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2012

06

Nov

Sophie Turner is a Good Lawyer of the Day

I know Sophie Turner’s rocking body is one the industry she has been trying to be a part of doesn’t give a fuck about….

I know that she is forced to take pics of herself…for the internet and her creepy fans…cuz no one gives a fuck about her….at least not the right people her 35 year old ass is probably too old and too replaceable to bother with….

I know she’s a lawyer….with a law degree cuz she didn’t believe in herself as a model and figured it was the smart back-up plan…..

But I think what she needs to do…is focus her energy on that hook, you know the fact she’s a lawyer and looks like a hooker…cuz maybe people will stop complaining about the outrageously hourly rates lawyers are notorious for…and maybe…if all lawyers looked like this, dressed like this, the reputation of the lawyer would be closer to that of a hooker…cuz if they are fucking you up the ass…they might as while have fake tits, ass, hair and tans and be in bikinis about it….since paying for half naked girls never gets complaints…

It’s a new business model…merge one hourly rate profession everyone hates with another one everyone loves…

I am a genius…and so are Sophie Turner’s self shot pics.

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2012

06

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


America – Remember to Vote – because your vote will make all the difference in the corporate run America both these people are figureheads for….I don’t trust anyone or anything – but you should probably still vote – even if there is no lesser of two evils…just lies from all sides brought to you by great marketing…

Or you could always ignore the elections and just masturbate to the titty pics I post…

Either way, we’re in it to win it, together….no homo…

Here are some links

Just a Plain Old, Regular Electricity Fight. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day is Kinda Gross
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Call Me a Kid But I Would LOVE to Rip Around in This Kid’s Upgraded Powerwheel
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Anna Andelise is a Sexy Brunette and I’m Lovin It (SEMI NSFW)
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Amber is Most Definitely a Great Morning Distraction (SEMI NSFW)
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Bertney’s Mama & Papa Won That Dang Ol’ Court Case ‘Gainst That There Mooslim Fella (Not Obama)
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They Are Basically Filming a Seniors Version of The Hangover But The Starring Cast Makes Me Think It May Be Awesome
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The 10 Most Uncanny Physical Resemblances In Movies
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Free Cam Shows Because It Will Be More Fun Than Watching the Election (NSFW)
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MILF and a Dildo Anyone? (NSFW)
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Hilarious “Mom Spanked The Gay Out of Me” Video Now With Music
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Kate Upton’s Vogue Italia Spread
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Now THIS is One Dirty Bird – VIDEO
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Sexy Games For You to Have Your Way With (NSFW)
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2012

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

You know what….I think I love you….but I think I love most things when I am drunk and celebrating Election Eve…being Canadian…makes me pretty involved in the shit….

Here are the stepLINKS….

Miley Lesbian Porn….Maybe…
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WTF Photo of the Day is Also a Pretty Sexy Photo of the Day
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Jennifer Walcott Sexy in Stripes
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Shortest Fight Ever
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Taylor Swift Boring Slut in Elle Canada
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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The 25 Weirdest Vintage Advertisments
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Rita Rusic’s Sexy 52 Year Old Bikini Body
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Jenny Takes a Sexy Shower, Check It Out (NSFW)
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Kety is a Sexy Serbian Godess (SEMI NSFW)
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Meet Chrissa Caroline
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Free Cam Shows Anyone? (NSFW)
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Will Ferrel Will Do ANYTHING For Obama to Win – VIDEO
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This Girl’s Bikini is Inadequate and It’s All on Video (NSFW)
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Sexy Games For Your Scheduled Free Play (NSFW)
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Kate Gosselin’s Kids Would Be Better Off Raised By a Pack of Pitbulls If You Ask Me
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Taylor Swift, Cause Itès a Slow Day
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Playboy Kama Sutra: The Confessional (NSFW)
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Jena Malone Topless from The Painted Lady (NSFW)
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I Don’t Think She’s a Virgin… (NSFW)
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Mouse Trap Nut Tap – VIDEO
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IMDB Top 250 in 2 1/2 Minutes – VIDEO
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Okay One More WTF Photo of the Day for Good Measure
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Ashley Tisdale Halloween Camel Toe We Missed Out On (NSFW)
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Louis CK Hosted SNL and Here’s a Review
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Stallone’s New Movie
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IMDB Top 250 in 2.5 Minutes
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Look At This Camel Toe And Try Not To Puke In Your Mouth
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Mash-Up
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Rumer Willis is in a Bikini But I’m Not Sure How I Feel About It
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The Hottest Celeb Twit Pics From Instagram – GALLERY
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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How To: Cook Like a Boss (SITE NSFW)
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Rihanna is in a Bikini Again
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Lesbian Changing Room Fantasy (NSFW)
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Need To Get Away For A Couple’s Weekend: Try The Fisting Hotel (NSFW)
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Still MILFY
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Katie Goes Nude and You’ll Love It (NSFW)
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED $1 MILLION TO STAR IN PORN FILM PLEASE GOD MAKE IT SO
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Will Ferrell Wants You to Vote
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Admitting You’re A Fucking Pussy
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Electricity fight
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Kristen Bell Is Pregnant With Lamest Kid Ever THanks to Its Dad
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Cum in Her Ass Compilation
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Lots of Celebs in Sex Scenes
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Girls Getting Naked on Webcam
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

05

Nov

Brooke Burke Gangnam Style of the Day

I try to ignore that gangnam style exists…but for some reason…it is everywhere…I don’t know if the Korean who came up with it was making a sick joke on society…but everyone gets a fucking kick out of it…sings a long to it and does the stupid dance…it’s the thing to do right now…that confuses the fuck out of me…even when old ladies with awesome bodies like Brooke Burke do the shit…but that’s not because I hate old ladies with hot bodies…but because I hate this fucking movement…it is designed for water coolers and 9-5ers everywhere…and it must be taken out back and shot…but it won’t…it is bigger than me…and I’ll just have to pretend it doesn’t exist…like I do with most things I realize we need to numb, dumb and control the general population of retards…

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2012

05

Nov

Kristen Stewart is Not Hot of the Day


It amazes me that with an inbred face like this….people actually give a fuck about this girl….I mean a face like this is not meant to be famous, glamourous, celebrity….it is meant to be ripping lines of meth in efforts to abort her unwanted baby she can’t identify the baby daddy of…cuz it happened when she was raging….and even when she wears slutty dresses…she can’t win me over…which I assume is every girls’ objective in life….because I’m pretty great.


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2012

05

Nov

Rumer Willis is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve always been freaked out by Rumer Willis’ weird face that I blame on bad genetics and a bionic mother who has modified herself to look like a different person…one she wasn’t genetically meant to be….coupled with heavy drug use…..but apparently…I am also freaked out by her ass….


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2012

05

Nov

Gabriella Toth Naked for fART of the Day


Gabriella Toth is a nude model who you won’t find much on if you google her…and she is modeling nude in a magazine called fART that I am posting because I like naked girls….especially when they are combined with something called fART cuz I find fART funny…especially when it stands for Fashion & Art….when they probably should re-worked their name into something I little less frat boy….but maybe that’s the “irony” of the whole thing…you see cuz fashion people are obnoxious cunts like that….and Gabriella Toth is hiding her cunt in their magazine…and that is really what matters.

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2012

05

Nov

Miley Cyrus in Borgore Video Featuring Pornstar Jessie Andrews of the Day

Miley Cyrus is so hot right now…and I don’t even know why…but this horrible music video…or at least dubstep song set to a music video….kinda touches on it…

There’s lots of Titty-being grabbed and smeared with cake…there’s lots of Tongue and lots of fun with a cheap as fuck song that any autistic kid could have produced and written and not cuz autism breeds genius savants but cuz it is retarded lyrics that you don’t need social skills or any real skill to come up with…but that will make this homie a fuck of a lot of money…reminding me that I should be making stepMUSIC….if I ever really want to end my suffering…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

05

Nov

UFC’s Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day

She’s got a body bro…which makes sense because she’s the “other” ring girl in the UFC…that makes the whole homo-erotic experience a little less homo….cuz you can focus on the bitches between the rounds….instead of the dudes grinding dicks together in submissive holds….all romantic…like the foreplay in a gay porno flick…..

Fit and tight…makes an average looking stripper face…seem lovely enough for me….cuz these UFC girls are ex Vegas strippers Dana White recruited while balling out with Saudi money when launching the UFC to make everyone billions…..right?

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2012

05

Nov

Candice Swanepoel is Funny of the Day


So Candice Swanepoel’s handlers at Victoria’s Secret who run her instagram…had a funny typo when posting this picture of her either at her fitting…or as a placeholder or excuse to mention her fitting…

This is what they wrote:

Did my #VSfashionshow fitting today. Amazing how everyone came together after #sandy. #theshowmusthoon @victoriassecret

Since you’re an idiot…I laughed because the # The Show Must Ho On….like bitch knows she’s just a half naked prostitute with a great body making millions without having to fuck her way to the top….but by still exploiting herself…even if we are all fucking hookers…her honesty…was lovely…and just more reason to like her.

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