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2013

08

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I learned a very valuable lesson the other day….and that is that girls who have had miscarriages do not like miscarriage jokes….which I guess is kinda like girls who have been raped not liking rape jokes…see I usually assumed girls who had miscarriages or girls who were raped could joke about it…cuz they lived it…and all the uptight assholes around them were the ones all uptight about it….but it turns out…I was wrong….

You all need to lighten up, life is one big joke, laugh at it.

Here are some stepLINKS….

This Little Girl Could Probably Kick Your Ass – VIDEO
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Fun With a Little Slip and Slide! – VIDEO
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Willow Smith Tells Will Smith To Stop Acting Like Pimp Mama Kris
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Hoola Hooping Has Never Been This Sexy (SEMI NSFW)
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There’s Tumble Weeds And Then There’s TUMBLEWEEDS, Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Anna Torv is Topless Kinda
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The Office Has Set a Date For It’s Final Episode
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25 Things Every ’90s Kid Wished They Could Do
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Free Cam Shows Help Us Say Goodbye to Another Week (NSFW)
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Horny Girlfriend Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Lina Posada
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Claudia Helps Us Start off the Day (NSFW)
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Back to the Future in 60 Seconds – VIDEO
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2013

07

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Even GIRLS GONE WILD want in on the stepGIRL movement we have going on INSTAGRAM

I have been attacked by a woman on social media…out of nowhere she called me a misogynist and when I asked her to talk about it with me over some phone sex where I lower her to nothing more than a vessel that makes vagina warm and wet….she didn’t give me her phone number…I try to make friends…but some people are just haters…and don’t get that one of my favorite things in life is girls…or at least there vaginas…then assholes…then tits..

Here are some stepLINKS….

The Inevitable Kai The Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero Autotune Is Here – VIDEO
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Pizza Hut International Has Lost Their God Damn Minds
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Piglet Goes Does Stairs
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Chloe Moretz in Teen Vogue
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NY FASHION WEEK MEGA POST
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Frank and Louie the 2 Faced Cat
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I Love Amanda Seyfried’s Awesome Faces
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She’s Got Pole Dancing Skills, Wow
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And MORE Spring Breakers Hotness
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Maria Menounos’ Has One Sweet Ass
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Two hours of Han Solo Gambling and Smuggling Shit and Banging Bitches? My Penis Just Made the Lightsaber Noise.
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Electric Airplanes Are Becoming a Reality (6 Pics)
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Jenna isthe Stuff Dreams Are Made Of (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, I’m Lovin It (NSFW)
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Amateur Ass Gallery Anyone? (NSFW)
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Leonardo DiCaprio Must Be A Majority Shareholder In Victoria’s Secret
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Google Street View Takes Photo of Couple Having Sex
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Now That is One BIG Dildo
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Back to the Future in 60 Seconds
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Allison Williams Bikini Poolside in Miami
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Future Criminal
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Samantha Mumba’s Got Huge Booty
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Little Girl Knows How to Fight
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Mega Julianne Hough Gallery
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New Model Sha Rizel is Just the Tyoe of Lady We Are Looking For
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How About Some Charlize Theron Pokies? (SITE NSFW)
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Just Looking at Lindsay Lohan is Starting to Get Depressing
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Not the First Thing I Would Do With That Sausage, But Whatever (NSFW)
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Kate Lawler Panties Upskirt on the Turn Tables
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Remember When Miley Cyrus Had Long Hair?
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A Bunch of Cele Babes and Their Awesome Plunging Necklines
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God Hates Everyone Except Ray Lewis
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TV Shows That Would Be More Interesting With A Zombie Attack
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This Group of Sexy Babes Are Covered in Tape and It’s SEXY (NSFW)
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Julianne Hough’s Mega Post
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India’s Rural Olympics
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Sara Silverman Cleavage Scares Me
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Urban Snowboarding
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Expect the Unexpected Compilation
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Kimberly Garner’s Got Tight Pants and a Hot Ass
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WTF Billboard of the Day (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Skaters VERSUS Runners – VIDEO
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Hello There Emily Rossum
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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These MILFs Still Got It (NSFW)
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Eva is Doing Yoga and I Love It (NSFW)
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A Few Hacks That Will Make Your Life A Whole Lot Easier
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Caught Lookin’ Busted: A Gallery Of The Worst Celebrity Pics That They Probably Wish Were Never Seen
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Emma Pearl is Naked and I Like It (NSFW)
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity (NSFW)
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Web Cam Girl and a Dildo (NSFW)
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Puffy Vaginas Banned From the Grammys
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Dave Grohl Says Britney Spears Is Dead Inside
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Tumbleweeds Take Over Road
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Russia Streets Are Nuts
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Angelica Leon 2013 Calendar
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Jessica Simpson Fat in Her New Collection
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Selena Gomez Cameltoe
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Close Up Masturbation
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Hot Chick Own Dick
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Big Fat Cherri Lust Ass
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Cam Girl Has Cam Anal
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Girl Gets Off With Faucet
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Amateur Lingerie Blowjob
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

07

Feb

Anna Torv Nude for Esquire of the DAy

Anna Torv on some show called FRINGE that I have never seen or heard of….because I don’t care about this shit…she is from Australia….where she’s been famous for a while…and now she’s naked for Esquire….and that works for me…cuz getting naked for anyone is the only work I really respect or appreciate…that and charging dying people to save their lives…but only cuz that is serious evil…capitalist greed…I’ll save you if you pay me asshole moves you just have to respect when you hate society as a whole…

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2013

07

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Going Through Airport Security of the DAy

Hands down…Lindsay Lohan is my dream girl….she is the ultimate in Hollywood, she represents a perfect balance of class, luxury, mental health disorders, addiction, sex appeal, broken childhood, and broken dreams…..and one of life’s great tragedies was that I didn’t marry her back when I had the chance…not that I officially ever had the chance to marry her, but she did follow me on twitter, and I guess I could have proposed to her until she said yes in private messages….and now the only way I’ll ever touch her is if I become really famous for doing nothing….and if she falls off even harder than she already is….or if I become a airport security guy like this asshole mocking me with his vagina scans of her he should release to the internet – cuz sometimes it is better to lose your job for the greater good of man….

All this to say. I still love me some LOHAN.


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2013

07

Feb

Cameron Russell and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Seceret February of the Day

I figure I don’t write enough about these Victoria’s Secret models…because they are only in every second post…that I might I well do one more….this time with Cameron Russell, who I don’t think I’ve ever posted on, so it’s fresh Victoria’s Secret Meat….and Behati Prinsloo who just has a stupid name that should be a dish at an Indian Restaurant….posing in the half naked, airbrushed, no nipple or vagina definition despite being in lingerie glory….giving girls unrealistic expectations for themselves, while making men hate anything they fuck for not looking like this….hey if it sells panties then it works for me….

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2013

07

Feb

Lookin Down Emily Osment’s Shirt on Social Media of the Day

My ongoing Emily Osment joke, yes I have an ongoing Emily Osment joke, no I don’t know what that says about me, but I do know that no one laughs at it..because I haven’t been funny on the internet since 2005 when I realized the internet is a cold dark place and none of my jokes really mattered in this scary world….and even if they did matter some hack writer for some shitty TV show would just steal my one moment of gold and put it out there for the world to think he came up with it….but I still come back everyday to cry about those glory days that were hardly glorious at all…

Either way, the joke is that Emily Osment is the dude from Sixth Sense’s sister who has a career, while he’s just faded into awkward since puberty obscurity, never to be seen again, making me think he got on hormones, repackaged himself as this poptart, that’s why she’s showing off tit, cuz she’s so happy with how they’ve grown in, because dude’s an Oscar nominee at 6, and pulling this off would be easier than if he was Chaz Bono….

See…

No one laughed….

Here’s the pic…

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2013

07

Feb

Camille Piazza for Aubade Lingerie of the Day

Camille Piazza is another hot Australian model, because Australia produces gold when it comes to pussy, I guess thanks to inbreeding criminals who make up their white trash society, or maybe the girls just aren’t on the American diet, stay fit and look good half naked, and really the only thing we should be analyzing here is why haven’t we organized a STEPFATHER trip to Australia to meet and greet all these girls first hand…and mouth and penis…and all this say her name is making me hungrier than the idea of having her licking the pizza grease off my chest….like she was Foetus la Plantain….only less gay and far hotter to look at….and this is Camille Piazza in Aubade Lingerie ads….

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2013

07

Feb

Miley Cyrus Crotch Shot for Social Media of the Day

I am always down for a crotch shot…even if the crotch shot isn’t one of a sexting nature, but instead of a girl in a pair of really small jeans, showing off her really small body, that would make my really small dick, possibly look a little less small, if I was able to pull it out of hiding, and convince it that it is not in witness protection, or a vampire that fears sunlight…..

Miley Cyrus is a babe and her self produced pornography that isn’t really pornography unless you have a very graphic perverted mind…makes life a better place.

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2013

07

Feb

Jennifer Hawkins Half Naked for an Underwear Campaign of the Day

Her name is Jennifer Hawkins and I follow her on Instagram, which is probably not her biggest accomplishment in her career, but I like to think it is, at least when I am masturbating, cuz there’s nothing wrong with pretending you matter in the life of half naked women who probably make millions, even if limited to the Australian market, for getting half naked….

She’s not much of an actor….but she’s Australian…and for some reason Australia really speaks to me…because the girls are just hot, rockin’ bodied, and down to get fucking drunk and have a good time….at least that is what I’ve told…cuz the closest I’ve been to Australia was watching Crocodile Dundee in the 80s, and Steve Irwin’s viral video death….and that one Kangaroo porn, that I may have imagined….now this….bra ad….featuring awesome.

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2013

07

Feb

Barbara Palvin for REPLAY of the Day

There comes a time in every 19 year old Lingerie Model working for the evil lingerie empire’s life….where her management and their marketing team put her on as many high profile campaigns as possible….whether that campaign is pretending to bang Justin Bieber for TMZ…in efforts to help his homosexuality stay covered up…..or now this fully clothed campaign for Replay…it is just all about her getting media hits…increasing her brand equity….and making her matter….now all she needs is a relationship with an A-Lister like she was most of the other Victoria’s Secret girls and in turn we’ll be stuck with her posing half naked the next decade like she was Heidi Klum…something I can probably deal with since I have nothing else going on…you know easy to fit in my schedule…

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