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2013

30

Jan

Dita Von Teese in Pasties for January’s Flaunt of the Day


Dita Von Teese has consistently shat on burlesque and pin-up…she even made herself famous and a poster girl for the shit in the 90s…when this shit was done in every city by fat local rockabilly chicks who might as well have been lesbians…and who you encouraged to not striptease but to instead put on some fucking Elvis the fat years in Vegas jumper…cuz the 50s are alright…as long as you’re not 50 pounds overweight…kinda thing…

Seriously, it’s like every ugly chick with nautical stars and a sacred heart tattoo and a beer belly…with wild hair was down to get in a corset and get on stage…and I don’t know if that’s still going on…I’ve tried to ignore it…

But Dita…she was the Phoenix who rose from the ashes….she had a website before websites existed….got the attention of Playboy and the rest is fucking history…she went for early internet Burlesque girl…cuz they rest were too busy eating and working call centers….and now she’s deemed some “artist”….and the whole thing is just one big good timing lie….but she still brings it…she plays it up…and even in Flaunt…pushing 40…she’s at it…with her nipple pasties and vintage lingerie….it never ends with this discount bargain basement betty page….and I think you like it…

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2013

30

Jan

Emmy Rossum’s Backside at Conan of the Day

I know what you’re thinking…why would we care about a chick we only know exists from doing nude scenes on cable….posting pics of her back side in a dress like some kind of pinup model with good waist to hip ratio….when we can just watch her nude scenes….because we don’t….at least I don’t because she’s some bottom feeding garbage….and I’m posting it anyway….

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2013

30

Jan

Lucy Collett Secretary Strip for Nuts of the Day


OMG. It’s a Glamour Model and she’s showing her tits…and it’s so shocking and scandalous and amazing…it is like going to a strip club and seeing the stripper take her bra off…of like having sex with your wife when she’s ovulating and trying to get pregnant….it’s pretty a chore…thrown down our throats….expected and uneventful…but luckily it involves big old tits….because that makes the repetitiveness so fucking bearable…

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2013

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here’s my stepGIRL of choice for her INSTAGRAM

I like asking girls what their favorite lube is because every single girl answers “I don’t need lube, my pussy is a water fountain”….I guess they view lube as an inadequacy….a product for the menopausal…but I guess they don’t know just how dry they can get…cuz they’ve never got down with me…come on baby…I’ll make your pussy so dry it feels like you have sandpaper underwear on when you walk…

Here are some morning hangover dump links…cuz that’s what I do…everyday….like clockwork….broke clock for sure…but clockwork none the less.

BEST OF: Stupid Game Show Answers – VIDEO
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This Guy REALLY Likes the Internet – LOOK CLOSER
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Olivia Page is a Small Town Girl That Likes to Get Dirty (NSFW)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Jason London Spent His Sunday Morning Shitting In The Back Of A Cop Car
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Rocking a Bikini Again
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And Here’s More Spring Breakers Stills
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Sofia Vergara Shares Pictures From SAG Awards On Instagram
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Free Cam Shows Happy Wednesday (NSFW)
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These Sexy BFFs Get It On (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Super Bowl Commercials
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I’d Like to Be All Over Chrissy (NSFW)
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Some Funny Russian Road Rage – VIDEO
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2013

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Veronica Vice wearing Northskull for DrunkenStepfather

I consistently ask girls to let me smell their dirty laundry every time I go to the laundromat…and they never let me…sure I only wash my clothes every couple of months…so this exchange only happens 6 times a year at most…but I still get rejected….

If you’re fun…mail me some of your dirty laundry…prove to me that the world is not filled with injustice….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Called in Sick To Court
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Bam Margera Is A True Poet Who’s Into Solo Golden Showers – VIDEO
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Beyonce in Her New Perfume Ad – Doesn’t Look Like Beyonce
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Kari Byron Gets Blown Away on Myth Busters
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Bikini Girl Dances With a Midget
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Drunken Golf Trick Shot
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Kate Moss Teases the Camera in a Bathtub Photo Shoot Photographed by Mert and Marcus
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Lacey Banghard Is A Name You’ll Never Forget!
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January Jones is Going Bald
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Penny Mathis is Always Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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‘You’re It!’: 10 Men Locked in 23-Year Game of ‘Tag’
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Annnnnnnnnd It’s Tramp Stamp Tuesday (NSFW)
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Girls Night Only Turns Into a Fuck Fest (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are Always Some Good, Dirty Fun (NSFW)
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Amy Poelher is Looking Good Lately
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When Tattoos Fail (10 Pics)
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Holly Peers and Lacey Banghard Photoshoot
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People Vs Fitness
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Amazing Snake Art in One Brush Stroke
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Tyler Perry’s 12 Million Dollar House Makes Me Want to Do Shit Movies
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Chris Brown Wants Us All to Know He’s Like Jesus
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Jelena Jensen Strip out of a White Bikini
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I Suppose You Can Guess What She Was Doing With Those Bananas… (NSFW)
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Graciella Carvalho Braless & See Thru & OH SO Perky (NSFW)
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Some Drew Barrymore, Just Because (Scroll Down)
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Been Awhile Since We Saw Lauren Conrad
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Kris Jenner is Getting Her Own Talk Show, This is Actually Happening
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The Worst Movies of All Time
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Mia is Sexy and Flexible and I Like It (NSFW)
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Stuff in Slow Motion
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More Babes with Great Tits for NUTS
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Asian Level Arcade Dancing
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Montreal Gets Flooded and a Girl Gets Owned
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Anne Hathaway Legs
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Dog Teaches Puppy to Use Stairs
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Some New Spring Breakers Pics
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Robin Williams for Snickers
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Adrienne Bailon Cleavage
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Bobbing For Dildos Are a Slut Party (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Slow Motion Stuff is Simple But Awesome – VIDEO
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Bar Refaeli is Still Lookin Good
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Underboobs, a Sexy Gallery (NSFW)
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ANOTHER Random Pic Dump (Some NSFW Content)
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22 Incredible Photos Throughout History
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Cassie and Teal Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Let’s See What They Got!: All The First Try Outs For The Bikini Basketball League [Video]
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The Rejected Pornhub Super Bowl Ad CBS Doesn’t Want You To See
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Mean Girls Musical in the Works…Oh God.
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They Don’t Make Flight Attendants Like Kelly Brook Anymore
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Jessica is Sexy on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Edita Vilkeviciute in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret
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Miley Cyrus Should Angle The Camera A Little Higher
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Falcons Fly Fast
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Rejected Race Horse Names…
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Crazy While SHopping in NYC instead of Going to Court
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RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Webcam Amateur Sex Worth Watching
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Great Amateur Blowjob
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Arab Amateur Sex
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Fat Guy in Some Weird Outdoors Porn
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Stupid and Hysterical Big Tit Fetish Porn
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Nasty Girl Gets Cummed On
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The world’s hottest user-submitted girlfriend porn!
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

29

Jan

Megan Fox Horrible Ad for Brahma Beer of the Day

You know your career has gone to a good place when you’re hired to be in a beer commercial for a Brazilian beer company..

I guess she could rationalize it as being part of their Carnivale campaign which is the biggest of the year…..it’s their Super Bowl….and she could rationalize that Brazil isn’t some third world country…it’s a massive…major…internation power…

But we know the truth…and that is that she needs money….and if this was pre-baby….at her peak….she’d never jump onto a job like this…even if they offered her 10s of millions….because everything changes…when you get desperate…

That said…there’s a real lack of nudity in this…I thought Brazil’s Carnivale was full of half nakedness….what a let down.

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2013

29

Jan

Kate Upton Does a Campaign of the Day

I don’t know why high or even mid range fashion has taken a liking to Kate Upton…I figure she’s more appropriate for WalMart or any discount bargain basement company….you know with her beer belly and all….She’d be perfect for Nascar, or beer companies or really anyone who isn’t trying to promote a middle of the road, hot chick from highschool turned old and married, lifestyle.

I assume they just like the attention she gets for having big tits…you know cuz tits get hits…but as far as I’m concerned she’s a pig…and a great looking pig who I am not against being in photoshoots…but a pig…who should know her place in the world when it comes to photoshoots….I can’t blame her for taking jobs, I can only blame her for not saying no to the cake…every fucking day….

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

29

Jan

Sasha Grey for February’s GQ Spain of the Day


I think Sasha Grey is funny….she’s an overrated pornstar who turned her back on porn cuz she got one acting job where she played a pornstar or hooker….in what is just a product of her thinking she is a bigger deal than she is and that there is more to her than choking on dick on camera….when really there isn’t….she always tried to intellectualize her porn career, say it was performance art, and do anything she could do justify that she was just a bottom feeder taking a bottom feeder route to get known…when ultimately the objective was always mainstream….so seeing her get any exposure whether in obscure editions of GQ or not…just makes laugh…cuz I know as she sits there ass in the air….fully clothed….her only fan base…is her porn fan base….and they are being totally let down by her…..she fucked on camera, that’s who she is….so this mainstream exposure is totally undeserved….keep the gutter slut with no self respect in the gutter is what I say…not to mention her face is handicapped lookin….but you wouldn’t know that cuz you’ve only seen in covered in cum…the way it was meant to be seen.

Posted in:Sasha Grey

2013

29

Jan

Olivia Wilde in the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue of the Day

Olivia Wilde is awesome…but only because her actual last name is Cockburn.

Here she is in some Vanity Fair photoshoot for the Hollywood edition, because despite being from England, this name changer for obvious reasons….Cockburn… is all Hollywood now….

She’s doing this throwback, burlesque, old Glamour shoot…and here’s the animated GIF…that is worth lookin’ at…even if the whole pile of shit…since hollywood isn’t glamour, it’s ghetto trash, that’s just masked with lots of corporate sponsorship money….it’s all a fucking facade motherfuckers…it’s all Disney Land….but behind the scenes and under the makeup is just broken souls, drug abuse, and garbage….

Posted in:Olivia Wilde

2013

29

Jan

Rihanna’s Top Secret Ad Campaign of the Day

I am going to assume this is a shot from a Superbowl Ad that Rihanna is a part of…because she instagramed the pic, and wrote “Top Secret Ad Campaign”….and I guess that means it could be for anything…except maybe for battered wife associations that encourage women to leave their abusers…since Rihanna’s not really a good spokesperson for that….or really anything Christian, anti-drug, or anti-sex….which makes her perfectly well rounded for me!

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