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2012

31

Oct

Izabel Goulart’s Got Legs for Days of the Day

Here are some pics of Izabel Goulart, a MODEL I’VE POSTED ON BEFORE …you know because she’s pretty fucking famous and worked for Victoria’s Secret back in the Brazilian girl craze that I think has died down since Gisele’s dick was exposed…in Tom Brady’s mouth…while playing Locker Room initiation games on their front year….

This is some Eduardo Rezende Photoshoot that took place at some point this year…and she’s got ridiculous fucking legs and I love legs…and these legs are probably a huge reason why she’s making money as a model…

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2012

31

Oct

Alexi Wasser Nipples in a Bra of the Day

Alexi Wasser is some 31 year old actor who I may never heard of…because I don’t live in LA and I am not a scenester…and her major roles include being “Female Student” in Art School Confidential…..apparently she’s on that HBO shit Girls about fat hipsters getting laid….but I don’t watch that shit….but more importantly….she was in PURPLE flashing her bra, showing nipple, while being pretty cute, even for a 31 year old doing it…and that’s why I’m posting her…cuz fun girls are the best girls.

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2012

31

Oct

Throwback Lara Stone Nude Photoshoot of the Day


The nice thing about nude pics is that they last forever…long after the girl in them is old, dead, fat, retired or locked in a basement somewhere.

These pics were taken in 2007, long before Lara Stone tried to sue me for posting her honey moon pics….and long before I called her out for having a shitty ass….and long before I re-fell in love with her awesome fucking tits…

If you want to see MY LARA STONE TIMELINE OF OUR TURBULENT RELATIONSHIP CLICK HERE

I’ve posted these pics before – but I like to think of them as a reminder of Halloween, now that she’s wearing her 5 year older and married costume everyday of her fucking life.

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2012

31

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about life is that 95 percent of girls or at least of girls you actually want to fuck is that they have never been fucked properly. That is why 50 shades of grey shit works so well you see cuz 95 percent of women want to be fucked proper….

They don’t care if you are fat, if your dick is small, they just want to be destroyed in the bedroom and it might as well be you doing it.

So my advice to you today is the learn how to fuck a girl… Cuz if you do…they will all be hooked and your dick will never go dry again as others worry about money or locking down to the first girl they ever boned for fear of never finding another girl who accepts their premature ejaculation…you worry about figuring out how to fuck proper cuz life is better when you do.

Here are some morning links….Yes, I know it is Halloween…I am just too cool for that shit…and not buying into mainstream events cuz I am so obscure and underground like that…but I do like the slutty costumes…even though in my life…the sluts come out 365 days a year….


Let’s Start Off With a Halloween Surprise! – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Lena Vamp Vamps It Up For Halloween (SEMI NSFW)
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This Halloween Scare Prank Backfires
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Hujnter McCloud is Nude on the Couch
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Gisele Bundchen Gets Playful in Harper’s Bazaar Brazil November (Photo Gallery)
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The 25 Most Badass Horror Movie Heroines
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Free Cam Shows for Some Halloween Sexiness
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This Chick is a Big Boobed Squirter
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Cassie Ventura
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Penny Mathis and Her Big Old Tits (NSFW)
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Here’s Some Horror Movie Roles of Big Movie Stars, Check It Out – VIDEO
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These Games Will Make Your Halloween as Sexy as It Can Be (NSFW)
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2012

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

East Coast Girls, I say I hope you are keeping dry during this Hurricane Sandy flooding…but deep down inside I really want you wet…dripping…off my face….

Here are some stepLINKS….

And Now Coco’s Soaking Wet Breasts Trying To Describe A Hurricane While Standing In A Hurricane – VIDEO
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Linda Hamilton, Come And Get Your Movie Son
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Okay This Contortionist Chick is Freaking Me the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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Hurricane Sandy Vs Girl in a Bikini
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This Half Naked Tit is Better Than Most Full Tits, Don’t You Think?
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Keira Knightley Hot for Flare
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Erin Fox for Playboy….
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Luckiest Man in Russia
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Candace Bailey Poses On The Beach
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Jessica-Jane Clement’s Hotness Is Nuts!
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Oh Hey It’s Sophie Turner Again!
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Melissa Marie is Sexy in the County (NSFW)
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Erin Fox is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Kyndra McGraw is All Laid Out (SEMI NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows That You Will Love, I Promise! (NSFW)
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Pretty 18 Year Old Makes a Dirty Video (NSFW)
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Octomom’s Son Watched Her Porno Video. Oh Good
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Horror Roles of Big Movie Stars
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I like Camille Rowe Naked in Purple
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Crazy Fucking Crab
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Kate Upton’s Vogue Italia Bullshit
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You Won’t Be Able to Get Enough of These Sexy Games
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Keira Knightley Flaunts it for Flare Magazine (Photo Gallery)
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Sienna West gets Naked with a Busty Blonde (NSFW)
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Camille Rowe Nude for Purple Magazine (NSFW)
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These Sluts Show Off Their Amazing Asses (NSFW)
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Bloomberg’s Sign Language Lady is the Breakout Star of Hurrican Sandy If You Ask Me – VIDEO
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James Bond is Awesome and Here’s Some Stuff You Probably Don’t Know About 007
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New York City is Empty – A VIDEO
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Olga Kurylenko Bikini Top Pokies (NSFW)
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Some JLO, Cause It’s Been Awhile
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Scary Empty NYC
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Poop in my Butt – Worst Song Ever
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Miranda Kerr Voted ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ by ‘Esquire’ UK: See Behind-the-Scenes Footage From Her Seductive Shoot (VIDEO & PHOTOS)
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Nicole Scherzinger is Useless But Lookin Fit
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Who’s Old Lady Titties Just Jumped The Shark?
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Stephanie Monique is Super Sexy
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Ella and Vivian Have a HUGE Fucking Strap On
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Robin Williams Talks Porn
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Some Playboy Chick in Video
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Drunk Cat
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Alligator Steals Fish from Girl
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Nicole Scherzinger Hates Cock
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New Yorkers Lined-Up To Use Pay Phones in SoHo After Hurricane Sandy and More Photos
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Guess Who May Have Another Sex Tape?
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That Guy Who Was Britney Spears’ Drug Dealer Would Like To Be Lindsay Lohan’s Drug Dealer
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Some Playboy Vampire Bullshit for Halloween
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Taylor Swift Boring New Video
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Russian Cat Circus
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Is Rikki Six the Hottest New Girl in the Game?
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Hot Girls Who Get Naked on the Internet for Free are my GFs….
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Naked Famous Girls in Sex Scenes
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

30

Oct

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Got a Hot Dress of the Day

This Rosie Hungtington-Whitely character is pretty alright. I think she’s going places…unfortunately none of those places are into the sex dungeon in my basement…or more importantly…in my mouth.


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2012

30

Oct

Rosie Jones and Other Glamour Models in some 2013 Calendar Outtakes of the Day

So Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Sam Cooke, India Reynolds, Kelly Hall and Emily O’Hara and other interchangeable, yet equally lovely Glamour models, who get paid, probably very little cuz it comes with fame, to get topless…..and I am posting it cuz this is how Halloween is done, even though this isn’t for Halloween, but that’s just it…get slutty and in costume every fucking day, not just for a weekend or week in October…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…it doesn’t matter…but here are topless pics of some Glamour models…and they are amazing…

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2012

30

Oct

Kourtney Kardashian Ass Grab of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian is part of the devil tribe of brown hairy monsters who have no business being famous…but who are famous because the media and Ryan Seacrest know how to influence the retard public…pretty much destroying the little faith I have in humanity…or at least in America….

Seriously…I was in a store that was playing Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, that I was once a guest of, and they were talking about Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend who is fingering her mom asshole cuz her mom pussy no longer has any elasticity and no longer feels….in public for the paparazzi like she was her porn star sister….getting married….because Ryan Seacrest owns these twats and makes a fortune off these twats and helps shameless promote these twats…feeding them to his listeners everywhere….and shit just makes me remember he needs to be taken out back and shot….cuz he is in fact the worse fucking human ever.

I hate the Kardashians and acknowledging they exist…but I love a good public ass fingering.


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2012

30

Oct

Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass for Esquire of the Day

Miranda Kerr is a pretty amazing mother…not because I know anything about her parenting skills…or really whether she even takes care of her kids or whether she just pawns it off to the nannies and staff her and her husband can easily afford….I don’t know if she’s caring or nurturing or if she breast feeds or teaches her kids morals and values that they will carry into adulthood…becoming responsible adults of their own….she is an amazing mother…cuz she looks like this…when most mother’s are substantially less amazing…at least to look at…

I am a Miranda Kerr fan…even in an era of too many of the same vaginas being recycled from magazine to magazine….

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2012

30

Oct

Coco’s Wet Tits Have the Best Hurricane Sandy Coverage of the Day

I watched CNN earlier to see what was going on with the Hurricane…and I never watch CNN because it is the biggest pile of sensationalized shit and it makes me nervous that it is the number 1 news source for America….but they sure have great graphics to distract our small minds…and they do have a great way to make big deals of all things unimportant…when really if they are gonna be smutty about it – they might as well have hired Coco….cuz this is awesome…the best Hurrican Sandy coverage to date. Seriously…

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