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2013

31

Jan

Beyonce’s Half Time Superbowl Rehearsal of the Day

I know during the half time, you’ll probably be taking a shit from all that chili and nachos and beer….you know while letting your wife sit on the couch and dance around….because everyone knows the half time show is a fucking fail….even when Timberlake exposes Michael Jackson’s tit.

But I figure I’ll post her rehearsal video that she put up on Youtube to pump you up about something you’re bound to miss game day….at least if you know what’s good for you….I mean maybe it’d be a good time to tune into CNN or Fox News to catch up on the news…or maybe a Simpson’s rerun or whatever you idiots watch…mainly cuz Beyonce is the devil’s juice.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

31

Jan

Today’s Victoria’s Seceret Shoot of the Day


Gracie Carvalho is some Victoria’s Secret, corporately owned, token blackish girl so that they are viewed as totally politically correct, in what I like to think of as the GLEE phenomenon….where it is just so PC it’s almost mocking PC…..because let’s face it…PC is a pile of shit….

They are in St Barts, the paparazzi was there, because they were hired to be there, as this is a huge part of the Victoria’s Secret marketing plan….make these girls celebs….celebs we own…alll for getting half naked….and we will sell more panties to women who wanna be them….

And luckily…that concept works for me.


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2013

31

Jan

Harley Green is New Tits to Zoo of the Day

Harley Green is some new tits for Zoo magazine that I figured I would do a post on to encourage her in her first voyage into the land of international titty model….a place that is sometimes a little scary to fully jump into…especially if you were raised with morals and values and a dad who loved you….a place you never thought you’d be venturing into when you were growing up…cuz showing your titties is slutty and something you do for private time….before realizing that the money is easy, the fame is easy, and the whole thing just makes you better and smarter than girls working regular day jobs…too pussy to bother entering this amazing world…but resenting you for doing it….

Good luck on your journey Harley Green.

Posted in:Harley Green|NSFW

2013

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

stepGIRL proving sometimes the best shirt is no shirt can be found on INSTAGRAM

So my friend invited me to a hot tub party at his mansion..because that’s the kind of friends I have you know being a dirtbag internet celebrity in 2006…who never made money off the internet but saw a lot of other people make money off the internet.

So I show up, cuz it’s winter, and we can all use a free soak without the fear of creepy gay guys or cummed up water, like I am used to, you know these rich people keep their things in good condition….and I figure since dude is rich…he’ll have a pile of models…or hookers…or models who are hookers…or hookers who think they are models…to give me some tits to stare at….

Turns out…he was all alone…had a bottle of red breathing…love songs playing…I think maybe he’s officially my valentine…cuz despite neither of being gay…and no gay shit went down..it was one of the gayest experiences of my life…

Here are some morning links…

Snowboarding Fail…Or Win? – VIDEO
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25 Mouth Watering Examples Of “Dat Ass”
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A Poor Child Gets To Call These Two A-Holes “Daddy” And “Mommy”
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Candace Swanepeol Bikini Hotness
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Some Lexi Belle Hotness (NSFW)
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Victoria Beckham is Leggy on the Cover of Elle
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Karlie Kloss Poses Like a Pro for Vogue Spain Shot by Alexi Lubomirski
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Free Cam Show Sexiness
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Big Titty Teen Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal Challenges Kate Upton for Sexiest Super Bowl Commercial
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I’d Like to Be All Over Claudia (NSFW)
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Stripper Fail Hahahahahaha – VIDEO
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2013

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s stepGIRL can be found on her TUMBLR

Some soon to be college graduate came to me and asked what she was going to be now that school was over….I told her she’d probably just continue being a cum dumpster….not cuz I am a vulgar asshole…but cuz she really loves cum from any penis willing to shower her with it….either way, she wasn’t too happy about that…but there is comfort in what is familiar….I bring reality to the ladies in my life…I should be a college level career counsellor….

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Miley Cyrus is Doing Yoga in a Bikini
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Guess Who Didn’t Go to Jail Today?
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This Surprised Kitty is The Best Video Ever
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Lara Stone Pregnant
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Megan Fox for Marie Claire UK
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Amazing Dog Tricks
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The 40 Great GIFs of Drake on Degrassi
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Megan Fox is Probably Gonna Quit Acting
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Elle Richie is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Amy Cobb is a Proper Beach Babe (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Hellllllloooooooo (NSFW)
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Woman Accused of Trying to Kill Husband with Poison Vagina (THIS IS SAFE FOR WORK)
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Two Drunk College Girls Get Naughty at a Frat Party (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Lucy V is Stripping (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Almost Nipslip (SITE NSFW)
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Lindsay Lohanès New Lawyer May As Well Be My Cousin Vinny
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Girls Failing – A Gallery
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Emily Ratajkowski Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day
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Sexy Girl in a Fast Car
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Sarah Shahi Cleavage
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Sneak Peek Into SNoops New Movie
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Teresa Palmer See Through Babe
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Crazy Russian Prank
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How to Immobilize a Chicken
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Were Gonna Be Seeing a Lot More of Eva Green
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The Greatest Former Child Stars
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Brandi Glanville Reupholstered Her Vagina With Eddie Cibrian’s Money
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Tiffany is Orgasmic, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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New Orleans Reporter For the Win! – VIDEO
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Sarah Shahi is My Dream Woman
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Baby Bear Sneeze Attack
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Bar Refaeli is Big
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Monkey In a Snow Suit
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Leighton Meester for Cosmo
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Ski Jump Fail!
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Sluts in Cars – A Gallery (NSFW)
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The Comical Genius Of Zach Galifianakis (19 Pics)
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Teacher Of The Year: Math Teacher With No Clothes On Tweets Nasty Pictures While Smoking Joints And Calling Her Students “Jailbait” [Pictures-Video]
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This Sweet Teen is Teasing Herself (NSFW)
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Kate Moss Flowering Pussy & Tits (NSFW)
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Cops Get a Funny Surprise
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Claudia ROmani Has a Fun Ass and a Butter Face
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It’s Now Gracie Carvalho’s Turn To Work Her Bikini Body!
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Web Cam Slut is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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New Orleans Reporter for the Win
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Posh Spice for Elle
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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CLERKS XXX PORN PARODY
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Amazing Voyeur Dance Party
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Some Awesome Amateur Sex Cuz All Amateur Sex is Awesome!
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Sex on the Waterbed
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SOme Nude Beach Footage
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Playing With Her Tits
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Cum Slut
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

30

Jan

Miley Cyrus Does Bikini Yoga of the Day

Last week, Miley was in Costa Rica with some friends…and in being in Costa Rica she did some spiritual fitness to cleanse her evil, money grubbing, spoiled brat soul, by “totally trying not to get fat cuz fat is so ewwww”….you see cuz she knows no one wants any of that…and I think she looks fucking awesome…her body is long and lean….tight and fit….bendy and fertile….and unfortunately, I’m a fucking fan of staring at her looking like this….when I, more than anyone I know what to hate her at my core…and at her core…but all I can think about is how good she looks and how willing I’d be to eat her period…cuz it must hold magical powers I want dripping off my chin….She’s the best….at least these pics are the best….for the fucking win…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

30

Jan

Magdalena Frackowiak for Vogue Brazil of the Day

You know this Magdalena Frackowiak babe is really not all that bad looking….no wonder Victoria’s Secret abducted her and made her sign her soul over to the devil….not that these are Victoria Secret pics….those are in the works in St Barts….and sure we’ve seen her TOPLESS MODELING BEFORE ……and topless is better than bikini….but I’ll take what I can get…now that she’s all corporately owned….like a McDonald’s Happy Mean…only she keeps her burger in the wrapper….unfortunately…

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2013

30

Jan

Spring Breakers Have a New Trailer of the Day

Here’s the Harmony Korine mainstream effort.. but more importantly the Selena Gomez / Vanessa Hudgens anti Disney Effort…you know full of dubstep and young party girls….in some weird sexed up college spring break party’s new trailer….and unfortunately…I want to see this shit…even though I’ve pretty much seen the whole movie already…it reminds me of what I’ll be doing this spring break….booty and bikini clad bitches…..

Posted in:Spring Breaker

2013

30

Jan

Pole Dancer Eats It is the Viral Video of the Day

There is just something about watching a stripper eat it when doing some pole dance that always makes me laugh….maybe because it reminds me of my youth, where the only strip clubs I was allowed in involved at least on on stage overdose a month, or maybe it’s just funny to watch a girl eat it, especially when she’s not stripping the way you’re supposed to strip…you know by taking off her clothes…but instead is stripping in some performance art bullshit that ruins the whole basis and foundation of the pole dance…maybe that’s why it broke from under her….cuz even the pole was like “girl….stripping pole dances only….leave your art fag shit at the lesbian art center”…..

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Jan

Rita Ora’s Big Tits Did a Concert of the Day

Rita Ora is the new Rihanna…at least that is what Jay Z is hoping now that he owns her…and the timing is pretty good…you know since Rihanna sympathizes with men who beat the fuck out of her for publicity…or because she’s broken….so it is only natural to replace her unpredictable, gone nuts from all the fame shit, with some new tail, with big old tits…..and here she is touring her new album….but she’s gotta a lot of proving to do…cuz there was a minute when she was banging a Kardashian…and she didn’t take advantage of the situation and burn down the fucking house with everyone inside….making me kinda hate her…but at least she’s got some tits…cuz tits make everything ok.


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