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2013

15

Mar

Amy Hood for Jonathan Leder Topless for his Movie of the Day

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My man Jonathan Leder, a photographer I think I’ve spoken to at least once, while trying to seduce his models on Instagram, girls who are amazing, and who pull off this vintage erotica thing for him really well….one who has gone onto do Playboy and another who calls me out everytime we cross internet paths….and now this one, Amy Hood, who I’ve never heard of, but who is the main star of his movie…that you can see the trailer of below….

The guy is fucking talent, he’s going places, and he’s bringing hotness I am into…making it a no brainer for me to support, promote and try to hang out with him for the chance to produce his movies and hold his models’ hands….

Here are the pics…The only flaw in all this is that she doesn’t have bush…

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2013

15

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski Awesome as Always of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is pretty much perfect. I’ve been writing her love poems and love songs every day since I first met one of her topless pics…something I’ve been tracking since pretty much day one….and I haven’t got her mailing address or her phone number to really solidify this love affair…but with all soul mates, we are just connected, and don’t need modern things like communication to know it is real love….we just need pics of her amazing tits….it’s less work this way and avoids all other issues with soul mates, like marriage, kids and hatred / resentment for each other…

No idea what these pics are for…but I’m glad they happened…

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2013

15

Mar

Megan Fox Struggling of the Day

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Hey Megan Fox….remember when you were starring in big movies and getting paid millions of dollars….because everyone wanted to fuck you…before it built up your ego, made you a cunt on set, got you blacklisted and forced you to marry and get knocked up by David from 90210 because you really wanted to secure your demise…you know if you’re crashing you might as well fly the fucking plane into something that makes the most impact….to make sure there is not chance of survival…

Well, it’s nice to see you making a comeback…starting at the fucking bottom, doing a beer campaign for Brazil…like you weren’t Megan Fox at all…but maybe a youtube star or a girl with a lot of Myspace fans…I mean seriously…this is bad…

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2013

15

Mar

Selena Gomez Harper’s Outtakes by Terry Richardson of the Day

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Last night was the premiere of the Spring Breakers and I wasn’t invited….but I don’t care about premieres…that shit is too exclusive and high end for me…I prefer to keep shit gutter and watch the movie on VHS when it comes out…..

In celebration of the movie, or the premiere, Terry Richardson decided to release some pics of her from their Harper’s Bazaar shoot I posted last week, probably before every blog, cuz I’m awesome like that….

The pics may not be Typical Terry Richardson Smut…but it’s for mainstream media people, he can’t have her laying golden eggs from her vagina and shit….even if she’s a known sex offender thanks to Bieber….

But she’s looking pretty awesome to me…all hipster and in need to be validated…cuz no hipster likes knowing they were Disney stars…it fucks with their street cred…and that’s why she’s trying so hard….and I’m glad she is…

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2013

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with homeless chicks is that they have trust issues. Even the young ones. I was trying to get a couple street girls, who were hot enough and didn’t seem overly damaged, even though I know they are….home with me last night for a nice shower and some food and they all thought I was a predator, out for free sex, like they’ve been raped or molested or broken before. Maybe that bad attitude is why they are on the street in the first place. I guess you can’t save or be a hero to those who don’t want to be saved…..

Here are some links….

Katherine McPhee is Hot for WOmen’s Health
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That Ditch Pig Lena Dunham Who Has No Business Being On TV has Now Done Playboy In What Must Be a Prank or a Make a Wish Foundation Sympathy Wish cuz She’s a Fucking Monster and Shouldn’t be Celebrated No Matter How Connected Her Family Is…
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Danielle Lloydd Rockin’ Out in a Bikini
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Cat Fetches Like a Dog
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24 Pics of Fucking Idiots
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Justin Timberlake’s Most Hip Hop Moments
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The Most Beautiful Women of All Time (50 pics)
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Racist Attack on the Bus
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Funniest Reactions to the New Pope
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Funny Animal Gifs
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Cool Fucking Sea Lion
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Old School Computer Covers Skrillex
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The Avengers – Power Rangers Edition
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I Like Watching this Girl Work Her Wand (NSFW)
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Girl in the Popcorn Machine is Porn to Me
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Stop Your Hairloss…..
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2013

15

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

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I am drunk…it is 5 in the morning…I tried to pay a homeless guy 5 dollars to throw a pie in Arianny Celestes face…but we couldn’t find her….so I just let him eat the pie…I am a hero….tell your friends…

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2013

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It may be steak and blowjob day for some of you with wives who take part in stupid activities in hopes of bringing fun and joy to their miserable lives…but for me…it is eat creamed corn and/or beans and toast, jerk off my flaccid dick, drink rubbing alcohol and try to fuck a fat college chick on spring break who is wasted, only to come home to my obese apnea wife choking on her shitty fat neck but not choking well enough, leading me to try masturbating my flaccid dick until passing out day…..

Here are some links….

Kris Jenner Sex Tape Exists – Because It’s Good For Ratings – Obviously – Not That It is Shocking That She’s a Hooker.
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Crotch Flash
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How Lazy People Shovel Snow
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Katy Perry Signs a 2 Million Dollar Book Deal…Damn
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45 Pics of Hot Babes in their Towels
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Paula Labaredas Booty Queen Posing….half Naked….
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Her Name is Dusica Jovicic and I Love Her
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25 Things You Didn’t Know About Spring Breakers
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The 20 Hottest Girls Dressed in Green
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Amanda Marie is a Tanned Tease
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Hawk Snatches a Kids’ Mouse
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Sluts Gone Wild at McDonalds
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More Taylor Swift in Concert
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanepoel Together at Last
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Paulina Gretzky Ass in a Bikini Bottom
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Nicole Scherzinger See Through Thong Ass
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Vanessa Hudgens Teaches Ashley Benson How To Give A Blow Job!
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Flashback of Mila Kunis at 18
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Lauren Bedford in Lingerie
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25 HOT Instagram Photos of South Padre Spring Break 2013
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Jumping in the Puddle Video is My Favorite
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Mail Order Brides That Will Make You Rethink (31 pics)
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Dita Von Teese Nipples!
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Weatherman Wishes “Huge Anus” a Happy Birthday
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Hannah Simone is a Babe
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A True Gentleman Arrives at The People’s Court
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Amanda Bynes is Funnny
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10 Things You Didn’t See on American Idol
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Kick Ass 2 Red Band Trailer
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Kelly Brook Showing Some Bra – For a Titty Model – That’s Some Weak Sauce
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Showin Off Titty
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Kim Kardashian gets Her Toe Stepped On
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Taekwondo Spiderman for the Virgins
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Hot Babes Doing Naked Stuff –
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Miranda Kerr Has a Sore Neck
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Celebs in Their Element
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Here are Some Pics of Tamara Eccleston – Billionaire Heiress in a Bikini
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Britney’s New Boyfriend
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Justin Timberlake Gets a Fucking TV SPecial Like this was the 60s…..
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White Men Can Dance
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Louis CK Silences Heckler
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Stop Thinning Hair So Girls Have Sex With You
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Tall Girl Gets Fucked by
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Hot Girl Masturbates on a Crowded Plane
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Fucked in the Lemonade Stand
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Juicy Vagina
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Amateur Blowjob
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Clothed Handjob
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French Nudis Masturbating on the Beach
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See More CAm Girls in Action – 24/7 – All Free !!
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I Make Girls Use Vibes On Themselves Always….These are the Best Out There…
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Thinning Hair Can Be Reversed And Girls Will Love You For IT
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2013

14

Mar

The Simulated Blowjob Pic is the Best Pic from The Spring Breakers of the Day

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Spring Breakers are on the takeover….Young starlets trying to re-invent their Disney Images…working with Harmony Korine a dude who has been playing up being a weird pervert over the last 15 years….in a movie where they are all in bikinis

But I’m more interested in their off camera antics…especially when it is doing one of my favorite things in pictures….and that’s simulating blowjobs with frozen food or really any phallus like little sluts…who have a checkered past that involves producing kiddie porn and rockin’ awesome bush in some selfies for her “boyfriend”….

You know cuz they are at an age where they suck dick, but still can get away with joking around about sucking dick, by simulating sucking dick, to get a laugh…from all in the room….and a boner from all the dudes in the room….cuz the whole thing is hot as fuck…especially when in bikini…I mean shit…this is perfect.

TO SEE THE HOT PIC FROM OTHER ANGLES
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2013

14

Mar

Luisana Lopilato Big Tittiesin Miami of the Day

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Luisana Lopilato is Michael Buble’s pregnant 25 year old groupie wife from Argentina..

She was a slut from one of his music videos who has now secured a solid retirement plan via her uterus…living the good life…thanks to being hot and his want for a hot girl…… and her want for someone rich and famous…

It will open doors for her…and give her security…while giving him a “normal” life…with young tight immigrant vagina…..he can pretend isn’t into him for his fame and fortune….when we all know if he wasn’t Buble….she wouldn’t even notice him in a room….

But he is Buble…and being Buble means filtering though all the pussy thrown his way…and deciding which one is the least obvious about her intentions and who comes with the best tits….and this is the prize fucking hen…

Earlier reports came out that they were having a baby boy…..and she posted this KEEK…..

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But I think the above pic is really the story we’re into…..she’s not pregnant enough to be disgusting….

To See the Pics
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2013

14

Mar

Kate Moss Reading 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

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I have a crush on Kate Moss and her dirty little life of luxury…from her nude top modeling…to her questionable choices in what she has put in her vagina…..to this reading of 50 Shades of Grey….

I have never heard her speak before…I’ve just seen her big nipples and making this a glorious moment…I must celebrate as one of her most loyal of fans ….

Her raspy, heavy smoker’s voice…a throat glazed with semen…laceed with….cocaine, HSV, HPV, HIV……damaged in so many ways…like her vagina….reading 50 shades is genius…

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