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2013

04

Jan

Victoria Silvstedt’s Bikini of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt is the fucking enemy…she is the worst hooker around…she tried to sue me because she hates being called a hooker…and prefers being called a mistress cuz I guess that’s what she is to the billionaire who is bored of his wife and is allowed a mistress….even though they are the same fucking thing…getting paid to not complain and fuck …..

Either way, despite being the fucking enemy, and being old as shit….she’s still got a rockin’ body…cuz that’s all she needs to have to keep the charade going….and here it is.

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2013

04

Jan

Veronica Pliego Topless in H Para Hombres of the Day

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Veronica Pliego is some low level Mexican TV host who has all of 1500 fans….but who I guess is Mexico’s answer to Glamour Models…or some bullshit….and she’s in some magazine called H Para Hombres…showing off what is a decent looking ass….even though I know like all Mexican women…she’ll pump out a dozen kids…eat one too many corn tortillas….and end up looking like the little old Mexican lady but for now…for now she’s fucking glorious…..or at least her ass is….

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2013

04

Jan

Elizabeth Berkley Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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You know what can’t be saved by the bell? Elizabeth Berkley’s ass. Get it…cuz she was on Saved by the Bell and other than Showgirls, that’s the only thing she’s ever fucking done….but that was clearly a long time ago…you know long before her ass started melting into itself like it’s had one too many babies…

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2013

04

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Pretending She’s not 100 Fucking Years Old in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez seems to forget that she’s 100 fucking years as she’s modeling, showing off skin, banging 18 year old gold diggers, hoping that wrist deep in her mom pussy will lead to rolexes, fame and all the other good stuf….because fisting is the only way she still feels….blame the twins….she does have twins right? I don’t fucking know, cuz she fell off back in Selena and I never got her hype, I just figured hispanic really like to endorse and promote their own…It is Friday Night, I’ve been drinking, I don’t know why I am posting this…but guess what…I am.

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2013

04

Jan

Kristen Stewart Greasy for V Magazine of the Day

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V Magazine really brought out the inner inbred in Kristen Stewart out in this photoshoot, the only thing it is missing is her sucking off her dad for bowling money….because she’s all greasy, cross-eyed and unshowered looking, and there’s something erotic about this, in a watching girls get pissed on kind of way.

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2013

04

Jan

Stephanie Seymour Amazing Bikini of the Day

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As far as I’m concerned…this is the best picture of Stephanie Seymour…it is so representative of her…it almost tells her life story…like I can see her fucking soul…who would have thought the paparazzi would have that kind of artistic vision and integrity you know when their immigrant asses first bought moved to LA and bought a camera because dressing like Elvis outside the Chinese Theater was already taken….I’m talking the worlds least qualified people with a camera…even worse that your mom’s instagram account…yet they captured Stephanie Seymour so perfectly…maybe I am wrong about them and their low level bottom feeding ways…that will be mad and send lawyers after me for posting this even though I am celebrating their work….

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2013

04

Jan

Xenia Deli Sexy in Lingerie for Max of the Day

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Xenia Deli may be named after your favorite place to get Jewish meat sandwiches…but the only meat sandwich I want when looking at her is hiding in her panties…panties she’s shwoing off her amazing body in for some magazine photoshoot that excites me…partially cuz I am easily excitable…but mainly cuz she’s fucking amazing to look at….more girls need to be her…stupid names don’t matter when you’re built like this…seriously…her name could be PILE OF SHIT…and I’d still want to jump in….

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2013

04

Jan

Lea Michele’s Scary Bikini Pics of the Day

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LEA MICHELE ONLY LOOKS GOOD IN A BIKINI WHEN PIXELATED LIKE SCRAMBLED PORN

In Glee news….The dude who they have starring as the main character who is supposed to be some chick, who isn’t hot, so the freaks who watch the shit can relate to her…is dating the other dude on the show…who I assume is Gay, Black and in a Wheel Chair…because that’s just the kind of casting they do….because dude probably fucked her one boring day on set…and now is trapped…and figures it is good for the show for him to keep the love affair going…even though he’s famous and could be fucking anyone he wants….

Well…they are on vacation together, she is in her bikini and she looks like some planet of the apes shit…and you probably really like that in your trannies….because like the guy on my facebook obsessed with trannies…tranny lovers are pretty accepting of anything with dick and tits…there’s a whole lot of grey area…

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2013

04

Jan

Christina Milian in Bra and Panties for Instagram of the Day

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Wow…Christina Milian….a mom….has taken to Twitter to show off her underwear…because….I guess she really likes this panty set and wants the world to see how great it is…I am sure it has nothing to do with fishing for compliments…or trying to re-package herself as a bit of a sex object…I mean it has to be strictly about her clothing not her body…right? I mean a mom would never leak her own panty pics…that’s for teenage girls yo….but between you and me…I am glad she did.

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2013

04

Jan

Rita Ora Bikini in Dubai Continues of the Day

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Rita Ora, despite having a major record deal, a decent fan base and being booked as the next Rihanna in the media…is an enemy to man…and not because she’s got a curvy big titty body she likes to celebrate by posting pics…and flashing nipple…..because that’s actually her only redeeming quality….she is an enemy to man because when she was using the Kardashians and a platform to get out there by having sex with Rob Kardashian, the one who masturbates to Kim Kardashian’s Porno…she didn’t blow up the fucking house and rid the world of that evil…

But like I said, her tits can save her and here they are in a bikini in Dubai…making Arab men everywhere hate the Western World even more by giving them boners…since all they are used to is Ninja pussy.

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