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2012

26

Nov

Maryse Ouellet Modeling Her New Bikini Line of the Day

Maryse Ouellet is some 30 year old Montreal chick living in LA who I have never met because I didn’t frequent the stripclub she was working at before becoming a WWE model, wrestler, set of fake tits to make the experience of watching the shit less homoerotic, gay for pay, foreplay….

Apparently she has leveraged her low level of fame into a line of bikinis and since I encourage strippers to diversify their efforts, sure usually I’m working them to give me a blowjob in the booth, but a bikini line is okay too, especially when you spent all that money on your tits…

Here are some of the catalog shots…they would look great on the walls of a gutter tanning salon….

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2012

26

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini for Instagram of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel posted this bikini pic to Instagram a few hours ago and it helped me start my day off in a relatively decent hungover…rocking 3 hours of sleep…looking for more booze to calm these shakes…kinda way…you know by rubbing it in my fucking face that her life is easy, that her work involves doing what she does in her spare time….but gets paid for it….all while looking better than anything I’ve ever fucked…and I’ve fucked some decent looking prostitutes back before the recession in the early 90s….and for some reason…it doesn’t make me bitter, jealous or angry, I’m just happy she’s sharing with us….

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2012

26

Nov

Kendall Jenner Panstless for Miss Vogue Australia of the Day

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Kendall Jenner may be under 18 still…but I figure the real crime in posting these pics of her…that I am kinda uncomfortable posting are the responsibility of Miss Vogue Australia for taking them…you know anyone who gets tweens half naked…despite it being legal…is pushing the limit a little more than I like…it’s this grey area that makes me feel uncomfortable…even if the 17 year old wants to be famous…or if her mom and sisters are pushing her into this…and even if she looks better than the rest of her family…and is going to end up being hot…but yet I am still compelled to post it…cuz Ryan Seacrest and the Kardashian team have me as brain washed as they have the rest of America…and I hate them for that….

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2012

26

Nov

Hayden Panettiere’s Weird Boyfriend Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know why Hayden Panettiere decided to post this pic of her and her boyfriend riding something…but I’m pretty glad she did it…cuz seeing her vagina jacked up against whatever the hell they are sitting on….while the dude who rams her from behind unprotected…is jacked up behind her…is pretty much liking watching her in a group sex porn….sure she’s clothed…sure it’s innocent…but I got a feeling her panties are soaking…but only because this is the internet and I can interpret this picture however I fucking want…you creeps…

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2012

26

Nov

Cindy Crawford Bikini Pic from Mexico of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is and old thing in a new package and as much as I generally hate old things in any package…except maybe a snow suit…I am kinda into this Cindy Crawford old thing…cuz models just age better than regular humans cuz models are vain, image obsessed and scared the world will judge them when they fall off like they were Anna Nicole Smith…cuz there is nothing the catty, haters want to see more than someone so celebrated for being a babe…no longer a babe….and by the looks of it…Cindy Crawford is winning this fight….and I’m not just saying that cuz we had a moment and exchanged glances once and she smiled at me….as our souls connected a couple of years ago…I’m saying that cuz she’s good.

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2012

26

Nov

Lucy Pinder is Busty in an Unknown Shoot of the Day

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This post is dedicated to Glamour Model fighter….Travis…who hates girls with big breasts and who are willing to show off their big breasts in exchange for money and fame in the UK….

Like I said earlier today…..it is a kinda weird thing to hate on…considering girls who are willing to show off their retarded big tits for such simple and obvious reasons…are fucking awesome….and not just because they are usually broken and have daddy issues…but because I get to stare at their tits.

All this to say…Travis is weird.

Here’s Lucy Pinder in some bra shoot that is unknown…but lovely enough for me to stare at….

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2012

26

Nov

Anastasia Bondarenko Topless Photoshoot for Paul Morel of the Day

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I saw these pics of Anastasia Bondarenko…a model I never heard of…but am glad that I have now…cuz she’s a funny story…along with being awesome …especially when topless…

Her birth name….is Nastya….her agency changed it to more digestible in the American Market Anastasia….in some kind of rebrand cuz Nastya….means a whole lot more to us English people…that probably isn’t really good for branding a naked fashion model….

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2012

26

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger’s Classic Upskirt of the Day

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Good Old Fashioned – Getting Out of the car…Panty Flash….good thing she tucked..

Get it cuz she’s got a tranny face….and is so liberal with her panties like a tranny….trying to overcompensate their woman act…to make us believe she’s not a tranny…all thanks to a little tape and well planned paparazzi timing…

Not that she’s a tranny…at least not by my requirements…the tits and the illusion of being a woman…is more than enough for me….it’s not gay if they have long hair….

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2012

26

Nov

Anne V Still On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

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Bikini and lingerie models are fun…because they are professional bikini wearers…which makes looking at them on the beach in a bikini casually and for free…you know on their off time way more spectacular….because normal girls are totally inefficient at parading around half naked…that’s why these girls get paid the big money right? It’s like watching a pro athlete play his sport recreationally…or some shit…or maybe it’s not all that spectacular at all…especially not for someone who likes seeing all girls half naked…especially knowing Adam Levine and his horrible music was inside this vagina…making her almost disgusting to look at…or maybe I’m just lost in that untoned stomach…she needs to step up her bikini model game…cuz we’ve seen her WAY BETTER THAN THIS ….I guess it’s the off season….

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2012

26

Nov

Natasha Poly Turns Me On in Madame Figaro of the Day

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Natasha Poly is a pretty major Russian model who is loved by all….

She’s 27, started modeling in 2004, and is married…which kinda makes her fucking boring…at least to me…cuz rich chicks married to rich dudes…living the rich life…that she takes a break from every so often for a huge 1,000,000 dollar ad campaigns….isn’t really all that inspiring to me….you see I like my girls more broken…especially when they have similar beginnings as her…

It was 1985, in communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….forced to fend for herself at the age of 15, because both her parents died in a work camp of hypothermia, our heroine joined the sex trade….where she worked for the Russian mob….suckin’ dick…

Is far better than, she was scouted and a milionaire at 18…

But I’ll still look at her posing in pictures wearing lacy things….cuz she’s lovely…

Especially Since She’s Done FULL FRONTA SHOOTS BEFORE ….