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2013

25

Apr

Catrina Stella in a Bathing Suit for UP PLEASE! Magazine of the Day

Catrina Stella is some American Model who is probably big and tall, but when in pictures looks pretty amazing, and she’s starring in this shoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of in some bikinis, shot by some montreal photographer, in pictures that look straight from the pages of Instagram, because I guess that’s the style everyone wants to see, now that anyone can be a top photogrpaher with their iphone, making the whole idea of talent, or studying a craft for years to perfect it, pretty obsolete…thanks internet for making every asshole a fucking star, even when they don’t deserve it, and that you Catrina Stella for being all lovely and shit.

Posted in:Catrina Stella

2013

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking is bad. It makes magic happen, unfortunately not the kind of magic that you’d want to have happen if you weren’t drinking.

Here are some morning links…

Gwyneth Paltrow in a See Through Dress of Iron Man 3
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The Waynes World Reunion will Scare You
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Hot Girls – In Bed
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Mascot Fail Compilation
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Amazing Half Naked Chick in a Fat Burn Workout
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Up Close at Nascar
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Red Panda Does a Pull Up
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25 Most Unexpected Cameos in Movies
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LOLZ Picture of the Day
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Beyonce’s Obnoxious Concert Program
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Cutting a Watermelon in 20 Seconds
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Skinny Girl Vs Sex Machine for the Perverts
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Big Dominatrix VS Little Dude for the Perverts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s an email from someone we hit up to advertise LOLZ

Considering the fact that we are a publisher that primarily publishes in the areas of addiction, recovery, and women’s issues, I think that our readers would find your website highly offensive. I’m sure our author, who is an advocate for children that have been sexually abused wouldn’t be happy to hear that we’re advertising on a website called Drunken Stepfather.

Maybe you should do your homework next time you approach a business for a partnership opportunity.

Thanks for wasting my time, and making me look at a website that I could probably get in trouble for viewing at work.

That bitch turns me on. I like the fire in her lesbian voice. It makes me want to fuck.

Here’s another LOLZ of a Chinese Chick Taking a Shit in a Glass Elevator, which reminds me of the story of my life….

Here some LOLZ in stepLINKS form….

So many LOLZ….

Scarlett Johansson’s Tits Look Perky in that Tank Top on Set of Captain America
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Lohan Has a New Sugar Daddy
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Girls Showing Off their Booties…
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Charles Barkley’s Golf Swing is Hilarious
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All the Pics of Beyonce from her Tour Book – Horrible
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Britney Spears has Serious Booty
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This Cop has Skateboarding Skills
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This Romance Author is Onto Something By Looking For Interns to Live Out the Book
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Xenia Deli’s Flashing Her Panties
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Double Ellen is My Worst Nightmare
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Jordan Carver Has Stupidly Huge Tits
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50 Hot Pics of This Import Model
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Girls With Hot Asses
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Miley in Short Shorts and Heels Turns Me On
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Noodle Snorting!
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Khloe Kardashian Got Fired But Had No Business Ever Being On TV in the First Place – Unless it was Some Unsolved Mysteries Shit.
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Braless Miley Cyrus And Some Short Fucking Shorts
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Blowjob or Just Tired on the Bus
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Some Busty Thick Bitch on Cam
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Reese Witherspoon in Handcuffs Video
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Erica Mena has Great Tits
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Girl Flashing Her Boobs in McDonalds
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Naked Girl in Honey – in a Money Booth Makes for a Good Time
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The Hottest Gwyneth Paltrow Pic You’ll Ever See
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In Case You Missed it – Here’s Laura Haddock Naked in a Movie
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This Nude Model Has Some Wild and Crazy Tits
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’d You Rather?
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Shakira’s Post Pregnancy See Through is Fucking Gross
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Dog Learns Physics the Hard Way
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Caroline Flack’s See Through Shirt Showing Off Her Nipples – Good Times
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Big Boob Close Up Pics
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Some Chick Spreading her Pussy
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Some Girl Making Her Big Ass Clap
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Some Chick in White Leggins Bending Over Showing Off her Yellow Thong
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16 Pics of Kate Upton
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Rally Fans are Crazy
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Mentos Diet Coke The Vagina Version
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This Lena Dunham Chick Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Zoo Magazine’s Hot 101
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2 Fit Girls in Bikinis
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Amazing Spiderman 2 Crotch Shot
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A Whole Bunch of Mail Order Brides Posing Awkwardly
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There is a Giant Penis On Mars
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American Idol Tried to Replace Mariah Carey
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The Real Life Tom and Jerry
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Horny Couple Film a Sex Tape
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Young Girl Fucked in Some Erotic Nudes
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The Giggliest Girl in Porn
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Horny Blonde Uses Big Toy
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A Sloppy Fucking Blowjob
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Awesome Sex at the Waterpark….
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A Couple Crazy Girls Public Flashing on the Subway
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Apr

Ireland Bassinger Baldwin’s Bikini Booty Shake for Vine of the Day

She’s pretty young…I mean looking at her small, despite being 6 foot 2, body on the beach in dance, reminds me way too much of girls in high school at a sleep over, which to some of you may be erotic, but to me is just awkward. You know it takes a certain amount of fucking to make a girl in a bikini have any sex appeal, but when they are just young and dancing, but more importantly shaking their not quite post-pubescent asses, but more importantly showcasing how bendy their young bodies are, it just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe that will all change in 5 months when she turns 18, and all of a sudden she becomes that fully developed woman, because you know 5 months in a 17 and 7 month year old’s life, so much is going to change. She won’t even be the same girl, because motherfucker, she’ll be a woman. Right?

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

24

Apr

Vida Guerra’s Big Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Vida Guerra may be an official nobody, I mean she was a booty before every girl had a booty, early on in the booty game, thanks to some men’s magazines that always promoted her like this was the UK and she wasn’t some gutter off the boat immigrant stealing the white girl’s job.

But 10 years later, she’s still in a bikini, in fact that’s all she’s accomplished, she’s not even a low level reality star, but she’s still got a booty, even if it’s older, dumpier and less fun than it was, because as you may or may not know, that’s how latin girls are built, even the skinny ones.

So maybe this Vida Guerra is a stripper who escaped her destiny like a jew fleeing the holocaust, but what she does is pretty much on par with what the stripper she was supposed to be, same morals and values, and pretty much the same hustle, just a different vehicle and here’s her trashy fat ass in a bikini. I am into it, cuz fat asses are nice to suffocate on.

Posted in:Vida Guerra

2013

24

Apr

Penelope Cruz Topless in Her New Movie of the Day

Penelope Cruz and her nose are in a movie called Twice Born, that I guess they are leaking the topeless scene pics from, in order to remind you to go see this movie, because clearly it has a compelling story line, with a Oscar winning cast, that you won’t actually bother seeing, because you’ve seen all that matters….Penelope Cruz’s tits. Not that Penelope Cruz has ever been all that hot, with her nose and all, especially not now that she’s either pregnant or already dropped a kid, but movie titties are movie titties and I am compelled to post them, like I HAVE DONE BEFORE because she’s all european and an Oscar winner who takes acting so seriously that she takes her clothes off…good girl….

I was once compelled to fuck this bitch with a massive nose who thought she looked like Penelope Cruz because she had a tan, I figure if I can’t get the real thing, I might as well fuck girls who think they look like stars, even when they don’t, because it’s as close as I’ll ever get….not that I’m into this shit, but you get what I’m saying, at least I hope you do, because I sure as hell don’t.

Posted in:NSFW|Penelope Cruz

2013

24

Apr

Never Too Much Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret of the DAy

I can never have too much Candice Swanepoel, even if the pictures of her are fucking boring, staged the same as every other pic, with a little black background to add some flavor to an otherwise identical shoot to every other shoot she has done, because adding the black background is as far as those Victoria’s Secret organized assholes go, and even that probably took a year of planning and pitching from an eager new employee with a vision that finally came true, when really this Candice babe is a puppet, willing to put her legs over her head while naked, if the photographer told her to.

What a waste, but the kind of waste I don’t mind trying to masturbate to.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

24

Apr

Caroline Flack in a Bikini Bottom With Some Nipple of the Day

She’s from the UK, she host some shit called “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here”….I don’t know shit about her or that show, I just know she’s in a bikini and it’s hardly life changing, it’s just nice that her idea of a bikini is to wear some weird shirt with no bra that from the right angle is see through and she’s bra-less in, exposing more of her tit than if she was in a bikini, but I guess her level of insecurity lies in her gut, or maybe she’s just trying to protect her pale grey skin from the sun, something it may have never seen before, but who really cares.


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Posted in:Caroline Flack

2013

24

Apr

Let’s Take a Minute to Stare at Miley of the Day

These Miley Cyrus pics came out yesterday and I haven’t stopped looking at.

That’s a lie, I haven’t looked at them at all because I don’t actual care, because I like girls who look like hookers, in fact I like hookers and I know for a fact that she doesn’t look like a hooker or a street walker at all, I mean maybe one in a movie, but not real deal ladies of the night I see, more often than I probably should. They just don’t look anything like this.

But I do appreciate her recently single efforts to walk around in heels, short shorts and no bra, even if all the girls dress like this and it is nothing to really celebrate. You see cuz every time you leave your house it is a sexual experience…but I guess Miley is inspiring the youth with her naughty brat who wants male attention behavior and that Works for me, unfortunately, 20 dollars won’t make her actually work for me, if you know what I mean.


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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

24

Apr

Michelle Rodriguez is Not So Dykey for Cosmo of the Day

Michelle Rodriguez put on a dress, that must have been awkward for her penis. A penis that has faced a life of confusion, conflict and embarrassment.

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez