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2013

29

Jan

Sophie Alexandra Naked for ZOO of the Day


There’s something pretty special about all these Glamour models, who go of course, and side track their budding careers as intellectuals, PhD’s, doctors and lawyers and world leaders….to get naked in pictures for you gang of unappreciative perverts…it is like they are strippers who never were, celebrities who never will be…but famous enough for their egos regardless…all cuz they get naked in a magazine…that in the grand scheme of things really doesn’t matter…but is all about the tits…so it gets noticed…and I’m not complaining…I figure the more they make showing your tits a exclusive or prestigious thing…the more tits I’ll get to see….works for me….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Alexandra

2013

29

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

stepGIRL @DIMALAUREN brining the bath
time MARIO….

Free Hookers…..that’s my new life philosophy….my new motto…fuck throwin the 5 dollars at for a back alley good time….when so many girls equally broken and less disgusting than hookers are down to do it for free….

Free Hookers….it’s a way of life….

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Morgan Freeman Facts – A Tribute – VIDEO
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Jewelz Elizabeth is a Canadian Cutie (NSFW)
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FYI: Hulk Hogan Is Still Creepy
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Jennifer Lawrence Ripped Her Dress, Made Everyone Google Her Old MTV Promo
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LOL Cat Video
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Alex Zerega Has What It Takes (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift Needs to Stop Dressing Like a fucking Six Year Old
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Rides Girl: Heidi Dupre
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Tuesday Sexy
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Big Titty Teen Has Some Alone Time (NSFW)
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Holy Sh*t! Zombie Teddy Bears Want to Devour Your Valentine
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I Wanna Be All Over Crystal (NSFW)
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How to: Lose a Tooth Like a Boss – VIDEO
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2013

28

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thinking about starting a service for tucking sad and lonely girls into bed at night…you know the college crowd who miss home or their real dads….I figure if I call myself the DrunkenStepfather….I better start being the drunkenstepfather…..plus if they end up falling asleep I’ll be in an advantageous position to steal their dirty panties…I am full of shitty business ideas…but I am not full of shitty links…all of these are PERFECT….

Rick Ross Could Have Been Killed in a Drive By Shooting
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Hugh Hefner’s Secretary And The Playboy Mansion’s House Mother Has Passed Away
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Bikini Milking is the Best Video Ever
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Taylor Swift Showing off Some Legs
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Hang glider Believes he can Fly
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A Whole Bunch of SAG Pics
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10 Signs That Adult Films Are Hurting Your Sex Life
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Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures
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ZERO DARK TITTY!!!
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22 Beach and Poolside Hotties
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Amanda is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Free Cam Shows Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Animals Kiss Their Asses Goodbye and Blast into Space (PHOTOS)
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Meanwhile in Russia – VIDEO
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Now THAT is one Big Dildo (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr Brings Us More Hotness Today
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Leanne Crow in a Leopard Corset (NSFW)
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Lebron Tackles a Fan
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Lacey Banghard for Ketchup Magazine
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Sword of the Seraphs Battle Hymn
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Miranda Kerr is Amazing in Jalouse
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Diana Garcia Topless in Sin Nombre
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Who Says Small Tits Aren’t Sexy? (NSFW)
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Christina Milian Slips a Nip at the Beach
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Some Victoria Beckham, Just Because
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Selena Gomez Single Hotness
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The Best Anitmated Music Videos of All Time
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This Babe Has a Forced Orgasm (NSFW)
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Now THAT Is One Sexy Ass (NSFW)
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Annnnnnnd This Lady Likes to Eat Cat Hair – VIDEO (
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Zahia Deha – Teen Hooker With Big Tits
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True Facts About Morgan Freeman
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Jennifer Metcalfe is Amazing in her Bikini – I want to marry her vagina
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Star Trek Into the Darkness Homemade Trailer
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Bikini and Milk Anyone? – VIDEO
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Magdalena Frackowiak Knows How to Rock a Bikini
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Girls Eye View Anyone? (NSFW)
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ALL HAIL CLEAVAGE!!! (GALLLERY)
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Women Sue “Revenge Adult Ex-Girlfriend” Site [Video]
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Some Outdoor Lesbian Fun (NSFW)
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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Bras (SITE NSFW)
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A BUNCH of Hotties From the SAG Awards
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Lucky Scooter Nearly Killed
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Katy Perry and Her Wax Figure that has Less Acne
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Check Out This Dirty Amateur Bitch (NSFW)
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Cool Towers Collapsing
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Claudia Romani is a Babe in a Bikini
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Amazing Backflip Fail
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Taylor Swift’s Keds Ad Isn’t Slutty Enough for her Vagina
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70s Themed Masturbation
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Wet and Soapy
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Vintage Pool Party
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Kinky Outdoor Lesbian Sex
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2013

28

Jan

Teresa Palmer Tampon String of the Day

Teresa Palmer is some 26 year old babe from Australia who has been making the move over to Hollywood since 2007…and has starred in some pretty insignificant movies…but now she’s finally broke through and will be tstarring in the Zombie version of Twilight called “warm bodies’….and now she’s doing the proper press route needed for her name to hit the public in the face while her movie’s marketing is getting so much play….cuz that’s just how publicist work…and unlike the socialites before her….she’s taking a new spin on an old trick….that involves showing a little panty…cuz panty is harmless and honorable cry for attention…but this innovator’s throwing in some tampon string…cuz not being pregnant is also honorable….

I liked it so much – I made a gif.

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2013

28

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence’s Wardrobe Malfunction Fail of the Day

When I hear there’s a wardrobe malfunction…my first response is anger caused by the amount of hate I have for that expression and whoever came up with it at the Janet Jackson Superbowl titty flash….my second response is to hate anyone who is keeping it alive by using it in their articles and posts about these kinds of things….and the third is “where are the fucking pics, can I see ass hole or pussy lip…”….

Today’s Jennifer Lawrence ripped dress that was called a Wardrobe Malfunction by everyone I hate….had the potential of being fucking exciting….because ever she’s admitted she has a fat dumpy ass capable of causing damage…but instead the top and bottom split reveling nothing but a little thigh and/or knee…..in what the dress was supposed to do….what a waste.


Spoiler alert – Jennifer Lawrence wins.

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2013

28

Jan

Erin Heatherton Not Modeling Lingerie of the Day


Every once in a while someone talented in one business decides to cross over into another…and ruin whatever credibility she built up in one….by failing at the other…instead of sticking with what she’s good at….this is like Lohan the actor releasing music….Jordan the basketball player taking up baseball…only the bikini model…turned non-bikini model version….and it’s safe to say “send this body back to where she came from”….not that trashy low level photoshoots with fake autographs on them aren’t a step up from getting paid millions to barely cover her vagina…oh right…yeah they totally aren’t a step up from what we are used to….bummer.

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2013

28

Jan

Camille Rowe for 3 Suisses Swimwear of the Day

Camille Rowe is a model who normally poses topless…but I figure if you can’t get her topless you might as well get her in a bikini…even if that bikini is barely erotic…except maybe for the one hard nipple pic – that escaped being edited out by not being a Victoria’s Secret tame as hell shoot…but instead being some sporty bootleg ROXY/Billabong looking shit that is hardly the kind of bikini shoot I could really jerk off to….

I mean I get that these models need to go corporate to pay for their lavish lifestyles when men and the client isn’t paying…but as a corporation hiring her, they should have a responsibility to be true to her as an artist….and artist who normally gets topless.

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2013

28

Jan

Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi Naked in Shameless of the Day

I don’t watch Shameless….because I am too busy doing more important things like staring at my wife while she sleeps contemplating whether tonight will finally be the night it all ends for her….it’s far more exciting….and aspirational thinking and better for the soul than seeing some drunk deadbeat dad and his slut kids doing white trash things….cuz I live that shit and prefer to not spend my spare time on it….not to mention I don’t have a TV, but I do have the internet and thus access to the good parts….like Emma Greenwall and Stephanie Fantauzzi nude….

Here’s that Emma chick….

Here’s that Stephanie Chick

Posted in:Emma Greenwall|NSFW|Stephanie Fantauzzi

2013

28

Jan

Severina Vuckovic Bikini Photoshoot for Old Times of the Day

These pics are from August…but when it comes to Croatian superstar bikini pics…they usually take a good 6 months to matter….and even after those 6 months…they don’t really matter…they are just a good reminder or excuse to post the
SEX TAPE SHE ONCE STARRED IN …..that didn’t make her Kardashian famous…cuz Croatian singers don’t matter….but that should have led to a porn career cuz she’s pretty good at sex tapes…..


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Posted in:Severina Vuckovic

2013

28

Jan

Sophie Turner in a Bikini of the Day


Sophie Turner is an interesting case of low level model with a dream….a dream that didn’t include her Law Degree she was in school for….a law degree most low level models wish they were capable of getting….but were just too retarded to pull off…..

So as instead of working that gig….she decided to focus on getting half naked and showing off her fake tits and fat ass….unsure of where that could take her into her 30s….she decided to risk it….cuz sometimes the logical 1,000,000 dollars a year you’re already lined up to make as a lawyer….for the rest of your working life….is not as appealing as the 1,000,000 dollars you’ll make in your entire modeling career…if some hip hop act pick you up and get you pregnant…

She’s gone back to law because I guess, like us, she’s figured out that she’s never had a paying modeling job and it was a dumb strategy….but she still has the urge…the craving…the desire to be wanted…so she produces pics of herself in a bikini and that’s ok with me….cuz she’s got a body.


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