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2012

06

Dec

Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson posted some pics of Miranda Kerr dressed in some flannel crop top shit to his instagram and being the troll that I am…I wrote something like “My first wife was wearing the same outfit as that the night she was high on meth and shot herself in the face in the backroom at the stripclub”….to which everyone ignored me…

Story of my fucking life…but here are some pics of Miranda Kerr looking relatively amazing…at least compared to my dead wife when she was wearing the same outfit….and now like Terry Richardson and Miranda Kerr…you can ignore me.

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2012

06

Dec

I Think Rose McGowan Looks Good of the Day

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It seems like the news of the day…or the highlight of the day…or the shit everyone is talking about today…is Rose McGowan’s face…being a little fucked up looking thanks to plastic surgery or botox she’s likely addicted to…that all started after a car accident..but I think she looks lovely…like a delicate flower…that needs to be cared for by me…

I’m not saying that because she told me I was an asshole and that I should be nicer before blocking me on facebook…you know tender words that made me feel loved and appreciated…

I’m saying that because at 40, she’s still got it going on, and she will forever be the great tits from the 90s I masturbated to….

I also like how she’s DRESSED FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON ….like a present I’d want under my tree…but then again…I’d pretty much want her everywhere I can get her….She’s a serious babe…

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2012

06

Dec

Jessica Biel’s Got a Good Dress of the Day

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Here’s a little Jessica Timberlake…who held out for years to be Jessica Timberlake….cuz you know in the 8 years they were “dating”….Justin Timberlake was at his peak…where he was off having his own REINDEER GAMES ….and I guess when you suck up jealousy and let your man do whatever it is they want to do while you sit at home hoping to get acting work…they decide “shit, I’ll stick it out with this one, even give her the baby she wants, cuz she doesn’t fucking annoy me like all the other jealous bitches out there”…reminding girls everywhere…to let your man fuck other girls…cuz it will make them love you more….

That said, Jessica Biel’s doing a good job making me appreciate her for more than a really fit and muscular body…as she wears this dress braless, probably with pasties..but suggestive enough to make me think I can see her full tit and that’s something fucking magical… TIS THE FUCKING SEASON

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2012

06

Dec

Magdalena Frackowiak Hot For Terry Richardson of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is some 26 year old polish model…and I am not even sure if this is her or not…I just saw her in her little dainty, lovely bra top that I want to lick until it dissolves…..and figured it must be….cuz I’ve DONE POSTS ON HER BEFORE …and she makes me wish communism was still in affect, and that leaving her country was next to impossible, giving me hope that I run across her in the human sex trade…but now I’ve got no hope… she’s too important and high profile…and rich…but at least I’ve got the pics…whether these cute ones I find erotic…or tits and ass and tits

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2012

06

Dec

Kelly Brook’s Lingerie Colllection for Christmas of the Day

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Tis the fucking Season to get your wife, love, girl you have a crus on at the coffee shop, a suggestive gift to make her feel sexy, have sex with you, or just get creeped the fuck out by you, but hopefully won’t report you to the authorities, because you like that coffee shop…and it’s part of your routine…..and Kelly Brook, opportunist, who figured out at her young age that Tits get hits…and shit’s worked out pretty nicely for her…life lesson to all the busty girls out there….

She’s promoting her lingerie…the best way she can…cuz tits get hits..and make for a Good fucking time that I am willing to endorse…

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2012

06

Dec

Mike Tyson is Amazing of the Day

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I love listening to Mike Tyson in interviews…talking all kinds of insanities…that are likely truths…because dude’s at the stage of bi-polar disorder, with a criminal record, where he doesn’t really have much to lie about or hide…

He’s not an actor, he knows he called his bitch a pig and that he beat her up…I mean he’s the Heavyweight Champion of the fucking world..what did she fucking expect….

So hearing about how he was fucking his wife during their divorce cuz she thought he was a bad bad man…only to catch Brad Pitt fucking her….leads to nothing but good times..

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2012

06

Dec

Karlie Kloss in Victoria’s Secret Underwear of the Day

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I am posting this because I haven’t been fucking raped, bombarded, alienated, and manipulated by Victoria’s Secret the last 3 weeks as they ramp up their Holiday advertising spend..I haven’t had enough of their half naked amazing looking models shoved down my throat in pictures…making me want to shove my dick down their throat in real life…leaving me with a printer out of ink and a dick full of paper cuts…from trying to make that happen….

The Victoria’s Secret goal…is that every fucking tree in America has at least one item from these evil motherfuckers…and the more they pump out girls like this half naked…the more likely that’s just what’s gonna happen…

This is Karlie Kloss..and if you’re wondering where she is today…her instagram says “Hello, Miami”….for art basel…now that I’ve planted the seed of your stalking…while Victoria’s Secret has planted the seed of your stocking with their stockings…..my job here is done…

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2012

06

Dec

Olivia Munn’s Showing Leg and Posing on Leno of the Day

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This is from a few days ago…but since I’d rather shoot myself in the dick then gauge my eyes out to divert the pain of being shot in the dick….than watch Leno…especially on Olivia Munn night…I’m only getting to them now….and I’m only posting them because the rage I feel when I see her…I’m talking seeing nothing but red…and not cuz she’s got a red dress on…but because she’s got a cunt attitude…and thinks she’s more relevant and important…and hotter than she fucking is…all cuz she launched her career targeting nerds who gave her that ego…and even with a relatively failed mainstream attempt…from movies to TV hosting…she hasn’t figured out that she fucking sucks at life…but I’ll still stare at her legs on a charir..with her skirt jacked up…because that’s just the kind of guy I am…a pervert…who is inconsistent in his hate….

I’m not gonna post the video clip…cuz that’s just gonna bring the anger back..and I’m in a zen place….

Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

06

Dec

Amanda Seyfried’s Tits at the Les Miserables Premiere of the Day

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I am into Les Mis and I am not just saying that because I’ve been masturbating to Susan Boyle’s virginity as she sings “I Had a Dream”….I am into Les Mis because I am a fucking ball of culture…and I like to immerse myself in the French Revolution…and the musical’s based on the shit….

Truthfully, I am just into Amanda Seyfried…from Disney caliber shitty movies to Lesbian Sex with Julianne Moore in indy films…to Fucking Dumpy boring public image…all while being open minded to being naked in movies…makes her someone I want to mail my semen to…but I don’t think I am legally allowed to do that…so I’ll just look at her pics instead….