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2013

29

Jan

Nicole Neal Ass for Twitter of the Day

This just in….Glamour Models no one really know or care about…are just as slutty on social media as they are in their jobs…because that’s just the kind of girls they are…..and that’s pretty amazing…cuz that’s the only kind of girls the world needs.

Posted in:Nicole Neal

2013

29

Jan

Hulk Hogan Loves His Daughter Too Much and It is Amazing of the Day

Hulk Hogan, who is rumored to fuck his daughter…or at least jerk off to her, while he’s not fucking girls who look a lot like her…you know in a genetic attraction situation that happens all the time….a dad loves his daughter cuz he made like some scientist in the basement…and now society tells him he can’t fuck her…but they can’t break that love apart…not as he doesn’t touch her and just jerks off to the camera’s he’s got set up in her bathroom and bedroom….

When not filming sex tapes, he’s been photographed rubbing her erotically…and you’d think he’d pull back a bit when posting a pic celebrating her legs…..on twitter…that obviously people ripped him a new asshole for…cuz let’s face it…he’s known or at least the ongoing joke is that he lusts after his baby girl….

This was his reaction…to the uprising….

I think it’s safe to say the more positive things he has to do….is he was talking about was trying to get Brooke Pregnant…in his mind….while taking a bath…

Come on people, can’t a guy like his daughter….a little too much….

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2013

29

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski at Her Carl Jr’s Fitting of the DAy

Emily Ratajkowski is perfect. I have already written her ten Valentines Day cards…but I have no where to send them….so I just keep them in a box…in the hopes that one day we meet…so that I can give her the jar of semen she’s made me produce….along with all the love letters of written her….it’s bound to impress her and make her fall in love with me…so that we can live a Disney Fairytale love story…with a double wedding…so that I can stare at her body all day….

This strategy is not designed to creep her out…it’s not even designed…it is just what my soul is telling me to do to show her the passion I have for her…you know how much I care…..for her amazing body….a body so good….practically perfect… that I don’t understand why it isn’t top of the charts famous….when so much gutter shit like Kate Upton’s gunt is…

Emily Ratajkowski….I choo choo choose you…..be mine.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

29

Jan

Rosie Jones and Friends in Nuts Super Boob Issue of the Day

Hilarious…I just like the fact that NUTS puts out an issue called the Super Boob Issue….it’s journalism at its best…it’s like a huge fuck you to any journalism school they were probably kicked out of….by saying all it takes is tits to run a successful publication in this day and age…cuz tits get hits and people will always care about tits…all we have to do is celebrate tits all the fucking time with the same girls with great tits…and we will make millions with advertisers who don’t fear tits…and they do….

It’s like they got it all figured out…and the forumla is so fucking simple….makes me feel like a bit of an idiot….

Here are some highlights from their Super Boobs issue…yes…it is called their Super Boobs issue….Ridiculous…but hey…look at those tits…


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Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

29

Jan

McKayla Maroney is Headed in the Right Direction of the Day

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Gold medal winning meme…who is not 18, but I figure if she’s old enough to represent your country and win for your country and make millions in sponsorship from your country….

She’s old enough for you to look at sexually…not to mention I’m in Canaada where 14-16 is legal, but I don’t recommend it…cuz dirty, unprotected sex loving 20 somethings who have learned the ropes, been beat down a few times, open minded to anal and other things the youth fear, despite it being the best form of Birth Control…and god doesn’t take away your V-Card if you do it….

You see, I don’t like the under 18s at all…except maybe when they are walking around in the summer in booty shorts and I can’t tell they are under 18 until their dads give me dirty looks knowing they do the same to their friend’s daughters….

But I do like an athlete turned actor, faced with so much attention, starting to hit social media with videos dressed like a tart….cuz I know what’s gonna come when the general interest in her disappears…and so do you…cuz it always fucking does

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

29

Jan

I like Amber Anderson of the Day

I don’t even know who this Amber Anderson is….but I know that I like her….I’ve never heard of her before and either has the internet…I just googled her…and all I found was some black hip hop model and video star…leaving this Amber Anderson some big booty shorts to fill….so that when you google her name, she becomes the number 1…cuz all I know is right now, in this moment, she’s my number 1…..but I have ADD and will forget she exists in another minute. Who is this again?

Posted in:Amber Anderson

2013

29

Jan

Dakota Fanning’s Awkward Glamour Shoot of the Day


Not quite a girl, not yet a woman is what’s going on here….she’s 18…almost 19…but you probably remember her as the 10 year old who acted like a 40 year old at least in interviews…who was marketed as some prodigy in acting…which I didn’t know could exist…since acting, despite what the industry tells you, is a fucking joke and requires no real talent whatsoever, but they don’t want you to know that all it takes is an ego, or insecure freak, or a kid with money hungry parents who think they shat out gold when they birthed their brat…..who doesn’t fear humiliating himself on camera or in a room full of people…while taking themselves seriously reading someone else’s lines….not that that has anything to do with this post…what this post is about is that she got hit with the Haley Joel Osment childstar curse of what was once a cute thing pedophiles cut out pics from magazines of…has turned into this low level sex appeal….maybe she needs less clothes on to make me see the light…but right now…she’s boring…for Glamour…and these are the pics.

Posted in:Dakota Fanning

2013

29

Jan

Kate Upton in Lingerie for Zoo Magazine of the Day


I am sure these are old pics of Kate Upton that Zoo Magazine just bootlegged for an article on the greatness that is Kate Upton…because in the UK, a land filled with gremlins you can’t feed after midnight, she is am American bombshell….that all their working class chimney sweepers get hard for while looking at their toothless wives as they eat their beans and porridge…or whatever it is they eat in the UK…..

I mean seriously…I can see her fucking belly hanging over her weird fat chick lingerie…and I know this has already been photoshopped…it’s just fucking awkward…and embarrassing.

Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

29

Jan

Amanda Seyfried Thong Ass of the Day


I am a huge fan of Amanda Seyfried…whether she’s clothed or not…and not because I find her exciting…if anything I find her boring with her unshowered, unkempt, borderline disgusting, lazy, medicated hustle….even if a girl who is willing to face the paparazzi looking like shit…you know fresh out of bed after a bender…but still fuckable…..is hotter than any Kim Kardashian type who has an on staff hair and make up person to smoke and mirror all you idiots into thinking she’s hot…

I just like the way she’s played her career…she does the Disney shit, the blockbuster shit, the indy lesbian nude scene shit….it what is a perfect balance….for her perfect little body…I’d like to K-Fed.

That said, this is her getting into a car after the SAG awards rockin’ a thong….


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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

29

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute for Mango of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is some Victoria’s Secret model in some non-Victoria’s Secret catalogue shoot for a company called Mango….and I’m posting it because I like to take every chance I get to promote brands who don’t pay me….as long as they use models I want to fuck…it is a hobby of mine…you know give exposure to billionaires who don’t fucking bother with me….all cuz I want to fuck the girls they brought into wear the shitty sweatshop made clothes….even if I can just use the top right search bar…or click her highlighted name under this post to see her naked….or maybe…just maybe…it’s an excuse to link TO HER ON THE BEACH FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET HALF NAKED without giving those monsters at Victoria’s Secret the satisfaction of winning again…..even though they always win.


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