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2013

30

Jan

Rihanna for Rolling Stone of the Day

Rihanna’s million dollar PR team are feeding her with words to tell the media to justify her Chris Brown relationship/publcity stunt…they’ve been working 6 months or more on this reveal that they just contrived for Rolling Stone….

Here are some notable quotes if you care:

I decided it was more important for me to be happy,”

“I wasn’t going to let anybody’s opinion get in the way of that. Even if it’s a mistake, it’s my mistake. After being tormented for so many years, being angry and dark, I’d rather just live my truth and take the backlash. I can handle it.”

“When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world,”

“You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.”

“He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again,”

“That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”

“He made a mistake, and he’s paid his dues,”

“He’s paid so much. And I know that’s not a place he would ever want to go back to. And sometimes people need support and encouragement, instead of ridicule and criticism and bashing.”

Straight from the mouth of the gutter…..

She feels guilty for being beat up cuz she knows she provoked him enough to beat her up and rode it for her career…

Good message for the youth who follow her every move…broken women convincing us that what she had with Chris Brown before she was super famous and slutty….an assault that made her millions….was true love…cuz he really gets her…

Here are some pics for instagram of her ass…cuz that’s more interesting than her bullshit…

You see I don’t believe anything I read…but I believe ass in bikini..

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

30

Jan

Barbara Palvin for Terrry Richardson of the Day

It’s official – Barbara Palvin annoys me and not because she’s had sex with Justin Bieber…Something I don’t believe because she has a vagina and isn’t a 40 year old back dude who thinks he is Michael Jackson named Usher….but because she’s acting all playful, making stupid faces like some kind of idiot, while not looking cute at all, and just looking annoying…the kind of girl you’d likely want to punch in the face at least in theory if you were forced to sit at a dinner with her…and her ADD hyper activity stupidity that wasn’t even cute when she was 5….it’s like girl, act like a lady….or like a slut…but whatever this in between is just fuckin’ weak

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2013

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel’s Titty for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel posted a bare tit to instagram…and that’s not very christian Victoria’s Secret….your model’s a titty model now….Scandalous…..

Interesting how this favoritism thing works..Candice Swanepoel…an angel sent from Victoria’s Secret….posts a pic of her tit on instagram and she gets 50,000 likes….I post a picture of a girl in a her bra and panties on my instagram ….and I get deleted….4 fucking times…

I am not complaining….I mean I like looking at tit as much as the next guy…especially Candice Swanepoel’s tit…since she’s my soul mate and I write love songs for her…and I think instagram should be all tits…but the fundamental root of this evil is rich, famous, popular getting a way with breaking the rules…and me getting flagged as a fucking porn site….

I am not complaining…I just find it funny that for years, I am talking 9 years that I’ve been doing this….advertisers would blow me off and call me a porn site…while sites they were advertising on posted the same fucking content….making me the worst mainstream site and the worst porn site…all into one…..

So those people are millionaires now….I am still a hurtbag…and it doesn’t all work out in the end….but at least I get to stare at titties in the process…in Arab countries bare tit is worth more than their black gold….Oil….

Here’s the ever lovely Candice Swanepoel breaking the rules in protest….for titties to be seen as art not smut….


TO SEE HUNDREDS OF AMAZING PICS OF HER MODELING HER BIKINI IN ST BARTS THE LAST TWO DAYS
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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

30

Jan

Beyonce With No Make Up Scares the Fuck Out of Me

I drank too fucking much and had what I thought were horrible fucking nightmares all night….you know the kind you wake up from in a cold sweat thinking someone is trying to choke you the fuck out to steal your kidneys or rape you or make you renew your vows with your fat wife leading to an action filled chase where ultimately you get caught…..but it turns out it was just these Beyonce without makeup heading to the superbowl to practice her horrible half time show…..that shit’s worst than hell…..


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Here she is at the Superbowl Promo Shoot …. if you care….football fans who love the halftime show….because it was designed to shut your wife up during the game….


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Posted in:Beyonce

2013

30

Jan

Nina Agdal for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Carl’s Jr is back…this time with a fish sandwich….not the kind of fish sandwich I usually like my fame whore bikini models trying to get exposure eating….I’m more into the lesbian sex in a threesome kind of Fish Sandwich eating….

This ad, is hardly as intense as the previous ones they’ve done, sure this a behind the scenes, but I can tell it’s not gonna be awesome….and I am not just saying that cuz they used Nina Agdal….SI’s poster girl….who I assume is gonna be the cover this year….despite looking like she has downs syndrome….but maybe because she has downs syndrome in a make a wish foundation move….like she was Brooklyn Decker…back when Andy Roddick’s agents gave them no choice but to give her the cover…

She’s got a great body…and I guess when it comes to bikini models…that is what matters…

Posted in:Nina Agadal

2013

30

Jan

Arabella Drummond is Not Like Other Glamour Models of the Day

I’d like you to look closely at this Arabella Drummond Glamour Model…and tell me…..what she’s missing….at least to be considered an actual Glamour Model…I’ll give you a hint….it’s her tits…she’s got no fucking tits…and she’s chubby….and possibly a dude….but willing to get naked cuz she’s so proud of her semi-feminine body…..she’s like Chaz Bono at the YMCA bathroom now that she can change with dudes….all dick clit in hand…proud of what she’s got….cuz she’s not a broken lesbian anymore…she’s a dude….only the other way around….and you probably like this Arabella girl’s size…don’t worry – it’s not gay if she’s got long hair and make-up on…or as long as her panties stay on…..

Here are the interesting pics…

Posted in:Arabella Drummond|NSFW

2013

30

Jan

Ashley Tisdale for Icon Magazine of the Day

Today, I woke up to a comment on my facebook saying “you’ll have to stop the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch cuz she looks fuckable in a pic she just posted”…

The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch is a feature I’ve been doing for at least 3 years now….because let’s face it she’s not all that hot…but the real motivation was because she won some teen choice award shit as the hottest girl of the year and I got mad…because such corruption in the polls, even for something so insignificant…showing anyone with a brain that awards could be purchased….not to mention I didn’t want young girls thinking getting a nose job makes a gremlin a fucking 10….breast implants do that…

That inspired me start this fight that is not worth fighting….but I do it anyway…

But today….today it may all be over…thanks to photoshop..and I guess the real cause for concern in all this is not that Ashley Tisdale is Ugly but can smoke and mirror herself…it’s that my facebook friends are following Ashley Tisdale….creeps….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2013

30

Jan

Selena Gomez From the Back of the Day

You may see some young starlet….horny and ready to get revenge on her homosexual ex boyfriend popstar she was leveraging for her own fame…..from behind all ready to be mounted or hump danced on the dance floor….you know with her hands up whiling out like she was at the club and listening to the latest dumbstep song…..jacked on molly ready to get fucking boner in her back…..but I see tragedy…not tragedy of a wasted youth, or hot girl gone wrong…but tragedy that she’s in the recording studio….cuz it means she’s making music…and her music…up on some Taylor Swift I just got dumped it makes me creative kick….and I might as well put this out there while people care I exist…before I really end up dumpy when the Disney hormone therapy wears off….you know doin’ it for her fans….but I know the shit that is being shat out while this was taken is the bloody kind you want to go to the doctor to fix so it never happens again kind….

Here’s her back anyway…


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

30

Jan

Emma Watson in her Panties for The Perks of Being a Wallflower of the Day

This movie is from 2012….which feels like decades ago…because every day of my life is a long drawn out hell that never seems to end…but that eventually spills into another day….but as far as you, the weird, creepy, obsessed Emma Watson fan is concerned….this is her recent work…while you far prefer jerking off to her early work,….you know like the first Harry Potter…the one that made you obsessed with her for no real reason other than that you have social issues and maybe your mom breast fed you too much while being home schooled….you know Emma Watson is just one of those celebs with just the weirdest, most loyal, creepy basement dwelling pervert fans in the game…and luckily they all read this sire….so her in her panties…is beyond porn to you people…it’s like fucking heaven or some shit….


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Posted in:Emma Watson

2013

30

Jan

Elisha Cuthbert Cleavage for Happy Endings Promo of the DAy


Montreal Hometown Hero…who is probably not really even considered from Montreal anymore….you know now that she’s been living in LA for the last 2 decades….is in some promo shots for her TV show I have never seen and didn’t know she even had…I just assumed she died….cuz I haven’t heard or seen shit about her in the last 4 years…and the last time I did hear about her she was some gutter, fat, coked up looking pig who didn’t really shower and who I assumed had given up….being Paris Hilton’s best friend does that to a person….and now she just pretends she’s one in promo shots for her show….that remind me of every girl I’ve ever picked up after a night out…only a bit better dressed…a little less scabby…..a lot less covered in puke….and a lot more alert….the hollywood version of a good old drag her in the alley for your first date good time….

All this to say….Cuthbert….a girl I was trying to stage a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house in flash mob awesome viral video form….is back on some Girl Next Door hotness….and here are the pics….

Remember boys and girls…spending half your 20s being a cokewhore doesn’t always ruin you….and this is the proof….

Posted in:Elisha Cuthbert