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2013

25

Jan

Emmy Rossum Promo Stills for Beautiful Creatures of the Day

Emmy Rossum is the worst….I only say that because she blocked me on twitter….but also because she’s a garbage actor who only gets work cuz she’s gets naked….and now that she’s been getting naked…she’s established a fan base…and is getting legit work…and it only took her 6 or 7 years of grinding before making it happen…

The moral of the story…don’t be scared to show your tits…cuz it can lead to a big movie deal….and if you need any advice just email them to me first…I’ll be more than happy to masturbate to them….

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2013

25

Jan

Agnes Nabuurs in her Panties for Vogue Netherlands of the Day


Agnes Nabuurs is some model who I didn’t bother looking up because I was too busy laughing at her name….because it makes me feel like I’m doing baby talk…or like I’m some immigrant store clerk or the Swedish chef trying to say no beers….but she’s in her panties for Vogue Netherlands….which I doubt is as prestigious as any other Vogue…but it’s still fashion erotica and that is my porn…all classy, misleading, filled with fake artistic direction and trickery to make money off smut…genius.

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2013

25

Jan

Some Springbreakers of the Day


Springbreakers is gonna be ridiculous….unless we’ve seen the whole movie in the paparazzi pictures…cuz this shit is over fucking hyped…and better leave some excitement that’s been under wraps like a threeway between all these poptarts trying to not be poptarts by agreeing to do a Harmony Korine movie……I get that he’s probably ready for the mainstream after decades of being obscure and this may be his take on it…but I’m hoping he stays true to pervert weirdo with some fucking nudity…cuz seeing Selena Gomez get rammed…by anyone including but not limited to Vanessa Hudgens…is awesome.

Posted in:Springbreakers

2013

25

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Fails in Terry’s Studio of the Day


This Doutzen Kroes….lingerie model….shoot in Terry Richardson’s studio is a serious fucking let down…it’s like dude has a book with pics of girls laying eggs, or of him eating them out, or of him stomping on his own dick…you know edgy and exciting, even if obvious pics that made him who he is…but he gets a babe….who is willing to do all those things cuz she’s a puppet…and this is what comes of it….depressing.

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2013

25

Jan

India Reynolds Topless in Page 3 of the Day


A day is not a day….without massive Glamour Model tits to stare at…at least that’s Page 3’s philosophy…they’ve been doing this set of tits in your daily newspaper for fucking decades and as far as I’m concerned it makes total sense…it brightens days and changes lives…

America would be a happier place if titties were everywhere…..from newspapers…to billboards…to workng to donut shop….shit just has a calming affect and makes our angry miserable lives seem not so bad…

Posted in:India Reynolds|NSFW

2013

25

Jan

Lady Gaga Looks Sad Cuz She Realizes She’s Lady Gaga of the Day


Here are some depressing pics of Gaga…apparently she’s just realized she’s Lady Gaga….and that’s a fate worst then death….even with all the money and socially awkward, loser, reject fans…..once you get to the top…of what you always thought you wanted….it’s very clear in her face….that it’s doesn’t change the fact that she’s Lady Gaga….her emotional damage runs deep….

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2013

25

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Amazing stepGIRL is @DIMALAUREN ON INSTAGRAGM

There’s something pretty special…some may even call it substantial…when an amazing looking girl…like all our stepGIRLS…invite me into their bathroom to take pics of them showering….knowing that when I was in my 20s…girls like this weren’t ever down to let me stare at them naked…they were too busy hunting down rich husbands….and you know what…it feels like things are turning around…like all I wanted is coming true….but then again….I’m still drunk and sometimes…booze makes me happier than it makes me angry and ready to throw down…or maybe it’s just this babe….making everything feel like it’s ok….

Here are some morning LINKS….

Husband Gets Revenge on His Cheating Wife – VIDEO
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These Are the Boobs You Are Looking For
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Leanna Decker Needs More Attention From All Of Us
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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BREAKING: Halle Berry Dipped Her Bare Breast In Guacamole
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LOL Dog Video of the Day – VIDEO
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I Don’t Care If Her Teeth Are Fucked Up, I’d Totally Bang Vanessa Paradis
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A Brief History of Accidental Nudity on Live Television
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Robotic Tail Makes it Easier Than Ever to Alienate Your Friends and Family
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Free Cam Show Sexiness For Your Friday (NSFW)
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# Sexy Friends Get Wild on the Web Chat (NSFW)
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Blonde Haired Madden is Sheer Perfection (NSFW)
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Doggie Doo Looks Like the Best Worst Game Ever!! – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

To see the GGW X stepGIRLS Naked Titties

So Girls Gone Wild…. DID THIS 1 SECOND WATER BOTTLE CHALLENGE …..and I said…make these girls stepGIRLS because stepGIRLS are the future…so Girls Gone Wild and DrunkenStepfather Did a Collab….like H&M and Karl Lagerfeld….or VANS and NIKE….only with half naked girls drawing stepGIRL on themselves and it was lots of fun….

Here are some links……

Say What You Want About Christian Bale, But That Dude is All Right – VIDEO
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This Commercial From Australia Got Banned For Throwing All Sorts of Dicks Around and It’s Kinda Amazing – VIDEO
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25 Fiercely Fit Bikini Bodies (PHOTOS)
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Alessandra Ambrosio Ruines Being Alessandra Ambrosio
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Hot Bikini Snowboarding
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Julianne Hough for Cosmo
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Husbands Revenge on Cheating Wife! For Sure Staged……but totally Awesome….
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Lindsay Lohan Just Can’t Catch a Break
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Former Teen Prostitute Zahia Dehar’s Sweet Rack
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Justin Bieber is a Little Asshole of the Day
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Eliza Carson is on Fire (NSFW)
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Bregje Heinen is Oh So Sexy (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows to Heat Things Up on a Cold Day (NSFW)
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The 5 Worst Moments in Super Bowl History – FAIL
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Anal Sex. Step 1, Locate The Ass. Check.
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Holly Peers is Almost Too Perfect (NSFW)
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Karolina Kurkova is a Babe
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Happy Bikini Contest Judge
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Mad Men New Season Teasers
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Cat Helps With Laundry
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What’s Better Than One Girl Getting Naked (NSFW)
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I Know I’m Gonna Sound Like an Asshole But I’m Really Digging This Taylor Swift is Pathetic Campaign and the Way It’s Been Gathering Steam
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Julianne Hough is Cosmopolitan’s February 2013 Cover Girl (Photo Gallery)
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Kelly Madison in the Shower (NSFW)
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Erika Christensen Paddle Boarding in a Bikini (SITE NSFW)
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This Girl Pees Herself in Public (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day Will Have You Asking All Sorts of Questions
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The Catwalk Reveals a Popped Out Boob in Paris (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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This Pilot Gets Very Close to Camera Person….
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Random Sluts at the Movie 43 Premiere
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A Fox A Cat a Bald Eagle
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Vanessa Paradis for H&M
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Audi’s New Autopark Car is Cool – But I Can’t Imagine It Being Safe….The Future is Scary….
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The 13 Most Lovable TV Alcoholics
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love Tits? (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Bikini Snowboarding Hotness – VIDEO
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HILARY DUFFS FACE?!
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Some Cosplay Craziness
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You Gon’ Learn Today: Teacher Faces Termination After She Posts Pictures Of Students With Duct Tape Over Their Mouths
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Rita Has a Great Set of Tits (NSFW)
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Bizarre Arty Nudes From “Game Of Thrones” Actress
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Adriana Lima @ IWC Schaffhausen Race Night Event
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Some Freak Balancing on a Bottle
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Heidi Klum Leather Pants
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Dirty Amateurs Get It On (NSFW)
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Aida Yespica Went to Miami
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Lindsay’s Team Turned Down DWTS Because She Isn’t Professional Enough For Live TV
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Squirrel Gives and Awesome “Oh Shit” Face
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Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs – The CLip
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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The world’s hottest user-submitted girlfriend porn!
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Emo Girl Fucks Herself in Car
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Anorei Collins Retarded Huge Tits
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Guyanese Girl Sucks Dick….
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Pantyhose Play is AMazing
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Blonde Teen Anal Play
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Cuddling with Mom
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Filipino Fuck
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Jan

Miley Cyrus in some Changing Room Twitpic of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome…who would have thought a novelty country act everyone made fun of and some stripper groupie who was impressed by a novelty star wanting the stick his dick and spend his money on her….would have created such a fit little braless thing….with long legs…all skinny and perky….rockin’ little shorts for her social media…making perverts everywhere forget she’s over 20….and pretend she’s still a teen…cuz her body looks like it is….

I’d like to thank Disney for jacking up their talent with peter pan drugs to keep them young forever….and I’d like to thank Miley for not ruining this by making it a picture not a video…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

24

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the DAy

I’ve been making fun of Ashley Tisdale’s face for a while…partially cuz it pisses off her die hard fans…and that makes me laugh…but also because I know she reads the site and I like lowering her self esteem so that she allows me to K-Fed her…you see cuz thanks to all her fitness..she has an ass I want to get pregnant with my mouth, fingers…and seed….

I guess all my cyberbullying is working…..because she’s hiding from the paparazzi…not letting them see her face….because she knows that’s her least attractive feature…she’s even tried to jack it up and fix it with surgery and that didn’t even work….and even if this has nothing to do with me….I find the insecurity…and the fact she gives a fuck cuz all her friends get work and she doesn’t….attributing her face to the reason why things aren’t working out….is pretty fucking HOT….


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