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2013

18

Feb

Kelly Hall is Today’s Page 3 Girl of the Day


Everyone knows that the only models that count…you know the only “REAL” models out there…are these UK Glamour models….who aren’t all that hot, or even photogenic, you know who would never be considered for modeling jobs, unless it was for a friend with a t-shirt company or a car wash that needed someone for an ad or flyer….because they are short, kinda dumpy and not the standard dimensions of an actual model, but they have these tits and this willingness to get topless for the camera, and that in and of itself is worth celebrating….you know that an average looking girl can get so far all because she’s a fucking C-cup that’s willing to show her C-cup….and it’s nice to see old values of a male dominated world…where titties get girls ahead still exists….

Here’s Kelly Hall, she’s today’s Page 3 girl.

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2013

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Yes, that says stepGIRL on her arm….via our friends at GGW

So….a girl I had sex with once and didn’t finish with reported her pregnancy to social media today…to which I responded “I hope it isn’t mine, cuz if my sperm have the athletic ability I have, it’d take about 10 years to climb up the fallopian tube…”…to which everyone laughed and laughed except the girl who I had sex with…cuz let’s face it you’re not supposed to have sex with your half sister…and even if she wasn’t my half sister she’d probably be ashamed…that’s just how I’m living people.

LOL Cat Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Samantha Ronson’s Mother Tells Us What We Already Knew About Lindsay Lohan
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Let’s Laugh at Commercials From the 90’s – VIDEO
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Siawa is Sexy and Stripped Down and I Like It (NSFW)
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LeAnn Rimes Sues Dentist Because Her Horse Teeth Don’t Make Her Pretty Enough To Sing
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Celebrity Tweets of the Day
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20 Celebrity Couples You’ll Never Guess Dated in Real Life
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Free Cam Shows For Some Monday Sexy (NSFW)
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Web Cam Slut Tried to Lick Herself (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Marissa Jade
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I;ve Always Been a Fan of Jordan Carver (NSFW)
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Surfing with the Dolphins, No Biggie – VIDEO
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2013

18

Feb

RIP Motherfucker the Mindy McCready Edition of the Day

Mindy McCready, some troubled country singer who got Rihanna’d by a man before it was cool, tried to kill herself a lot times, cuz she’s a self absorbed victim who was also exploited by Dr Drew on Celebrity Rehab and more importantly FILMED A SEX TAPE FOR VIVID …..cuz she hit “rock bottom”….

Well she has finally succeeded at her suicide, which I guess isn’t really succeeding at all, because suicide is for fucking losers who have no respect for the joys and comedy life has to offer even when it fucking sucks…because death sucks more…and is a pussy escape strategy and mental health issues, drug addiction issues or not, fuck yourself for trying to off yourself…you fucking loser.

She was a mom of two, and despite having kids, her selfishness, and the suicide of her “soulmate” in January drove her to this, without thinking about her fucking kids….I hate her.

I have friends who have killed themselves and I fucking hate them for it….I don’t care how weak they are…it’s fucking waste and their graves deserve to be pissed on…on in this case…maybe their SEX TAPE should be masturbated to before it becomes creepy and necrophilic to do so….

I have no respect for addicts or for suicide…

That’s all I gotta say on this one…other than Suicide makes me so fucking mad and all I think about are those she left behind, like a 10 month old baby, and the dying kids with cancer, and really anyone with any disease who died and would have loved to keep living, while jerks like this just shit on life. It disgusts me at my core….

Now WATCH THE MINDY MCCREADY SEX TAPE

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2013

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still filled with unrequited love…also known as a boner that needs servicing…

Despite having a truckload of slutty girls throwing themselves at me because of the site….it’s low level internet fame…that’s how it works….and I hate it…cuz groupies for such silly things are not hot, I prefer a challenge….and despite my being married to a fat chick I don’t want to fuck….the only thing I want to fuck is street hookers, down on their luck, willing and excited to take my 10 bucks….it’s what I know, what I am used to, it is home to me…..the worse they smell the better….all toothless and scab filled lives…

I couldn’t find any prowling the streets last night…but there is always tonight….always someone desperate enough….I believe in a thing called hookers…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Rihanna Spent Valentines Day Alone in a Sexy Red Dress
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Oscar Pistorius Has Some ‘Splainin To Do
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Early Roles of Oscar Nominees
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14 Pornstars Before and After Porn
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Freezing Rain Fun
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LOL Dog Video of the Day
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Doutzen Kroes Gets Risqué In German Vogue
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Nikki Giavasis’ Booty Is Qualified!
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Mila Kunis Must Have Heard That Thing About Ashton Kutcher
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Chelsea Ferguson Is Very Sexy and Not Very Shy (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Be All Over Ashley (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Friday Sexiness
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20 Incredible Photos from the Russian Meteorite Explosion
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Why Is Black Widow An Avenger? – VIDEO
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German MILF Gets Naughty On Video (NSFW)
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Celebrity Tweets That Bring the LOLs of the Day
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Inside Look In Ronald Reagan’s Home
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Drug Hating Boss
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Little Dog Jumps over River
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Classroom Meteorite Footage
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Beyonce Opens Up to Oprah
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Arab Tire Change
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Office Meteorite Footatge
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How To Shake a Black Guys Hand
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Taylor Swift in Elle
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Bieber Lyrics as a Pick Up Line
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Veronica Zemanova is Wonder Woman (NSFW)
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Hannah Davis is See Through and I Like It (NSFW)
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THIS IS A MONSTER VAGINA (NSFW)
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Former Miss France Linda Hardy See Thru & Braless
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Tom Cruise vs Nazis & Pervs
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The Greatest Rappers of All Time
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Now That is One Sweet Ass (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Humans VERSUS Airbags – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart Part 2
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Everybody is Divorcing Kris Humphries
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Jamie Brookes is Trashy and I Love It (NSFW)
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Stacy A is Sexy and Nude (NSFW)
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Here’s a Fantastic Gallery of Asses (NSFW)
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What The Hell? 1-Year-Old Child Swallows 42 Refrigerator Magnets In Minutes After Being Left Alone In The Kitchen
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Two Masterbating Hotties (NSFW)
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Hillary Clinton Panda Oral Sex Video What?
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Continue Attack on The Las Vegas Strip!!
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She’s Having Fun with a Big Dildo (NSFW)
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Karolina Kurkova Leggy Hotness
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A Condor at a Hockey Game
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True Facts About the Mantis
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Die Hard Info Graphic
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cute College Fuck
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This Video Shoulda Never Happened
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French Girl Fucks
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Amateur Girls In Awkward Threesome
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Young Blowjob
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Wife Squirting
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Tanning Pussy Has an Underwater Diddle
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Bonus – Here’s the GirlsGoneWild Harlem Shake Video:

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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

15

Feb

Ariana Grande Pantyhose Upskirt of the Day

Ariana Grande is the next generation of tween starlets who I’ve never heard of, you know the new Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, even though she’s pretty much the same age as them, only instead of running off to do SMUT, she’s still knee deep in the Disney candy coated bullshit shows that perverts everywhere watch with their kids, making her a 19 year old that is pretty well lusted after by dads everywhere….and I guess single dudes weird enough to watch kids shows for the pussy….which unfortunately isn’t something I do…despite how pathetic it sounds…I just stick to the self shot upskirt pics they release to the internet…that’s more my thing…even if I like my pantyhose crotches to be more ripped, stained, wet, amazing….

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2013

15

Feb

Eva Herzigova’s Naked for Fashion of the Day

Eva Herzigova is naked for some ad campaign and it is about as exciting as you’d expect it to be, you know since it is for fashion and not for spread vaginas or gynecological equipment or cervix jewelry…even though cervix jewelry is the only accessory I am into this year…but I guess no one cares about my needs…assholes.

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2013

15

Feb

NSFW Harlem Shake of the Day

How about some Harlem Shake with some titties cuz titties make everything….even Harlem Shake…aka the most revolutionary and important internet video movement….the planking of its generation…..the Call me Maybe and Gangnam style cover of 2013…just when you thought Harlem Shake couldn’t get any fucking better….

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2013

15

Feb

Nicki Minaj Does Some Booty Pics of the Day

I don’t like anything about Nicki Minaj…not even her titties…because she’s full of shit…her songs are annoying and she’s just some manufactured garbage on some Lady Gaga kick…only targeting god knows who….instead of god knows what…if you know what I mean….

Her outfits, her act, her everything is just so fucking fake….she’s went to theatre school….so you know how that is…

But I am not against her tweeting booty pics, of what is some serious booty, cuz she’s dumpy, cuz these are straight out of a video vixen’s social media pages…and they rock…not cuz they are the hottest but cuz they totally didn’t have to happen….she’s above this…already famous…god knows what she’s trying to prove…but I’m into her continuing to prove it.

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2013

15

Feb

The KTLA Crew are Ridiculous of the Day

[removed video because it was on autoplay and annoying]

I have watched the KTLA morning crew a few times and I always laugh because they are tanned, vapid, cunts who you know are in LA to be actors, but end up broadcasting news like actors…and every time I see them do anything, I think Bootleg Ryan Seacrest….but watching their commentary on the Russian Meteor, from the parody “news voice”…to the bad jokes about imagining it happend Decemeber 21….I mean this nonsense is considered news…I feel like I’m a beauty pageant listening to twats talk about world peace….these idiots be so silly.

Posted in:Videos

2013

15

Feb

SI Swimsuit Harlem Shake of the Day

I did a TOP 7 or 8 Bikini Harlem Shake videos which was really the first 7 or 8 Harlem Shake Videos I saw with bikini….and in keeping up with all thing viral and internet video trend….the people at SI shot this Harlem Shake video with all their models who were in Vegas for the magazine launch….and ironically none of them were in bikinis…but like all Harlem Shake videos…it’s worth the watch….

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