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2012

01

Oct

Emily Ratajkowski Nude Compilation Video of the Day

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Here’s a weird edit some creep made of Emily Raajkowski….

Emily Ratajkowski is some model who may hate me and has blocked me on Instagram and Twitter…but I still like looking at her aspiring to be famous tits..tits that she doesn’t mind showing off because I guess she figures it’s better than sucking dick in back alley’s to pay the fucking rent…..not that she has to pay the rent…but I guess with a body like this it should be put on blast.

My friend told me her tits were fake. I used to hate fake tits. Now I don’t…cuz I fuckeed a whore with fake tits and realized when tits don’t morph into weird shapes when getting slammed…but stay firm and round…I cum faster…cuz I don’t get lost in the motion…like staring at a water feature in the park or some shit….

I don’t know if I make sense, but the good news is that I don’t have to.

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2012

01

Oct

Naomi Watts Pantsless of the Day

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To say these pictures of Naomi Watts pantsless are really fucking hot and that I can’t contain my erection is a stretch….She’s 44 and like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now….but she’s still pantsless and that’s worth celebrating to someone who hates when girls or in this case old ladies wear pants…

The fact there’s no labia takes away from the whole pantsless appeal…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…it’s that she might as well be wearing pants cuz I can’t see her fucking papaya.

But after referencing THESE BIKINI PICS that’s probably a good thing….

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2012

01

Oct

Christiane Seidel for Boardwalk Empire of the Day

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Big moves for Christiane Seidel….this is her big break…and it involves her getting naked…but the real question is how naked did she have to get the opportunity to get naked on TV…her IMDB reads like the back of a cocktail napkin…a few smeared credits that may seem substantial to non actors at the party…”oh wow, you were on an episode of Law & Order, I watch that show sometimes”….but that are in fact totally irrelevant….meaning making this naked on TV shit come true took some hustle…and now she can be proud the world or at least the part of the world that watches Boardwalk Empire has seen her tits….I hear it is a lasting performance that won’t be forgotten….and really I just like naked on TV….cuz long gone are the days of jerking off to Thighmaster infomercials and that’s a good thing….

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2012

01

Oct

Christina Aguilera is Staying a Fat Girl of the Day

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And here I was thinking that the last 3 years of Chrisina Aguilera being a fat as fuck pig of a woman who clearly fell the fuck off….she was working out everyday and watching her diet….I did not think the only eating disorder this monster had was eating an entire cake every night while lyig in bed….but that she as anorexia….starving herself to fit a fucking mold society expect of her…

I’m so glad she’s cleared up this confusion…by saying that her bodies is hers and she doesn’t care to be fit, healthy or live a long life…she instead wants to pig the fuck out eating all she can buy to be a real soul singer like the fat black women she idolizes….

I like the unrealistic expectations we have for all people…because we are all fucking lazy and should all do something about it…people who embrace their obesity are bad for society.

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2012

01

Oct

Aubrey O’Day’s Thong to Get Her Noticed of the Day

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Isn’t this offensive as fuck…but for some reason I love it….I guess this pig needs some attention….cuz her hustle isn’t working out as well as she thought and this is the only way she knows how to do it….I’m ready for the sex tape….even though I don’t find her hot at all…I’ll watch anyone fuck…especially when they are eager.

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2012

01

Oct

Ali Landry Old Lady Paddleboard Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I don’t know but this old mom with an awesome body turned me on when she tweeted this…..

Maybe cuz I saw the supporting pics and I’m horny…or maybe I like legs too sore to run from my loving touch….my passion…my desire to impregnate her despite her being at menopause age….

Maybe cuz she changed the game for Doritos….

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2012

01

Oct

Miley Cyrus Turns Me On of the Day

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I woke up to a text from a lovely, fit, young lady I want to do very very naughty things to…you know things I can only do with her vagina and my mouth and my penis….saying that Miley Cyrus had a sex tape drop….and I actually took the time to google the shit…before realizing it was a hoax…Miley doesn’t need sex tapes yet…she’s got all the fame and fortune she needs and the sex tape will only come in a decade when she’s officially fallen off and a mess…after bad investments, drugs and the after shock of no one giving a fuck about her…but for now….muppet head and lesbian hair and all…I am into this bitch…and I don’t know why…but assume it has to do with her skinny fit body…and round lovely tits.

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2012

01

Oct

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Some Tight Pants of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely likes bald men….if those bald men are celebrities with muscles who star in action movies and have lots of money…but that can still give you hope that one day your bald ass will be rich enough to make a hot bitch fall for you…you know cuz money makes women blind to flaws…as big tits make men blind to everything else in the world….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s wearing tight pants.

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2012

01

Oct

Shenae Griemes in Panties for a Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t care for Shenae Grimes no matter how naked she is. I met her once, accidentally, and didn’t even notice her as someone I’d want to fuck, but instead I think I called her a fucking groupie of the mutual friend she was with, before being told she was a big bright star on the biggest load of shit TV show….90210 the next generation…but for some reason, everything looks better and more interesting when it is half naked….but in Shenae Grimes’ case…that’s still not all that interesting…

here are the pics.

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2012

01

Oct

Anna Claudia Ferraz is Hot in Women’s Health South Africa of the Day

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There is not much on the internet about this Anna Claudia Ferraz character…but she’s in Women’s Health South Africa looking good, so I lik her….

I was going to say that Women’s Health magazine having a South Africa version is funny, because my ignorant ass believes it would be a free pamplhet AIDS Aid Workers would be handing out in villages in Afrikaan….but I guess there’s an upper class community that doesn’t livee in tribal villages and not HIV Positive…..

But I am pretty confident getting a gig modling in Women’s Health South Africa can’t be considered a big break, you’d get more exposure working the cash at Walmart in the midwest, but she is pretty spectacular to look at…I may be in love.

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