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2013

20

Feb

Heidi Klum for Interview Germany of the Day

Old timer Heidi Klum is in Interview Germany where I doubt they ask her about her German Scat fetishes and BDSM basement where Seal violated her enough times to get her pregnant enough times….you know shredding her big german frame…in the most pragmatic of ways…cuz that’s how German Engineering works….but unfortunately, like an old Volkswagen, she’s still got her charm but bitch barely looks like she’ll make it up that hill….without a wheel falling off or some shit….

You get what I’m saying….but here are the pics anyway.

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2013

20

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio for London Fog of the Day

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There is something totally erotic about a girl…or a model…nude in her raincoat….like some kind of creepy flasher outside the playground….only way thinner, more luxurious, classy and with less cock….

Alessandra Ambrosio, a lingerie model by trade, is the spokesperson for London Fog…and she brings a nice amount of that half naked sexiness to the mix…but maybe…just maybe I’m a pervert who finds anything with a vagina…even just an alleged vagina….exciting….even when passed out and covered in feces……

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2013

20

Feb

Miley Cyrus Gets High on Twitter of the Day

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I love me some Miley…..I also love the fact that getting high is not a scandal anymore…it’s like society is collectively moving to a place less uptight and full of shit…where people are down with fucking, getting fucked up, and having a good time….instead of trying to keep up appearances or some shit….cuz there was a time not that long ago…when pics like this would have been considered a big deal….and now it’s like who gives a fuck…smoking weed is typical…let’s use that hollywood for something more fun, more luxurious, like what the fuck Miley….you’re rich as shit, why are you trapped in your LA mansion, when you could be sailing around the fucking world, or doing substantial adventures while getting high, instead of instagramming pics using stupid apps….I mean seriously….save sitting at home doing nothing like a prisoner for people like me who are trapped and too poor to do anything…what a waste of money….but at least she’s a babe….

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2013

20

Feb

OMG IT’S RIHANNA’S BIRTHDAY AND SHE WANTS EVERYONE TO KNOW of the Day

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I love the smut that Rihanna always writes on her social media…assuming that Rihanna knows how to write…something I kinda doubt you know with being a high school drop out who moved to America at 14 to become this 25 year old money making machine for a lot of already rich record execs….modern slavery repressing the black man for the benefit of the rich white plantation owner….only this plantation is a luxurious office…

I digress……

What I was trying to say was, I love when Rihanna writes on her social media because it is always weird and random God quotes coupled with nudes and her smoking weed…and getting fucked up…with guys who fuck her up….in what makes for a seriously mixed message for her millions of little girls who wish they were her and follow her footsteps….

Shit is weird, but I like the bikini pics….

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2013

20

Feb

Cameron Diaz is Intense and Half Naked for Interview Russia’s Cover of the Day

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Cameron Diaz despite being old and menopausal….probably dry between the thighs….in need of anal with no lube just to feel anything….after all those years of sex with random men….being a celebrity in high demand….but I still think she’s lovely…because she made a decision to focus on career and not reproduce…that at 50….she still looks awesome….on the cover of magazinzes…popping out of leather skirts….like a sausage trying to bust through it’s casing….I am a fan…but maybe that’s just cuz I remember the legs that once were….and still are…just the skin on them is a little less elastic….as it hangs off her into her golden years….

I’m eager to see the rest of this shoot….

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2013

20

Feb

Cheryl Burke’s Bikini for Social Media of the Day

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Cheryl Burke is so uneventful even in her bikini…because every professional dancer who is not a stripper….you know who didn’t fail at being a professional dancer and end up as a Pussycat Doll or coach on Dancing with the Stars, or in a Vegas show….is a dancer I want nothing to do with….cuz the professional dancer’s turned strippers cuz all else failed possess a certain depression and desperation….while putting on a fantastic stage show…you know they thought was destined for Broadway…but that now is just killed their spirits, robbed their souls and left emptiness in their eyes…but at least they keep on performing cuz as a profession the show must go on…and they get that…

But here’s Cheryl Burke….a mom….in her bikini….living the life of luxury and not just because she’s escorting….like she should be…but because she’s a money maker of her own….what the fuck.

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2013

20

Feb

Ashley Benson is the Hot Spring Breaker of the Day

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I hate “Who Would You Rather Do”….and other virgin losers sitting around the comic book store games…..you know because firstly it’s a waste of time since the option of fucking one, let alone both is pretty much non existent, and that life decision is one that will never happen…..so jerk off fantasies publicly discussed amongst chronic masturbating weirdos…just makes me uncomfortable….

That said, I’d rather do Ashley Benson….and it isn’t a racist thing, or a popularity thing, because I dont know who she is….I just know that Selena Gomez has some weirdness going on in that pantsuit and Vanessa Hudgens is built like a barrel….unless Ashley Benson doctored these pics…which is possible since it was on her instagram…

Ultimately…who cares…this Spring breakers shit has gone too far….ang gets too much press…while really it’ll be the least nude thing Harmony Korine ever made in his attempt at uber mainstream….even though having any movie made, especially in the 90s, is pretty fucking mainstream…he just doesn’t want you knowing that….it fucks with his street cred as an “artist”…

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2013

20

Feb

Mila Kunis is the Face of Gemfield of the Day

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It turns out that not only is Mila Kunis the fucking worst….despite potentially being the best….all because of the penis she selects for her vagina….something that normally doesn’t bother me..because I know I am not fucking her, I’ve never even met her, and the penis she puts in her doesn’t concern me, I have better things to worry about….but when it is Ashton Kutcher…or the girls who put Ashton Kutcher inside them….it is all I think about when I see their pics….making her a Romantic comedy star I could once handle and even think about fucking in the most dirty of ways…and now all I see is his doppy, privileged, annoying as fuck face….a face that is now working for a rare gem company and I figured I’d post one of the pics…to see her all made up with expensive jewels on herself….because why the fuck not….

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2013

20

Feb

Alice Goodwin Topless is Today’s Glamour Model of the Day

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I don’t know what is funnier….Glamour Models….or the girls I see on Instagram who aspire to be Glamour Models…I guess everyone is figuring out that the real models in the world, the only ones who matter are the Glamour models…all average at best looking…with stupid big tits they like showing off…because it’s all they have going for them….because let’s face it…tits are all that really matter at least when it comes to encouraging everyday busty girls to follow in your footsteps….cuz “she’s not all that hot and I got tits…I can totally do that kind of modeling”….is a great train of thought that leads to me seeing tits I otherwise would never see…and I am a fan of that.

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2013

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Looks like an erect penis ad made it to the mainpage of the site and for some reason I find that hilarious…I have yelled at the person responsible…which is myself….then I sexually harassed myself cuz erect penis ads make the boss frisky and now I am here to flirt with beautiful girls on social media….while posting pics of girls with no souls…

Let’s get this party started….

I’m Not Sports Fan But This Soccer Goal is Pretty Awesome – VIDEO
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Irene Nell is a Vlawless victory from Cape Town (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Be Jessica Simpson. Wait, What?
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Meanwhile in Russia of the Day – VIDEO
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Molly Cavalli Isn’t Shy (NSFW)
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Celebrity Tweets of the Day
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Chrissy Teigen Flaunts Her Amazing Body In Beach Bunny Swimwear
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Free Cam Shows Help Us All Get Through the Week (NSFW)
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Amateur is Self Fisting (NSFW)
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Woman Defies Odds By Having TWO Sets of Identical Twins At Onces
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Shannon is One Sexy Blonde (NSFW)
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CNN is Encouraging Drug Use – VIDEO
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