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2023

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The shitty thing about potentially being an autistic person that was never diagnosed is that everyone on the internet thinks they are autistic and not diagnosed so it’s too fucking mainstream….

It was fun once…but now everyone is thinking they got it….it’s fucking lame to be a self diagnosed autistic….

This ADHD because our minds work like browser tabs and we click between social network feeds to see all the people we don’t care about doing things we’d rather be doing, but are too lazy to do, so we just envy, hate or buy what they are selling instead…..

It’s a weird fucking world, but being self diagnosed Autistic’s too fucking mainstream, it’s better to just be a detached piece of shit with no feelings than to put a title to apathy and laziness…plus, we’re probably all autistic thanks to childhood vaccines…

Here are some stepLINKS, why the fuck not…I do them everyday…but I won’t forever….if you stop clicking!

Obama is an Aubrey Plaza Fan
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Tom Brady’s Bust GF Posted some Lingerie Pics to Support his Loss
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Bella Hadid’s Visible Nipples
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Best Selling Hats!
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Dua Lipa’s Booty Yoga Pose
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Jourdan Dunn Nipple at the Fashion Awards
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Chloe Grace Moretz in the Tub in 2018
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7 Rap Battles
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Hailey Bieber’s in a Push Up Bra
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Antonio Brown Posted a Pic of his Ex Giving him a BJ
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Hot Model Elsa Hosk in See Through Outfits
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Kobe Bryant Jersey May Hot 7 Million at Auction
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Tom Cruise Mission Impossible Stunt
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Drivers in the Snow in Seattle
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Reaching 370 Km/h in a Ferrari
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Kylie Jenner in Tight Clothing Gives Kim some Attitude
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Blonde Lady Creeping on Lebron
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Oana Gregory’s Skimpy Bikini
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Lisa Marie Presley to be Buried at Graceland
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Playful Bite from a Tiger
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Man Hatches a Zebra Finch
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Trevor Lawrence’s Hot Wife in a Game Cat Suit
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Baby Miniature Horse is Hilarious
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Jigsaw Prank Scaring People
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GoPro Underwater at a Fishing Pier
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Sara Sampaio’s Movie Debut
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Boston Player Caught on the Hot Mic
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Elephant Photobombs Indian Wedding
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Investing 5 dollars a Day on the Stockmarket
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Marisa Abela, the Actress Playing Amy Winehouse’s Hottest Pics
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Renee Elise Goldsberry’s Cleavage
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Addison Rae in Shorts
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Shailene Woodley Shopping with her Tits
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Laura Prepon at the Critics Choice Awards
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Jenny Slate Showing Off her Booty
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Julia Roberts at the Critics Choice Awards
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Pregnant Kaley Cuoco’s at the Critic Choice Awards
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Kate Hudson in a Tight Dress
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Kerry Washington at the Critics Choice Awards
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Suki Waterhouse has Fans
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Sofia Richie in Fitness Gear
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From stepSMUT!!

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Car Wash Dildo Ride
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Taco Tuesday
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Milf Has Big Boobs
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Sluts on Public Transport
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Glasses and the Dildo Girl
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Big Tits Smuggle the Goods
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Eggplant Emoji Gone Literal
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Cum Masters
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Hot Ass Dildo Show
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19 People Have a shitty Day
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Bath Tub Dildo Ride
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Hot Skinny Model has an Ass
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Bush and the Dildo
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April O’Neil Naked Pinball
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Spooky Alien Dildo
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43 Year Old Porn Star Fucks 18 Year Old
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Close Up Dildo Fuck
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College PAWG fucks in the shower
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On Couch Dildo Fuck
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Amateur 19 Year Old
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Tate Test
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2023

17

Jan

Gal Gadot in her Produced Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Gal Gadot is some high profile actress for some reason….I’m not sure what that reason could be…

I mean it’s probably not from being in a bunch of Fast and Furious movies that are pretty popular amongst the retards of the world, but not popular enough to get you close to 100 million followers….which is insanity….really…it’s gotta be from Wonder Woman…unless there’s some international conspiracy that just decided she was the one for Hollywood, PUT HER THERE, but that’s not how the world works, things happen randomly, by chance, right place right time….stop being so cynical..

Well, she’s gifted her lot of followers because she posted a picture of her in what I’ll assume is some mom panties…shot by her photographer of 20 years, which at 37 means he shot her when she was 17, which is perverted….but not as perverted as you jerking off to a celebrity mom in her panties…considering you can’t see her mom pussy through said panties…not even mound, stray hair or bush…so does it even count as a panty shot? Sure it does..it’s just not a traditional mirror selfie since she brings a crack team of experts in to capture it….

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2023

17

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tit Lives Matter….

That’s basically my slogan or catch phrase when I encounter tiny tits and when I post on tiny tits because you don’t need a detailed analysis of each set of tiny tits to know that they tiny tit is as thrilling as big tits, since it’s tits….I figure the whole nipple thing is what makes it as good as a big tit, less to play with but still a spout to nourish ourselves with, but with that logic, I’d be suggesting that man tit is hot too, since it’s got nipple too….but I’m not…since it doesn’t come equipped with a vagina.

In a world of big sloppy tit worship, Tiny Tits deserve some love too, and the girls with tiny tits should be using those tiny tits as tiny tit fetish content, instead of booking appointments to fill them with plastic sacks of shit….

I support the tiny tit, this is a celebration of it!

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2023

17

Jan

Charisma Carpenter’s Panty Selfie of the Day

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I dont’ give a fuck about Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, but I can tell you a lot of the nerdiest, most virgin motherfuckers I ever met were way too into that show and basically any and all spin-offs of that show…

One nerd who saw every episode of the show, would track when the DVD box sets would be released for the previous seasons, and he’d buy TWO of them, one to watch, one to keep in the archived unopened….

Yes, he will be the last one laughing when he sells his collection in 20 years when mass produced DVDs that have never been opened become a thing….definitely…

I saw that some internet group or podcast group got a VHS tape auction up to 80k that they donated to Charity since they aren’t me, who would POCKET THAT shit…and it’s only a matter of time that DVDs do the same thing to retards….I mean people were buying GIFs for a million dollars a year ago…we’re a dumb species with money.

Anyway, Charisma Carpenter was on that show, her fans are likely as loyal as nerds are, and she took a panty selfie a few days ago, so they’ve already printed them up and put them in their nerd binders, as they do….but this is for the rest of you who want to see 52 year olds act like young internet whores as they do.

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2023

17

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Clown Tits of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is probably the most hated porn star in the world, also the richest, which is possibly why she’s the most hated, but people are slowly waking up to how garbage she is and how she’s a fucking terrorist to society as she destroys the minds of the youth, turning them into vapid piles of shits who look like muppets, even when they were hot to begin with, because that’s how influential the old as shit trashcan of a woman is…

She’s not good enough for Kanye, she’s not good enough for the people….

Anyway, the family is obviously strategizing to put Kylie back into the mix, maybe it has to do with Kylie getting bored of not being told how hot her photoshopped, weird as shit body was by people of the internet, but it’s probably more to do with doing another billion dollar scam….so they’ve been putting her clown sized mom tits out there for the people to stare….as tits get hits…and can make a bitch billions of dollars if she has the right team in place….

They even had a VIRAL KIM AND KYLIE STORY ABOUT TAGGING KIM’S PRODUCTS IN A SLUT POST since Kim runs a 3.8 billion dollar brand….obviously a marketing stunt…which gets supported by more titty content to keep people talking about how badly god should strike down the private jet with the whole family on it, but instead he likes to challenge you idiots with shitty temptations, like wanting to be or jerk off to gross fucking humans, assuming they are humans….

Point of the story, tits get hits and are a great marketing strategy to make a bitch more billions of dollars, because doing it once with the make-up brand, once with the sisters shapewear, is not enough when there’s so much more to be GRABBED ONTO and sucked off like their “vaginas” seem to do with the BBC….and I say “vaginas” because I don’t believe the family aren’t all transgendered.

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2023

17

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Chasing the endless summer doesn’t need to be some dramatic closing scene from Point Break where Patrick Swayze goes into the 100 year storm to die after a life of crime to fund the chasing the endless summer…

It just means creeping the bikini hashtag on social media to see all the bikinis from all climates, summer or winter, indoors and outdoors, when you’re not a surfer you don’t focus on dumb shit like waves, but instead the bikinis, here is a round-up of random bikinis…..

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2023

17

Jan

Iggy Azalea Brings the Topless “art” of the Day

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The big story in celebrity you didn’t know was a celebrity, or was still a celebrity, or was ever really a celebrity, since she’s from an era of going viral before it was a thing so she sort of just fell into it and we’re not sure what she’s all about, except some faking it til she made it that worked….is Iggy Azalea the Australian who pretended to be a runaway that became a stripper in Miami when underage in the dumbest origin story ever…gong back to her roots of stripping by curating an art project on onlyfans that is a cash grab because people will pay to see people they like naked….just out of curiosity even…and apparently she made 300k in 24 hours, after all that press, which is far less than other girls have made in 24 hours, but still a lot of money, assuming she didn’t get paid 300k per live show when she was at her peak….but it is still enough to make some headlines….

This is probably a sample of what you get, which I assume will lead to Nashville Police style orgies in a few months while trying to keep her paying customers….or at least some dildos!

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2023

17

Jan

Sarah Jayne Dunn Titties of the Day

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Sarah Jayne Dunn is a 41 year old British actress who was on a Soap Opera called Hollyoaks from 1996 to 2021, before being fired because she was like “Fuck this, I want to sell nudes”….a logical strategy for a 41 year old pervert who probably felt she was underpaid or that she never really hit her stride being stuck in a soap opera for 30 fucking years….one of those dream jobs when she first got cast at 15 years old, but at 40 realizing there was so much her tits missed out on.

OnlyFans bro, it’s the dopamine release that gets all these whores paid for being whores, because dudes are so fucking lonely that they buy into that bullshit, and it’s actually fucking crazy….

It’s like Tinder, I knew the concept from all the AIDS on GRINDER, but I never thought normal middle of the road chicks would fall for it…even though I knew they liked sex, I didn’t think they’d just give it away like a gay dude. I gave them too much credit.

SO, I knew OnlyFans would work, premium content makes sense, I just never thought successful, rich, accomplished, mainstream people would ever hop on board, and I never thought normie girls producing nudes would ever transition to sex worker as easily as they have….which why I am not a billionaire and the guy who owns OnlyFans is….HE knew the whores were plentiful and ready to sell nudes if it was made easy for them…..

So here’s Sarah Jayne Dunn’s titties, that I am sure anyone jerking off to Soap Operas for 30 years wanted to see, and really Soap Opera acting is porn acting, so there you go…

It kind of feels like walking in on your friend’s mom getting out of the shower back in High School, only she’s not 200 pounds, smoking a cigarette, with a huge c-section scar that looks like a prison fight wound, and a bush I could use to insulate an overpriced puffy jacket because GEESE FEATHERS ARE CRUEL….

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2023

17

Jan

Hot Shorts on the Horny Girl and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Short Skirt, Dumb Dance

Hot Instagram Model in Tight Dress Talks Cheating Ex

GYM FIT….the GYM OUTFIT

Important Dancer

Hot Trucker

High Energy Dancing Girl

Pornstar Ballerina

6 am raver

Posted in:Videos

2023

17

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants baby…..

I figure if you’re a girl and you’re not wearing tight pants, even if you’re a fat girl who no one really wants to see in tight pants, unless they are drunk and it is 3 am and they are the only option, or if they are the only person willing to fuck you on a dating app and you figure no one will see you sneak her into the basement to make fun of you, that you’ll just say “it’s better than jerking off faggot”….which is pretty debatable if you think about it, or if you’re anti-social and disgusted by interacting with humans except when penetrating them….

SO yeah, if you’re not in tight pants, with this new tight pant technology, you don’t exist girl…

HERE are some girls in tight pants, so into their tight pants that they post their tight pants on the internet for you perverts to jerk off to, knowing they get wet when stared at by creepers in public who can’t jerk off to them, but may be jerking off to them when they get home, which isn’t the feedback they get from throwing the raw meat into the starved out animal cage that is internet.

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