Kicks Dog and Farts
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Car Races WOLF
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World’s Tallest Woman on her First Flight
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Nude Model Rebecca Bagnol Nude Posing
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Taser on Skin in Slow Mo
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Scare Cam Prank Compilation
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LeAnn Rimes Does a Yoga Pose in a Bikini
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English Soccer Fans Offend in their Crusader Outfits at the World Cup
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Florence Pugh – Braless Shopper
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Kirsten Dunt in Leather Pants Doesn’t Hold the Weight it Used To
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Madelyn Cline Seen Out in a Outfit
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Margot Robbie at an vetn – Not that Hot
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Karrueche Tran Cleavage
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Heidi Klum or her Clone in some Lingerie Lookin’ Pants
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Jenna Dewan Cleavage
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Kristin Cavallari Launching Some tequila in a Red Slut Dress
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Nudes in the Movies for the Holidays
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Big Tits Pulled Out of Dress
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6 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Go Chasing Waterfalls
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15 Shit Days
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Naked on the Bed
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Horrible Toilet Paper Joke
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So Crazy would you Hit It
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Panties to the Side for the Dildo Ride
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Snake Biting the Balls
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Wand Down Time
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Mad at the Robovac
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Finger Sucker
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DILDO on the Balcony
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Mini Skirt and the Weird Toy
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Girl Rides the Weird Toy
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Titty Jiggle in the Fuck
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Heels on for the Toy in Ass
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Madison on the Sex Toy
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Asshole Wink to Dildo Ride
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Attention Whore Amateur fucks
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Tammy Morris Nude Model
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Strip To Masturbate
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Lucy Anne Tits
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Helping her with her workout
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Jordan Monroe in her Lingerie
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2022

23

Nov

Bella Thorne and her Friends and Their Whale Tails of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a pretty funny character, one that I think is still controlled by the industry and just playing her part they’ve assigned her, maybe thinking she is in control of her career and content and destiny, but really just being positioned by people far smarter than her to be relevant to the group they’ve marketed her to all these years, which for whatever reason means selling nudes as a hustle, even when you’re a Disney kid who doesn’t need a hustle, they won’t ask questions, they’ll just blindly accept her chasing the bag like other influencers…

In my era, the porn chicks did porn because they couldn’t be mainstream and even when they went mainstream in porn they couldn’t do mainstream because they had done porn….

In this era, someone who was arguably still working, not a Maitland Ward ginger who hadn’t worked in decades needing a revenue stream, but rather one who was like 19 years old and still working, saying “I am going to align with porn chicks, partner with them, produce content with them, but never actually do porn, because I can’t ruin what I have”…

It’s a sign of a degenerate society, or the power or lucrative nature of self produced porn, and as far as I’m concerned it’s trashy, it’s vile, it is terrible, but I’ll still look.

I don’t know if it’s to be funny, shocking, to get some clout, to be seen as cool because they think porn is cool, or to be edgy because she knows it is bad girl behavior, or to fit in with a generation of “we love sex” oversharers, or “we love porn because we like things people jerk off to so let’s DIY it”….maybe it’s for attention, to get noticed, to show people how edgy she is, to shape the future generation, to social condition them… LEAD BY EXAMPLE…..but the truth is her content is kinda shit

She is skirting the not quite porn, but want to be porn, so I hate with porn chicks, cuz they are cool to her since dudes jack off to them…..but her content is just boring…not porn at all….yet people pay for it?

I liked when girls with no other option did porn, I didn’t like when porn was a clout chasing activity, it takes away the authenticity, and I sure as fuck don’t like cock-teasing content that isn’t GOOD, being passed off as porn, or being monetized, when it sucks….maybe I’m a hater…

Save the porn for the needy, you try hard, mooch bitch but I’m still lookin’….because I prefer naked to clothed…and I don’t mind the fall of society….

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2022

23

Nov

Lisa Rinna Censored Nude of the Day

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I don’t know when this Lisa Rinna nude selfie is from, but thankfully she was nice enough to censor it for us, because at 100 fucking years old and her tits are fake, it’s best to keep them to herself….no matter how bad the ex Playboy model, soap star, reality star, thirsty bottom feeder wants to feel like the hot dick sucker to the top, making it to the middle that she is….

I am all for looking at full nudes of even the most disgusting, but coming from a scrambled porn background I can figure out what’s going on and have no need to make it work because jerking off to Lisa Rina as she tries to be hot is something that would have been done long ago and is not one of those challenges bros have just to see if it can be done….you know one of those “Jerked off to Lisa Rinna, didn’t think I could, but managed”….since we’ve already explored the world, modern day adventurers need to be creative.

Point of the story, old people don’t know how to use technology and end up in weird messes when trying to keep up with their young slutty daughters

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2022

23

Nov

Behati Prinsloo in her Erotic Ready to Drop Porno Shoot of the Day

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The other day I was walking through the park and there was a pregnant as shit french girl who was too old to be pregnancy doing a weird photoshoot, basically posing like she was posing for a fetish site or her escort profile on whatever has replaced back pages, in the middle of the day….and I thought to myself – french chicks are amazing, even when ready to drop, they’ll deliver the sex charged content mid day in public, a passionate people…

But as we all know, it seems like pregnancy must make bitches horny, because they all strip down for these moody pregger shoots, whether in nature, in studio, on the beach, they strip down, belly in hand and pose like they are Victoria’s Secret models…which is weird, since being pregnant, although the product of sex, is not sexy, that’s when sexy leaves the room, you become mom to my kids and we cheat on you with younger sugar babies who like purses.

Anyway, Behati Prinsloo is a VS model, or was a VS model when that mattered and she was bought by lame as fuck fake rocker LA Rich Kid who has raped all our minds with his music, more than he’s raped VS models with his fame, money and security, which I guess isn’t real rape but it’s manipulation tactics that are likely as bad as getting a bitch drunk and fucking her….money is a drug, so is fame.

So despite Levine embarrassing himself by cheating on his VS model by some bitch who exposed him for fame, even though Behati knows the fucking conditions of their marriage, let little rich boy do what he wants and only speak when spoken to and only enter the matrimonial suite when summoned…

So yeah, she knew her place, still had his kid and leveled up a sleazy pregnancy sexed up shoot that looks like Terry Richardson shot it, but they’ve blacklisted him, so it’s some other hipster with the concepts….I guess better than the suburban mom who figured out photoshoot and is now a photographer….

Nothing is more shameful or embarrassing than being married to Adam Levine!

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2022

23

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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It is Workout Wednesday, which is my form of philanthropy to remind bitches to workout because fat is disgusting….

That’s my activism, my silent protest, my hunger strike, my holding a picket sign outside the Drag Queen Story Time, or the Abortion Clinic, or whatever else they pay losers they condition and radicalize on the internet to attend….

I think my cause is a better one for humanity, far less annoying since I lack in marketing skills and the only 5 people who see this are people who remember this site used to exist 18 years ago and want to know if it’s still up to laugh at…..

The point is we need to NOT normalize obesity because that shit kills and is gross to look at and smell…. and we need to celebrate girls who hit the fucking gym and that’s not just because I have a female body builder who can kick my ass fetish, but those ripped fitness models doing their flexing and posing aren’t bad…..

Either way, stay fit, just not tomorrow, EAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN, thanksgiving before the PROMISED food shortages…

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2022

23

Nov

Rita Ora Side Tit of the Day

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Rita Ora is in a pink dress..and part of her sloppy tit is hanging out of the side….

She’s been hitting the gym a lot. She’s a 30+ married woman who probably feels herself getting dumpy in the slow 30+ rot girls go through.

She’s done too fucking much, including ROB KARDASHIAN to go from some Human Trafficked refugee to a top followed social media personality who claims she’s a popstar but who I’ve never heard any music from…

She’s finally perfectly lined up to change that….thanks to her husband’s celebrity, maybe he’ll put her songs in his celebrated movies, and I guess her marathon not a race approach to climbing the ladder like she climbed Calvin Harris’ dick…

She is finally fucking making it…so it is NO time to get fat and dumpy like other sluts in the honeymoon phase, too many dicks were sucked to land on one that would lock her in….

So she needs to dive in and commit for the A-List future she’s about to have where all the haters who just thought she mattered because of her try hard approach and use of her tits…and the good news is that they gym time hasn’t stolen her tits, which happens to a lot of girls when they hit the gym, which is the only downside of the gym at least if you’re someone who only exists because of the tits…

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