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2012

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Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

These Kim Kardashian pics are being marketed as “Shot in December”…and I guess that is believable – because if they had 2 people working on post production of these shots for the last 2-3 weeks – they’d probably have enough time to make her look less fat than her fat ass and belly is…She’s the devil and a pig and the worst thing pop culture has to offer and I guess it wouldn’t be the Christmas season without her fat tits in a bikini….because I am used to disappointment every Christmas….and I never get what I want out of Christmas…like her disappearance…

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2012

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Dec

Stacey Keibler’s Obscure Possible Bikini for Instagram Pic of the Day

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I do not know if this is Stacey Keibler in a bikini or her friend…but it is two girls in a hammock – gold digging – living the good life cuz they fuck A-Listers…probably at the same time – cuz you gotta make him think you are worth knocking up….and if anyting – even if this is her in a bikini – this is hardly erotic – but you know what – I’ll post it anyway – cuz it’s fucking Christmas

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2012

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Dec

Alex Morgan Bikini Ass of the Day

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Here’s a little muscular Olympic gold winning ass….all strong enough to ride your dick…belonging to Alex Morgan in a bikini and I don’t mind it…because a little muscles never hurt anyone…especially when they are comfortable with their sexuality and appreciate a woman who tones her body in ways that make her ability to bounce on your dick like it was a squat machine all that really matters….

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2012

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Dec

Emma Clare Gabrielsen in a Topless B&W Photoshoot of the Day

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Emma Clare Gabrielsen doesn’t exist on the internet and thus doesn’t exist in life…because internet is life…we’re all a bunch of robots who communicate through screens…but I guess she’s making effort to make her mark cuz she’s a NEW Model nude modeling.

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2012

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Dec

Billie Faiers Huge Tits for NUTS UK of the Day

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Billie Faiers is some UK reality show star with some big tits that she’s putting on blast in Nuts UK…that I appreciate looking at…but not because I am in love with big tits everywhere…but because her Stepfather was arrested for fraud and she stood by him, tried to use her big titty celebrity to help him with, and that’s my kind of girl….gotta have your stepfather’s back in this world that is so against us stepfathers…

Here are her big tits.

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2012

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Dec

Candice Boucher’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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Candice Boucher is South African model who like Candice Swanepoel and other other South African models…statistically is seriously high risk for being HIV Positive….but unlike Candice Swanepoel, she did Playboy in April 2010 and now does gutter lingerie catalog shoots, instead of the prestigious, mainstream, top of the barrel lingerie shoots Candice Swanepoel does….and all this to say…I think I should move to South Africa…because they have enough bikini and lingerie models to satisfy my needs.

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2012

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Dec

Ava Smith Subtle Nipple of the Day

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Ava Smith is a model and in being a model no one has ever heard of…she’s posing for some bullshit…with some nipple that can be seen through some lace and that’s good enough for me to bother paying attention to her…cuz I guess my mother never breast fed me as a child…she was too busy turning tricks for the white man and nipples excite me…

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2012

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Dec

Amii Grove’s Tits for Page 3 Do X-Mas of the Day

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Nothing says baby jesus was born this day, even though science says he wasn’t born this day, like a set of UK tits.

I don’t think Amii Grove matters, and not because nothing matters, but because all these stripper chicks are interchangeable and bring hope that there will never be a shortage of women to show their tits in pictures…and that to me brings hope for a better tomorrow – even with all this Doomsday bullshit…designed to stimulate the economy…

What it comes down to is that we’re all a bunch of suckers, who just want to suck on tits…..

Here’s Amii Grove.

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2012

21

Dec

Social Media Babe of the Day

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I am pretty addicted to INSTAGRAM and TWITTER and not only because I like posting silly pictures of nonsense….flirting with girls and writing silly jokes, pranks, insults, being all around annoying getting me blocked and banned always But also because of the hot pussy that broadcast themselves all day…with nudes, half nudes and overall hot as fuck shit…so I figure I should showcase one of them a day…since that’s what they want…and that’s what I want…and together we can do this….

Today we have….jessiwessii and she’s fucking perfect. The hottest girl in the game…