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2013

01

Feb

Miley Cyrus Turns Me On ON of the Day

Sure this isn’t the most erotic pic of Miley Cyrus…you know of her doing yoga on the beach….or WALKING AROUND THE BEACH IN A SHEER DRESS but she’s sticking her tongue out at black people and showing off just how small she actually is with what looks like a long lean body in pics….skinny enough to break in half if I actually had a penis that wasn’t invisible or a barely visible lump when hard…not that I get erections anymore….but I would really try to if Miley came along…cuz this meal ticket…is at her prime….the best she’s ever been…it’s all downhill from here….making her little bra she’s showing off under her wifebeater look like something fun to cum on….to divert her attention while turkey basting her with a previous load…she’s that good.

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2013

01

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Side Tit of the Day

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If a trashy whore obsessed with being famous wears a dress her fake tit pops out of in a barely inappropriate….but inappropriate enough way…does it matter? I am gonna go with yes…because any girl no matter how relevant or famous she is….or how real or fake her tit is…or how garbage and useless she is….it’s still a tit put on blast for attention and as dude…we must notice and then look at our own woman and think….”shit, she’s inadequate, but I’ll fuck her anyway cuz she’s here and I’m horny”….provided you have women in your life…which I doubt…but you get what I’m saying….and that is that girls with any sex appeal help the girls you fuck who have no sex appeal by giving you something to motivate you to fuck them….it makes babies…so in some ways Joanna Krupa is a benefit to society and here I was thinking she was just a pile of junk.

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2013

01

Feb

Bar Refaeli’s Awesome Go Daddy Commercial of the Day

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This is so obvious…but clever – GoDaddy who I pay every month and thus helped produce this commercial as a finacier….is branding themselves as sexy meets smart….and they decided to use Bar Refaeli as Sexy and some Fat awkward dude who may or may not have came in his pants as Smart….

I am impressed dude sold himself out like he was Precious, but I guess kissing Bar Refaeli lets a dude throw out his dignity…and allows himself to be the freak they are mocking by making Bar Refaeli make out with him….

Now, this is shot so fucking gross, it is more vulgar and graphic than shitty porn, and should be banned off everything……but instead it is celebrated as genius even if obvious…but people love how shocking a model who isn’t meant to kiss weird looking pasty dudes…It is against society’s way….I mean this is the girl who dated Sean White…..oh right…

It’s amazing what a girl will do for money….let’s call this the low point in her dying career….

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2013

01

Feb

Barbara Palvin Is Hot for Elle March 2013 of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the tall and luxurious heavily marketed 19 year old new blood that has only been getting her period for less than 5 years….making her relatively fresh compared to the other women Victoria’s Secret has been using…I guess she’s their rookie, their new Alessandra, the replacement pussy to pussy that has gone droopy and old……she’s ready to take it on…with all her Hungarian communist sausage eating ability…and I am ready to watch…cuz in pictures…when done up right….she’s fucking hot…

Here she is in Elle….making a name for herself…thanks to Victoria Secret….who need her to be a star…in order to sell more panties…cuz all the world needs is more panties….

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2013

01

Feb

Helen Flanagan is a Sexy School Teacher for Love It Magazine of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is a busty UK saap star…from Cornation Street, some blue collar ghetto shot shit that I used to watch and that gives me panic attacks cuz it’s so garbage….and this is coming from a dude who lives in a one bedroom, unheated, basement apartment with rats….but she was the flower growing amongst all the fucking shit I guess….and now she’s gone onto great things…like this photoshoot that screams cheap porn magazine pics before the porn happens…you know the whole first three naughty teacher pics to set the fucking mood…and I fucking love it…even if most my fantasys when it comes to school is not getting my Masters degree…but instead being that naughty teacher….cuz young college girls are fucking hot…

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2013

01

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom, an activity that I think ruins women on all fronts….cuz pregnancy has no glow…they just like to think that’s a glow…to make it a less disgusting experience….an experience that makes families, but rips apart perfectly good vagina…..

Seriously…I fear all things baby…..

But for some reason, a reason I call her awesoem body, I can see past that horrible torture she’s done to herself…kinda like eating out a hot girl you know has herpes, cuz it just doesn’t matter in the grand schemes of things…cuz she’s so hot….

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2013

01

Feb

Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Bra for Lucky March 2013 of the Day

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OMG! Lauren Conrad exists….she didn’t blow up with the rest of the cast of the HILLS like she should have…but I guess that’s because she’s gone onto bigger and better things….like posing in LUCKY magazine 5 years later, a magazine with a readership of at leaser 200 women at the gyno office….and she’s even showing a little bra to really set off fire alarms….letting us all know she’s not dead…even though she might as well could be….considering how much she matters now that her pollution has been taken off TV…..

And the real question is…how many dudes do you think have jerked off to her? I’m thinking not that many…

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2013

01

Feb

Daisy Watts is Trying to Be Famous the Right Way of the Day

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Daisy Watts is apparently a Glamour model, or aspiring Glamour model, with 25,000 twitter followers, some of which may be purchased…and she’s doing this fame game the right way…you know by pumping out smutty pics for the perverts on the internet to fall in love with her….and print up to masturbate on….or to do weird fan art of….cuz that’s what loneliness does to a man….

I figure if ever you have big old tits, posting pics like this, is the way to get ahead….cuz as of today….I now know who Daisy Watts is….she’s on my radar….and also on yours…and it only took 3 pics….

Life lesson learned girls….start snappin’ that snapper.

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2013

01

Feb

Rose McGowan is my Best Friend Showing Ass of the Day

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Rose McGowan probably wouldn’t tell you that we’re best friends, but I like to think of our exchange on facebook, when she deleted me after realizing I wasn’t one of Robert Rodriguez’s family members, was as magical for her as it was for me….you know when she told me I should change my internet persona to being someone far nicer….when I tried to explain that I am nice, this is all fun and games, I love all of God’s children equally, but if you’re gonna choose the fame game, I’m gonna choose to laugh at you…but never at you Rose McGowan…cuz you’ve aged gracefully, you’re classy, even with your ass hanging out of your pants, and all I want to do is hold you hand and tell you I care….

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2013

01

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Strategic Nudity for Instagram of the DAy

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I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky that Candice Swanepoel is a fucking fantastic half naked girl who is sometimes fully naked…like in this picture she posted to instagram…that wasn’t as spread open so I can see her cervix enough…but I’m hard to please….and cervix porn is only something I get into when I really like the girl and want to see how fertile she is…you know so I can really imagine spilling a glass of my semen in there….so that our love can last forever with a new baby…

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