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2013

18

Apr

Rita Ora for Elle of the Day

Rita Ora is the Rihanna impersonator with big tits, who has recently started making a name for herself, because the Americans who co-signed on her shit, didn’t realize she was an Rihanna impersonator, and thought “Shit, we can make her the next Rihanna” and the good news about that is that for the most part, their marketing strategy involves showing off her tits, because so many girls can sing and be marketed, but only a few have big fucking titties. It’s what makes the real successes stand out from the rest.

But unfortunately, their original focus and marketing strategy got lost in the mix, and now they’ve taken her to the fashion world, where there’s no sign of tits, or nipples, making me wonder where it all went wrong, or maybe she’s made it now and doesn’t need to be interesting to those of us who don’t give a fuck about her music.

At least we have AN ARCHIVE OF THE BEST OF HER TITS OVER THE LAST YEAR SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT …titties that were and that will never be the same again.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

18

Apr

Stella Hudgens Raving of the Day

The nice thingabout raves is that 17 year old girls, who still have another 4 years before being allowed to drink a 5% alcoholized beer, can rage the fuck out on Molly, prescription pills, Acid, Ketamine and whatever the fuck else is rollin’ around the party that is Coachella.

Not because I like vulnerable 17 year olds, passed out in the corner of a party, unable to control themselve, all covered in piss, or because I like safe places for them to get fucked up at, but because I like seeing the pics they post to their social media of them tripping balls.

I can only assume good things are to come from her and the girls she is a role model to….

Here are a few other pics from her instagram…

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2013

18

Apr

Holly Peers is Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Today in Glamour Models posing topless for very little money, but for solid exposure and low level fame, that separates them from the other groupie sluts trying to get pregnant by famous soccer players in the UK. You know that stamp of approval that their groupie-ing isn’t considered groupie-ing, but instead the natural retirement plan of a Glamour model. Because girls in magazines are more important than girls who work at strip clubs, bars, as temps, or whatever they are doing to not expose their breasts for attention and to get ahead…

Her name is Holly Peers and she probably has daddy issues, but then again, what girl doesn’t. At least this one is using those issues for her future while giving me titties to look at, instead of saving it for drinking too much at bars and going home with many random men, night after night, not letting me in on them titties.

If anything, this Holly Peers is a modern day hero.

Here she is for page 3.

Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW

2013

18

Apr

Crystal Renn Plus Sized in a Bikini for Hunger of the Day

Crystal Renn is a plus sized model, which normally I frown upon, because fat girls are the worst on all levels, but this fat chick, is just fat in the modeling industry, and not in everyday life by everyday standards….

All thanks to the generation of obesity taking the fuck over. I mean now they are letting actual obese people on TV and in movies and not just for comedic purposes and they even have stores that solely sell product to fat people, not to mention marketing companies, in this anti-bullying world, hire fat spokespeople so the lazy slobs at home have someone to relate to other than having unrealistic people, people I’d rather look at, sell the shit….

Here’s the video….

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2013

18

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

Here’s the best news story of all time, or at least from today, of a dentist obsessed with pulling teeth for no reason, he just gets started on one, and keeps on fucking going, in what is some solid OCD. According to the people involved, they didn’t even have anything wrong with their teeth, the dentist is just some freak with a tooth pulling fetish, who I am thinking may not even be a dentist, but that just makes the story better….I would probably have the same issue if I was a gynecologist, but instead of pulling things out, I’d be stuffing things in….

The real kicker is the dental office is called “Amazing Family Dental”….because really it is amazing.

Posted in:LOLZ|stepNEWS

2013

18

Apr

Kim Kardashian Creeping on her Teen Sister’s Bikini Body of the Day

Here’s the next generation of Kardashian exploits to make the family more money than they already have with the teen model from the Olympic marriage who isn’t a Kardashian, which in and of itself is a good strategy, because the Kardashian gene may be the root of all obesity and hairy troll evil….but then again it could be the cunt opportunist mom who slept her way to the good life after moving to LA for fame and never finding it…..

So Kendall Jenner’s Creepy, Jealous, Fatter older sisters drooling over her teen undeveloped body- setting the scene for their sister to take their lead and produce porn or become a bikini model to keep the family afloat, so that Kim Kardashian’s porno wasn’t in vain….is kinda awesome when it is in the form of a video of her teen ass in a bikini for the internet.

It’s weird how I don’t get the same love when I take videos of girls tanning at the pool from the same angle, gawking over the fact they have no cellulite, because I am not a jealous 35 year old pig older sister….The video is called “ENVY”….and it is from Kim Kardashian’s social media.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kim Kardashian

2013

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Resident pole dancer and stepGIRL AMS902

Since the world is not a safe place, I have decided to build a bomb shelter in the park, unfortunately, the police are not into drunk dudes digging holes in parks at 5 am, because they made me stop before I even started…I guess they don’t get the magnitude of how fucked up the world is right now, and that every man for themselves…..Tonight, I’ll work on another plan while drunk, cuz that’s where all the good ideas come from, but in the meantime, I’m going to post about celebrity titties….and to start, here are some morning links…

New Wolverine Images
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Kelly Brook’s Got Big Tits….
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Vaseline High Five
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One Man – Three Bottles of Lemon Juice
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Orca Whale Knocks Over Trainer
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Hot Girls Posing in Towels
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Kate Upton is Doing Movies Now
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Guy Gets Excited Feeding Birds
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Spanish Hookers Wear Relective Vests Now
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Check Out These Eyebrows
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan
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Hot Girls Flashing in Towels
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Crazy Street Performer
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Cat Vs Vaccuum – Funny
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Apr

Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion is Insane of the Day

As you know, there was an explosion at a fertilizer plant in or near Waco Texas. Not sure how many people are injured or dead, but I do know that there’s video of it shot from a car near by, that blows my fucking mind….I mean this is some serious scary shit. It’s like out of a movie, only real life. Crazy.

I am wasted in a bar, but here’s hoping none of you or your family or your friends are involved in the second explosion of the week.

Here’s a picture of an apartment near the site of the blast – Doesn’t look too promising that this explosion has no casualties – Accidents like this shouldn’t happen. I mean a fertilizer plant, seriously? That’s what bombs are made out of, shouldn’t they have safety measures in place. Crazy.
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Here are a few pics of the clouds – it’s like a horror movie – or post apocalypse – people are obviously saying this is related to Boston. Who knows at this point. All I know is it’s not good and seems like a war zone, in a where’s the next explosion gonna be. Not good.

UPDATE at 12:08 am – 60 Dead, 100s Injured.


HERE’S THE DALLAS / FORT WORTH LIVE NEWS FEED WITH THE BEST LIVE COVERAGE

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL Summer Unbuttons her FRANK AND OAK to kick back for the night after a rough day

Last night, while drunk, I figured out one of the key plot points in the early seasons of Threes Company, and that is that Roper had a boner for Tripper, but was on the down low. Obessssed with Jack’s Sexuality, never fucked his wife. It only took me 35 years to figure it out….I may be slow but I’m no retard.

You know what….There’s something horrible about busting small loads, especially if you’re like me and have to say things like “You’re gonna take this load on your face like a dirty little whore”…only to have a pathetic dribble come out if that…I’m talking dry fucking heaving.

Luckily, I pay for sex, so I don’t need to impress anyone, just as long as I come up with my 20-35 dollars depending on the time of night and length of time since her last fix.

I’m going to repeat it all again tonight.

Tori Spelling in a Two Piece for US Weekly
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The Michael Bay Victoria’s Secret Commercial I Posted Yesterday
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Taekwondo Spiderman
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Katie Cassidy Slutting Out for Bello Magazine
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Sarah Hyland Busting Out of Her Dress
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Some Spanish Star’s Nipple Slip
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20 Hot Import Model GIFS
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Bikini Model Sexy Abs Workout
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51 Hot Ass Pics for Hump Day
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This Guy’s Asshole Almost Killed Him
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Zoo Magazine Compiled the Best of Kelly Brook – Naked and in Bikini
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4Chan’s Analysis of Who Bombed Boston Based on Internet Detectives – Interesting
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Ass and Titties. Ass and Titties
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If People Crossed the Street Like ANimals
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Her Name is Jenna and She’s Got Huge Tits
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Carey Mulligan Dressed up in 1920s Gear for Vogue
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Pervert Films Pussy at the Beach
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Candice Swanepeol’s Awesome Pokies While Walking the Dog
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Some Selfies of a Chick with Huge Tits
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Petra Benova in a Bikini in Miami
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Anissa Holmes
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More on Teen Mom Farrah
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Hey Lina Posada in Lingerie – I’d Fuck You
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Josh Duhamel Wanted to Impregnate Fergie on the First Date
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Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Some Babes in Sexy See Through Bathing Suits
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Stunt Cat of the Day
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A Tribute to Miranda Kerr Dressed Up in Lingerie
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Heidi Klum in Fitness Clothes
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The Vaseline High Five Prank
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MMA Taunt Fails
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A Whole Lot of Brooklyn Decker GIFs
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Amanday Bynes Walks Around in Duckface and I Love It
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Jessie Rogers Has a Great Ass
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Violinists Playing Taylor Swift Covers are Better than Taylor Swift
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Jennifer Aniston is Into Cupping…
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Do You Like Page 3 Girls? Here’s 33 Pages of them
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Politicians Making Awkward Rap References
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8 Metaphors That Happened
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A Random Sexy Girl Gallery
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A Whole Lot of Wet and See Through Pics
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Lauren Stoner Hot Ass in a Bikini Bent the Fuck Over
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados
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Wing Suit Cave Flight
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POV Backflip
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Amelle Berrabah Booty Shot
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The Seth MacFarlane Family Guy Terrorist Bombing Boston Publicity Stunt He’s Denying any Involvement in
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James Woods and his Greasy 24 Year Old Girlfriend
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I don’t Know Who This Sandy Toz is But Her Pics are Jokes
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Anna Kendrick’s New Song and Video
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan in ALlure
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Fast and the Furious Get a Release Date
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This Cat Screaming No is Hilarious
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Teen Ride Dildo in the Kitchen
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Wife Deepthroating While Fisting Husbands Ass – Fun
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Make A Wish Foundation is Getting Really Cool
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Porn GIFS
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Teen in Stockins Cums on Cam
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Viscous Vampire Vagina
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Some Amateur babe Getting Manhandled
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In Celebration of Springtime – Here are Some Blossoming Anuses
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Apr

Rosario Dawson Looks Good in May’s GQ of the Day

Rosario Dawson loooks awesome in GQ, sure SHe’s not as great as her full frontal scenes in her new movie that her boyfriend directed her in….all labia all the time….

I lost interest in her, not that I ever really had interest in this squatter turned high maintenance celebrity, but she’s looking better than she has in years…

I mean for a while the gutter NYC cokehead hipster hispanic from KIDS was just fucking irritating, but her big titties have prevailed, and she’s got a second chance to make it count, and least for today…thanks to GQ…..

Posted in:Rosario Dawson