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2013

28

Jan

Cara Delevingne Titties for LOVE Magazine of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a hot new model who I assume has been around for a while…but who is really making moves now….unless you consider being in Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, being the face of Burberry, H&M and walking fashion shows for major design houses making moves….which I don’t cuz making moves to me means showing her tits for magazines…I don’t care what ads this 20 year old has been in prior to today….I just care about seeing her tits today…even if tits aren’t that taboo or naughty or even worth freaking out over….I still am old school about this shit and love staring at em….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2013

28

Jan

Miranda Kerr Instagram’s a Bikini Pic of the Day

I didn’t feel that one post on Miranda Kerr was enough today…so here she is in some bikini pics she posted to social media…cuz she’s a bikini model…and she does bikini far better than non bikini models…even when she’s doing it for free…or in what I like to call charity….like seeing a rockband perform at some dive bar…just in efforts to keep it real…in a “we don’t just do it for the money” kind of hustle…

I like to think that whenever I see a babe in a bikini who doesn’t have a modeling contract…when all drunk and bending over….totally giving me boners…I just can’t fully get into it cuz she’s not a professional…it’s like fucking a girl who isn’t a hooker….and expecting the same kind of performance….

Sure…some of the worst sex of my life have been with hookers…and some of the worst pics of babes in bikini has been brought to me by a corporation…but that exchange of money…makes it a more legit experience…

All this to say, I love Miranda Kerr in a bikini…but I love all girls in bikinis…you don’t need to get paid millions to make me jerk off to you….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

28

Jan

Rihanna is Fun on Instagram of the Day

Rihanna posted this pic of her in Barbados in a one piece cuz I guess she likes to remind herself of her roots every chance she gets…I mean that’s gotta be why her instagram is a mix of pro shots, weird slutty shots, and quotes from the bible in a what the fuck is going on with this babe and why do I like how tormented her soul is….I figure from small town to global recognition makes a person lose their shit…and I figure that even though she’s got handlers maintaining her social media…every once in a while the crazy she that pops up is her doing…cuz social media managers aren’t into losing their jobs for leaking pics of a bitch spread eagled smoking weed…with hard nipples….

ALl this to say…fame is fun to watch sometimes.

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2013

28

Jan

Stella Hudgens Has No Pants on of the Day


Stella Hudgens posted a pants off party pic to her social media…because like all girls…she’s craving attention…when always in the shadow of her older sister….getting perks from it and thinking it was cool….but beneath the surface knowing she had more to offer in this fame game…and at a young age already knows to start bringing it…cuz it’s only fair….you know in most homes the tweens fight over the car….in the Hudgens house they scramble on who can get the most naked for the most exposure on the internet…and you know what…I think their family is doin it right and everyone else with their morals and values…is doin’ it wrong…cuz I’m posting on this one…cuz nudity is awesome…even when it’s not fully gaping nude…she is just 17 you know…give her a few years before the gang bang porn happens..so that way you won’t get arrested watching it.

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2013

28

Jan

Kylie Minogue Gets Sexy For Australia Day of the Day

It’s nice to see that cancer didn’t get Kylie Minogue down…unless it was just a publicity stunt to justify why her pop albums were awkward….seeing as she was in her 40s…pretending it was still the fucking locomotion….

When it doubt blame it on cancer…I mean it’s something I’ve been doing for years in efforts to get free meals at restaurants….free movies…and free trips to Disneyland….

But cancer or not…she’s a survivor…and more importantly a patriotic as she’s doing her country like it was a record exec in the 80s before she got her first deal….rocking this Australia flag in her Australia Day pics….like it was a cumshot….

Posted in:Kylie Minogue

2013

28

Jan

Miranda Kerr is Amazing in February’s Jalouse of the Day

Miranda Kerr is fantastic….on all fronts except maybe her personal life…I mean she didn’t have to marry and get knocked up when she was in her prime…even if she had nannies to handle the kid and a metabolism that would allow her to bounce back from the kid…cuz it is easier when you are younger…or even if at the time her career could have gone either way and a young millionaire actor from the same town as her was a good option for a retirement plan….even if no one remembers who Orlando Bloom is but this wide faced beauty has taken over the world…but ultimately…none of that matters when we’re looking at her photoshoot pics….

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2013

28

Jan

Christina Milian Shows Nipple in her Bathing Suit of the Day


I guess Christina Milian’s nipple is numb from all that breast feeding…cuz it’s pokin out of her bathing suit….you know since she’s a fucking mom…a title that unlike “slut”, “coke whore”,”barely legal”…..isn’t at all exciting, or erotic….if anything, it is disgusting and the only thing it makes me think of is that she wasn’t showing her nipples in her 20s…when she was supposed to…except to famous rappers who she let cum inside her….but I am easy to please and still willing to look…cuz it really isn’t all that bad…even if it could have been so different.

Posted in:Christina Milian|NSFW

2013

28

Jan

Celebrity Vagina at the Screen Actor Guild Awards of the DAy

A babe from the stepFORUM must have gone to the SAG Awards last night…with prime paparazzi front row access….cuz she’s put together a mega fucking post of all the celebrities in their overpriced dresses they wear for free…looking their best…which is surprisingly not all that good…because the more I leave my house…the more I realize that celebs aren’t the hottest out there…they are just the ones insecure enough to chase a dream of having people praise them since daddy never hugged them….and what better way to praise yourself than to organize an award show to celebrate yourself….in what is such a silly industry…I should infiltrate instead of posting pics of it….


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2013

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am trying this new thing with sexting….I have decided to hit the online dating sites and find really horny….really fat….really lonely girls…you know the kind of cat owner who has practically given up…but this is her last shot at love…especially with Valentine’s Day just around the corner….and I make them fall in love with me. I’m a charmer like that….but the fucking with the lonely and depressing and fat and alone part isn’t the funny part…the funny part is when I get them to come meet for sex and I get my wife to answer the door.

Sure I haven’t puled it off yet…but I’m planning it and that’s what matters…cuz all great things start with a plan….and all great days start with the morning hangover dump.


LOL Dog Video of the Day
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Jillian is a Fine Piece of Ass (NSFW)
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The Only Reason Why Photoshop Was Invented – PHOTO
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Drifting, How NOT to Do It – VIDEO
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Ashley Greenes Sweaty Camel Toe
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Hank Hill VERSUS Christian Rock – VIDEO
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Here’s a Clip From That Steve Jobs Movie
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Pictures of the Week
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Free Cam Shows, Let’s Ease Into the Week Together
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Nerdy Blonde With Great Tits (NSFW)
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Twitter’s New App, Vine, is Covered in Porn
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Sandy is Sexy by the Pool (NSFW)
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And That’s Why You Don’t Text and Walk – VIDEO
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2013

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight’s amazing stepGIRL can be found on INSTAGRAM ….

So, I got a text from a girl saying that a guy she works with looks just like me and that it’s so funny every time he walks by her…she thinks it is me….so I write back saying “you should totally have sex with him”….and she says “that’s fucking disgusting”….

I don’t know whether I should be offended….

So, I got this new approach with girls….I figure if they don’t want to fuck me, I’ll invite them places that will make them so horny, drunk, disoriented that they have to fuck me, but I’m not a creep and don’t want to mislead…so my pitch is “wanna go to the strippers then let me fist you”….so far every girls says no…but I like to think it’s cuz they aren’t the ones for me…and not cuz I have the wrong strategy….not to mention no girl likes to admit she can get fisted…even though every girl is capable of being fisted….it will work on Miss right….even though I’m married and supposed to have already found her…but turns out we all make horrible, life changing, miserable mistakes we live with cuz they pay the rent.

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Nicole Kidman Was Humping Jimmy Kimmel and Here is the Video – VIDEO
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Nabilla Benattia Has Fun Shorts and Ass and Cameltoe
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Best Don’t Text and Walk
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Emma Stone Bra in Mag
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Ski Jump Fail
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LOL Dog Video of the Day
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New Facebook App Wants to Help You Bang your Friends, No Shit
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Taylor Swift’s Cleavage Is Back On Tour
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Kim Kardashian Offered Kris Humphries $10M To Go Away
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Your Weekly Dose of WTF
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College Cutie Has The Nicest Butt, Ever (11 Pics)
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Riley is the Tyoe of Girl I’d Like to Make My Wife (NSFW)
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WTF Photo for Friday Night
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Night Sexy (NSFW)
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Twitter Celebrates National #CleavageAppreciationDay
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Girls Night Turns Into a Fuckfest (NSFW)
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Celebrity Portraits Made Entirely of Candy (Photo Gallery)
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Taylor is a Busty Surfer Babe (NSFW)
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When Drunk Girls Go Wild (NSFW)
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Drunken Idiot
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Natalie Portman Modeling Lingerie
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Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs
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Reese Witherspoon Nipples in 1997
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Kitten Sits With Crossed Legs
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Oprah’s Got A Face Full Of Foreskins
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Rihanna’s COMPLETELY See Thru Dress Shows No Bra & Thong (NSFW)
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Ahhhhhh Marry Me Kate Winslet
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The Line Up for Coachella is Out and Here is Is
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The Druggiest Rock Stars of All Time
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Mia Has a Whole Bunch of GIFs and They Are All NSFW
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Gotta LOVE MILF Tits (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Hollywood Really Hates Math – VIDEO
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Claudia Romani is on the World’s Longest Vacation
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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HILARY SWANK CLEAVAGE
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Sleepless in Seattle Musical
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LeAnn Rimes in a Weird See Through Shirt
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Cute Dog Pulls Off Tricks
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If You Want it Done Right, Do It Yourself (NSFW)
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JLo Went Commando
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Jacky and Sharon Get It On (NSFW)
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Adventures Of A Pornhub Intern: Coked Up College Sex (NSFW)
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Shauna Sand Walking The Streets at Miami Beach Boardwalk
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Lesbian Sex Fantsy of the Day (NSFW)
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JENNIFER LAWRENCE NEVER GETS UP BEFORE YOU DO
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Brave Woman Teases Cheetah…..
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Claudia Romani is Awesome in a Bikini
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Celeb Portraits Made of Candy
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Nerdy BBW Gets Hammered
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Horrible UK MILF Gangbang
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Weird Amateur Spy Cam Clip
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Hot Amateur Girl Sex – With a Horrible Ending…
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