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2012

28

Dec

Victoria’s Secret 2013 Swim Collection of the Day

I always feel like an idiot when I endorse or promote Victoria’s Secret, knowing that they are a 20 billion dollar a year company, and that I am just buying into their marketing scam, giving them free advertising and promotion, even if only 100,000 people who come to the site today see it, and never buy a Victoria’s Secret product, because girls don’t talk to them, I still know…I’m feeding the fire that is their free publicity angle that made them a 20 billion dollar a year company…and by company I mean evil corporation…..but then I look at the models and their bodies and think to myself that every girl should look like this…and the fact that they don’t is the real crime…and the other real crime isn’t that I am promoting their shit for free..it is that I am not having sex with their women…or women who look like their women….for free…

That said, here’s their 2013 Swim Catalog pics….starring the same gang of women….

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2012

28

Dec

Vidhuntr.com’s Sexy Viral Videos of the Day

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Twins Modeling Bikinis

BIKINI FITNESS POSING 101

BIKINI PERFECTION

Juicy Bikini Model

Bikini Fail Compilation

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2012

28

Dec

Debora Nascimento for GQ Brazil of the Day

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Debora Nascimento is a Brazilian Model and actress…who has done very little in America…and in fact very little in Brazil…and you have probably never heard of her cuz she keeps shit local….She did have a stint in the Incredible Hulk, apparently, and after looking her up I found this nude scene of hers, where she showed off her awesome body and her lovely Brazilian…a Brazilian with a Brazilan…imagine that…

Well, it turns out that she’s in the January issue of GQ Brazil…you know in keeping things local…and these are the pics….now that I’ve seen her nudes and have fallen in love with her exotic…in a “I’d love to fuck her and introduce her to my mother as my sex slave using me for citizenship”….wife.

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2012

28

Dec

Jennifer Aniston’s Doing Some Bikini Vacationing of the Day

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The only good thing about Jennifer Aniston, is that because of how badly she wanted to have kids with Brad Pitt but decided to push it off for her career, at least that’s what she wants to think, when in reality the countless men she’s let cum inside her haven’t wanted to knock her up, she’s that cunt you wanna bang, but don’t wanna get stuck with…is that her menopausal body looks pretty fit in a bikini….and for someone who is digusted by old ladies…that’s saying a lot.

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2012

28

Dec

Tulisa Contostavlos in a Sheer Outfit for Sheer Magazine of the Day

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When a chubby shitty popstar from the UK who managed to get on Simon Cowell’s radar to host his show instead of babe Cheryl Cole is in a photoshoot wearing a sheer dress….no one should care….and when that chubbyt popstar from the UK who was low level before getting on Simon Cowell’s money making radar starred in a sex tape of her own, giving a decent blowjob, that no one even really cared about…..gets into a sheer dress for some magazine called sheer, who like to keep shit literal…no one should care….yet I am posting it anyway….and I am someone who has see her sex tape a few times…and who has heard and hated her music a few times…and who most importantly has seen her in a bikini a few times…and ultimately I am totally unimpressed by her…yet here I am posting her sheer dress for some magazine…like she matters.

I’m weird and make no sense…. Here are the pics.

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2012

28

Dec

Creepstreet Booty Compilation of the Day

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Our partners over on CREEP STREET have a lot of fucking fun….they make clothes, throw parties, have an all around good time and the thing about good times…is that girls love good times…and flock towards good times…and the other thing about girls who love good times…is that they like getting naughty…especially with promises of fame, fortune, exposure, or even a free t-shirt…and with that comes great pics…

The shirt I’ve been rocking the last month is THE TRB …cuz I like three tits…since I have three nipples….but I’d rather be rocking some of these babes….

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2012

28

Dec

Sofia Vergara’s Twitter Bikini Body of the Day

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Sofia Vergara’s rocking some optical illusion bathing suit for twitter that I assume she has scientists working for her to decidethe best way to package her old lady ass and huge titties for the public…an investment she doesn’t mind splurging on because she’s been using her tits since her teens to get knocked up….and now that she’s not forced to lick brass poles to pay the rent as a hard up immigrant in miami…and is in fact rich…she can splurge on those important things….and I for one thank Santa for that….

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2012

28

Dec

Brandy’s Booty in a Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Snoop Lion aka Snood Dog’s first cousin….also known as brother of Ray J….the co-star in the Kim Kardashian sex tape that propelled her to the 100,000,000 dollar a year making pornstar….also known as Brandy….who was on TV, a singer, and who is now out in a bikini….showing off her 33 year old booty…and that’s really all I gotta say about that…I got no angle on this one…but I am sure you hicks have some racist shit you want to spew as you do…while I just see a nice tan…

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2012

28

Dec

Kelly Brook Scrubbing Floors Like She was Meant To of the Day

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The funny thing about big titty celebs, or models, at any fucking level, you know just as long as they are making a living off their tits, is that they have no other marketable skillset, and they are only making the millions every year because of a giant set of tits, and rich men’s love for big tits, you know so that they can pay the bitch to showcase the shit…

So if she didn’t have these tits, she’d likely be scrubbing floors, because that’s the only kind of work uneducated girls can get, and that’s not to offend any cleaning ladies out there, it is just to say besides being a hooker, this one’s got limited options…so it’s nice to see her paying tribute to that….or maybe this is just her way of saying she’s 40 and ready to run a household like she’s not gonna get knocked up by a billionaire, even though her last 20 years of work has been to recruit a billionaire suitor….all a bunch of hookers.

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2012

28

Dec

Joanna Krupa’s Ass on Paddleboard in a Bikini of the Day

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I wonder how many times I can write about Joanna Krupa being a failed model, who managed to work her way into whatever it is she’s worked herself into, one dick at a time….but I’m gonna do it again…

She was a Maxim model, who likely made 100,000 dollars a year for the last 15 years, until getting the right agent, to squeeze her into Dancing With the Stars, as the eye candy, for miserable husbands everywhere to gawk while their fat wives made them watch the shit….even though she was hardly a celebrity….but a Maxim model….who made less than 100,000 dollars a year….

That network push propelled her into the mainstream, every small town person who watches DWTS started to care about her…leading to Real Housewives of Miami…a gig that is better suited for her…cuz she’s a hooker….even if she was also a destined to be a dancer prior to getting on the show…a girl’s gotta pay her bills…with her fake tits…anyway she can…

Now she’s doing a little paddleboarding in a white bikini…

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