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2013

10

Jan

Olivia Palermo’s in a Bikini of the Day


Olivia Palermo is some rich bitch who I had never heard of before today….while staring at her red bikini ass and vagina definition…her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your house is pornographic…but like a rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker like the pornstars she probably judges…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet….


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2013

10

Jan

Emily DiDonato Nude for Allure of the Day


Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled with fast food and not starving themselves…forcing the people at Victoria’s Secret to outsource their half naked women….recruiting them from all areas of the world….but I guess every once in a while….a girl like this amazing Emily DiDonato comes up and they use her to fill their quota on American employees in order to get their tax credits….which is a good thing cuz it has lead to her getting naked for Allure….looking pretty lovely as far as I’m concerned….

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2013

10

Jan

The Beyonce for GQ Shoot of the Day


I posted some funny angled leaked Beyonce GQ cover yesterday…laughing at how bottom heavy the angle made her look…without realizing she’s in fact that bottom heavy…looking like some racist Caricature of black chicks in the slave era….because looking at these pics of her in her underwear looking jobbin’ as fucking hell…making you wonder why her billionaire ass feels like she needs to prove something getting half naked….remembering that these girls just love attention…even if humiliating themselves in the process…cuz they just have to look at their bank statement and read letters from obsessed fans to block out all the hate in their delusional bubble…

Looking at these pics is a horrible experience..Gross!

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2013

10

Jan

Hannah Elizabeth Shows Off Her 30G Boobs of the Day


I’ve never heard of Hannah Elizabeth…but apparently she’s just another one of those UK glamour models trying to get noticed…only stepping up her game…compared to the other girls…by pulling a Jordan Katie Price….and getting some stupid fucking tits….because the UK is obsessed with stupid fucking tits…whether they are real or not…and based on the girls coming out of the UK….tits are all they care about…ruggeteer gremlin faces and face asses don’t matter…just give us the titty…

Either way, she’s got herself some 30G bra size, and is showcasing them, and you are supposed to celebrate them, to make her fucking matter in the world…

My kind of girl..

Posted in:Hannah Elizabeth|NSFW

2013

10

Jan

Ellen Creeps on Jennifer Aniston of the Day

The people’s choice awards were last night and I wasn’t invited because the mainstream media forgets how relevant I am….

I refused to watch the shit, cuz the idea of celebrities being celebrated by each other is disgusting….I did however go through some of the pics, none of them were exciting….

I think it is safe to say that the highlight of the night was when PERVERT LESBIAN ELLEN was caught staring at washed up Jennifer Aniston’s nipples…..even though both aren’t hot, and the idea of them fucking isn’t hot, it just brings up some real lesbian issues….like that they are allowed in public washrooms and gym changing rooms to gawk at girls naked….like they were dudes…only unlike dudes…they are allowed…in what is the biggest double standards in creepin’ and perversion…that kinda makes me wanna get a sex change to voyeur properly…I figure my penis is already an Inny and I have tits…I’m just a little body hair away and some spandex outfit away from pulling this off..

I am a genius. Ellen is a sex offender pervert. We all will survive.


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2013

10

Jan

Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day


In some of these Behati Prinsloo pics…she’s got serious fucking wrinkles…you know wrinkles you’d think the team at Victoria’s Secret would photoshop out while erasing her razor burn twat, her vagina-definition, and her nipples…but I guess they want their half naked models looking more refined and lovely and you know what…who fucking cares about any wrinkle beyond the ones she’s got in her panties…all floral, pink and layered in a way that looks like the best kind of home for your penis….cuz if you’re looking at her face…you may be gay….hey wait a minute…I was looking at her face….does that make me gay…why did it take all these years and this post to figure this out…

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2013

10

Jan

Claudia Romani Low Rise Bikini on the Beach of the Day


Claudia Romani is some low level model from Italy who doesn’t seem to speak english but who is trying to make it in English speaking America….because at 30 I guess she’s figured time is limited…this body won’t last and she’s gone as far as she can with what she’s got in Europe…and that if she hires a paparazzi, hits the beach, all her dreams can come true like she was the next Sofia Vergara…cuz every sitcom needs a busty foreign hooker with huge tits to win the Emmy…..

I am posting it…but I don’t care to further discuss this….it bores me as much as a hot body in a bikini can….cuz at her level there’s no difference between a nobody with a hot body in a bikini…because she’s a nobody


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2013

10

Jan

Karina Smirnoff On Set At Women’s Running Magazine Shoot of the Day

Karina Smirnoff is a man…assuming that anything that is fit and muscular is a man….because apparently things with vaginas can get ripped also…but that doesn’t mean it attractive, elegant, or lovely…but it does mean she can probably clench her pussy and ass really hard while squtting and bouncing on a dick…for a long period of time…cuz fitness is what they fucking do….so if you can see past her broad Russian gymnast bodytype…and imagine her athleticism in sex…then these pics of her showing off her body…aren’t all that bad….


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2013

10

Jan

Nicole Neal Modeling Lingerie Last Month of the Day

Nicole Neal is some relatively new….not very famous…we’re talking 12,000 followers on twitter and no wikipedia page, the basis of all fame measurement thanks to the internet, but who will probably a big deal, thanks to being signed to the right hooker agency who casts for all those men’s magazines….coupled with the fact that she’s willing to get naked….like a stripper…while rocking a body…that’s worth looking at naked…it’s a very complex world we live in…but I think I am starting to understand it….

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2013

10

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

OMG! It’s the motherfucking morning links….the most exciting time of the day…at least according to me…because it means I didn’t die on my own vomit thanks to alcohol poisoning…unfortunately…I am not joking….not that I am ashamed of my drinking…since my drinking is the foundation of my castle of dog shit…

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Dolphin Stampede
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Kitten Versus Pug – VIDEO
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Hi-5 Fails in GIF Format (5 Pics)
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SURPRISE! Someone Is Accusing Lindsay Lohan Of Stealing Elizabeth Taylor’s Bracelet
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Robot Band is Playing Heavy Metal, Whaaaaaat – VIDEO
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Some Super Sexy Irina Shayk Photos, You’re Welcome
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American Foreign Exchange Student (NSFW)
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Katie Holmes is Hawking Some Shit or Another
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Naomi Watts Captured in Striking Shoot for Vogue Australia
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Free Cam Shows, Happy Thursday (NSFW)
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19 Year Old Gets Sexy on the Web Cam (NSFW)
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Stripper Who Fell Off Balcony in Lap Dance Mishap DIES
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Mis Presley is Super Sexy and You Will Love Her (NSFW)
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Celebrities Are Reading Mean Tweets Once Again – VIDEO
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Led Zepplon X The Beatles Mash Up
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