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Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Ozempic Katy Perry Finds the Only Audience Who Likes Her of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day
Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2013

08

Feb

Helen Flanagan Does Twitter Right of the Day

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Helen Flanagan from some shitty UK Soap Opera that she quit….even though it is likely a gig girls freak out about getting…..has taken a liking to all the male attention she’s getting…while rocking an idiotic Megan Fox Marilyn Monroe forearm tattoo…that you shouldn’t be looking at…cuz you have her big fucking tits on display….

I guess it is her attempt at taking charge of her own career….going the route that I like….from TV to Glamour model in all it’s amazing slutty glory….but kinda backwards when most girls get naked to get TV gigs……..but not Helen Flanagan…Helen Flanagan beats to her own amazing big breasted drum and knows her placem in the world…. and that place is half naked….soon to be in sex tapes…

This could be part of some kind of breakdown….attention seeking cuz daddy didn’t hug her enough….showing off her huge tits…cuz she knows that is what we want…but whatever it is…. I like it….

Here are some pics she put to twitter.

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2013

08

Feb

Hipster Friendly Pornstar Jessie Andrews for Fashion of the Day

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Jessie Andrews is the new Sasha Grey of porn, you know hipster friendly, wild and crazy, rocking a bush, that the fashion world has taken in and eaten up cuz unlike us, they don’t care that she looks 13 when she chokes on dick, they like that other fashion magazines think she’s fashionable….and fashion is one huge pile of followers who buy into whatever they are told while pretending they are originals on the front line…

What it comes down to….is that…she’s GUTTER PORN CHICK WHO FUCKS ON CAMERA …whether the fashion industry likes it

Why she is different than any other pornstar….maybe cuz she parties with hipsters…maybe cuz she’s got small tits…maybe cuz she has bush….who fucking knows….she’s naked in a fashion magazine of the day…

So edgy…..

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2013

08

Feb

Miranda Kerr is Amazing for PURPLE of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is amazing….and here she is for PURPLE Magazine showing a little bikini model mom butt that I would love to sniff, tastes, eat and make love to until she can’t control her bowels, which according to my gay friend will take 8 years twice a day…..but I’m sure her vagina is just as good too…despite the whole baby thing….

All this to say…I’m a fan.

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2013

08

Feb

Katherine Jenkins in a Bikini of the Day

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She’s a 32 year old classical singer and Opera singer…and Opera has never been so interesting….now that it’s not fat and making offensive sounds…but instead in a bikini showing off fatty tits and a bit of a belly I won’t hold against her cuz when it comes to Opera, you uncultured fuck, the SUMO WRESTLING of singing, this is an anorexic look…and I dig it…but I guess in terms of other girls on the beach she is fat and remember it’s not over til the fat lady sings…or in this case until she puts on her shirt.


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2013

08

Feb

Petra Nemcova Titties of the Day

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I want to Tsunami all over her….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…so I can have her allfor myself….I’m hoping my Tsunami ends with her pregnant…and lock her down forever….She’s amazing.

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2013

08

Feb

Kellie Shirley Showing Panties of the Day

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Kellie Shirley is some UK Soap Star and she showed up to an event showing off some pantyhose, reminding me that pantyhose fetishes are hilarious. not because pantyhose are a great, function, fun way to make a girl look like a sausage popping out of its casing, or because pantyhose always smell weird at the end of the day after being pulled off and on for girls to pee, while suffocating in tight shoes that don’t breath, but cuz they hide cellulite and are easy to rip holes in….

I don’t care about Kellie Shirley, I just like that this happened.


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2013

08

Feb

Miss Carly Baker is the New UFC Ring Girl of the Day

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Her name is Miss Carly Baker….and she is the new Ring Card girl for the UFC, who is making a debut this weekend, and she’s a UK Glamour model…I think….which isn’t too far of a stretch from being a Vegas stripper/show girl with a dream like previous UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste….you know the table dance for the right table that led to this life of luxury all thanks to Dana White being based out of Vegas….

Here are some pics of their new blood….Miss Carly Baker….I wonder if she is as dignified and southern as she sounds….

Serioulsly, she makes me want to hit a luncheon to discuss the rise of the south over some lemonade at the plantation….#fact.

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2013

08

Feb

Nina Agdal is the ALLEGED SI Cover Girl 2013 of the Day

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All this covergirl shit is totally staged and I’ve been doing this site long enough to see that shit coming from a mile away….and the real deciding factor for me about this Nina Agdal being the covergirl was the recent Carl’s Jr ad that I just had a gut feeling was totally directly related to the SI cover…and I am pretty sure I even said in the post…but that’s probably because I am a genius despite no one listening to me….

Now, I am not sure if this is fact, or if she’s actually the Cover Girl…I guess you’ll find out February 15th when it drops, but that doesn’t stop me from posting a mega post of all her pictures I have, since I’ve been posting all her pics as I do with all models, despite thinking she looks a little downs, like she got into SI after meeting Brooklyn Decker at one of their waterhead conventions….

Who cares, here’s her awesome body in a whole lot of pics….

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2013

08

Feb

Raquel Pomplun Half Naked in Pacific San Diego of the Day

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Raquel Pomplun is some low level Playboy chick and she’s in lingerie for some random San Diego magazine, working her way to the top by taking off her top….but not in this spread….this spread is boring, badly scanned, and there’s no reason for me to post it….but for some reason I am…because things I do often remain a mystery to me….especially when it comes to half naked girls…they got a spell on me…..

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2013

08

Feb

Lacey Banghard in a Recent Titty Shoot of the Day

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I am pretty sure I posted the outtakes from this shoot, but I can’t be too sure, cuz titty model photoshoots all kinda blend into each other in one giant titty pile of greatness, that I think makes the world a better place to live in, cuz without titty models doing titty photoshoots, your virgin ass wouldn’t know what a tit looked like, other than that one time you saw your mom breast feeding your brother like she was Blossom….something she never did for you…laying the foundation of your life of inadequacies…thanks mom….

Here are the tits….and they are outrageous…

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