2013
01
Feb
I prefer when EVAN RACHEL WOOD …is showing off her little lovely NIPPLES in photoshoots….you know to show us just how artistic and wild she is…like that time she dated Marilyn Manson…pretending to be all Goth and different…while really just being a huge fucking phony…cuz that’s the whole foundation of acting…or being an actor….
But I still don’t mind lookin at her in Cosmo….cuz I got nothing better to do….
Posted in:Evan Rachel Wood
2013
01
Feb
These girls are built to last….at least for a minute…which is long enough because in that moment of glory…their window of opportunity…their time to shine…they are getting nude pics shot of them and their greatness…like their tits…and pictures last a long time….even forever….far longer than they’ll be around…and that’s a lesson for all you girls…cuz when you’re 50….the memory of you at your prime…may not be enough for you…or your husband to remember the glory days…get that shit in pictures…cuz you lose it fast….and then send me those pics to save for safe keeping…I’m really good a keeping nudes….
Here are Rosie Jones and Holly Peers looking awesome.
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW|Rosie Jones
2013
01
Feb
Thaiz Schmitt that you don’t need to be pretty….or beautiful…or talented…or relevant…or really an anybody…to get noticed by the paparazzi…you just need to be wearing a skimpy bikini….obviously…I’ve never heard of this chick, but realized I don’t need to hear about these chicks to love looking at them in pics wearing bikinis…crawling around and working it like it’s some kind of softcore photoshoot….because I think it’s safe to say…I’d watch any and every girl do that….and it doesn’t even have to be in paparazzi pics…I’m perfectly fine with facebook albums and instagram uploads….cuz every vagina deserves to be masturbated to at least once.
Posted in:Thaiz Schmitt
2013
01
Feb
Today’s Lovely and Beautiful stepGIRL can be found on target=”_blank”>INSTAGRAM and she is Amazing….
I wish I could say the highlight of my life was debating inny versus outty vaginas on twitter…or even calling up some random girls who I follow or who follow me…but the real highlight of my life is sleeping….that’s why I gotta go back to bed….I’m still drunk on pussy juice.
Here are some morning links…
This Goat is Beat Boxing and I Don’t Understand How – VIDEO
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Cities of the Future – A Gallery
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Arcade Dancing: Level Asian – VIDEO
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So Who Wants To Pretend They Broke Into Courtney Stodden’s House To Ogle Her In A Bikini?
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Hey Parents, Tell Your Dumb Ass Kids…
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Awesome Celebrity Tweets of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan is Headed Back to Court, For Different Reasons This Time
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Free Cam Shows for Your Friday Morning (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Gets Naked (NSFW)
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Charge: High School Teacher Had Sex with SEVEN Students
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I’d Like to Be All Over Stephanie (NSFW)
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And Today in Almost Car Crashes – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
31
Jan
Today’s stepGIRL just turned 18 – we have the birth certificate – find her on INSTAGRAM
The stepLINKS are late…but at least your wife’s period isn’t….or that girl you had a one night stand with…I mean….that rubber vagina you pretend you had a one night stand with cuz it is the only thing that will ever love you….you virgin fuck.
Here are the stepLINKS…
Kim Kardashian Pregnant Tits Are Gonna Be With Us for the Next 5 Months
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This Female Reported Shut This Chicks Ass Down and It’s Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever – VIDEO
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Sexy Yellow Bikini Gag…..
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Tiffani Amber Theissen the Old Years
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Megan Fox Covers Marie Claire UK
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Beatboxing Goat
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And Now, The World Record for the Fastest Jumproping EVERRRR! – VIDEO
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30 Things You Should Probably Learn About Tina Fey
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Carla Gugino Is A Sexy Busty Cougar
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Lindsay Lohan Sadness of the Day
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Some Sexy Girls in the Kitchen (NSFW)
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Amanda is Dark and Mysterious and I Like It
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Free Cam Shows Will Get You Thought Even the Worst Day (NSFW)
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When Trolls Get Taught Lessons
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Braless Britney Spears is Lovely
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Surfer Rides Biggest Wave Ever
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Tara Conner Tits at some Miss Nevada Shit…
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World Record for Fatest Jump Rope
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The 20 Awesomest Chalkboard Bar Signs – Alcohol and Art WTF
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She’s Toying Her Pussy and We Get to Watch (NSFW)
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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE IT LOOKS LIKE VINCE IT FINALLY DOING THE MOVIE!!! IT ALL WORKED OUT!!!
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I Wish These Real Housewife Cunts Would Just Kill Each Other in a Cat Fight and Get This All Over With
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Lilly Roma is Stripping (NSFW)
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How About Some Rough Lesbian Sex
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Nicole Kidman Upskirt from “The Paperboy”
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Have You Seen Jessica Simpson’s Latest Weight Watchers Commercial
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I Would Fuck Shay Mitchell
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Lucky Car Avoids 2 Crashes
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Carla Gugino Big Cleavage
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Beyonce is Getting Ready for the Superbowl – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Aida Yespica Assumes Her Position
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Most Anticipated 2013 Films
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These Best Friends Are Getting It On
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Yes ANOTHER WTF Photo (NSFW)
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Die Hard: AN INFOGRAPHIC
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Surfer Rides Largest Wave Ever – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Just A Video Of A Smoking Hot Suicide Girl Named Katherine (NSFW)
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A Gallery of Raver Sluts (NSFW)
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Warning: Viewing These Pictures Will Result In Strenuous Use Of Your Facepalm Hands (29 Pics)
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Save The Children: More Celebrities You Wouldn’t Want Visiting Your Kid’s Classroom
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Tina Kay and Danielle Maye (NSFW)
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Sailors Wear Navy Uniforms To Porn Expo. America, Fuck Yeah. (NSFW)
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NYC: Ladies Who Attended “House Of Cards” Premiere
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Oh You Know, Just Some Big Old Amateur Tits (NSFW)
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Dakota Fanning Just Turned 18, Did a Nude Scene
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Roseanne Has a New Sitcom – Oh My.
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Snowboarding Fail or Win
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Lucy Pinder Presents the Car Special of the Day
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The Cutest Little Piggy EVER
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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CLERKS XXX PORN PARODY
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Awesome Nude in Public Clip
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Emo Hidden Cam Fuck
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Double Penetration
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Gross Masterbaking
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Some Romantic Video of a Hairy Girl Fucking a Shifter
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Good Old Amateur Fuck
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Amateur Teen in the Public Bathroom
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AWESOME AMATEUR WEBCAM SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2013
31
Jan
You know why it’s ok for Rihanna to be a broken girl…because she’s ridiculously fucking rich and famous..and rich and famous people don’t have problems…and even if they do…they don’t matter…cuz they are rich and famous and can buy themselves happiness…and even if she’s just totally fucking broken, which I don’t think she really is….cuz she’s smiling and having fun with things, even with her abusers….it just doesn’t make a difference for her…or her life…she’s set…has nothing to prove..and nothing to worry about…and I like watching her….she’s doing way better than all the girls in her high school who are fat, have 5 kids with different men who probably beat them and no one writes articles about it….and who make beds all day at rich people resorts….
You see…it’s hard to take anything seriously…but it’s easy to stare at tits….
Posted in:Rihanna
2013
31
Jan
I am really not interested in Courtney Stodden, her stripper publicity stunt, pretending to be an underage bride with the most insignificant celebrity ever, just to get her foot in the door, it’s just nonsense noise and we’re too busy for that shit…but I’m torn…cuz she’s in a bikini…and staged, crying for attention or not, does it really make any difference at all, cuz you know, she’s still in a bikini and that’s all that matters…cuz her body is rockin’ even if the rest of her is gutter trash….
Posted in:Courtney Stodden
2013
31
Jan
Gemma Arterton is a babe…..she’s in the new Henzel and Gretel movie that is apparently changes lives according to the people who are behind the movie….while no one else I know has seen or cares about its existence…but they should cuz this Gemma girl and more importantly her awesome tits….are gonna be in it…and that is usually enough to motivate you to stream the shit for free…cuz this is the internet motherfuckers and I am the only asshole who still pays for movie…but I only do that cuz I rob my wife for the money…and I figure it’s more fun to pull a peewee in public than on my computer that I’m on all day anyway…..
Posted in:Gemma Arterton
2013
31
Jan
UFC girls are pretty much strippers…you know the typical show girl type who moved to Vegas with big stripper dreams and tight stripper jeans….only to luck out being the vagina in an otherwise super homosexual sport…
So our first UFC girl is Edith Labelle – she’s in an amazing lesbian themed video of some UFC ring girl named Edith Labelle teaching some erotic mixed martial arts shit called kimura….and it’s hot like 90s softcore porn….
And here’s some Arianny Celeste in some bikini pics for instagram….cuz she’s the den mother….who everyone loves….
Posted in:UFC
2013
31
Jan
I don’t mind when models look like dudes…because I assume they go through some minor testing before getting hired…that involve proving they ahve a vagina…but then again..it is the fashion world…and they do all kinds of obscure things trying to be artistic and trendy….but I’ll take the boner I’d like to have looking at these as a sign that she’s girl enough….those legs…that skinny..amazing..she’s not Gross at all….even though that’s what her name wants you to believe….
Posted in:Milou van Groesen
