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2013

14

Feb

Cintia Dicker for SI Swimsuit of the Day

I like Cintia Dicker…even if I am one of the only ones…cuz she’s been in the game a long time…but only has 5,000 followers on twitter….meaning I am more famous than her….if your idea of fame is how many twitter followers you have….which my happens to be my idea of fame…cuz that’s all I have….

Cintia Dicker is a bikini and lingerie model…all red headed and exciting to me, someone who has never had sex with a red head, but who has always wanted to, because orange pubic hair, despite making me sick to my stomach in High School, is something I covet…and need to experience before I die…because I have realized that hating on a pussy hair color is just crazy….while all pussy hair deserves to be treated equal…and not fear being grown out..because society says you must be dark or not the color of an orange….contrasting weirdly against a bright pink pussy….in what would clash horribly if it was a pant and jacket…..but it isn’t and I want it…and here she is awesome for SI….even if she has no nipples…it is the Christian way.

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2013

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Feb

Stella Hudgens is Fun for Twitter of the Day

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Stella Hudgens knows she’s got some big underage nude shoes to fill….thanks to her Disney Sister and her seedy celeb poptart ass….an ass that went viral because she didn’t shave her pussy like other girls her age…an age that turned out to be 17 when her lawyers had to figure out a strategy to get the shit off the fucking internet….and I guess as the younger sister, she’s gotta go bigger and harder…and in order to do that…you gotta do your stretches…and luckily..I’m hear to spot…you know so no one gets hurt in the making of this social media hit…

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2013

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Feb

Jessica Michibata Hot for Esquire UK of the Day

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Jessica Michibata is half Argentine and half Japanese model I have never heard of but wish I had so that I could have masturbated to her the last 10 velentine’s days, but instead, I’ve only found out about her today…cuz I don’t keep track of who F1 Drivers have sex with, or who Tag Heurer put in their ads….but for some reason I pay attention to who Esquire gets half naked in their magazines….cuz apparently it is worth paying attention to…this girl is awesome.

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2013

14

Feb

Caprice is Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Caprice Bourret, also known as Caprice…is pushing 45…..so I am not entirely sure if these are recent pics of her or not…but they say that they are and that’s good enough for me….someone who remembers her in FHM and Sports Illustrated in the 90s…..an era where she also released a shitty one hit wonder song cuz she was at the peak of her fame and with that comes an arrogance…..that humiliation and failure isn’t an option when clearly it is….unless of course you are like me and base your level of success on how hot your body is in a bikini….even into your old lady, dry vagina, menopausal years…

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2013

14

Feb

Some of the Irina Shayk SI Swimsuit Pics of the Day

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Irina Shayk is pretty amazing as far as half naked, Russian gold diggers, who have made their way into the mainstream modeling world go….I mean she’s built like a mail order bride you’d pay a premium for….a stripper you’d have to wait in line to get a lap dance from….as close to perfection as they get…and now she’s making millions, with fans….thanks to the penis she allegedly puts inside her….that opened so many doors for her…so girls, when they say don’t fuck your boss, they are lying, you should fuck anything that helps you get ahead….that’s your competitive advantage in being a girl…

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2013

14

Feb

Miley Cyrus Hotness for NYFW of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that I would like Miley Cyrus to be my Valentine, so that I can K-Fed her…and live happily ever after, with or without her….you know that she’s the kind of girl I would write love songs for, but only for her to sing them and make money with them making me royalties that will add to my alimony revenue….you know the next great American love story about a poor, old, fat drunk and a young tight starlet….odd couple aligned thanks to destiny for the soul purpose of me spending her money, and wearing her thighs as a scarf, not because I am cold, but because I like the view….you know true fucking love…using her to get ahead…the way it’s meant to be….

I may just be overreacting cuz of her titty hanging out of her shirt….

Either way, Miley Cyrus, be my Valentine.

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2013

14

Feb

Karolina Kurkova Grabs Her Tits for Valentine’s Day

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Karolina Kurkova wishes you a happy Valentines Day by grabbing at her amazing model tits…and I think that’s a pretty decent thing to do…considering it is probably more than anyone else is doing for you…and even if it is some generic shit that means nothing….like most Valentine’s Day bullshit…where the only thing that is real is your sadness and disappointment in life….even when you’re in happy relationships…while I like the only real thing to be me fucking girls filled with sadness and disappointment….cuz really that’s the key to fucking my life…as someone who doesn’t feel those silly emotions…and instead just finds joy in everyone else’s despression…..

I mean sure, it’d be better if she was in my mouth, sitting on my face, grinding my chin with her egg hole, but I’ll take this generic shit….cuz like you….I got nothing better going on.

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2013

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Feb

Kim Kardashian Amateur Pics Slut Pics of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a pretty funny machine….you know with a team of idiots crafting her every move…from Ballroom dancing Ryan Seacrest, to publicits to the porn companies she has deals with…she’s just a pile of bullshit….money making bullshit…that feeds her mom’s ego….

So now she’s gone to posting flattering pics of her fat ass, from flattering angles, that were obviously shot before she got pregnant, or even before she turned 30 and into a pile of dumpy shit that Ray J peed on, back when she watched what she ate, cuz it mattered to her…before the straps, fake gym visits….and as long as she’s broadcasting the tits that made her….before it all fell apart at the seems…I am not against it…cuz Kim Kardashian of the past…is far less offensive…I mean I don’t even think this is her….and that’s a good look for her.

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2013

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Feb

Top 10 Ugly Couples for Valentines of the Day

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I hate Valentines Day and I hate love…for a lot of reasons……not because I hate romance, I use that as a strategy to get laid because people are idiots..see cuz I like writing love songs….and the next great american love story…

I hate Valentines day and love because comes with some much annoying responsibility….unnecessary responsibility…like having to be nice to someone who has trapped you in a prison hell…who you hate all to keep up appearances cuz society wants you to….

Most relationships that last involve ugly people who found each other cuz no one wants them….or people who have just fucking giving up on life…

Here’s a compilation of Top 10 ugly couples…which is really the first 10 ugly couples I found…..cuz I didn’t invent this idea…I’m just using on Valentines Day

10 – Those who goth together at the all you can eat buffet every night – stay together….

9- Those who’s gender can’t be determined -“I’m the guy, no you’re the guy”- stay together…

8- Young love at the handicap institution don’t have many options when it comes to finding someone in the same level of retardation – stay together

7- Once you’ve Shared a Banana with Someone you Know You Can Share your Life with them…..

6- When your passion is nudism and cats…and you find someone into that…you know it is forever

5- When obese, and willing to climb a tree for a fat chick, despite the risk of having a heart attack, for an undeserving fat chick, even if she’s the only girl you’ve had sex with, you know you are connected at the emotional eating…

4 – When you find someone willing to dress like the Wizard of Oz for a picture next to you Real Estate Signs – you know there’s very little they won’t do for you….Love.

3- Even if your love ends in a horrible Chainsaw Massacre thanks to his love of chainsaws so deep he brings them everywhere….until having to defend his chainsaw’s honor for murdering those who don’t understand their love….it still counds as “til death do us part”….even if that death is premature….cuz you married a serial killer freak…

2- Ugly People, Ugly Sweaters, But Still Willing to have a Good Laugh at the shitty hand they were dealt, while showcasing their shitty bodies…laughing at their misery together…is Romance…

1 – Sometimes words can’t describe what you’re feeling but….a picture says all you need….

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2013

14

Feb

Reeva Steenkamp Memorial Pics of the Day

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You’ve probably all heard that Oscar “Blade Runner” Olympic freak with no legs Pistorius….from South Africa… who came in last at the last Olympics…instead of first at the SPecial Olympics….who they took out of the Special Olympics for some PR Kick…has killed his model girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp….by shooting her in his house….

Now, it’s safe to say that when you have no legs, trusting a girl isn’t with you for the exposure, because you know she’s probably not really into amputee sex, and that she is into being seen as the girl who dates amputees for the media, making you hate her just for loving you to begin with……is probably an issue…

It is also safe to say that if you’re a girl who is dating an amputee olympic runner, who you have had a volatile relationship with and who has a gun….

Sure South Africa isn’t a safe place….and robber is a good excuse….but she’s dead and he shot her…whether accident or not….and that hero with no legs defying odds profile they did on him at the Olympics won’t fool me…if anything I thought he was cheating with performance enhancing robot equipment….

Here is her last tweet – creepy and Sad

Here are some of her model pics…RIP….fallen half naked soldier…

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