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2013

02

Jan

J.Woww’s Dumpy New Years Eve Ass Falsh of the Day

Typical.

There comes a time in every hooker’s life…where her fake tits can’t compensate for her dumpy fucking ass…you know when the drinking catches up to her low level, gutter, white trash self and her metabolism slows the fuck down as she starts eating, when she’s no longer the 20 year old bartender doing body shots, but the pushing 30 year old italian pig satan sent us…..and for J.Woww…that time is now….and it is only down fucking hill from here….you know just when you thought bitch was the worst fucking thing possible…you realize…that cellulite makes her that much worse….

I was never a fan…but I know you idiots get excited over implants and a girl who looks like she would be the first do a thai ping pong ball show at the guido frat party just as soon as it was deemed cool….cuz that’s how these party sluts work….

I guess the nice thing about this is that not only is her career fading…but so her fucking body……

Seriously…they say this is her ass…but I think it’s some horrible sea creature coming to eat humanity….it’s scary as fuck…on a short set of thunder thighs….the worst…

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2013

02

Jan

Eliza Dushku Wishes You a Happy New Year of the Day

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That is so nice of her….now if only I could figure out who the fuck Eliza Dushku was….because I think I remember her name for the 90s….but I haven’t heard shit from her since…so it can’t be her…or maybe celebrity babes are like cockroaches…and never die…even if their sex appeal does a little bit with every birthday…but Eliza, seems to have held it together…but I do wish her comeback tour was a sex scandal…cuz I like seeing girls get fucked…call me a pervert…but I just think that’s being human….right??

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2013

02

Jan

Olivia Wilde’s Bikini Body in Women’s Health of the Day

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My favorite thing about Olivia Wilde is that her actual last name is Cockburn.

Wonder why she changed it.

I guess it’s not really something that screams girl I want to fuck….even if her body is a girl you’d want to fuck…just cuz the images of Cockburn is one most guys fear…

But I’m not like other guys, and I don’t really care if a bitch’s pussy burns my cock….I also don’t care what a bitches name is…I just care about cumming in her…

So these pics work for me…..

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2013

02

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Bottom Feeding in a Bikini of the Day

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Joanna Krupa has mastered the bottom feeding…finally…people care about her all thanks to some horribly scripted show sent from hell to remind us that gold diggers are as trashy and disgusting as we originally thought…I mean here she is hustling a bikini….like the days of shooting for Maxim for 100 bucks…in a bikini…hoping to secure more fans….were a lifetime ago….cuz once a bottom feeder…not always a bottom feeder if you commit to your body feeding and fuck a lot of rich guys along the way…

She’s useless trash, but her body’s goood in a bikini and that’s something worth looking at, if you like bodies that are good in bikinis….

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2013

02

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Slutty for Vanity Fair February of the Day

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I am not a fan of Jennifer Lawrence…but apparently people are….she’s so fucking hyped up….even though she’s average looking…but she’s attached herself to a massively marketed movie…and that shit makes people care…but luckily I’m not human…and hate her…but will post her anyway…

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2013

02

Jan

The Pirelli Calendar for 2013 of the Day

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I figure what better time to expose the Pirelli Calendar that fucking sucks this year cuz there’s no nudity, but there is pregnant Adriana Lima which also fucking sucks….

Pirelli needs all the help they can get this year, it’s 2 days into 2013 and they’ve got crates of the shit they are trying to get into offices everywhere, cuz they prepped production based on passed Calendars…and not even pre-electronic when calendar matters volume…even last year was a bigger hit…

I mean in 2010 it was shot by Terry Richardson….and got sleazy….and every other year has had nudity… YOU CAN CHECK MY PIRELLI ARCHIVES but this year…we’re stuck with this garbage…..boring, designed for old ladies, I don’t fucking know…but here it is anyway….featuring Isabeli Fontana, Lima, Petra Nemcova and others….not good enough times…

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2013

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t believe it is 2013…that’s some government lie we fully embrace and accept as fact because we’re all a bunch of fucking drone idiots…..

I do believe that if you call a girl fat, or tell her she’s gained weight….especially after the holidays…that it will make her want to fuck you to prove that she’s not….

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Kim Kardashian is Pregnant and Dogs Are Stickig Up For Kittens, WTF is Happening in the World? – VIDEO
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I Know, It’s WAY Too Early In This Year For This Mess
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Pee Wee Football Brings the LOLs (Wait for It) – VIDEO
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Mercedes Terrell is a Knock Out
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini Seems Like as Good a Place to Start the New Year as Any
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Zooey Deschanel is a Beauty in Glamour Magazine (Photo Gallery)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Crystal Harris
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A Touch of a Hot Blonde Will Make This Day Better (NSFW)
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Quad Amputee Drifting Car! Wait, WhatÉ – VIDEO
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2013

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Happy New Year!

Today is the one day you may be feeling hope, excitement, motivated, ready to take on a new year….as if it was a new beginning….even if all your real problems, habits, debts and flawed personality and interpersonal relationships followed you here from yesterday….today is the day you don’t have to think about that….it is the day you become fit….you become rich…all your dreams come true…but tomorrow…tomorrow…all the cliche well wishes will be over…and you’ll be back to your same bullshit routine…it’s funny how things work out…another thing that’s funny….the stepLINKS

That said – I’m ready for 2014

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Hugh Hefner Actually Got Married, No Shit
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How To: FAIL at Crowdsurfing – VIDEO
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I’m Going To FUCK This Ass in 2013. New Year’s Resolution
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Kids React to Honey Boo Boo
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks in Glamour
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Your New Year’s Eve Summed Up in 15 GIFs
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Nicole Minetti Bikini Pictures, Yaow!!
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday is in Full Effect (NSFW)
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Something About Jordan Carver Just Does It For Me
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Watching Any Girl Stripdown and Get Off Will Make Any Day Better (NSFW)
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The 10 Worst Mug Shot Fails of 2012
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Drunk Sluts Are Going Down On Each Other On the Train (NSFW)
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Katherine McPhee Sucks in Lucky
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Kathy Griffin Tried To Suck Off Anderson Cooper On Live Television Last Night
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Thailand Starts the New Year With a Lovely Fireworks Fail
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Kick Off 2013 Proper! (NSFW)
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Did You Hear the One About the Time Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow Were Roommates?
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17 Naughty Demotivators to Keep you Motivated (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini is Fine By Me (SITE NSFW)
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Oh You Know, Just Some Double Anal Fisting, No Big Deal (NSFW)
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Jenni ‘Jwoww’ Farley’s New Years Eve Panties Upskirt is Disgusting (NSFW)
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Eva Mendes is Super Sexy as Always
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Big Apple Bash: Best New Year’s Eve Moments in Times Square (PHOTOS)
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The 2012 Celebrity Scandals List
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Lena and Melody Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence Has Seriously Bad Taste
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Gotta Love That Ass, Wow! (SITE NSFW)
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Join Me as I Fall In Love With a Redhead
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Kids React to: HONEY BOO BOO – VIDEO
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Olivia Palermo In a Bikini is Fine By Me
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The Most Beautiful Girls Of 2012 (SITE NSFW)
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This Christmas Trust Fail is a FAIL – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Fatal Attraction: Woman Arrested For Beating Her Boyfriend After He Failed To “Finish The Job” During Freaky Sex Session
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Amber and Natalie Will Cure Youre new Years Day Hangover Blues (NSFW)
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New Years Sex Resolutions Prove That Not All Resolutions Are Bad (SITE NSFW)
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Las Vegas: Joanna Krupa Appears at Gallery Nightclub
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Sopme Super Crazy Fun with a Dildo (NSFW)
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NICK STAHL CAUGHT MASTURBATING IN A PORN SHOP
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Audrina Patridge’s Rack Wishes You Happy New Year
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Jenny McCarthy Botox Face and Fake tits in Shape
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Crazy Nympho in London
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Crazy Busty Tits – I Mean Crazy Busty Tits
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3 Hooters Girls give a Footjob
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2013

01

Jan

Josie Goldberg New Years Resolution Inspiring Pic of the Day

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[IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO THE PAPARAZZI BUT THEY WERE FUNNY]

Here you see a weak fucking fat chick…eating her feelings…. She’s the only pig of a person who has the new years resolution of gaining 50 lbs…because she’s just not fat enough and her repressed feelings aren’t doing a good enough recovery as she suffocates them with food….you know downing some pig food like a pig with a food addiction all while wearing a bikini in what is fucking inappropriate…who should inspire all you fat chicks to not eat that cake…not even just a bite…cuz every time you do it…you look like this weak person medicated herself into fatness…

Unless she’s like so many of you, who think…I’ll start my diet on the 1st….when they never fucking do….cuz you’re all full of shit…literally from all the food.

Happy New Year fuckers.

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2013

01

Jan

Amanda Byne’s Artistic New Years Instagram Pic of the Day

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Thanks to instagram…people can finally be the inner artist they’ve always been but never had the means to show the world…you know cuz real photography comes with a shitty camera phone and some shitty filters….and a girl willing to take pics of herself as Amanda Bynes proves with this titty shot….in the midst of her falling off crazy breakdown weirdness….she’s here to say “I am an artist….and you can’t take that away from me”….with pics of her titties…I am into this.

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