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2013

02

Jan

Joanna Krupa’s Bottom Feeding in a Bikini of the Day

Joanna Krupa has mastered the bottom feeding…finally…people care about her all thanks to some horribly scripted show sent from hell to remind us that gold diggers are as trashy and disgusting as we originally thought…I mean here she is hustling a bikini….like the days of shooting for Maxim for 100 bucks…in a bikini…hoping to secure more fans….were a lifetime ago….cuz once a bottom feeder…not always a bottom feeder if you commit to your body feeding and fuck a lot of rich guys along the way…

She’s useless trash, but her body’s goood in a bikini and that’s something worth looking at, if you like bodies that are good in bikinis….

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2013

02

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence Slutty for Vanity Fair February of the Day


I am not a fan of Jennifer Lawrence…but apparently people are….she’s so fucking hyped up….even though she’s average looking…but she’s attached herself to a massively marketed movie…and that shit makes people care…but luckily I’m not human…and hate her…but will post her anyway…


HERE SHE IS IN AN UNRELATED HOT PANTSLESS PHOTOSHOOT
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2013

02

Jan

The Pirelli Calendar for 2013 of the Day

I figure what better time to expose the Pirelli Calendar that fucking sucks this year cuz there’s no nudity, but there is pregnant Adriana Lima which also fucking sucks….

Pirelli needs all the help they can get this year, it’s 2 days into 2013 and they’ve got crates of the shit they are trying to get into offices everywhere, cuz they prepped production based on passed Calendars…and not even pre-electronic when calendar matters volume…even last year was a bigger hit…

I mean in 2010 it was shot by Terry Richardson….and got sleazy….and every other year has had nudity… YOU CAN CHECK MY PIRELLI ARCHIVES but this year…we’re stuck with this garbage…..boring, designed for old ladies, I don’t fucking know…but here it is anyway….featuring Isabeli Fontana, Lima, Petra Nemcova and others….not good enough times…

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2013

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t believe it is 2013…that’s some government lie we fully embrace and accept as fact because we’re all a bunch of fucking drone idiots…..

I do believe that if you call a girl fat, or tell her she’s gained weight….especially after the holidays…that it will make her want to fuck you to prove that she’s not….

World’s Greatest Tennis Entertainer? Possibly!!! – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian is Pregnant and Dogs Are Stickig Up For Kittens, WTF is Happening in the World? – VIDEO
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I Know, It’s WAY Too Early In This Year For This Mess
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Pee Wee Football Brings the LOLs (Wait for It) – VIDEO
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Mercedes Terrell is a Knock Out
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini Seems Like as Good a Place to Start the New Year as Any
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Zooey Deschanel is a Beauty in Glamour Magazine (Photo Gallery)
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We Tumblforya: Girls in Bed
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Free Cam Shows If You Need to Ease Into 2013 Like I Do
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Big Boobed Amateur Sure Loves Whipped Cream
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Crystal Harris
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A Touch of a Hot Blonde Will Make This Day Better (NSFW)
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Quad Amputee Drifting Car! Wait, WhatÉ – VIDEO
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2013

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day


Happy New Year!

Today is the one day you may be feeling hope, excitement, motivated, ready to take on a new year….as if it was a new beginning….even if all your real problems, habits, debts and flawed personality and interpersonal relationships followed you here from yesterday….today is the day you don’t have to think about that….it is the day you become fit….you become rich…all your dreams come true…but tomorrow…tomorrow…all the cliche well wishes will be over…and you’ll be back to your same bullshit routine…it’s funny how things work out…another thing that’s funny….the stepLINKS

That said – I’m ready for 2014

GALLERY – 2012 Bikini Round Up!
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Hugh Hefner Actually Got Married, No Shit
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How To: FAIL at Crowdsurfing – VIDEO
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I’m Going To FUCK This Ass in 2013. New Year’s Resolution
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Kids React to Honey Boo Boo
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks in Glamour
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Your New Year’s Eve Summed Up in 15 GIFs
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Nicole Minetti Bikini Pictures, Yaow!!
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday is in Full Effect (NSFW)
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Something About Jordan Carver Just Does It For Me
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Watching Any Girl Stripdown and Get Off Will Make Any Day Better (NSFW)
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The 10 Worst Mug Shot Fails of 2012
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Drunk Sluts Are Going Down On Each Other On the Train (NSFW)
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Katherine McPhee Sucks in Lucky
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Kathy Griffin Tried To Suck Off Anderson Cooper On Live Television Last Night
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Thailand Starts the New Year With a Lovely Fireworks Fail
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Free Cam Shows Will Help You Kick Off 2013 Proper! (NSFW)
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Did You Hear the One About the Time Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow Were Roommates?
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17 Naughty Demotivators to Keep you Motivated (NSFW)
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini is Fine By Me (SITE NSFW)
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Oh You Know, Just Some Double Anal Fisting, No Big Deal (NSFW)
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Jenni ‘Jwoww’ Farley’s New Years Eve Panties Upskirt is Disgusting (NSFW)
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Eva Mendes is Super Sexy as Always
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Big Apple Bash: Best New Year’s Eve Moments in Times Square (PHOTOS)
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The 2012 Celebrity Scandals List
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Lena and Melody Are Your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence Has Seriously Bad Taste
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Gotta Love That Ass, Wow! (SITE NSFW)
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Join Me as I Fall In Love With a Redhead
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Kids React to: HONEY BOO BOO – VIDEO
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Olivia Palermo In a Bikini is Fine By Me
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The Most Beautiful Girls Of 2012 (SITE NSFW)
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This Christmas Trust Fail is a FAIL – VIDEO (SITE NSFW)
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Fatal Attraction: Woman Arrested For Beating Her Boyfriend After He Failed To “Finish The Job” During Freaky Sex Session
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Amber and Natalie Will Cure Youre new Years Day Hangover Blues (NSFW)
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New Years Sex Resolutions Prove That Not All Resolutions Are Bad (SITE NSFW)
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Las Vegas: Joanna Krupa Appears at Gallery Nightclub
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Sopme Super Crazy Fun with a Dildo (NSFW)
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NICK STAHL CAUGHT MASTURBATING IN A PORN SHOP
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Audrina Patridge’s Rack Wishes You Happy New Year
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Jenny McCarthy Botox Face and Fake tits in Shape
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Crazy Nympho in London
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Crazy Busty Tits – I Mean Crazy Busty Tits
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3 Hooters Girls give a Footjob
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

01

Jan

Josie Goldberg New Years Resolution Inspiring Pic of the Day

[IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO THE PAPARAZZI BUT THEY WERE FUNNY]

Here you see a weak fucking fat chick…eating her feelings…. She’s the only pig of a person who has the new years resolution of gaining 50 lbs…because she’s just not fat enough and her repressed feelings aren’t doing a good enough recovery as she suffocates them with food….you know downing some pig food like a pig with a food addiction all while wearing a bikini in what is fucking inappropriate…who should inspire all you fat chicks to not eat that cake…not even just a bite…cuz every time you do it…you look like this weak person medicated herself into fatness…

Unless she’s like so many of you, who think…I’ll start my diet on the 1st….when they never fucking do….cuz you’re all full of shit…literally from all the food.

Happy New Year fuckers.

[IMAGE REMOVED DUE TO THE PAPARAZZI BUT THEY WERE FUNNY]

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2013

01

Jan

Amanda Byne’s Artistic New Years Instagram Pic of the Day

Thanks to instagram…people can finally be the inner artist they’ve always been but never had the means to show the world…you know cuz real photography comes with a shitty camera phone and some shitty filters….and a girl willing to take pics of herself as Amanda Bynes proves with this titty shot….in the midst of her falling off crazy breakdown weirdness….she’s here to say “I am an artist….and you can’t take that away from me”….with pics of her titties…I am into this.

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2013

01

Jan

Milla Jovovich White Bikini of the Day

Milla Jovovich is in a white bikini….and she looks fucking awful for Milla Jovovich which is probably amazing for most bitches cuz most bitches aren’t Milla Jovovich who may or may not be 100 year old…but who definitely seems like she is…cuz I don’t remember a time before Milla Jovovich existed…but in my defense…I do a lot of drinking and drugs……

I love white bikinis, even when they are dry, even on old moms, even when I’m not masturbating…

My New Years Resolution is to ruin her marriage, send her kids to boarding school and have sex with her all day. HAPPY NEW YEAR….

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2013

01

Jan

Karina Smirnoff in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Looks like Karina Smirnoff’s got new face…not that her old one really mattered…you see cuz she’s some mom who was on Dancing with the Stars and sure maybe middle America….you know all those welfare recipients and walmart cashiers who fucking love the shit cuz the closest city to them is 18 hours a way and TV is their only savior….care about who she is, how she’s doing, how skinny she looks in her bikini for some staged bullshit for publicity pics…but I like to think…no one else does….

The funniest thing in all this is that she was hosting a club event for New Years Eve….like she’s some kind of draw or some shit…where people go “OMG KARINA SMIRNOFF IS HOSTING THIS EVEN WE NEED TO BE THERE “….I hear next week the same club booked the 1st castaway on season 4 Survivor and shit’s gonna be bananas….

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2013

01

Jan

Jodie Marsh Bikini Party Continues of the Day

This bitch is onto something….you know she kills the self shot bikini picture harder than any bitch I’ve seen…you know snapping off so many pics of so many different bikinis that must be from her own collection or that she’s getting a kickback from…cuz 5 bikinis a day is pretty fucking high maintenance….but more importantly snapping off 20 pics a minute of herself…cuz these are just the ones that made the cut…is also high maintenance…and I’ll tell you as someone who used to hang with this kind of plastic hooker bitch with a digital camera…watching her take pics of herself over and over was enough to make me want to hate fuck the bitch…

Jodie Marsh isn’t hot, her tits are a joke, but I guess then again so is she, and that’s all part of her appeal.

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