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2012

07

Dec

Lauren Cohan 2004 Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I didn’t do the background research on these pics…I am not too into being an investigative journalist, but prefer just posting other people’s contents and writing shit no one reads about them…It is the life of a fucking hack…and the good news is that I am even more pathetic in person…

That said, her name is Lauren Cohan, she’s 30 and on The Walking Dead…it has probably taken her a long fucking time to get this legitimate role, and in that quest…she took on some lingerie modeling jobs,..and with the internet…nothing dies…it lives forever…and we can jerk off to her half naked at 22….

Works for me…the only real question mark is who the fuck found this and where did they find it…I keep thinking it was in his catalog collection he keeps in his business…featuring underwear catalogs from the last 30 years…because this is some weird shit to compile…

Posted in:Lauren Cohan

2012

07

Dec

Sofia Vergara’s Cleavage on Set of the Day


Sofia Vergara has come a long fucking way from being a broken down 20 year old single mothered faced with stripping or re-marrying rich….so she gets the importance of her ridiculous tits…and how at 40 and an Emmy winner…she owes a lot to them…so she might as well celebrate them and put them on blast on set…cuz really they are all that fucking matter….and I’m thankful for that….


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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

07

Dec

Priyanka Chopra Hot for GQ India of the Day


I don’t do enough Bollywood coverage…considering half of the modern world are Indians (dots not feathers) and if I became the premiere website for Bollywood stars, I’d probably actually make a lot of money…don’t steal my idea….I want to be the only one big in India…with the Royal Palace treatment….with Harems and all the butter chicken I can eat…and I want one of my wife’s to be this Chopra bitch…cuz seeing her in leather…excites me.

Posted in:Priyanka Chopra

2012

07

Dec

Natalia Vodianova is a Wet Babe of the Day


Natalia Vodianova has been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough….like NATALIA VODIANOVA is…they remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to easy convincing….

Here she is all wet and lovely…and I like it.

Posted in:Natalia Vodianova

2012

07

Dec

Jessie J Pantsless of the Day


Jessie J is the UKs version of Katy Perry / Lady Gaga….some annoying pop tart cunt who is never wearing pants…who guys everywhere get excited about because if they are gonna masturbate to some pop tart…sbhe might as well be the kind who never wears pants….but who just annoy me…cuz in a world with so many options in finding pantsless pics…I don’t need it to be accompanied by shitty fucking song….you know I’d rather see some broken down porn star pantsless than this spoiled brat who pollutes the radio and our youth…but I’m posting the pics anyway…cuz that’s just the kind of hypocrite I am…


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Posted in:Jessie J

2012

07

Dec

Claudia Galanti Hot on the Beach of the Day


I don’t know who Claudia Galanti is…but I do know she’s got a great understanding of beachwear…you know she just knows the right kind of bathing suit to wear to the beach to matter in the eyes of perverts like me…

These pics are pretty awesome….


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Posted in:Claudia Galanti

2012

07

Dec

On the Fifth Day of stepXMAS my Hooker Gave to Me…of the Day

A Real Touch Interactive – So That I can Fuck Myself better than she can fuck me…but more importantly so that I stop trying to fuck her…because my hooker thinks I’m disgusting…
…Best Gift Ever….

Modeled by the beautiful ARIEL REBEL and VERONICA VICE


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Posted in:stepXMAS

2012

07

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the night hanging with pornstars, criminals, and pugs…and it was an all around amazing time….but that was probably just because you weren’t there…and I love when you aren’t there…cuz I hate you….but that’s only because you never send me pics of half naked girls in their DRUNKENSWEATSHOP SHIRT

Here are some Morning LINKS….

WHEN PHOTOCOPIERS ATTACK! – VIDEO
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Guy Shoots His Girlfriend Because She Said Zombies Could Never Happen. Sounds Reasonable
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Drunk Tarzan Rope Swing is Probably Never a Good Idea
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LOL Animals of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan Has Added Stalking to Her List of Crazy
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The 25 Most Pause-Worthy Children’s Toys
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Free Cam Shows for Your Friday. (NSFW)
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These Lesbians Are Squirters (NSFW)
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Stoners Celebrate Legal Weed at the Space Needle: the Instagram Photos
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Ashley C is is Sexy in Lingerie (NSFW)
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Twas the Night Before Christmas – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

You know what doesn’t matter…This doesn’t matter…None of this matters…except for the VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE and these links…these links fucking matter…they change lives and get me sex…you should try them sometime…

Are you ready for 12/12/12 12:12:12 ? It’s coming.

End of the world.

Demi Moore Just Reached a New Level of Pathetic
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Ahhhhhhh Anythig Super Mario is Amazig – VIDEO
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Motocycle Cop Vs Speedbump
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Rose McGowan – Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Crazy Football/Soccer Tricks…
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Mariah Carey’s Big Old Tits
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Chrissy Teigen Shows Off Beach Bunny Swimwear
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I totally Have a Thing for Isla Fisher
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The CBS CEO Hates Angus T. Jones
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Raylene Richards is an Adorable Blonde Who Isn’t Shy
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Renata is a Super Sexy Red Head (NSFW)
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Is There A Safe Haven From The Coming Apocalypse?
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Free Cam Shows, Because I Know How to Satisfy Your Urges
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INCEST PORN SHOCKER—Dad & Daughter Have Baby & Sold Lesbian Sex Tapes: Cops
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What Every Lady Wants For Christmas (TRUST ME)
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Mommy is Masterbating… (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus Was in Another Shitty Movie – VIDEO
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Behind the Scenes with Melissa Debling and Jodie Gasson (NSFW)
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Naomi Campbell Topless with Kate Moss in Interview Russia (NSFW)
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Jessica Biel in a Slightly See Thru Gown Without a Bra (SITE NSFW)
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Judd Amatow is Living Up His Own Ass
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Ariel Winter’s Mom Shows Pimp Mama Kris Up And Then Some
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HERE’S SOME ANCHORMAN 2 GOSSIP!
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The 13 Most Lovable TV Alcoholics
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Alexis Adams is Fine By Me (NSFW)
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How Children React to Injustice!
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Baby Joins Street Performer
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Jennifer Hudson Less Fat – Not Naked
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Now THESE Are the Girls of the Year
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Oh, You Know, Just a Regular Old RV Boat. Wait, What?
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Lookig Good Sweetheart
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Tori Black Makes Damn Good Use Of Twitter
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Magician Sets Host on Fire, Whoops (SITE NSFW)
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Billionaire Computer Anti-Virus Programmer John McAfee Finally Popped In Guatemala For Murder Of His Friend In Belize
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Sera is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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The Time She Broke Some Dudes Nose with Her Pussy
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Supermodels Catwalked Around Off The Runway Yesterday
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Sexy Little Webcam Flasher
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LILO VS. AMANDA BYNES: WHOSE CRAZY WOULD MAKE FOR A BETTER TV SHOW?
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Mel Gibson ‘May Reach Out’ To Lindsay Lohan Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong There?
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Twas the Night Before Christmas
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Horrible Soccer Kick
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Eva Longoria is a Whore for GQ Mexico
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The Killers Have a Creepy Christmas Song…
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Hot Amateur Webcam Fuck
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Cops Jerking Off Dudes
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Hot Blonde with Dead Eyes Porn
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Birthday Girl Fetish Video
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Asian Girl Gets Groped
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I LIKE NAKED CELEBRITIES!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

06

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Ass in a Thong for Instagram of the Day


The highlight of the Victoria’s Secret informercial was not Candice Swanepoel sucking the dick of the corporation for making her matter…pretty much saying she owed her life to them like a scared battered wife…

But it was listening to her talk…cuz that accent just makes her that much better….and trust me that’s saying a lot coming from me…cuz I hate when models talk…it takes away from their whole being half naked modeling where they belong..

She posted this ass shot to instagram…reminding us that her body fucking matters….and she’s better at doing Victoria’s Secret catalog pics than Victoria’s Secret…cuz Victoria’s Secret despite selling thongs…can’t showcase thongs…INSANE but not as insane as how good this is…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel