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2013

15

Feb

Christina Ricci’s Showing Some Bra of the Day

Christina Ricci is a martyr….who attacked our freedom the day she decided to cut off her massive tits…the same massive tits who made her matter in the 90s…massive tits she hated cuz it fucked with her anorexic look….. But at least she’s showing some bra…to remind us of titties that were….and that are now just anchor scars….too small and substantial to show off without a bra….a tragedy to say the least…

More importantly… at least she’s got Miley in the
background lookin’ dumb as shit to save her….

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2013

15

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Hot for Valentine’s Day

Hayden Panettiere getting fake tits to balance out her broad manly back…was a pretty good strategy…cuz no one likes a gymnast body that doesn’t get its period…except maybe closet cases and her countless fans….who were weirdly obsessed with her long before she started posing for instagram like some weird rich housewife from Texas on her 20th wedding anniversary, in what would normally be considered tacky if her gown wasn’t 20,000 dollars….you get the new money vibe I’m talking…I mean unless you’re too busy staring at her new titties…cuz with new titties comes a period of acceptance…and getting used to them…all this to say…this pic is hot….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

15

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Isn’t Awful From Behind of the Day

Ashley Tisdale has ugly face watch doesn’t matter…you don’t have to deal with it when you’re staring at her ass…which could be a better ass…you know based on all her fitness…but I guess she’s been letting herself go now that she’s found love and realizes that she’s a second rate Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens cuz she lacks the ethnic vibe but more importantly cuz she’s got a wonky face…a face you don’t have to deal with when you’re staring at her from behind…..

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2013

15

Feb

Helena Christensen 2006 Nudes for Purple Magazine of the Day

#FBF that is Flashback Friday for all you non-social media addicted losers who don’t keep in touch with what the under 25 crowd is doing…even if the under 25 crowd looks the best naked…and thanks to a fucked up internet filled upbrining….are naked a lot…often times on social media…like the other day when I re-tweeted a girl who was fucking herself with a knife….a fucking knife….an accomplishment she was so proud of that she took the pic from different angles….to really lets us know there was penetration….all for the social acceptance of her peers, 90 percent of whom she’s never met, cuz I guess we all wanna be famous, except me.

Well, these nudes of Helena Christensen may not be of her at 25, cuz she’s in her 40s, and even a flashback of her nude pics from 2006, mean she was likely still in her 40s when they were shot, but in a lot of ways I find them inspiring…and those ways are NOOODZ!!!!

Posted in:Helena Christensen|NSFW

2013

15

Feb

Miley Cyrus Showing Her Stomach of the Day


I am a fan of Miley Cyrus…part of me thinks it is because she reminds me of a cartoon mule…all wonky faced and speaking in some country hick twang…the other part of me thinks it has to do with her tight little teen body that is no longer a teen but thanks to Disney’s doping to keep her young forever…she’s all fuck tight bodied and awesome too look at…and the last part of me just likes the combination of all her money and all the emotional damage and baggage she probably has…like a time bomb brewing inside her…for selling her soul to the public instead of just living off Billy Ray’s money….and I love being part of those breakdowns…

Here is her stomach for social media…I like it.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

15

Feb

Emilia Clarke for GQ of the Day

Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and hand sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but staring at a chick, who isn’t really sexy, trying to be sexy, whether she’s on fantasy shows, or dating Seth Macfarlane and his billion dollar empire that is probably annoying to be around, cuz you know he never stops with his idiotic voices, doesn’t make me uncomfortable…if anything, I like it.

IF YOU’RE INTERESTED I’ve Posted Her Tits Before

Posted in:Emilia Clarke

2013

15

Feb

Melissa Clarke – Page 3 Idol Winner for NUTS of the Day


Melissa Clarke, like the BLADE RUNNER / WIFE KILLER defied all odds and said to herself “I am tired of busty bitches getting in Page 3 and being Glamour Models”…and she did something about it….and that something was jumping on some Page 3 idol contest that she won….landing her in Page 3 and now in nuts…because like the bionic man running in the olympics….the world is trying to understand how this happened…her A-Cups that I personally love….aren’t supposed to be a Glamour model…save that shit for those ALT Porn sites…but for some reason they are….THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE’VE BUILT OUR EMPIRE ON…..but the people have spoke….so hello Melissa Clarke….how does your dad feel about these pics?

Posted in:Melissa Clarke|NSFW

2013

15

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My Valentine’s Day didn’t end in unwanted pregnancy with a stranger like I wanted it to…but only because I never give girls I meet in bars my real name…or phone number….because I don’t need that burden….but deep donw inside I do like giving them more problems than just having sex with me…which in an of itself is almost rock bottom….at least until you find out you’re pregnant from it…then that’s rock bottom….here are some morning links…..

Meanwhile in Romainia…. – VIDEO
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Yoshiki Risa is why I Like Asian chicks
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WTF Photo of the Day
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This Mailman is Dedicated, I’ll Give Him That – VIDEO
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Kendra Wilkinson & Kate Gosselin Are Your First ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’
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5 Reasons We Are Always Willing to ‘Die Hard’ [infographic]
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The 50 Best Raunchy Teen Comedies
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Hello There Free Cam Shows (NSFW)
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This Blonde is a Squirter (NSFW)
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DNA ‘Proof’ that Bigfoot is Real is Published by Scientific Journal
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I’d Like to Be All Over Penny P (NSFW)
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WINNING TEEN JEOPARDY LIKE A BOSS – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL KOOS gets in the Valentine’s Day Spirit in her stepSHIRT

I just went to the grocery store to buy some creamed corn for my romantic candlelit dinner for my fat wife who really only wanted cake….bitches love cake…and I am a romantic…..and know that she’ll pass out from her unstable blood sugar…leaving me to all the single lonely girls I got a taste of buying wine and microwave dinners for one….hilarious how loneliness destroys people…..

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Rachel Weisz Won The ‘Oz The Great And Powerful’ Premiere
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Well, Here’s a Shitty and Awful Story to Ruin Everybody’s Valentine’s Day
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Public Bikini Walk
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Mila Kunis Cleavage in Allure
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Makin’ Ice with a Garden Hose
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Kate Upton Reminds Me I Need To Jerk Off…Over her Tits
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Fun With Super Mario Bros
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25 Rap Songs That Say Nice Things About Women
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Kate Upton Fills Out Her Dress Nicely
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Mila Kunis Was Looking Hot and Possibly Single at the Oz Premiere
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18 Not so Romantic Valentines Crads
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Tami Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Will Help Cure Those Valentines Day Blues
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Cute Amateur With Big Tits (NSFW)
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Note to Self and Anchor Woman Shoul Probably Avoid Stories About Her Kids Using Vibrators For Teething
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Amanda Bynes Turns Me On
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Here’s Beyonce At Her HBO Documentary Premiere
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Sara Jean Underwood Is What Dreams Are Made of
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Will Ferrell Kissing Babes
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Taylor Swift in Elle
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Goat Screaming Like a Human
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20 Valentine’s Fail Facebook Relationships
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Violet Erotica is a Naughty Kitty (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Needs to Fire Her Stylist, Jesus Christ
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These Drunk Sluts Are Partying in aHotel Room (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr FLIPS Over her White Lacey Panites (SITE NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Some Angelina Holie
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Courtney Stodden = Still a Slut
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LIST: America’s Hottest Female Athletes
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Valentine’s Day Sluts – A Gallery (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Insane and Evil Nivea Ad
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Justin Timberlake New Video
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Dedicated Mail Man
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Airborn Soldier Ass
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Who Is Natasha Barnard and Why Aren’t I Stalking Her Yet
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Rebecca Linares + Spandex = WIN! (30 Pics) (NSFW)
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Celebrity Nip Slips – A Gallery (NSFW)
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Panty-less Dirty Talking Taylor’s Valentine’s Day Gift for You
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Hot Fit Girls…Need I Say More? (18 Pics) (SEMI NSFW)
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Embarrassing Brawl Breaks Out At The Welfare Office Between Kiki And Shyquanisha! [Video]
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Welli and Angelica Get It On (NSFW)
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Christina Milian Slips A Nip At The Beach
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S.I. Swimsuit Attacks VEGAS: Nina Agdal Reveals It Took 14 Hours To Get Her Body Painted
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She’s One Wild Web Cam Hooker (NSFW)
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Douzten Kroes Does Vogue Germany
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Amanda Bynes is Insane of the Day
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Hot Girl Half Naked in the Bathroom
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Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Gaping Cunt
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Cutest Valentines Video….
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Shape
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Crazy Cat Action
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Tanning Pussy Has an Underwater Diddle
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Listen to the Soundtrack of this Ghetto Porn
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Ballerina Themed Lesbian Porn
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Amateur Ass Play – Cuz it is the Second Vagina
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Some Amateur Girls in the Bath
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Teen and 2 Dudes
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Homemade Blowjob
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Weird Blowjob Contest – Weird
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Bonus – Here’s the GirlsGoneWild Harlem Shake Video:

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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Feb

Miley Cyrus Gets Black Dudes Beat Up of the Day

I know Miley is marketed as hick….instead of the bratty cunt celebrity with too much money and a bad attitude that is overshadowed by her tight little body I love staring at because getting her pregnant would be gold…for both my penis and my financial situation…..

So it would only make sense that she had her security go after a black paparazzi….and even he says “They always go after the black guy”….cuz guess what…they do….that is the injustice in our society run by the oppressive whites….

Either way, Awesome video…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus