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2013

08

May

New Face Megan Fox Hot Enough for a Mom on Set of the Day

Looks like she’s doing the Cher…all new mom, full face of botox, wrecked while doing a little fitness….It’s Megan Fox people, she doesn’t matter anymore, you know now that she barely gets work, and more importantly now that she’s in her 30s and has brought the spawn of David from 90210 to existence, like some bitch who has been held captive in Ohio, that no one bothered saving cuz she was too much of a cunt.

But I’ll still look on and judge her form…I’m forgiving like that….or maybe I’m just a pervert.


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2013

08

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Cowgirl Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel gave Utah a shout out, because either she shot this pic there, or she feels as though Utah is just a Cowboy filled land of polygamous relationships, that I would like to hope she is planning on retiring to, because it feels like South Africa, but more importantly, because it feels good to have multiple dick on call….not that she’s a man in a mormom home, but she’s Candice Swanepoel, fit and hot enough to make anything she want happen…like turn me on dressed like a cowgirl leading to impure thoughts of her in the barn, covered in manure, getting fucked up the ass with a rake while sucking me off….not that that is something she wants to have happen, but this is the internet, let’s pretend.

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2013

08

May

Dree Hemingway’s Real Sex Scene in Starlet of the Day

I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people…..

So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics.

Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch….

I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened.

I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her….

Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.

Posted in:Dree Hemingway|NSFW

2013

08

May

Carey Mulligan Creeps Me the Fuck Out for Flaunt of the Day

Carey Mulligan creeps me the fuck out regardless of being in photoshoots for Flaunt Magazine designed to creep me out.

She’s just got a robot, possessed, demon of a vibe to her….you know with constant empty stares and average at best looks..

Sure she’s a big star in a big movie, but that doesn’t mean I am into her cold dead eyes….even if girls with no soul are usually my type….

Either way, here’s the freak…

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2013

08

May

Anna Ewers for Nasty Gal Bathing Suits of the Day

Anna Ewers, not to be confused with Hannah Sewers, a bitch I once fucked who had a pussy that smelled like raw sewage, I made that story up, but this Anna Ewers who rhymes with Sewers, is a model in a bathing suit and whoever she is, and whatever she does, she’s the kind of vagina I’d like to know he smells of….you know from it being smeared up on my face, even if it smells like raw sewage…because apparently girls on a cocaine and diet coke model diet have rank twat….I wouldn’t really know…my girls are more of the meth and crack and obese variety…

All this to say, I’d love to be her sewer….

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2013

08

May

Abbey Lee Kershaw Gets Political the Right Way of the Day

Here is a pic of Abbey Lee Kershaw at the Met Art Gala the other day, getting nice a political for their punk rock themed event, by writing political messages on her, like “Gun Control”….lifting her skirt, flashing her panties, grabbing her tits, to get that message across..

It is kinda like that time I wrote “SUCK IT” on my dick, that looked more like “S” thanks to lack of canvas, and pulled it out in public, unfortunately the police didn’t think it was a political statement, but just a pervert exposing himself….whatever…

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2013

08

May

Selena Gomez Has a New Video of the Day

14 hours ago…Selena Gomez, Disney Star and Beard to Bieber who may actually let Bieber tween dick inside her Disney stained vagina….released a new video for a song called Come & Get It….that you probably won’t want to watch because you’re a grown man, and that you probably won’t want to listen to because you have ears.

So I watched it, and the complex lyrics like “Nah nah nah nah, eh eh eh eh”, with a little auto tune while she’s all wet, made up, pulling a Britney and offending cultures across the globe….will blow your mind..

But I’m more into all the push up bra cleavage shots….even if I am not into Selena Gomez, her downs semi-retarded chipmunk looks…or her music career and money making schemes….in any fucking way….

Here are some pics of her in InStyle…

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2013

08

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Thanks to TEEN MOM FARRAH …I have come to the conclusion that a girl is not a girl if she doesn’t squirt. I get that she’s got shitty rockhard implants and a bad face, but she squirts…and you ain’t shit if you can’t squirt. Seriously.

I talk to girls under 25 all the time and they all squirt. Something that was never a thing when I was under 25, in fact when I made a girl squirt in the 90s, I thought she pissed on me, so I pissed on her back.

It’s only been recent years that squirt has been the hottest thing in sex, and I’m glad for that, even if the soiled mattress I found in the back alley and sniffed for an hour, is not.

Here are some morning links..

Before and After Meth Pics are Porn to Me
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Doutzen Kroes Instagram Bikini
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Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty are Living Together in Paris
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Bird Crash Lands
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Crazy Picture of a Dead Couple Hugging in Bangledesh
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Wrestling Fail
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Homeless Hookers Blow a Dude – Then Kill Him for his Car
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50 Hot Pics of Some Import Model
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Shania Twain Holding a Mic like a Cock
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How to Flip Over a Truck
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Animals Don’t Suck
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Here is an Iranian Dude being hung, only for the family to forgive him and unhang him. Crazy.
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Some Interviews for Fast and Furious 6
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Charles Ramsey Autotune – Expected this One.
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Moose Defends its Baby
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I used to date a girl who would masturbate all day. I am talking all fucking day, in the most ridiculous settings, whether in public or not, it’s all she ever did.

I probably should have expected it considering I picked her up when volunteering at the swimming pool, teaching institutionalized retards to swim.

She was high functioning enough to no be able to say no, and shit she was horny all the time, it was proctically like working a porn set.

Let’s hope tonight is a porn set…on my face…ladies..I am still not done with Teen Mom Farrah Abraham and her Sex Tape that I love….

Here are some stepLINKS….


Kate Upton in a Bikini in 2011 – To Remind You How Much Puberty and a Slower Metabolism has Made her Morph into a Monster
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Miley Cyrus Insane Hair Mesh Dress
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So Much Fucking Underboob
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Her Name is Tatiana and You Will Really Like Her Thonged Ass
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Mission Impossible 5 is Happening and Tom Cruise is Signed On….
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Funny Sports Fail
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Kat Dennings is Scared of Dating Drake
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I Have Seen Julianne Hough’s Labia More than Seacrest Has
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This Babe in a Thong is Named Kerry…Not that Her Name Matters
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Idiotic Way to Ask a Girl to Prom
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Kristen Stewart Dressed Like a Man
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10 Cheapest Cities to Live After College
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The 20 Hottest Girls of the ‘Fast and Furious’ Movies
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Cool Documentary with Back-Up Singers
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New Playboy Girl’s Got Big Fucking Tits
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Beyonce in a Tight Dress – Unfortunately
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I Like This Nude Model Showing Her Bush Named Beauty Foster
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Lauren Hill is Going to Jail
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Kate Upton is Huge
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Kelly Brook Lookin all Pretty and Shit Clothed
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Sluts in Star Wars Costumes
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Kylie Minogue’s Titty Wink
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The 39 Hottest Heidi Klum SFW Pics
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Honest Star Trek Trailer
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The World’s Smallest Cock Will Ruin You….
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Pitbull Really Wants the Stick
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Weird Road Rage
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Amazing Treadmill Dancer
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Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Pussy Flash for Old Times…
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Cool Documentary on Back Up Singers
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This Big Titty Model is Amazing…
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This Girl’s Boob Keeps Popping Out
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Alex Sim is a Hot Social Media Slut
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Tess Taylor is Ridiculously Hot Nude Model
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Alyssa Miller’s Hot Side Tit at the Great Gatsby Premiere
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Unsuccessful Yacht Craning….
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A Whole Lot of Weird Fucking Pics that will Scar You…
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I still Love Ashley Smith’s Tits…
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Taylor Swift’s Serious Cameltoe
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The Scariest As You Will See Today
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Ginnifer Goodwin Crazy Eye Make-Up
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Beyonce Bought a 45 Million Dollar House – Seems Reasonable
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Bad Kentucky Derby Horse Names
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31 Pics of Hot Bitches in Bikinis – That’s My Fuckign Problem
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Justin Bieber is Doing The Simpsons
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The Crowd Throws Chairs at a Wrestling Match…Insane
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cam Girl Uncorks a Bottle with her Vagina
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Awesome 80s Porn
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Teen Cam Solo
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Horny Moms get Carried Away
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A Wet Girl Masturbating
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The Worst End to a 2 on One I’ve Seen Today
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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If You Haven’t Seen the Teen Mom Porn Trailer With Squirting – We Got You Covered
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Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

07

May

Jessica Alba Titty Flash of the Day

It would only make sense that Jessica Alba, a slut who pretended she wasn’t a slut, until she took on a little entrapment like she was from Cleveland, via her uterus, because that’s what broken girls who fear being alone do….get pregnant….would walk around in a sheer bra now for the paparazzi, in a whole “i’ve given up” or “notice me over here” kinda way. It’s good for business…..

This is the same girl who wouldn’t even get in her underwear in a movie, but I guess age, realizing no one cares that much about her naked ass, and countless visits to the gyno have eased her up…into a Jessica Alba I can respect and appreciate….even if I resent her for waiting til it was almost too late to do what she shoulda been doing at 20…because she’s fit and at least she fucking did it…

Lovin’ these Titties….


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