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2013

19

Feb

Some Emmy Rossum and Emma Greenwell Nudity for TV of the Day

Shameless is actually a pretty interesting, hardcore, show and it’s got William H Macy and a gang of opportunists who are willing to get naked to advance their careers, which has worked for Emmy Rossum as she ventures off into Disney Movies, while her day job involves simulating sex like a pornstar…..and she’s doing it with some girl named Emma Greenwell, who is also trying to advance her career through getting naked, the way I like careers to be advanced…..I guess the casting director at Shameless likes girls who’s name start with the letters EMMMMMMMM…..because here’s Emmy and Emma in this week’s episode…getting naked….cuz that’s what they do…

Here’s big Hollywood star Emmy Rossum:

Here’s up and comer Emma Greenwell:

Posted in:Emma Greenwell|Emmy Rossum|HBOobs|NSFW

2013

19

Feb

Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

Irina Shayk is amazing….and I am not just saying that because the weird creepy photographer said she was….but because listening to her accent while looking at her fantastic face….and body….blows me the fuck away…that even these catalog shots, that are normally boring as shit when done by companies like Victoria’s Secret, are killer…..as is her ass….not to mention knowing she’s in an arranged marriage with a homosexual…makes her vagina more appealing than it already is…cuz I like girls who make sacrifices to get ahead…like prostituting themselves and not for sex….especially when those sacrifices are for satanic rituals….

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

19

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM and she’s lovely….

The nice thing about having sex with girls from the internet is lying to them about who you are….and convincing them to marry you….because let’s face it….the internet is still a place where you can be anyone you want…and for some reason…I chose to be an unlikeable pervert with a bad attitude who makes no money….or maybe that’s just what chose me…

Here are some morning links….

Fun With Rally Car Driving – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Alice Goodwin is Almost Too Perfect (NSFW)
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What’s a Day in Celeb News Without Some Courtney Stodden Insanity – VIDEO
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Karate Fails – A Compilation – VIDEO
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The Week in Playmate Instagrams
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Cara Delevingne Covers Vogue UK
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Hayden Panettiere For Nylon’s March Issue
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Free Cam Shows, Make the Most of Your Morning (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Gets Naughty on the Webcam (NSFW)
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Two Brothers Win Kansas Lottery, Celebrate by Blowing Up Their House
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Well Hello Whitney Rose (NSFW)
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Fun at a Russian Gas Station – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

More of this stepDADDY girl can be found at AT HER SITE

Long weekends are for pussies…for real men…everyday is a long weekend….real unemployed men who can’t afford to pay for a fucking case of beer at the store….real men who don’t need the luxuries of life cuz they get in the way of being a lazy failure who would be disappointed in himself if he wasn’t too busy kickin’ it….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Brazilian Butts! Let’s Celebrate Them in Their Glory Together!
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Alec Baldwin Was Probably Channelling His Inner Mel Gibson of the Day
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Kate and Pippa Middleton in Bikinis of the Day
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CNN Encourages Drug Use
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Jess Pare Titties for Elle
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Some Next Level Juggling….freaks
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The 50 Hottest Celebrity Daughters. Get to Know Them Here!
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Ashley Tisdale is Doing the White Trash Thing and I Like It
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I’m Not Basketball Expert, You Should Probably Get Extra Points If You Slam Dunk YOURSELF – VIDEO
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Some Crazy Fan Sort But Not Really Attacked Rihanna and Here’s the Weird Story
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When It Comes to Chicks, A Birds Eye View is Always Nice (NSFW)
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Trolling the Law Looks Like a Lot of Fun, No?
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Somebody Please Pull Oprah’s Lips Off Of Beyonce’s Ass – VIDEO
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An Asian Hottie Will Make Any Day Better, If You Ask Me (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are Glorious!!! Enjoy (NSFW)
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WATCH: Girl Gets Punk’d into Thinking She’s a Wanted Felon – VIDEO
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This Sexy Teen Hottie is Getting Off to Star Trek, Which I Am Sure You Can Relate To (NSFW)
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Jessica Pare is Marrying Material If You Ask Me
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A Topless Wing Eating Contest? YES PLEASE (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweethearts! – COUPLE EDITION
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Hannah Davis is See Through and Just Made Me Her Biggest Fan (NSFW)
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Ship Gets Lauched
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Caprice in Her Bikini
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Pug VS Mechanical Spider
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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Robin Williams Do a Pilot for CBS
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Skier Mocks Avalanche with a Flip
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This Tattooed Hottie Knows How to Have Fun Alone (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Shows Some Ass Cheeks, WOW! (NSFW)
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Jeremy Renner’s Baby Mama is a Total Hottie
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Kate Upton is Doing the Cowgirl Thing
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Behati Prinsloo is a Victoria’s Secret Model That Deserves More Attention
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The Funniest Props to Ever Appear on The Simpsons
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Okay, Okay, So Maybe Tits Aren’t ALWAYS a Good Thing (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Body Slamming a Cactus = Not Thing Guys Brightest Moment – VIDEO
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Caroline Corinth Looks Fantastic in a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Nothing Like a Good Old Fashioned Robbery to Promote Family Bonding! – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Miela Strips Out of her Sexy Red Lingerie in the Bathroom (NSFW)
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Jessica Gomes and Julie Henderson in SI Swimsuit
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Russian Gas Station Insanity
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Lesbian Jillian Michaels in Health Magazine
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Woman Kisses Lion
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Yoga Pants Have A Certain Hypnotizing Quality To Them
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Lesbian Teens At Play and I’m Loving It
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Regular Sex Linked To Reduced Risk Of Heart Disease? Aww Yeaaaa
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Ahhhhhhh We Never See Enough of Kate Beckinsale
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This Amateur Teen is Giving Us What We Want (NSFW)
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Joanna Krupa Wins the Tournament of Hotness If You Ask Me
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Awesome Guitarist
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60 Pics of Julianne Hough
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Natasha Bernard & Adaora Akubilo in SI Swimsuit
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Eating People’s Leftover Prank
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Young Amazing Threesome
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Female Masturbation Compilation
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Amateur Anal
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Amateur Blowjob
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Petite Blonde and her Boyfriend
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White Girls Disappointing their Parents
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Chubby Cam Show
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Feb

Xenia Deli for Hanky Panky of the Day

I have had sex with different girls in Hanky Panky underwear over the last few years….they like it because it doesn’t leave any underwear lines…I like it because it means I am about to have sex with a girl who was wearing Hanky Panky underwear…and if that wasn’t exciting and perfect enough, the company, who has already done so much for me…by wrapping the vagina I eat up….has put Xenia Deli in their underwear catalog shots and she’s fucking rockin’….the kind of deli panty sandwich meat I’d like to eat all day…. you see what I did there? Exactly…

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

18

Feb

Rosie Jones in Some Traditional Modeling of the Day

When you hose down the Glamour off the Glamour model and throw her in some low budget photoshoot for some ghetto swimwear that looks like it was done by a Sears photographer, you really get a sense of how not hot they actually are….you know when the tits are covered up, the body doesn’t look nearly as rockin’ and that obscure shaped face is not that of anyone who should be getting paid to be in front of the camera….reminding us just how important tits are in the grand scheme of a Glamour model, who has no business being a model, other than the whole getting naked shit, career….

This is for some shit called Simply Swim and it’s trash. I bet they were so stoked when they booked Rosie Jones…never expecting it to end like this…

Posted in:Rosie Jones

2013

18

Feb

Shawn Johnson’s Gymnast Body of the Day

This is s fucking fit body…and as much as I generally think of fit girls as dudes….cuz I like my women to have no real muscle mass or fat….you know…starvation body….I fully appreciate the work that she’s put into this machine…seriously, she’s fucking ripped and for some reason that I call taking care of herself…I find it fucking sexy….but that’s probably cuz I married a fat pile of shit.

Posted in:Shawn Johnson

2013

18

Feb

Emily Osment Bikini Ass on the Beach of the Day

My ongoing Emily Osment joke is that she is Haley Joel Osment….and it never gets old…if anything, the more I say it, the more real it feels….now a little backstory for those of you who don’t understand….Haley Joel Osment was the Jennifer Lawrence of his time, Oscar nominated at 8, cast in every movie that needed a kid, or that was made by Steven Spielberg….but then he hit puberty….and no one wanted to touch him….cuz puberty made him fucking awkward and the only way to get that taste of fame that he was so addicted to….was to repackage himself as a chick….and thus the transformation began….and today it brings us to the beach in her bikini….

I could be wrong about my theory…it happens…but I think it makes her more interesting and that if anything she should hire me to be her publicist…I do magical things with lies….

Posted in:Emily Osment

2013

18

Feb

Hayden Panettiere for NYLON of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere is in the March issue of Nylon magazine….a magazine that was once for hipsters but that is now for everyone….the Seventeen magazine of this generation….and I am just bummed that she didn’t take full advantage of her fake tits and expose them to the world….and take ownership of them…but I guess what it comes down to is that she’s trying to be subtle about it…you know slowly introduce them so that people always wonder if they are fakers or just her growing into her shoulders….you know cuz fake tits, if you don’t want the world to know you have fake tits, are take work and time to coverup….here are the boring pics…

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

18

Feb

Joanna Krupa for Esquire’s Me in my Place of the Day

Joanna Krupa is some hot bodied gutter bullshit from the early 2000s who has been trying so hard to make it since the early 2000s because I guess she knew she was some hot bodied bullshit then…and watching her struggle was entertaining…she did every low budget photoshoot in fucking town…just hoping to get a fan base with those implants she spent 3 summers washing cars to get….before becoming internationally famous on Dancing with the Stars when she wasn’t even a star, which led to Real Housewives of Miami….you know just sucking from the bottom….and it finally paid off, even most people would find her career a joke, she feels like she’s finally made it…and at a good time cuz she must be 40 by now….

So here she is being an hooker/stripper/pornstar who never was for Esquire…what a waste….but at least she looks good….

Posted in:Joanna Krupa