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2012

16

Nov

Amazing Girls in Underwear for MeUndies of the Day

I always bring you the goods…here are a some hot as fuck models posing in underwear for an interesting concept Underwear company that I’m digging right now called. MeUndies

The underwear concept is simple…awesome underwear…shipped to you monthly…or a la carte…depending on your needs…

This can save your fucking life…and possibly even change your game when it comes to getting laid…because MeUndies hook you up and sort you out with brand new underwear every month…

This is something I know my soiled, lazy, slob ass could use…and will use….but more importantly…what all the women who bed me could use….because fresh underwear makes bedding me less of a nightmare….

MeUndies , “The World’s Most Comfortable Underwear” are made from top quality fabric, , available in a bunch of amazing, modern and convenient styles and are under 20 bucks….but remember they can save your fucking life at least when it comes to getting laid….and can fix this problem you probably didn’t realize you had…

I suggest you sign up for monthly auto shipment program that come with a 20% discount and arrive at your door every fucking month….without you having to do anything…

Even if you don’t want underwear for yourself, because you’re married and have given up on getting laid….you can always sign your woman up, or a woman you want up, cuz there’s one thing that will get you laid in life…and that’s buying a girl underwear…and these MeUndies guys do it monthly…giving her an excuse to model them for you…monthly…getting you laid…at least once a month….

Works for me….and if you’re not into it…you can always just stare at their models in underwear….girls you’ll never get…cuz you keep your shit shit stained….

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT MEUNDIES, THEIR UNDERWEAR OF THE MONTH CLUB, OR BUY THE ONLY UNDERWEAR YOU NEED AT A LIMITED TIME 20% DISCOUNT USING CODE DSF AT CHECKOUT

Remember what your mom said…always wear clean undies….in case you get run over…you trainwreck….

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2012

16

Nov

Lady Gaga’s Cake Picture of the Day

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I guess Lady Gaga is proud of her new song and Terry Richardson video of her half naked and fucking with cake and other half naked girls…cuz she posted this up on twitter….but I guess she likes anything that gets people talking about her…because everythin about Gaga is up there with being the fucking worst….except maybe when I was grabbing at her ass a few years ago….right when she was first starting to become famous….that wasn’t the worst at all…

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2012

16

Nov

Miley Cyrus For Twitter of the Day

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What the world needs now more than ever is a little hipster Miley in some short red pants with boots and a tube top showing off her little tits and stomach…..while making duck faces like a 15 year old she may or may not be genetically modified to be thanks to disney….and by the world I mean my masturbation…

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2012

16

Nov

Lara Stone’s Tits for M le Monde of the Day

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We’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits before…but that doesn’t mean we’ve seen Lara Stone’s tits nearly enough…you see we aren’t married to her…or forced to deal with her shit…that after a few months or years gets real fucking tedious…making all tits…from the fat chick at the McDonalds you’re getting lunch at…to the neighbor…to any girl who isn’t Lara Stone’s tits more appealing…..so we are pure…and honest Lara Stone titty observers….making me ready for more…..

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2012

16

Nov

The Best Picture of Britney Spears You Will See Today of the Day

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I don’t watch the X-Factor…so as far as I’m concerned Britney is still the crazy fat slob shaving her head and flashing her cunt…breaking out of her cage/bear trap that her handlers had her in…by getting knocked up by a genius opportunist’s sperm….because this medicated, controlled, Britney is just depressing….so I ignore she exists…but that was until today…when this hard nipple pic dropped in my inbox…cuz a hard nippled mom…no matter what her mental illness or depressing life may be…is still a tit worth looking at….

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2012

16

Nov

Kristy Kaurova Hot Winter Photoshoot of the Day

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It’s cold as fuck here – so I figure why not post some aspirational pictures of an erotic pantsless winter….

I know more dreadful catalog type pics of skinny models you’ve never heard of like Kristy Kaurova from Russia…who is making moves by photographing well…you know escaping a life of gymnastics and/or mail order bride and/or rationed bread and/or weight lifter and/or beating the Americans into Space and/or who the fuck cares about Russia…this is globalization motherfuckers…we are all God’s people…of the same species and our difference don’t change are anatomy…and our anatomy…at least this Kristy Kaurova model’s anatomy makes me want to rub my flacid anatomy against her inner thigh….I’m romantic like that….but more importantly….I’m into world peace like that….

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2012

16

Nov

India Reynolds’ Nuts Outtakes is the Glamour Model of the Day

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As a reformed hater of Glamour models…I can say I really respect India Reynolds and appreciate her hard work…

You see because just a few months ago…I used to laugh at these Glamour Models…thinking all they wanted to be was actual models…but due to lack of a good face or height…they were forced to do these low level shoots for men’s magazines…

But then I realized…that these girls…are not aspiring models at all…if anything they are closer to strippers…but even stripping probably wouldn’t have been their career of choice…but instead hosting, or bar tending, or waitressing….but thanks to perks and opportunities and fame…they’ve become thrown their reservations aside and become nude models…showing off their rockin’ tits…and sex appeal that is far more interesting that actual models…and far more appealing that strippers or hookers anyone has access to….and the whole thing has made them famous…They are the Samantha Fox of the 2000s….shit’s always existed…but for some reason it brings hope of a better tomorrow….where new busty girls follow their lead…giving us an endless supply of busty topless girls we’d otherwise never see topless….

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2012

16

Nov

Lucy in Lingerie for Jeff Tse of the Day

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Jeff Tse is some photographer….who has shot for a bunch of magazines from Harper’s to Allure to Teen and your favorite masturbation fodder – Seventeen….and now he shot this Lucy girl….who is some fantastic bodied unknown model…who is playing her fucking cards right by getting half naked for a photographer who has a bit of a track record…especially when her body looks like this…she’s good.

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2012

16

Nov

Melissa Debling’s Gutter Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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When you go to the trouble and the expense of buying fake tits of this magnitude…being in lingerie is kinda what you are meant to do…or destined to do…or the only thing you can do to make it all make sense…otherwise…there would be one massively confused riff in the universe….meaning a classy young lady like this Melissa Debling who I don’t know, recognize or want to bother googling or even searching this site to find out more on….should be banned from wearing anything but lingerie….I mean why save it for photoshoots like this…when it could and should be her everyday outfit…to the bank, funerals, grocery stores…you know make them titties matter girl….

Here are the pics…of what look tacky, trashy, and low level pig of a stripper..the way I like it…she’s not hot..but she’s got tits…which save her….

Garbage…

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2012

16

Nov

Yvonne Strahovski for Complex of the Day

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Yvonne Strahovski is some 30 year old Polish / Australian actress who has been in Chuck and Dexter and I guess that’s about it…..I mean that was until today…because today…she’s also been featured as the cover girl for our favorite magazine – Complex…and we aren’t just saying that because they are the only magazine who believed in us before we let them down miserably….back in 2007…we are saying that cuz they are up to speed on what’s good…and based on her pics…I see a lovely…bright…semi-erotic…definite nude scene in her future….and that makes me happy…an emotion that is new to me…but surprisingly quite pleasurable….but maybe that’s cuz she’s a babe…or maybe it’s cuz she’s Australian and I love Australians…Doesn’t matter here are the pics…

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