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2013

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Jan

January Jones Isn’t Giving me Boners in Vs. Magazine of the Day

January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl in the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….and the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…that she did a good job keeping secret…because I guess it is the only interesting thing she did in her life….and now she’s in VS magazine….celebrating her recent breakup….because no one wants to get stuck with a single mom….they are against Jesus’ way…

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2013

31

Jan

Sara Jean Underwood Has Gone Back To Smut of the Day

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It’s nice to see things coming full circle…with this Sara Jean Underwood girl….it’s a history repeats itself situation…where she dated Ryan Seacrest…and got cocky…thinking shit “I don’t have to do PLAYBOY NAKED SHOOTS ANYMORE …..I can go mainstream….so she got a gig on TV…she left nudity behind her…even though that’s all people wanted and the only reason she was on the show…and then the show got cancelled and now she’s tweeting shit like this….Remember girls…smut always wins…

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2013

31

Jan

Katia Ivanova Topless Shoot of the Day

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Ronnie Woods’ ex wife…the one who he married at 18 before beating the fuck out of her….at least that was the rumor..

Now, I don’t think beating girls is right…but at the same time, I don’t see it as a real shocker when a russian hooker you’ve been on drug benders with for a while….who is only 18 or 19….and dating your 68 year old ass cuz you’re a huge billionaire rockstar….and can get her exposure steps out of line…cuz she’s a recipe for disaster…sometimes…lessons need to be taught….and things need to be put back in place….and really she came out on top…and probably gets monthly payment…not making it alright…but with him she’d probably be in the gutter somewhere…so whatever…right?

Well, as a billionaires ex wife, she’s making interesting moves….doing topless shoots….like she still matters…and as long she gets topless she still matters.

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2013

31

Jan

Katrina Bowden at the Gym for Old Navy of the Day

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Katrina Bowden had her moment at the top in American Reunion…where she played some bimbo who I don’t even remember if she got naked or not….but she was better to look at that Tara Reid…despite loving Tara Reid and being more that willing to lick off her genital scabs…the new blood is a little less haggard and doesn’t require stuffing her uterus back inside her half dead party body….

Well now she’s made the big move to pretending to work out in the weakest of ways for Old Navy…and like all girls working out….I am totally into watching….squat, sweat, stretch…..almost hot enough to make me go to the gym…but they don’t consider jerking off in the gym…a trendy workout routine…even if it is my only work out routine…

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2013

31

Jan

Miley Cyrus Puppy Fetish Continues of the Day

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I have a crush on Miley Cyrus…I think she’s a lot of fun…or at least worth watching in pictures of her weird privileged brat…..you know childhoodless child star who daddy exploited to finance his one hit wonder life he was used to….but couldn’t maintain….you know cuz of the whole one hit wonder shit….

She’s the kind of girl I’d want to get pregnant….but not have to interact with….so I just jerk off on her pictures and tape them to my wall. I’m romantic like that.

She’s the queen of puppy and tight body girl erotica on social media…and here’s her latest puppy on her legs….her lean….lovely legs I’d leg to wear as a scarf as my mouth gets lost in her fleshy panty filler.

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2013

31

Jan

Carolyn Murphey Modeling Some Bikini Tops of the Day

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Carolyn Murphey is a lot of fun….and I am just saying that because she was involved in a Sex Tape that is available all over the internet…despite her having a team of lawyers run after anyone who posts it….cuz the internet always wins when it comes to this kind of thing…because the world is too vast…and the nerds are too smart…that US Law can’t case after some server in the middle of a some African war lord run mountain chain….but these idiots celebs and models don’t get that…and don’t realize they shoulda never videotaped themselves fuckin if it wasn’t a play to get more exposure…when it is always a play to get more exposure…it just doesn’t always work out the Kim Kardashian way….making them scramble to erase the shit…and pretend it never happened….it doesn’t matter…what matters is that she’s posing in a bikini top for some eyeglass company….

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2013

31

Jan

Francesca Fisher-Eastwood Bikini of the Day

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The nice thing about being Clint Eastwood’s 19 year old daughter….is that you don’t need to be fit….or hot…or really talented to get work in the movies….but more importantly…you don’t even need to get work in the movies…cuz daddy’s probably worth 500,000,000 dollars or more…and that makes for a pretty relaxing life….a life I wouldn’t mind trying to K-Fed!

Here she is in a bikini….

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2013

31

Jan

Magdalena Frackowiak for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is getting serious press lately…holy shit…you sign your soul over to the devils at Victoria’s Secret…and all of sudden you’re fucking everywhere…

I mean this has been a work in progess…she’s been with the company for 1 year….you know where they first gave her a taste of their power at their fashion show….which slowly got her addicted to their cult….making her willing to do anything for their cult….to one day be one of their angels and when she was really eager and desperate..they had their lawyers write up the contract…and here we are today….lookin at half naked pics of her….when just 2 years ago we were looking at full naked pics of her….cuz they’ve put some marketing budget into her….you know so she can be the new, younger Candice…cuz their stable of horses fall off and get old….and need replacement….with better, younger, more fertile models…and I think she’s a fucking babe.

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2013

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Jan

Eva Longoria’s Obama Ass of the DAy

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I would have assumed that this self-hating, first generation, whiter that a white person, Mexican who was spoiled as a kid cuz her parents where just so happy to be in America….would be more of a gun totin’ Texas Republican….since that’s where she’s from…and more importantly…since as a self-hating Mexican…who is also rich…her initiative of choice is to crack down on illegals…unless they are willing to fold her laundry for 5 dollars an hour…cuz sometimes when you lose touch of the fact that your daddy jumped the fence…when you lose touch with reality…

But I guess that’s not very “hollywood” something she tries so hard to be a part of…..So what better way to show your political stance than to wear it on your motherfuckin ass….unless she is being ironic….who knows…but more importantly…who cares.

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2013

31

Jan

Julia Lescova is Pretty Awesome for FHM France of the Day

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Julia Lescova is amazing…I never heard of her before today…but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t matter…you see cuz me knowing about a babe and whether she exists or not doesn’t make a bit of a difference as to whether she’s a babe or not….you see I like to think I am God…at least when it comes to eating strange pussy…but I know there are millions of girls I would fuck….maybe even billions….of girls I would fuck…who I’ve never met….one man can only pull off so much….there are time and budget constraints here…

That said, she’s from Lativa, lives in LA, is the face of Guess, has been in Esquire, and now is doing FHM France….a little off the radar publication, that should be American Penthouse…but that’s ok…time always makes magic happen…especially when you’re just a little latvian in America with a dream….I think that was the premise of the show Perfect Strangers…but I can’t be too sure but what I can be sure of…is that she’s perfect.

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