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2012

20

Dec

Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar Video of the Day

In some bottom feeding from all angles, big titty model Kelly Brook has dropped a calendar….I POSTED THE PICS BACK IN SEPTEMBER , I didn’t care then and I don’t care now…but I figure you probably do, because she’s got tits….and you love the idea of seeing a pic of them for a month, every month, in some dated, pre-internet technology called Calendar….personally, I prefer using google, and seeing her topless, or naked, in the even I really need or want to….any day of the fucking year, 24 hours a day…proving yet again that Calendar’s are just fucking stupid….but here’s the video anyway….

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2012

20

Dec

Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers Commercial of the Day

Jessica Simpson’s new commercial for Weight Watchers takes a new angle, you know instead of doing the Jennifer Hudson and actually losing weight, they’ve decided to promote her as losing 50 pounds, even though that was baby weight and 12 of those pounds were a kid and another 30 of those pounds was water retention…..because I guess they want to get their money’s worth as she’s trying her hardest to back peddle and get out of the contract…without having to pay them back…by getting knocked up….

This is what you call a rich person’s strategy to get motivated to lose weight, it’s like “If I buy that treadmill, I’ll use it”…only the endorsement worth millions of dollars version….but instead of leaving it in the corner of the basement to hang laundry off of…bitch has to get lawyers to find the loopholes to remain fat….

This strategy of “Hey Fat America, I’m Like You, But thanks to Weight Watchers, I’m in Control, but Still FAt”….making Weight Watchers come across as being a company that keeps you fat, but gives you a point system to gauge just how fat you are….I ate 400 points in cake yesterday…today I’ll eat 390….making fucking moves to a better life like I was Jessica Simpson…

Unless, this is all a joke, and Weight Watchers was like, let’s make Jessica Simpson into a viral video, since she mocked our agreement like a redneck hick mocking an interracial couple….all toothless and inbred…you know make a mockery of her for 2,000,000 dollars we can write off as an advertising expense….because revenge comes in all forms….

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2012

20

Dec

LeAnn Rimes Drunk on X-Factor of the Day

I don’t know what people expected from LeAnn Rimes who went from being a country superstar, child prodigy, wholesome country girl….you know the kind of girl Christian folk could appreciate and relate to…to pretty much being nothing by a fucking hooker, who destroys marriages, doesn’t eat, rocking some fake tits and a mangled face….who fell off the map and doesn’t perform live anymore….when they booked her to perform live….but I could have predicted it was gonna be a wreck…cuz she’s a fucking wreck…


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Even Britney’s not impressed…and Britney’s a fucking wreck too….a wreck judging a wreck…upstaged by new blood who will end up being a wreck….

Here’s an update – LeAnn says the X-Factor Girl’s Shit Performance made her look drunk…

LeAnn says she was in no way impaired, and any awkwardness was because “I was trying to help this 13-year-old girl who was having some trouble with the song.”

LeAnn believes Carly Rose Sonenclar was very nervous and had difficulty with some of the notes and she was doing her best to help her get through it.

LeAnn’s lawyer, Larry Stein, who spoke with LeAnn a few minutes ago, tells TMZ “LeAnn was not performing the way she would normally perform, because she was on stage with a young girl.”


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2012

20

Dec

Lily Aldridge for Terry Richardson of the Day

What a fucking let down…not that I actually give a fuck about Lily Aldridge or feel she ever deserved to be a Victoria’s Secret angel, because prior to Victoria’s Secret, the evil underwear company that exploits women and objectifies them harder than a hip hop video, she was just some rockstar fucking, commercial model doing tampon commercials….but in being an LA socialite thanks to her Beatles Album cover artist dad and Playboy Bunny mother….she grew up in the right circle, with the right friends, and the right access, to end up in the right places, to land a gig this major…but you’d think when she gets shooting with Terry Richardson….she’d get a little more naked than she does for her other work…cuz he is a fucking pervert hipster porn photographer at his core…and this is not hipster porn…it’s just fucking fully clothed version of a half naked girl…what the fuck is that….I’ll tell you what it is…boring.

Here are the pics anyway….

Posted in:Lily Aldridge

2012

20

Dec

Social Media Babe of the Day

I am pretty addicted to INSTAGRAM and TWITTER and not only because I like posting silly pictures of nonsense….or writing silly jokes, pranks, insults, trolling and being all around annoying with words that get me blocked by every celebrity even though Twitter has been the only social media company not to ban me at least 4 times the last 6 years where i’ve consistently lost more followers than I’ve gained…..like a fat chick on a diet…only funny….

But also because of the hot pussy that broadcast themselves all day…with nudes, half nudes and overall hot as fuck shit…so I figure I should showcase one of them a day…

Today we have….MORGANBRITT724 and she’s got an awesome body, real natural looking lips that don’t lie….with the perfect level of stripper/fake tan/hard features to make me happy…..
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Are you or someone you know is hot on Instagram or Twitter- EMAIL ME

Posted in:Social Media Babe

2012

20

Dec

On the 14th Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me….

THE BEST FUCKING STOCKING STUFFER OF ALL TIME FOR ANYONE WITH A MOTHERFUCKING iPHONE 5…CUZ GIRL KNOWS I LIKE MY SHIT CUSTOM…FROM THE WAY SHE WORKS MY FACE…TO THE WAY SHE TRIMS HER VAGINA HAIRS

Everything is amazing when Super Modeled by…THE AMAZING AND LOVELY VERONICA VICE


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Posted in:stepXMAS

2012

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There’s nothing better than watching a couple Jehovah’s Witness try to walk up a set of iced up stairs…falling all up on themselves….only to ask them “where is your god now…you know when you really need them”…

Right here motherfucker…in the form of morning links…

Having Fun and the Elevator Disco – VIDEO
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Then and Now – A Gallery
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WTF Photo of the Day
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GHOSTRIDING THE WHIP YO!
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Rocio Guirao Diaz Has a Body to Gawk At
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Tom Cruise Sprayed Jimmy Fallon With His Gun, His Big Powerful Gun. Dudes Do That.
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Alright I Admit It. Anne Hatheway Has Amused Me.
Anne Hathaway, Samuel Jackson’s Holiday ‘Sad Off’
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The 25 Worst Late-Night Talk Show Segments
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Free Cam Shows Make Thursday More Bearable
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Nasty Triplets Are Getting Off Together (NSFW)
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Get a Preview of What to Expect From Miss Universe 2012
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I’d Love to Be All Over Heather Rea (NSFW)
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The Top 10 Pranks of 2012
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

20

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass Washer of the Day

I’ll tell you one job better than washing Candice Swanepoel’s ass off before she does a Victoria’s Secret shoot…you know so that the sand in her South African pussy doesn’t ruin the bikinis they are selling….and that’s writing drunkenstepfather.com….true story…just ask anyone who writes drunkenstepfather.com…they’ll tell you the same thing…and that’s only because washing Candice Swanepoel’s ass would get me arrested…she makes me want to do criminal things to that ass…you know…from stabbing it with my tongue in a romantic way…to shooting my load all over it…you know to give her real reason to wash…I’m helpful like that….

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2012

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

For those of you who don’t know, my only friend is a PUG, and I have decided to exploit this pug, for more than just sex….and instead to get celebrities to should me out…by threatening to put him to sleep if they don’t…I’ve seen the strategy get a kid 1,000,000 facebook likes, I might as well try it….and it turns out, when posted with pics of the PUG in the car and on his way to the VET…it gets some amazing reaction….

I am a huge fan of my work….

And Now Miley Cyrus Grabbing The Ass of The ‘Big Booty Ho’ Stripper She Asked For For Her Birthday
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Lindsay Lohan is Breaking Toilets. Yes, You Read That Right.
This is Probably The Best Thing I Read All Year
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Drew Barrymore is Fat and Useless in Allure
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Rapper Passes Out After Taking a Hit
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Tamara Eccelestone’s Huge Cleavage
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Weird Goat Compilation
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The 10 Sexiest Famed Groupies in Rock History
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Sara Jean Underwood Takes A Peek Under Candace Bailey’s Dress
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Rose McGowan Looks Like Her Name Should Be Rose Now
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17 Naughty Demotivators to Keep you Motivated
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Well Hello There Melanie Ann (NSFW)
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25 Mouth Watering Examples Of “Dat Ass” (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Make Every Day Better
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Claudia Romani Hot Bikini
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Obama’s Getting Attacked By Spiderman
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Top 10 Pranks of 2012
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Ghostriding Accident
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The 20 Worst Kids Toys Ever
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This Orgasm is Worthy of Chair Breaking (NSFW)
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some Drew Barrymore, Just Because
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Victoria Silvstedt in Revealing Lingerie (NSFW)
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Kim Kardashian Wears Lingerie in Factice Magazine (SITE NSFW)
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Strap on Sex, Anyone? (NSFW)
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Kesha is So Full of Shit It’s UnReal
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Kim Kardashian’s Rock Hard Pokies on Her Big Old Tits (SITE NSFW)
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Zoe Saldana Throwback, Just Because
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Heidi Klum Sunbathes Topless, Plus More Celebrity Side Boobs Exposed (PHOTOS)
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Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models of All Time
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Drop the Bass in Russia
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TMNT Sing Deck the Halls
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Star Trek Into the Darkness Trailer for you Nerds
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Leah Francis Naked for Zoo
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Elizabeth is One Hot Piece of Ass (NSFW)
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Drunk Sluts Are Good Sluts, No? (NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles X Deck the Halls – VIDEO
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Guess Which New Mom is Completely Disgusting Drunk?
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Illusions May Break You Brain (SITE NSFW)
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Celebrity Deaths of 2012: Stars We Said Goodbye To This Past Year
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Double Sided Dildo Anyone? (NSFW)
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Tom Cruise Gives Fallon an Erotic Shower
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Tricia Helfer Cleavage!
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Truck of Cows Crashes
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Dangerous Sex: MMA Fighter Ryan Elbe Broke His Dick (NSFW)
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Kat Graham Smokes Major Fashion Crack While Out Shopping
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Amateur Lezzies of the Day (NSFW)
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Even Dressed Up as a Dude, Ciara is Still Hot
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Elevator Disco
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Eagle Snatching Kid is a Fake
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Anne Hathaway and Sammy Jackson do Xmas
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Weird Fetish Video
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Tropical Outdoor Sex
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Asian Amateur Couple
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German Gremlin Gets Fisted
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Flashing The Street Vendor
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Pussies Gushing Compilation
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Buy a Fuckign stepSHIRT you assholes.
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2012

19

Dec

Claudia Galanti Actually Topless on the Beach of the Day


Claudia Galanti is awesome……I’ve been posting on her BIKINI ESCAPADES for a little while…but that doesn’t mean I know anything about her other than that she’s got a rockin’ fucking body…and I guess that’s really all that matters when it comes to 99% of women and the half naked pics we look at of them….because there’s no personality, intellegence, good conversation, or chemistry required to get down to pics of a bitch you’ll never meet but probably want to meet cuz hookers are fun….especially when they look like this…even if her nipple’s a little weird lookin’…cuz no one is perfect….even if their asses are…

All this to say…. least she’s showing nipple…..


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