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2013

12

Feb

Katherine Webb for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

Katherine Webb, who was Miss Alabama 2012 and Top 10 Finalist in the 2012 Miss USA Pageant, who is less importantly for us…because we hate these situations…but pretty importantly for her….is the girlfriend of Alabama Quarterback A.J. McCarron, who generated some useless scandal during one of his games when the reporter talked about hot hot she was and how get Quarterbacks get all the cake and by cake I mean vagina…vagina that is now in Sports Illustrated…goin’ big…..


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Posted in:Katherine Webb

2013

12

Feb

Miranda Kerr on the Beach in a Photoshoot of the Day

Miranda Kerr is on the beach doing some photoshoot for some random shit I don’t care about….but do care that Miranda Kerr is in it… modeling in some see thru looking outfit with some white looking panties under it…and not only because white looking panties get see thru when wet…but because Miranda Kerr you see because when it comes to Miranda Kerr – I would be into her wearing a snow suit….


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Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

12

Feb

Georgie Darby is Amazing for Interviu Spain of the Day

I don’t know what Interviu Spain is…..but it is pretty safe to assume it is a magazine….and these are pics from their February issue…and it is pretty amazing soft core porn…that they prefer to be marketed as Glamour Model….cuz porn has a negative connotation cuz no one wants to be considered a softcore pornstar…even if she’s showing off her fatty tits….all naked…and perverted like…

I also don’t know who Georgie Darby is, but I do know she’s into showing her tits for money, so I guess that is all I need to know…

Here are those life changing pics…that I am sure her dad is proud of….

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2013

12

Feb

Some Kate Upton for SI Swimsuit of the Day

I just don’t understand Kate Upton’s body. She looks like a sausage….but why not beat a dead horse….or pig in this case…with my dick….and post all her awkward bodied pics with her big fucking sagger tits that are full and lovely despite being shaped like a 45 year old obese mom of 4….

That said, she’s a hero, a star, the top of her game, fat chick in training and looking like she’s so good at it, she may go fat chick pro…you know Olympic level….the next Anna Nicole Smith…in her time to shine…for the second time…

Here are some videos of the glorious experience she’ll look back on when in her wheel chair at 60 thanks to diabetes related amputation


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

12

Feb

Nina Agdal for SI Swimsuit of the Day

Here’s Nina Agdal, the runner up in the SI Swimsuit cover shit….who was robbed.

Yesterday, we learned a very valuable lesson about Nina Agdal…and that is that she will never do porn…however, for Sports Illustrated, she will wear mesh, as long as the photoshop out her nipples, cuz nipples don’t sit well with Ted Turner, he’s more into Bison and making money…and the funny thing about her logic…is that she might as well be in porn…cuz motherfuckers are jerking off to her and her handicap lookin’ face….right now…

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Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

12

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Amazing Nipples for Terry Richardson of the DAy

This video and photoshoot of Alessandra Ambrosio in Terry Richardson’s studio doing a fun little video of her breaking through a photographer’s backdrop…..while wearing a hot little wife beater…with her nipples shining through….is a reminder to that Alessandra Ambrosio is very real…..for that fat chick who told me that Victoria’s Secret models aren’t real, especially post pregnancy but that Adele and Kelly Clarkson are real, and not just real lazy and real eaters, really into food….

I don’t even hate that this girl has a kid…cuz she puts work into her body and shit…I’m into staring at it….

Amazing.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2013

12

Feb

Bregje Heinen is a Naughty Model of the Day

Bregje Heinen proves one very important thing in life…and that is that if your name is “Pile of Shit”….or “Period Stains”….or “Moldy Fucking Asshole”…..as long as you’re a babe…showing off a hot little body….it’s all ok….cuz if Bregje, a name that sounds like a wet dirty mexican food shit, was 400 pounds and working at Wal Mart….it would not have the same “angelic” sound to it….

Here she is modeling…pretty well….

Posted in:Bregje Heinen

2013

12

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


This picture was emailed to me from some anonymous, yet amazing girl, who recruited her friend to write stepfather on her ass with her, and I can only assume she was sent from heaven….

Here are the morning LINKS….cuz I just woke up

LOL Cat Video of the Morning – VIDEO
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The Most Creative Light Switch Ever (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Danielle Sullivan is a Hot Blonde You Should Know
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Oh You Know, Just a Couple of Parrots Rapping – VIDEO
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Well, Teh Real Reason Why the Pope Quit Came Out
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Toni Braxton is Quitting Music But Looking Sexy
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We Tumblforya: Hot Girls of New York
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Chubby Girl VERSUS a Vibrator (NSFW)
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Best Winter Storm Nemo Photos on Instagram & Twitter
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I Think I Am in Love With Sherri and Her Hand Bra (NSFW)
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Pranking With Snowballs. Well, Fake Snowballs Actually – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight’s stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM and she’s Music to my EYES….

The night is such a dark time….trying to decide whether to get drunk and stare at the wall….or get drunk staring at the ceiling….all while hot girls email in hot pics of themselves…king of my horrible dumpy fucking castle….my empire of semen and stains..but the good news is I have a correspondent at Mardi Gras getting us some stepTV originals….because if I can coordinate all this awesome from one basement apartment…why the fuck not….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Courtney Stodden Pretending She is a Stripper Whore Isn’t That Far Off
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Taylor Swift Takes A Shot At Harry Styles, Does The Worst British Accent Ever While Doing So
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GoPro Does BikinI Hula Girl
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Petra Benova BikinI Candids
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Texting While Cycling Backwards
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So Close To A Jennifer Lawrence Upskirt. Bitch.
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LOL Dogs Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Kate Upton Strips Down In Skullcandy Teaser Clip (Video)
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Candice Swanepoel Is Lingerie Goodness
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Bruce Willis is Confused – VIDEO
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Jordan Is In Much Better Shape Than You (NSFW)
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Emmanualle is a Latin Hottie and I Love Her (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Help Us End Monday on a High Note (NSFW)
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Strip Club Owner and Troll Doesn’t Want To Pay Taxes
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Meanwhile, At Another Awards Show in Los Angeles, Angelina Jolie Probably Stopped Using Botox
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Shay Mitchell
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Dree Heminway Fully Nude
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Parachuter Passes Out
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Diane Kruger Gives Sex Eyes
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Insta Karma
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Guess What She’s Doing With That Dildo? (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Sine We Saw Some Rachel Bilson
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Lacey Banghard Topless for Nuts (NSFW)
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Ivana Milicevic Full Frontal from Banshee (NSFW)
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This Girl is Using an Oral Sex Simulator (NSFW)
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Madonna is Acting Like a 17 Year Old Slut on Instagram, I Guess Because They Didn’t Have Instagram Back When she was 17 in the 1800’s
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Geri Halliwell Once Again Shows Us Her Panties
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Marion Cotillard is Kinda My Dream Woman
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The 11 Most Memorable GIFs From Last Night’s Grammy Awards
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A Field Guide to Chicks of the United States
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Hilarious Break-Ups
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Mia Malkova is Having Fun with a Vibrator (NSFW)
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Room For One More (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Annnnnnnnnnnd Here’s a Two Legged Cat – VIDEO
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Nina Agdal is Sexy in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Always in the Mood For Asian (NSFW)
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Christina Applegate Is Leaving a TV Show She Was On….
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Helen Flanagan in a Pink Bikini of the Day
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Octopus vs a Tiny Hole
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5 Grammy Performances…
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Jennifer Lawrence Falling!
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Skateboard Backflip
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Valeria Best Nude Calendar
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Two Legged Cat
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Harlem Shake
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2 Faced Cat
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This is why Carly Rae Jepsen
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Romanian Airbrush
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Boobs Slipping Out During ‘Yoga’ Leads to a Lesbian Threesome (NSFW)
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Anyone Hate Valentines Day As Much As I Do???
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Guess Who Has Probably Gone Gay in Prison?
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Kirie and Olivia Get It On (NSFW)
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Here’s a Video of Babes TWERKIN (NSFW)
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Let’s Review This Past Weekend In Supermodel Outings
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How About a Sexy, Busty Web Cam Teen (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift is Elle’s March Cover Girl
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Click Here To See A Braless Miley Cyrus And Her Nipple.
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Guitar Dubstep
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Kelly Hall Naked in a Pool
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Funny Snowball Prank
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Couple in Bed – How Romantic
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Hot Babe in Public
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Real Girl Hanging with Dick
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Two Sluts Licking Ass
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Natural Hairy Pussy
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

11

Feb

More Kate Upton for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit of the Day

The flood gates open – or more appropriately…the fence gate at the pig farm has opened…and Kate Upton – the 19 year old with tits and body of a 45 year old mom…that is for some reason loved by all dudes who love tits….and all companies who realize tits get hits….giving her a second cover like she was Elle Macpherson or Cheryl Tiegs….or Tyra Banks…the dumpy white version….and the pictures are starting to be leaked slowly….kinda like you’d imagine her asshole does after she hits the all you can eat buffet…and based on her belly…you know she does that often….but like you…I’m down with her tits….

Posted in:Kate Upton