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2013

21

Feb

Victoria Justice in a Wet Suit of the Day

I saw the Cove and can safely say that this Dolphin is not as excited as Victoria Justice is to be captive and treated like a fucking dancing monkey….and if Victoria Justice was more that just a vapid little cunt….a puppet much like that poor dolphin…she’d be protesting these kind of Marine Mammals being exploited like slaves to the man…They are mistreated and abused….and anyone who participates in this shit should be fucking shot…even if the amusement park promoting this shit is paying her to do it.

Seriously…s this is fucking punishment and dolphins are much more important to the future world than humans….

That said, she’s in a wet suit and you like that.

Save the Marine Mammals….

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2013

21

Feb

Natalia Vodianova in her Underwear for L’Officiel Paris of the Day

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Ridiculously hot 30 Year Old Russian Superstar Model…Natalia Vodianova who you may know as “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″….is posing in her underwear for some fashion magazine and I like it….and not just because she’s rich…and famous as a model…and fantastic to look at…but because she was raised without a father back in Russia…and daddy issues are fucking porn to me. What isn’t porn to me is that she’s got 3 kids with some dude she’s no longer with….even though broken homes but more importantly stepfathering is kinda my hobby….but unfortunately some rich dude who’s dad runs the multi billion dollar luxury conglomerate that owns Louis Vuitton, Moet and Henessey…..makin’ her a gold digger…even though she’s got some gold of her own…

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2013

21

Feb

Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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Here’s skinny Karlie Kloss…Victoria’s Secret Angel….who was actually pretty successful prior to being recruited to Victoria’s Secret last year….to fill their American Model quota….because they can’t just exploit immigrants like a hotel chain or kitchen at a fancy restaurant…they have to pepper it with legitimate legal workers for fear that their evil mid-western Jewish owned but Christian friendly…I’m talking photoshopped vagina and nipples out of the half nakedness to avoid controversy in their door to door catalogs that might as well be porn based on how many bored husbands and teenage boys jerk off to it….cuz the women in their lives sure don’t look like this…..but we can dress them up like this….in a lipstick on a pig strategy that doesn’t really work but that makes the corporation 10 billion dollars a year in sales….

That said…here she is in a bikini for their Swim collection…I like her awkwardness….and silly hair…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2013

21

Feb

Rosie Jones is Awesome for Page 3 of the Day

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A day is not complete unless I post a set of titty pics of some Glamour model…who is, despite popular belief, not an actual model, but some average at best looking girl with huge tits she’s willing to show off in front of a camera, which I guess in and of itself makes her an actual model, since she gets paid for this shit, but I just consider her a stripper using a different medium to pay the rent and get her great tits out there….and one of the more popular of these not real models who act like they are top models cuz of all the mail attention they get…is this Rosie Jones chick….and here she is for Page 3….in all her titty model glory….that you can’t help but love even if for the comedic aspect of all this…

There’s a video….if you want it….
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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

21

Feb

The Horrible Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics for DeJour Magazine of the Day

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It amazes me that someone would pay half a million dollars for these pics…not that DuJour magazine paid half a million dollars for these pics….but they probably paid something totally insane for them as her mother prostituted them out to every publication in efforts to cash in as hard as she can…because that is the constant theme of the Kardashians…but the idiotic public buy into it….it is all our fault that such disgusting half naked pics of a bitch with the spawn of satan growin inside her disgusting body……and equally disgusting soul…has the option to exploit such nonsense…..she’s the worse..

Here’s the behind the scene video..

This shit makes me so mad…..she’s such a twat who talks like she’s Paris Hilton…and gets paid even though she’s already rich to start….the world is fucked.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2013

21

Feb

Joanne Beckham in the Worst Cleavage Pic of the Day

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This is David Beckham’s sister…wearing what I guess is one of Posh Spice’s dresses…..you know squeezing into the shit that is 12 sizes too small…busting out in all kinds of weird directions that remind me of the trailer park in the summer….cuz white trash strippers always dress like this….and you know if her brother wasn’t a billionaire….in some marriage that is almost considered royalty in the UK….she’d probably be sitting by pool at some by the hour motel trying to get a tan while drinking malt liquor mixed with cough syrup….

It’s safe to say David Beckham got the athleticism in the family….cuz these thighs don’t lie…and they are telling a horrible story of loving cake…

I’d still fuck her and accompany her to all her fancy and luxurious events her last name get her invited to….

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Posted in:Joanne Beckham

2013

21

Feb

Kate Uptons Fat Chick Tits Promote Shoes of the Day

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This campaign is so fucking appropriate because……FAT GIRLS LOVE SHOES!!!THEY FUCKING LOVE SHOES!!!!!! You see cuz Kate Upton, may not be a fat chick today, but that body is built for obesity and in time….when her metabolism slows down…you will all see what I’ve been saying since first seeing her saggy, hormones in the foot, sloppy tits and weird 40 year old mom hips….

In the event you were wondering….The reason fat girls love shoes is because it is the one thing on them that maintains a constant size…so if she’s a size 7 in college…she’ll likely be a size 7 at 40…..and when shopping for shoes she can get away with the “I’m the same size as I was 20 years ago”….which she cant do when trying on anything else…leaving out any depression that surrounds shopping…hence why fat chicks all have massive shoe collections…it is a fact….a fact as true as Kate Upton being a spokesperson for fat chicks everywhere….in this borderline erotic campaign..cuz luckily for her…she’s not a fat chick yet.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

21

Feb

Taylor Swift’s in a Tight Dress of the Day

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It makes me laugh that Taylor Swift’s choice of dresses is making news…I mean it makes me wonder if we’ve lost all hope….or maybe things in our lives are just so boring and pathetic…that we have become mindless drones that fill our brains with useless fucking content and information like what dress Taylor Swift is wearing….like there aren’t fucking injustices in the world…or diseases to be cured…or corruption in the government…or fights that need to be fought…or adventured to take….but instead I am here…and you are here…looking at a skinny bitch who loves to get fucked by a lot of different people and covers her tracks by pretending they were in a “relationship”….so she doesn’t come across as being a slut…cuz it will ruin her vanilla image that behind closed doors is filled with anal….and in that comes a tighter fucking dress…cuz it’s time to have a little sex appeal….because everyone is watching….god knows why….so make the fucking most of it….when all I see is a cum stain on our society….but I feel that way about all these celebrities that are just distraction to the actual bad shit going on….

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Birthday of Love Pics of the Day

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I guess people who hate guys who beat women who are too weak to escape the abuse…even when they are public figures….and are setting a ghetto example straight from the welfare line….to their easy to influence fans….aren’t gonna be down with these pics Rihanna posted to her instagram…..while I just hope it ends in murder suicide….cuz I am a firm believer that this trash has gotta be thrown the fuck out….even if I’d totally love to fuck it….I just figure anyone this successful sending crooked mixed messages to the world…exploiting a physical fight the last 4 years….all for her personal gain…like a woman going through a divorce trying to get more alimony….it’s all fucking lies….

It’s all fucking lies and bullshit..so point and laugh while she counts her money and spliff’s up…..

Here is a video of her in a mesh skirt over her bikini ass from yesterday to make my Rihanna post of the day complete…

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Posted in:Rihanna

2013

21

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes girls send me pics of their panties…..

The highlight of the day today was not walking into the bathroom after my wife took a shit….in fact, that was the worst part of the day….even though I just got out of bed 3 minutes ago….it’s hard out there for a hard drinkin’ deadbeat.

Here are some morning links….

Hmmmmm That’s Not a Motorcross Bike – VIDEO
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Russia Has Run Officially Out Of Fucks To Give
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This is What Happens When You Let Lindsay Lohan Borrow A Designer Dress
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Ireland Baldwin Is Why Kim Basinger Should Never Stop Having Children Even If She’s Almost 60
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Hey Buddy, Your News Report is Sinking… – VIDEO
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TODAY! In Beaqver Facts!!!
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Dakota Fanning is Glamour’s March 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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The 25 Worst Movies That Won Oscars
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Free Cam Shows Make Your Thursday Morning Worth Living (NSFW)
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She Probably Shouldn’t Be Getting Herself Off in Her Parents Bedroom (NSFW)
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How to Eat Ketchup and 4 Other Life Changing Tips
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Michelle Mayden is a Slutty Blonde and I Like It (NSFW)
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The Science of Porn Addiction Explained – VIDEO
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