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2013

21

Jan

W Magazine’s Best Performances Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t read W Magazine, but apparently they have some Oscar issue where they take semi-erotic pics of the Oscar Nominees, which makes sense since we all like erotic, and the Oscars are in february….it just makes totaly logical sense…so much sense that I wonder why every magazine isn’t doing an Oscar issue…because Hollywood is the most important thing in America….idiots.

…Emma Stone….is on the cover….in her bra…if you care…and you do….

Here’s the list of girls.

MARION COTILLARD IN RUST AND BONE
CARMEN EJOGO IN SPARKLE
DREE HEMINGWAY IN STARLET
ELLE FANNING IN GINGER & ROSA
KERRY WASHINGTON IN DJANGO UNCHAINED
AMY ADAMS IN THE MASTER
FREIDA PINTO IN TRISHNA
KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IN ANNA KARENINA
JESSICA CHASTAIN IN ZERO DARK THIRTY
MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD IN SMASHED
DREAMA WALKER IN COMPLIANCE
NICOLE KIDMAN IN THE PAPERBOY

Here are the pics….

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2013

21

Jan

Erin Heatherton’s Bikini Spy Pics of the Day

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Erin Heatherton is some low level ex girlfriend of Leonardo DiCaprio, Victoria’s Secret model they are pushing hard, who is now being spied on my the paparazzi, like it isn’t totally staged by Victoria’s Secret to increase her stock, but what they should be doing is releasing their sex tape, cuz all I care about is seeing girls get penetrated…..but I don’t mind being reminded of my amazing peeping tom that isn’t official peeping tom cuz I was never arrested for it…even if I broke my leg because of it….past….cuz a topless chick or a changing chick is sometimes better from a tree branch….unfortunately this birds got her top on….

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2013

21

Jan

Barbara Palvin for Cosmo Hungary of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the heavily marketed 19 year old Victoria’s Secret model they kidnapped from Hungary with a promise of the American dream, a green card, and that they won’t kill off her family provided she delivers the half nakedness on camera….at least that’s how I like to think their world works…and evil underbelly of trading tits…

She’s posing for her local Cosmo…looking all tall and elegant and lovely….like someone who’s really made it and who we’ve been watching make it from the start….and I’m not just saying that cuz Bieber had sex with her….cuz I don’t believe Beiber has sex with girl….or cuz she’s lead Selena Gomez to badly sing what she probably considers an oldie “Cry me a River – By Justin Timberlake”….in what I like to think of as a continuation of them toying with the youth of America…pretending that their was actually something more than a marketing plan behind their teen love…

Whether it is real or not…this Palvin Character is a solid upgrade….and I am glad she’s part of it….cuz it means we get to look at more of her….

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2013

21

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass in Leggings of the Day

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OMG Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in leggings….the most fun piece of clothing to make a comeback since the leotard….and it is as amazing as you would expect it to be….her entire ass just out there like she’s naked….only not naked….making it socially acceptable…even though her naked….is what society should be based on….you know the foundation of humanity or some shit….yes she’s just that good.

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2013

21

Jan

Ana Ivanovic Tennis Nipples of the Day

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Ana Ivanovic is a tennis player….a female tennis player unlike that Williams sister who like the movie Ladybug (RIP BRANDIS)…..is clearly a genetically modified player who barely passes the hormonal level of a woman….but who daddy had the insight to make a woman with a blade in the garage when she was a kid….in order to live out his tennis dreams….

Ana Ivanovic is a tennis player….like many female tennis player…all fit…and elegant…and lovely…making you wish you were a country club WASP…..who grunts like she’s getting fucking blasted hard….and flashes her panty ass all day….when not showing off a sweaty cameltoe vagina….or rocking hard nipples like in this pic from the Australian open….

All this to say…women’s tennis is my favorite….a highly erotic experience….

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2013

21

Jan

Rihanna on Set in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Rihanna is a lot of fun….at least on Social Media…she’s like watching a lottery winner going nuts with all the money and attention she’s getting…you know totally loud and not subtle about anything….even if a little tormented by her religious roots and the fact that she’s some harlot who likes men who beat her and showing off her nipples while getting high….as little kids look on in awe and say “I’m gonna dance like Rihanna at my 3rd grade dance and make every adult in the room feel awkward”…..you see she may not be an inspiration or a mentor or someone you want your kids looking up to….but she is someone you’d probably want to masturbate to…cuz there are few better than her at this game in the celebrity game…and that makes her matter more than her songs or bank account….she’s just a fucking good time….and here she is showing off body and high face on set somewhere cuz amongst all her instagram Jesus quotes is this gold….

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2013

21

Jan

Imogen Thomas Does the Shakira of the Day

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Imogen Thomas is some Big Brother topless Glamour Model…who has got knocked up by someone who I assume is rich….and probably a soccer player….as some kind of retirement plan…because that’s what all these Glamour Models do…it is like that is the whole point of being a Glamour Model….you know to find a rich husband who will take care of you when your retarded big tits start to sag….and getting knocked up as fucking soon as possible to ensure the plan goes through as planned…

Well, she’s decided to go out and do some CHEESY AS FUCK….Sears Catalog….trashy naked pregnant woman pics….cuz she was once a naked non pregnant woman in pics…and I had no choice but to post them…because despite not valuing Glamour Models as celebs, or even people….and not valuing pregnant women as women due to lack of sex appeal….she is naked…and that for some reason overrides all I hate about these pics…

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2013

21

Jan

Samantha Gradoville Nude Modeling of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..and instead of seeing her as a dying art form….the last of the sexy American….I see her as hope that more and more girls out there put down the sugar and MSG and pick up doing squats cuz shit….you’ll look better naked if you do…and that’s all that fucking matters in life.

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2013

21

Jan

Adrianne Curry Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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If a useless, bottom feeding, pile of reality show shit, wears a bikini and posts it to social media….does it make a sound?

That is the philosophical question of the day and I am gonna say it does…cuz I am posting it….because I am a firm believer that no matter how hungry you are for attention…or how irrelevant you are on the ladder of fame….getting in a bikini and taking a selfie always fucking matters and helps you solidify your place at the bottom…with your bottom.

I hate this woman…the only kind of curry I like is in my indian food….she has started war with me…but I’ll still look at her ass in a bikini….cuz it’s better than looking at my wife…

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2013

21

Jan

Sara Underwood’s Ass Looking for her Career of the Day

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Sara Underwood posted this picture to instagram and it made me laugh…because it looks like a woman watching her husband go out to sea only for him to never return….or something equally dramatic like let’s say realizing that the one mainstream show that cast you for a hosting job is now off the air…and the public really only cares about seeing you naked….leaving you with only one option…running back to playboy like the hooker who tried to escape the pimp only to run back to him beaten having learned her lesson that his protection is good…..or a life at comic book conventions signing nerd obesity induced tits…

It’s like she’s all pensive, dramatic, with so much torment and depth…when really it’s just a way to post a pic of her ass without fully going back to her porno past….

Either way, it’s worth lookin at….as she waves goodbye to her relevance and career….it is almost romantic….

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