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2013

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Jan

Monica Bellucci for Vanity Fair Spain of the Day

Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.

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2013

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Jan

Nadine Velazquez Tits on Set of Day

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Nadine Velazquez is on set and shwoing off tit…which would probably be more exciting if I knew who Nadine Velazquez was….but I don’t….because I don’t watch TV….but I do have access to WIKIPEDIA…and according to Wikipedia….she married a talent agent in 2005…which happens to be the year she got her firs major role on TV…funny how things like that work out…what a random coincidence that wouldn’t make me think she fucked her way into career advancements…I mean she’s Puerto Rican…they have serious work ethic and would never do something like that with their awesome bodies….especially now that they are recently divorced….

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2013

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Jan

Lauren Falls is the Exposed Instagram Babe of the Day

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One of my favorite thing in life is girls…..and my favorite thing about girls….is that they all love male attention…even the lesbians…..

Even when they are hot and get male attention…it’s like a deep rooted need to be the star of the fucking show….even if the show is the bar they are at…..even if it means humiliating themselves…or getting naked on the internet…all cuz someone asks them to….

There are so many girls who I know and love on instagram and in life who just post hot naked pics all fucking day…and I have nothing against hot naked pics….I live for them….but they are doing it for some psychological gratification…..hoping to get some level of Kim Kardashian….

Like this hot chick who I follow named Lauren Falls……this is her INSTAGRAM …..but more importantly….I found out that prior hot bure really tame on INSTAGRAM ….Lauren was like all girls….

Aspiring to get noticed the easiest way….by getting naked on GIRLS GONE WILD because at the time she didn’t care and was asked to…and I guess that was like being asked to star in fucking Twilight…..

Thinking maybe it would be her big break….you know put her on the map for others to see how hot she is…..those camera lights and Joe Francis informercials are blinding….as is being the chosen one from the ghetto local bar you spend your boring life at …..and thanks to the internet….these awesome life choices last forever…..

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2013

22

Jan

Lacey Banghard in some Topless Zoo Photos of the Day

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Lacey Banghard is pretty ok….I mean I don’t know how hot she’d be if she; didn’t have such ridiculous tits…but lucky for her…she’s got ridiculous tits…so we don’t have to imagine such horrible things…unless she has a breakdown….like she was Britney Spears and instead of cutting off her hair….she chooses to cut off her tits….you know after realizing that all people care about are her tits….and she’s gonna make them have no choice but to care about other things about her…like her brains or her command of the English language….or something….but we don’t have to deal with that kind of crazy today….today…we can just stare at her tits…

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2013

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Jan

Nina Agdal’s Bikini Modeling of the Day

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Nina Agdal is an SI bikini model…who reminds me of Brooklyn Decker…but not in a Brooklyn Decker’s got it going on…but in a Brooklyn Decker kinda looks like she’s totally handicap….rockin Down’s Syndrome harder than she was Corky on Life Goes on….not that that’s a bad thing…I mean if I ever put out a lingerie or bikini catalog I would only cast fat chicks, Old Ladies and retards….for the comedic element, the fact that they are affordable models….and cuz I am a humanitarian and believe we need to celebrate all people….as handicapable as they come….

It’s like some angles she’s water heading…the other’s she’s a babe…that is some 1920s circus performer shit…that luckily her body carries through….

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2013

22

Jan

Daisy Fuentes Rockin’ Swimsuit on the Beach

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Daisy Fuentes is an icon to the Miami Cuban community….she is one of the few who has made it in American hosting such important things like America’s Funniest People….which as far as the Cubans are concerned is the equivalent of winning a fucking oscar…because they are a simple people…and just happy to not be in cuba…that when they see one of their own on that magical TV…it’s blows them the fuck away….almost as much as Coca Cola….or real Ketchup….and all the other things they’ve been deprived of being Cuban…

She’s the Sofia Vergara of America….only less successful, because as you know Cuba is no Colombia….She’s 46, she’s been at this for a long time, she’s posing in a bathing suit like it was the 90s, and she looks good doing it…as much as I hate encouraging old lady to produce bathing suit erotica….

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2013

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Jan

Miranda Kerr is Fun of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is so cute and fun and posing with balloons like she’s on set at a tampon commercial…but is probably actually just spoiling her brat kid Orlando Bloom made inside her when not on set at Pirates of the Caribbean….because kids of actors and models are always totally wrecked, given everything and raised in excess with other brats raised in excess that lead to awesome drug addictions and scandals and good times I’d say I was looking forward to….but in reality…I probably won’t be alive then…and the public probably won’t care about where either Miranda Kerr or Orlando Bloom or their kid is….and really all I look forward to when it comes to Miranda Kerr is some nude fashion shoots….so I can study her vagina lips….whether wrecked by childbirth or not…I’m willing to look close…you know really dig in there and get my hands dirty….

Here she is at the airport:

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2013

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Jan

Lady Gaga Ass Grabbing on Stage Cuz She’s So Scandalous of the Day

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Lady Gaga is so scandalous….grabbing one of her back up dancer’s asses like it has cooties for effect…you know look how much she represents the gay, lesbian and transgendered market she’s exploited….by faking herself into being an “Artist Visionary” on some other level…that other fake losers with no concept of what’s up bought into…and now this…all racy and awkward….ass taps that are more intense on the football field between plays….

She’s the worst…but here she is wearing pasties…looking like Barbara Streisand…or some kind of dinosaur…just to solidfy my hate…

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2013

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Jan

Bregje Heinen Modeling Swimwear of the Day

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With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..

But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…she’s actually quite lovely…at least when shot professionally…and photoshopped professionally….while wearing bathing suits…which luckily for her…is the only Bregje I know…cuz before today…I doubt I’ve heard of her….but can’t be too sure cuz I remember nothing…

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2013

22

Jan

Juno Temple Naked in Afternoon Delight of the Day

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Juno Temple has been naked in a bunch of movies….so seeing her tits doesn’t really inspire me…but then again…seeing her tits is better than not seeing her tits….cuz that’s just how life works….

I don’t really know who Juno Temple is…or where she’s from or any of that….but I do know I’ve seen her naked in movies before and that makes me like her by default……..unfortunately….the same logic doesn’t work with my wife…cuz I’ve seen her naked…and I fucking hate her…nut Juno…despite an idiotic name….is young, busty, and fit…but more importantly working it…unlike my wife who is eating, not showering, slowly dying….

The movie is called Afternoon Delight and the FBI is probably happy I’m posting this clip from it….even if I think of it as marketing…

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