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2013

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Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL DIMALAUREN Loves You….

I don’t think I am ever gonna get used to having sex with my wife after she gets her diabetic foot amputated….I mean I already can’t stand fucking her…now it’s just gonna be a horrible nightmare….and I generally like amputee porn.

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Spring Breakers Hotness Tour Continues
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Oscar Pistorius Tells His Side Of The Story And It Doesn’t Make Any Sense
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Paris Hilton Celebrating her Birthday is Horrible Cuz it Means She’s Not Dead Yet…..
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Alison Brie Freestyle Rap
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Lucy Pinder’s Hot Naked Nuts Shoot
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Maggie Simpson in her Oscar Nominated Movie
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Pole Dance Battle
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LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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These Pictures of Rosie Jones Are Like Nothing You’ve Seen Before
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Elisandra Tomacheski Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day
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Katherine Webb Is Really Going Through With The ‘Splash’ Thing
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It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday Once Again (NSFW)
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April Cherise is Rocking Lingerie Properly! (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough Of (NSFW)
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Russia Made a Flying Car….Kinda… – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart – Chinese Magazine Edition
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20 People Who Had One Job, and Failed Miserably at It
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Miss Booty Brazil is Hilarious
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How to Fix a Bad Tattoo
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Clive Davis is a Sister
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Cat Vs DVD
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Dorky Chick and a Vibrator (NSFW)
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Wanna Live in Borats House?
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Kayleigh Topless at the Beach (NSFW)
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Lisa Lampanelli is an Attention Whore of the Day
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Sara Jean Underwood Photo Collection (NSFW)
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How About a Little Lesbian BDSM (NSFW)
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace & Nicola McLean Drunken Upskirt (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Jessica Biel
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The Best Fake Words From The Simpsons
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Buckle Up User Boobs (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Bad Gift Prank
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Andressa Urach Thong Bikini on the Beach
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Best of the Web
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Weatherman Pansses Out
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Claudia Romani Slutting Out for Attention of the Day
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A Fast Robot….in Action
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Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Boob Watch: ROUND TWO
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Camoyflaged Cell Phone Towers (SITE NSFW)
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Hot Babes Doing Cosplay = A Geek’s Dream Come True (28 Pics)
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Armed Thieves Steal $50 Million In Diamonds From Plane On Brussels Airport Runway [Photos]
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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A Combo Random/Slutty Photo Dump (NSFW)
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Emanuela Folliero Is One Super Foxy MILF (NSFW)
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And More MILF Hotness Courtesy of Alessandra Ambrosio
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Teen Goes Wild on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Paris Hilton Posed While Her Boyfriend Bled on a Stretcher
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Eve Backtracks On Claim Britney Spears Isn’t Singing On ‘Scream & Shout’
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Big Jailbait Titties in the Snow
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The Video the FBI Didn’t Want you to See
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Trying to Look Down Courtney Cox’s Shirt
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Sarah Jessica Parker Trying to Be Sexy
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Danielle Sharp Hot in some Photoshoot
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Here’s a Charming Sloth
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Now Those Are Some Hard Nipples
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Get a Stronger Boner
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Filipina Playing with her Asshole
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Cam Girl Masturbates
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Drunk Girl Titty Flash
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Sexy BBW – Impossible – I Know
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Broken Lesbians
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

19

Feb

Minka Kelly’s Got Hard Nipples at an Event of the Day

Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..who ultimately end up stripping too….where Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got hard nipples…something I used to masturbate to when I was 14….true story…..and I guess when momma was a stripper…you learn all the right tricks on how to get the best Tips….


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2013

19

Feb

Nicole Trunfio Modeling Swimwear of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a low level model who has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off…maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, I mean there must be something for her to do…she can’t just sit and see her friend get more airtime than her…that isn”t fair….and I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….It’s kinda sad, but not as sad as the fact that she ignores me when I leave commments on her instagram….showing off matching Rolex’s with her more successful model friends…just trying to fit in…one titty at a time….

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2013

19

Feb

Kate Upton Grabbin’ At Genevieve Morton Tit of the Day

I wonder how I missed this Kate Upton social media pic of her grabbing at South African model, who was also in SI Swimsuit, because she’s got huge tits, Genevieve Morton’s tits….because it hit the internet on Valentine’s Day….maybe I was too busy being romantic for my wife….by trying to fuck other girls….or maybe I just don’t pay attention to pig looking women, even if they have massive tits, because I prefer my women to be lean and lovely, not big and dumpy…..but it happened, here’s the pic…we can all move on now….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

19

Feb

Jacqueline Oloniceva for Agent Provocateur Lingerie of the Day

Jacqueline Oloniceva is a relatively unknown model…and she’s doing some catalog shots for what is probably the more interesting of the lingerie companies out there…because they tap into old classy throwback shit….that comes across as high quality, borderline fetish gear for the average shopper willing to spend 4 times the price on underwear than at Victoria’s Secret…and it is worth it…cuz it has that 1920s imported lace sexiness…versus the functional and scientific implant making padded bras of Victoria’s Secret….which are deceiving….and more importantly in every trailer park in north america….

So that when you undress a girl and she’s wearing Agent Provocateur….you know she’s probably the kind of girl who washes her vagina regularly and who uses those fancy powders and perfumes on herself….to makes eating her out taste less like a loose meat sandwich….and more like heaven….

Posted in:Jacqueline Oloniceva

2013

19

Feb

Toni Garrn Titties for 25 Magazine of the Day

Toni Garrn is a 20 year old model…from Germany…who is on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret…after already walking for them in 2011 and doing a few campaigns for them over the last 2 years….you know being conditioned to see if she’s worthy of being trapped in their Victoria’s Secret cage…and I guess while she’s waiting for them to give her a contract…cuz as of now they haven’t….she’s keeping busy by wearing latex and posing topless for some fashion magazine…probably for free…just to get her name out there….and you know what…that’s the best stratgy there is….I mean that and sex tape….cuz really that’s all I’m interested in….

Posted in:NSFW|Toni Garrn

2013

19

Feb

Rihanna Dressed Seriously Inapropriate by the Pool of the Day

Rihanna is an alleged ex teenage hooker….and she’s pretty sold her soul to the devil to get to this level of celebrity…that really must be kind of insane for her to manage…being from a small island where the most action you get is sucking of Simon Cowell at the Polo club….if you’re lucky….and in selling her soul…and showcasing to the world that she’s got no real morals or values…and that she’s go no real self respect or care for her fans….and that she’s pretty much an exhibitionist….these poolside pics are a disappointment…I expect more spread labia…and tears…as she continues to lose herself in her fame….because it always fucking happens…it’s just a matter of when….a ticking timebomb…I want to see more naked…but not of that Kate Upton lookin thing bending over her for the camera….

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

19

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Scary in Paper Magazine of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is in Paper Magazine and she’s dressed like Janet from Three’s Company, after she moves to New York in 82, and becomes a speed shoot, coked up hooker to compensate for being the second rate girl in the apartment all those years….

I don’t really get what’s going on here, but then again, I don’t really get Vanessa Hudgen’s celebrity…she’s not that hot, she’s hairy, and she hasn’t performed in NUDES since she was 17….and I figure if at 17 your down or show sings that you are down to have my kind of fun….by 21 or 22 you’ll be actually fucking donkeys on stage for a dollar tip….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s a disappointment.


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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2013

19

Feb

Katherine Webb in a Bathing Suit on Celebrity Diving of the Day

Katherine Webb is some insignificant Miss Alabama who didn’t quite make it to be Miss USA…but who did make it to SI Swimsuit this month…which was a huge break for an otherwise loser….and in opening doors of opportunity that make no fucking sense….she’s also staring on a show called Celebrity Diving, which also goes by the name “ABC HAS NO MORE IDEAS”….cuz seriously, that’s a horrible fucking concept for a show…and the fact that it happened almost makes me mad that my three shows I’ve pitched the last 10 years have been rejected….because I should have just shat out something like “Celebrity DIvivng”….it’d be my ticket out of this fucking hell….a hell filled with pics of Katherine Webb in her bathing suit….

Here’s her cameltoe:

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Posted in:Katherine Webb

2013

19

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Sucking her Thumb of the Day

This is just fucking weird…I mean I get that she’s just playing up for the paparazzi, showing everyone that she’s a comedian, like when she busts horrible jokes every time she is being interviewed, but for some reason it just taps into a weird place in my mind, a memory of a woman I once loved, who used to dress me up like a baby, or herself as a baby and get down to business…..and even the fact that thumbsuckers grow up to be fantastic at sucking dick….seeing adults do the shit…just creeps me out…especially after I’ve just fucked them…..but I guess the good news in all this is that no dick is too small for this mouth…giving a lot of you hope for a better tomorrow….


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