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2012

28

Nov

The 2013 Pirelli Calendar Launched with Pregnant Adriana Lima Pics of the Day

I only have these Pregnant Adriana Lima pics from the Calendar…which aren’t very erotic…unless you have a ready to drop fetish…which I don’t…cuz afterbirth is disgusting…

I don’t have any of the actual hot pics yet, but I saw they had a launch party, and figured that meant topless pics everywhere of your favorite models you want to fuck but won’t fuck…cuz they are too good for you and too busy dating rich and famous people…cuz models are hookers too.

I figured I’d put this out there while we wait for the other pics of Summer Rayne Oakes (sounds like a real legit name), Isabeli Fontana, Karlie Kloss, Petra Nemcova and others to get scanned, leaked, released, as they always are….cuz people don’t respect copyright ….here are some pics….mainly behind the scenes pics…

It was shot in Rio…and so far it is not nearly nude enough…

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2012

28

Nov

Alyssa Miller Titties For Turkish Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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What were you doing July 4, 1989? It was the day my soul mate I’ve never met but figure she’s my soul mate cuz telling girls they are your soul mate usually tricks them into thinking you actually believe in your love for them….and they find that refreshing after all their failed relationships…you know to find someone so committed….and in turn that makes them want sex from you…

Her name is Alyssa Miller….she’s an SI model…she’s a babe…now she’s topless for Turkey…and I’m not talking Thanksgiving…I’m talking the arab country that’s more liberal than america is when it comes to tits….

Either way…she’s an all american vagina I want to experience in mouth, hand and penis.

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2012

28

Nov

Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Scam of the Day

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Jessica Simpson is pregnant again…some would say it was because she’s a fertile cum loving pervert who needs cum inside her at all times…while the skeptics like me…would say that it is the best way out of her million dollar weight watchers contract….in a “you can’t call me fat I’m still pregnant – so I will not pay you those millions back” kinda way….but the real issue is why her Jesus loving Christian conservative, uneducated, walmart working fans haven’t written her off as a divorcee, hooker, heathen, harlot with babies out of wedlock slut….is it cuz those Christians are inconsistent and full of shit in their brain wash hustle….or is it that they are so forgiving….so many questions that all end in one very important place….her ridiculous bra size….

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2012

28

Nov

Selena Gomez in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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After looking at these pics of her troll belly trying to look cute while looking like some kind of rodent face….I realize why Justin Beiber, Homosexual, would take his fake relationship for his tween fans to Victoria’s Secret, because like closet cases everywhere, Victoria’s Secret models are the girls the media tells us to like when we have no interest in girls…while everyone, gay or straight…knows a Disney childstar who has fallen off now that the Disney Peter Pan drugs are wearing off…rounding her out into what you’d expect a girl named Gomez to look like…is not anything to brag about when you’re a fucking star and theoretically can fuck anything that isn’t portly….

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2012

28

Nov

Laura O’Neall Topless for Nero Homme of the Day

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Laura O’Neall is a no name model…with no name model drive to one day be a known model….even though no name models still make a good living…it is the notoriety they seek….notoriety that comes in the form of pretty much shooting softcore porn…but pretending it is fashion so that the advertisers don’t catch onto the fact that it is softcore porn…and really any girl willing to do softcore porn…is a friend of fucking mine…even if I’ve never met them…or followed them home after work to camp out on their fire escape in hopes of watching them shower…as I do with most my friends….

Here are the pics for some magazine called Nero Homme

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2012

28

Nov

Madonna Ass on Stage Pic of the Day

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The day is not complete or doesn’t unless you see a 55 year old ass in fishnets pretending she is Lady Gaga pretending to be her in 1990…in some pile of confusing time warp shit that is both pathetic and inspiring …disgusting and erotic…confusing and so fucking real…..

It’s like Madonna was hot in the early 90s, Gaga ripped her off, now Madonna is making a statement….2.5 decades later….dressing up like Gaga….who dresses up like Madonna….and shit is just a fucking mind fuck….I think I just shat myself…a feeling Madonna’s old, anal loving ass, probably gets all the time…especially on stage…wearing this…that incontinence diaper needing senior citizen…..all amazing in fishnets…

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2012

28

Nov

Victoria Justice Spanks Ariana Grande Jailbait Fantasy of the Day

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Victoria Justice and Ariana Grande are some jailbait child stars…future drug addicts…prostitute, sex tape stars….who end up at rock bottom never quite garnering the fame they once had….at the fucking top of their celebrity game…on some kids show that involves spanking each other…cuz they know dirty old men are into the shit and it is a grey area or appropriate…you know slip it in for their pervert twitter fans…..while the tweens who watch it don’t notice…and I’ve got the screenshots to encourage you to discuss this controversy that really doesn’t fucking matter in any fucking way….you perverts….

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2012

28

Nov

Maryna Linchuk Bikini in Miami of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model…and that really makes a fucking difference in the grand scheme of staring at her in a bikini…on the beach..in Miami…as does her being the face of Miss Dior Cherie….and in ads for Gap, H&M, Versace….and even walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show…like it fucking matters…when looking at her in a bikini….cuz you see…she’s a fucking babe in a bikini…I don’t need to see her awards, accalades, or bank account….and I don’t need to talk to her management….to stare at her in a fucking bikini….I just have to stare at her in a bikini….see how this works here? Easy.

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2012

28

Nov

Kamila Mackowiak Modeling Sleepwear of the Day

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Kamila Mackowiak is some Playboy looking chick who has been in Playboy Poland…which I hear they print on recycled tires…and in public bathroom walls…cuz that’s just the kind of budget they have….

I guess she’s got big dreams of being in Playboy Germany, and Playboy Mexico and one day…if she’s lucky…making an appearance in actual Playboy….

Playboy….a magazine that is so starved for content…any webcam girl or girl willing to show her tits is now a model to keep their members happy…in some glorified stripper shit….that used to be prestigious to be a part of…where the girls were actually quality…now they are just gutter…and Playboy Poland is their fucking armpit…

But that said, this Kamila Mackowiak, with her fake tits and fake hair, fake tan and fake lips bring the sleepwear….sleepwear girls I get with never actually wear….unless it is valentines day and they are trying to be adventurous….because for the most part…it’s just fucking sweatpants and sleep apnea in my bed….making me think clothes like this are just fucking mocking me….here are the pics.

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2012

28

Nov

Mariah Carey Tits for X-Mas of the Day

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Tis the fucking season for fat chicks singing with their tits hanging out for the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ…where we are encouraged to spend our money and get in debt and do all things totally unchristian for Christmas….like masturbate to this harlot as people make amazing commentary to her performance……

I love the Holidays….Seriously….

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