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2013

04

Feb

Lana Del Rey for Numero of the Day

I have never found Lana Del Rey all that hot…I mean she’s a whole lot of smoke and mirrors and post production…but I can’t really hate what she’s doing…her songs are not shit…her image isn’t all that bad…even if it’s fake or set up for the media….a packaged fucking good that has been marketed properly thanks to her daddy’s money…maybe…but it worked…people ate it up and to hate is just useless partially cuz she doesn’t know who I am…so my opinion is irrelevant…but more importantly….who fucking cares if she’s legit or not…she is making money, living the good life, and is not overly offensive about it…especially when she’s modeling in magazines showing a little tit…a little topless…I have no choice but to be a fan…

To hate someone doing this climb to the top right goes against my life philosophy of hating people who don’t deserve this fame thing….her product is good and now she’s starting to look good…making all this good…..someone get me a thesaurus.

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2013

04

Feb

Kelly Brook Ass Cheeks in Shorts on Set of the Day

Kelly Brook is the new Katie Price…a Glamour model with retarded huge tits and a dream…who has managed to leverage those tits into unwanted pregnancy, some acting gigs and a clothing line….a clothing line she’s taking pics of in Miami…..showing a little ass cheek…cuz when you build your empire on being a slut…you gotta stay true to your roots…it’s what we expect of you….

Check out her cellulite….

Yummy…..it’s actually not as bad as I thought her estrogen filled legs would be… you know cuz based on her tits…I assumed she’d be a pile of sloppy….I guess she’s been planning this shoot a few months and thus starving herself….but dimples are still fun to point out…even if all you girls claim all girls have cellulite…I think it’s a conspiracy to allow yourselves to eat cake…cuz bitches love cake…


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2013

04

Feb

Nina Agdal’s Carl’s Jr Ad of the Day

Here’s SI’s latest and greates star they are building up to be the next Kate Upton / Brooklyn Decker / girl who doesn’t really deserve to be the next big thing in bikini modeling…but who has a good PR team or athlete boyfriend to be the next big thing in Bikini modeling…and I have a love hate relationship with her..mainly cuz she reminds me of this Downs Syndrome girl I used to have sex with cuz no one wanted to have sex with her and I am a charitable guy who understands a woman’s needs….you see cuz Nina Adgal’s face is a little corky…but that body is outrageous…but not as outrageous as the fact that Youtube hasn’t pulled this video for being inappropraite..cuz topless chicks in skimpy clothes straight fucking a burger….would get my account deleted…but I guess I’m not Hardees/Carls Jr…one of the companies straight killing the American public….

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2013

04

Feb

Celebs Babes At Superbowl Parties of the Day

In case you didn’t know…it was the Superbowl yesterday…and with being the Superbowl…there was a whole weekend of Superbowl activities….from corporate sponsored parties….filled with celebrity pussy…taking over New Orleans like it was a hurricane…even though New Orleans doesn’t need a Superbowl to be the best city I’ve ever been to…but I guess it helps…cuz celeb pussy makes everything better…even sports…From Candice Swanepoel, to Maria Menounos….we’ve got them all in the stepFORUM…..because corporations don’t see me as a valid media outlet to bring out to these things to take pics of it myself….jerks.


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2013

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wasn’t invited to the superbowl like all the other blogs…even though I love New Orleans…..and I didn’t watch the Superbowl cuz I hate sports and I hate commercials…but I did see the half time show because I love laughing at Beyonce’s thighs, her using her performance to hype up the return of Destiny’s Child by letting them sing with her at half volume, in what may have been the worst thing to happen to New Orleans since Katrina….so intense that the fucking Superdome shut the fuck down after she was done…

I did however stare at pics of amazing booty in a stepSHIRT ….

Living the dream…..

Oh You Know, Just a Rapping Flight Attendant, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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Anna Tatu Is a Sassy Czech Cutie (NSFW)
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LITTLE KIM IS TURNING INTO MICHAEL JACKSON
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Yes, That is Kendra Wilkinson’s Butt
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And That’s Why You Shouldn’t Jump Over Shit on Your Skis – VIDEO
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Julia is as Good a Reason to Visit Sweden as Any
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Celebrity Tweets of the Day
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Pictures of the Week
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Free Cam Shows to Cure Your Monday Blues (NSFW)
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Tim for Some Squirters! (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Cheryl Cole
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Penny Mathis Provides Us With a Little NSFW Pleasure
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Here’s How they Make the Balls for the Superbowl – VIDEO
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2013

02

Feb

The Liberty Ross Nude Pic of the DAy

Liberty Ross posed nude for the recent issue of the LOVE magazine that also feature Kate Moss’ awesome well traveled bush ….the highlight of the issue as far as I’m concerned…butt his Liberty Ross chick took the back seat, as she’s used, by getting nude to show the world what her husband or ex-husband, Rupert Sanders, left behind the night he stuck his dick in Kristen Stewart…..but then again, my portable air conditioner has more sex appeal than inbred Kristen Steward…leading me to think this Liberty Ross was either horrible in bed, or the kind of groupie mom who stops fucking when she gets the kid and retirement plan from Rupert Sanders..

I’d like to thank Jack for sending this in while I was drinking with a couple college girls…along with this insane note…that makes me think he should be drinking in a padded room….he’s a threat to society..

Her nipples are on the better side of perfect and something you could gnaw and bite on while whistling snow white tunes to get her more enraged. This would be a perfect relationship for me. I could pretend I was an angry dwarf and eat her pussy for days!

She was a model before selling her soul to her director ex-husband who cheated her after she made babies with him, possibly cuz her vagina got too loose to enjoy…so assume there are nudes of her out there already but these ones are new – so be excited….

Here’s the pic…

Posted in:Liberty Ross|NSFW

2013

01

Feb

stepLINS of the Day

Here’s stepGIRL LITTLE LOBBY one more time cuz I love her….and her glorious everything….

I don’t know why asking girls to spread peanut butter into their asses to make an ass peanut butter sandwich so that I can lick it up like a I was a fat lonely chicks dog while she plays the fat loney chick with a dog….doesn’t turn any of the girls I try to set these activities up with….

Don’t they know butter is fucking awesome….

It is the weekend…everyday is the weekend for me….but this weekened is Superbowl Sunday…the best day to bang wives who feel ignored by their husbands…get started now…but before you do…

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Meanwhile in Rossia, During a Basketball Game – VIDEO
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Nicole Kidman is a Fucking Liar
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Some Selena Gomez
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Kelly Monaco Full Frontal Nudity & Trimmed Bush
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The Best Cartoon Characters of the 90s
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Mia Malkova Has One Hot Ass (NSFW)
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It’s a Lovely Day at the Beach (SITE NSFW)
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Kanye West is Insane of the Day
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Groundhog Day: Explained – VIDEO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Running
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Bad Girls Club Fight of the Day
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Alicia and Lisa are Getting It On
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal vs. Emily Ratajkowski: The Carl’s Jr. Model Matchup
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Busty Teen Slut, Nuff Said (NSFW)
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has Cleavage….
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2013

01

Feb

Selena Gomez Cameltoe Fitting Pics for Springbreakers of the Day


Selena Gomez is trying to dirty up or sleaze up her image a little and she is doing it by being in a Harmony Korine movie where she’s in her bikini the entire time like some little college slut who loves dick…when her up until now her life has been a whole lot more disney, with staged relationships with gay dudes for publicity….all wholesome and clean….

So it is only natural that in this heavily promoted bikini heavy movie….the pics from her fitting would surface…and with all bikinis that are one size too small…there’s a lot of vagina definition going on….some may call it a cameltoe…I call it glorious enough to break the internet with all it’s jailbait sex offender in her 20s who looks 15 glory…..

It’s like having a glimpse of what Bieber never stuck his dick inside….

Awesome…even if I’m not a fan of hers…

She’s an inny.

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2013

01

Feb

Top 30 Babes on Bikes on Instagram of the Day

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Here’s a top 30 list of babes on bikes from instagram….cuz babes on bikes are hot…

I don’t know about you, but one of my favorite summer things to do is watch hot girls ride by…and right now I’m knee deep in winter..and ready for those glorious summer days to return….

What better way to do it that to look at pics of a better time in these dark winter months….to remind me of a time I know will come again….

I figure, if you buy State Bicycles bikes, maybe you can find these babes on bikes on instagram and as them to go on a bike ride for a Valentine’s Day magical…

These 30 babes may not be on State Bikes…but they should be…and so should you


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2013

01

Feb

Nina Agdal Behind the Scenes Half Naked Pics of the Day

Nina Agdal makes me laugh….because she’s the model that SI is pushing aggressively to be their next cover girl…despite having a bit of a handicapped looking face…and a banging body that she’s showing off in her bikini at her fitting for the Carl’s Jr Superbowl Ad she just did…and the highlight of it is not her retard lookin’ expression, or even her thong ass, but it is her amazingly deep and spiritual cameltoe….That pussy is hungry and feeding…grazing her bikini bottoms like a cow in the field…and I love it enough to ignore all her inadequacies….cuz that’s a mean..so mean it is angry cameltoe….

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