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2013

22

Jan

This Week’s Shameless Nudity of the Day

I love the storyline of Shameless…I don’t watch the show…it bores me…but the idea of a dead beat drunk dad with annoying kids who fuck and get naked….speaks to me….in fact I should be writing this show…..

I also think William H Macy is less annoying than most actors….but I hate this Emmy Rossum clown….who was a nobody until her agent got her this gig…and now she’s all snobby and thinks she an actual celebrity or a premiere actor…to justify getting naked on some cable show….you know because no one, not even porn chicks like to admit they are talentless hacks who just get airtime cuz they fuck on camera…

That said…here are two of the nude scenes from this weeks show…in a feature I call HBOobs….the boobs on the boobtube that has become boobs LCD screen…..thanks to modern technology cable, piracy and streaming…..

Emmy Rossum….with her riveting performance…..such a rich storyline….

Emma Greenwell…who I have never heard of but don’t mind watching bend over….

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2013

22

Jan

Kelly Brook Modeling Lingerie of the Day

No idea what these Kelly Brooke lingerie modeling is from but it is kinda what she does on a regular basis so it doesn’t really matter….big girls don’t cry…but they do show off their big tits for money if they are smart….like Kelly Brook busty and willing to show off that busty cuz it makes her money and gets her rich men to knock her up that she later aborts and pretends to miscarry cuz saying she rid her uterus of a pollution that would kill all she built for her career isn’t very good for her image….

That’s not the point…the point is she’s using her tits to peddle some shit…and that shit doesn’t matter as much as the fact that she’s using her tits to peddle it….I’m not really a Kelly Brook fan…but I am a man…sure barely a man….but a man nonetheless and thus down with staring at whatever half naked thing is thrown at me….for whatever reason…whether to make money…sell product…or feed me….I am into it….

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2013

22

Jan

Hilary Rhoda Hot For Vogue Spain of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…but she’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying chips, cookies, diabetes medication and affordable elastic waistband pants before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….but instead she’s all hot in Vogue Spain…maybe more people should take her amazing lead…..

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2013

22

Jan

Jojo and Her Sex Doll of the Day


It turns out that Jojo Levesque, someone who was famous for a minute a while ago….and more interestingly considered a jailbait piece of meat perverts jerked off to before she turned 18….even though she was never really hot….is a lot like you….because she touches inanimate objects sexually too.

That must make you feel a little more secure with yourself about that creepy mannequin collection in your basement…I know it has for me….

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2013

22

Jan

AJ Michalka in White Bikini of the Day

AJ Michalka is some Disney childstar who has a band or something in entertainment with a girl who may or may not be her twin sister….but who definitely is her sister….and who helps with the sister fantasy I’ve recently been so into…

I appreciate that she’s posing in a bikini, because let’s face it…bikinis are lots of fun….but I thought child stars were more damaged than that….you know they aren’t supposed to just enjoy their money in a relaxed, resort vacation kinda way, they are supposed to crave celebrity and do anything in their power to get it…

This is not nearly broken girl with broken dreams enough for me….they need to take a cue from THESE AMAZING SISTERS ….you know with a little nipple sucking….to get us to that place we want to be…..

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2013

22

Jan

Barbara Palvin’s Fun Valentine’s Day Instagram Pic of the Day

Barbara Palvin posted these Victoria’s Secret Valentine’s Day pics to instagram earlier this morning…and I woke up to them…and though…as much as I hate Victoria’s Secret for not giving me money to promote their women…cuz pics of half naked girls is not my kind of currency…although it is a decent hobby….and as much as I hate standardized catalog pics even when they are of girls in lingerie….and as much as Barbara Palvin is a lot of Hungarian hype….thanks to Bieber….and PR Teams….cuz we all know the only Hungarian he likes is Salami Usher violates him with as payment for giving him all his dreams…….she looks pretty fucking good half naked….

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2013

22

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about food poisoning…you know from eating my great diet in only the finest of establishments…is getting away with shitting on my wife while she’s sleeping…instead of her getting all mad at me…..not cuz I am into scat…just because I’m passive aggressive…

Here are my shit filled morning links…

Oh You Know, Just a Parrot Singing Songs in the Shower – VIDEO
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Tattoo Fail of the Day
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Here’s James Franco’s Shitty Ass Poem About Obama
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And Today in Crazy Dare Devil Shit – VIDEO
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Best Dressed Celeb Babes of the Last Week
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India Reynolds Couldn’t Be Any Cuter (NSFW)
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25 Infomercial Products That Don’t Suck
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Free Cam Shows, Cause the Best Things in Life Are Free (NSFW)
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Perfect 19 Year Old Web Cam Slut, Who Can Ask For Anything More
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Here’s a First Look: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’
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I Wanna Be All Over Penny (NSFW)
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Just a Man Wrestling a Shark, No Biggie – VIDEO
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2013

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about presidents is BLACK BUSH and that it is a great accessory for your vagina like a pant suit…so I can call your pussy Hilary Clinton….

Happy Inaugeration…..I watched Zeigeist…I trust no one.

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Bill Clinton’s Sex Predator Photobomb at the Inauguration is Pretty Impressive
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Ashley Simpson’s New Song and Video Are Predictably Awful – VIDEO
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Scarlett Johansson Bores Me in Vogue
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Parrot Sings Russian Songs
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Taylor Swift Looks Like Tons of Fun
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Lupe Fiasco Gets Kicked Off Stage
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Playing Soccer on a Floating Village, No Biggie – VIDEO
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An LA Clippers Player Has Been Being Naughty on Twitter and Here’s the Story
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Everyone Won’t Stop Talking About Katherine Webb
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These Handbras Will Make Your Day Better (NSFW)
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Penny Mathis is Easy on the Eyes (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Emma Stone Bores Me In We
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Awesome Birtney Braless
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J.Lo in a Bikini on a Yacht
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Bull Dog Sleep Barking
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This Diagram Pretty Much Explains the Sandy Hook Shooting Conspiracy
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Brittany Spears: No Ring, No Bra, No Problems!
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And Now: The World’s Largest Ass
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Now That is One Giant Dildo (NSFW)
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Some Selena Gomez Photos You May Have Missed
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Katie Price is on a Topless Honeymoon (NSFW)
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LOL Dogs Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Katrina Bowden with her Maxim Cover
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Lion Love
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Camel Wrestling
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Some Crazy Skiing
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Jourdan Dunn Topless in Vogue Spain (NSFW)
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First Time Squirt Makes This Girl Cry (NSFW)
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Michelle Keegan Shows Us a Peek at her Peach Panties (NSFW)
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Been Awhile Since We Have Some Drew Barrymore (SCROLL DOWN)
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Kim Kardashian is Doing Some Shit or Another
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The Hottest Female Tennis Players Ever
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PINK for Shape USA
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Melting the Chocolate Bunny
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Kylie is Gonna Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Brighten Your Day With This Piece of Winter Ass (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Traffic Bikini Girl Dance Video – VIDEO
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How About Some Olivia Munn
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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MIKAYLA MENDEZ BRINGS THE WOW (NSFW)
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Lookin Down Brooke Burke’s Shirt of the Day
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Mourning Dead Trees!
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Light Falls on Wrestler
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Valerie Mason Will Get Us Through Monday
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Killing His ENTIRE Family (Mom, Dad, And Three Siblings) With AR-15 Style Semiautomatic Rifle And Assault Weapons
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Melanie is Having Some Self Fisting Fun (NSFW)
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Jesus Digs Pornstars, Who Knew? (NSFW)
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Brooke Burke Hot Workout Body
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Emmy Rossum Helps Us Finish Things Off
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Mylene Klass Pussy in a Bikini
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Traffic Bikini Girl Dance
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Man Wrestles Shark
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Katie Holmes Does Advertising
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Fighter Jets Flying Low
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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MILF Gives Fun Blowjob
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Worst White Girl Twerking Ever
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Two Sisters Play With Each Other
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Horrible Busty Shower Tease – That I Like….
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Girl Gets Fucked at a Party
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German Footjob
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CELEBRITY SEX!
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AMATEUR SEX!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

21

Jan

Katie Price Topless on the Beach of the DAy

So apparently OG Glamour model Jordan…who really wasn’t OG at all…Since these trashy topless models have been around forever and aren’t really going anywhere…she was just part of one of the most recent revivals of the “art” of getting stupid implants and letting people take pics of them….because they are so freakish and fun….go remarried….and she honeymooned the only way she should….showing off her stupid as fuck implants that have made her a multi millionaire numerous times over….tanning topless….even if having tits this fake…even when topless….is like wearing a shirt…or at least a novelty set of tits from the costume store….but I’ll still mark it NSFW…cuz they are weird and shouldnt be stared at directly…

All this to say…I miss Peter Andre or whatever the last ex husband was…that gay was hilarious….

Remember people, topless or not, Jordan doesn’t matter.


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2013

21

Jan

If Jenna Jameson has a Nip Slip Does it Matter? of the Day

Jenna Jameson was my homie on twitter for a little while…I’d tease her dead mother…she’d go along with it….I’d offer her mouth sex…she’d go along with it….then one day I called her babies porn babies….the sperm who broke through the battered uterus….and she decided to hate me….people with kids are so sensitive about their kids….

Friend or foe, she was in Vegas having a nipple slip that I don’t think counts as a nipple slip since google leads me to countless videos of her taking dick.

But I’ll post it anyway…..


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