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2012

02

Oct

Barbie “Kelly Kelly” Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Kelly is some wrestling branded girl who makes wrestling not gay and if you don’t think the name Kelly Kelly is stupid enough…it turns out that her actual name…you know the one not trademarked by the wrestling company she works for is Barbie…I can’t imagine where they found her…but based on her skillset…name…overall look and feel…I’m gonna say a low level stripclub….and like the sex trade they are trying to keep her locked up working for them…unable to make dreams come true as “Barbie”…

These are some pics of her doing some energy drink photoshoot…that are not as exciting as…. HER ASS IN A BIKINI or HER CALENDAR PHOTOSHOOT HALF NAKEDNESS …but I figure these will excite her fans…cuz wrestling fans are retards and easily impressed….and love the women who make them feel less gay about getting boners watching greased up dudes rub up against each other….she’s the “erotica” component…..

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2012

02

Oct

Sky Ferreira Tongue for Terry Richardson of the Day

I was friendly with Sky Ferreira before she had a record deal and was on this fashionable rise to the top and she was always a friend to the site….sure now that she’s getting famous and becoming an It girl she has no time for me…and sure I get mad and call her out for being a social climbing devil who has no time for me and who refuses to buy my soul…but that doesn’t mean that I can’t still love her and her young, non-naked body…even if I don’t love her attitude, music, or pretty much anything but her tongue…all blue and wet….reminding me that you don’t have to be naked to be pornographic enough to masturbate to.

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2012

02

Oct

Taylor Swift for November’s Glamour Magazine of the Day


Taylor Swift has this wholeseome image cuz it sells records. The reality is that she’s a dirty Hollywood chick who fucks rockstars who fuck everyone and she has probably done anal…a lot….which doesn’t bother me…because I like hookers and sluts…I just get annoyed when people bullshit us…

What we do know about her is that she banged some dudes who definitely have herpes, like John Mayer…and we know that she’s currently on the cusp of sex offending…dating some 18 year old Kennedy…so creepily that she bought his neighbor’s house to lock him in….and the whole thing is fucking insane to anyone with a brain…but so cute and beautiful for the suckers who buy into her act.

She’s doing Glamour magazine and I think it’d be more appropriate if this was Hustler in the 80s….but we can’t always get what we want…and people aren’t always portrayed the way they should be….

Here are the pics.

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2012

02

Oct

Georgia Salpa In a Red Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Georgia Salpa still confuses me….she’s some model….or something irrelevant who is best known for being on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK even though she was hardly ever a celebrity, but the show needed eager tits, and she fit the bill….and apparently it worked out for her…cuz she’s only posting bikini pics to twitter, most eager to next level their shit girls post more naked….

If you can see past the fact that she looks like a Kim Kardashian lookalike…she’s not so bad….but would be better a little more hungry…but I guess so would all girls….but that’s just cuz I like eating disorders.

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2012

02

Oct

Lea Michele Topless in Marie Claire UK November 2012 of the Day

The first and only time I saw Glee – I thought Lea Michele was a man…you know either born man and on therapy….or post op…I just had a feeling that she came with testicles at one point in her life….and I don’t mean came in the traditional sense…I mean came stock with testicles…

I figured that she fit in with their overly politically correct concept that in itself is racist and not gay friendly….when you have on fat black chick, one kid in a wheel chair, one gay jock, it is almost like a satire or improv group mocking the ethnic, disabled, and sexually defective.

Then I found out she wasn’t a tranny, but in fact just an ugly girl used to let all the ugly girls around the world to feel comfortable and secure in watching her, instead of a babe, as the main character….

The whole thing confuses me….but not as much as this shit she’s trying to get sexy for but I’ll still look at it….

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2012

02

Oct

Kreayshawn for Max Italy Oct of the Day

The most fascinating thing about Kreayshawn is not her TOPLESS PICS SHE LEAKED ….or even the fact that she’s ugly but still doing photoshoots…the fascinating thing is that her mom was some innovative anti establishment all girl punk rocker in an all girl punk rock band….who managed to breed this total candy coated vanilla…commercial success of a daughter…who probably represents all she pretended to be against back when she was doing the punk rock thing…that or this is how a kid rebels when her mom is some cool chick…they turn fucking pop….It’s like when the athlete’s son becomes a fashion designer, or the musician’s son becomes a pro tennis player….or when the banker’s son becomes a fucking hipster in a luxury loft in Brooklyn….only despite popular belief….Kreayshawn isn’t a dude…but she’s is pantsless in a shitty photoshoot and here are the pics…..I normally like my fashion shoots to have more nudity but in this case I like them to have more snow suits.

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2012

02

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Telling girls you only have unprotected sex is not a good strategy to get unprotected sex….getting them drunk is.

Even though herpes and HPV and crabs and hep and HIV and syph beat condoms everyday….people still think ruining sex by making it numb and awkward and plastified for the hope that this miracle condom will save them is the best option….

When your dick deep, you’ve already gone too far, might as well make it enjoyable.

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Oh You Know, Just a Regular Day BIKING DOWN A GLACIER
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Megan Elizabeth is Striking a Pose (SEMI NSFW)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Actually Thinks He Won Maria Shriver Back By Making Her Look Stupid
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Well Hey There Lindsay Love (SEMI NSFW)
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Selena Gomez Tattooed A Bunch Of Roman Numerals On The Back Of Her Neck
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Cam Girls That Will Drive You Crazy, You Won’t Know What Hit You (NSFW)
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She Loses Her Lesbian Virginity and It’s All on Video (NSFW)
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The 20 Worst Portrait Tattoos: Freaks of Ink
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Jenny Takes a Shower and You Get to Watch (NSFW)
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Annnnnnnnnnd Heres the Hooters International Bikini Contes – VIDEO
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Sexy Games That Will Bring Out the Horny Geek in All Of You
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2012

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m drunk and trying to get phone sex….but I don’t have a phone.

Story of my life,

King of failing…

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Gee, I Wonder If Kim Kardashian Knows The Paparazzi Are Nearby (Cleavage Shot)
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Honey Boo Boo Is Doing A Whole Lot Of Hollerin’ Today
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Vertical Tango….
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Giant Bikini Girl Destroys City
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Katherine McPhee in
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Captain Crashes Ship Into a Dock. No Biggie – VIDEO
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Tweet Dreams: Ashley Sky’s Hottest Twitpics
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Lacey Chabert’s 30 Year Old Cleavage
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Well Hey There Jayden Cole (NSFW)
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Tashia is One Hot Blonde
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Free Cam Web Cam Sluts That Will Drive You
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Russian Lessons on Drinking Absinthe: Step 1, Act Like an Idiot
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A Crazed Zombie Fan Tried To Eat Danny Bonaduce’s Cheek
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This Girl is Giving Herself a Workout (NSFW) – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Make Your Day a Better
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Amber Alexandra is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Minka Kelly Pokies in a White Top (SITE NSFW)
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It’sa Sad Day for This Girl and Her Tits (NSFW)
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Here’s an Update on That Crazy Lohan Shit From the Weekend
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Epic Dance Moves
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Hooters Bikini International
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Malin Akerman Has
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Check Out This Babes Sexy Body Transformation
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Deer Takes Out a a Skateboarder! Whoa! – VIDEO
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Kate Moss Down Blouse with Slight Panties Peek
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Princess Charlene Needs to Run Away and Shack Up With Me
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Kim Kardashian VS Kendall Jenner – Who Wore It Better?
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Sophia Vergara Kinda Upskirt
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Roxy Deville Has a Perfect Set of Titties
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Big Tittied Lesbians Gets It On (NSFW)
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Ke$ha Had Sex With A Ghost. Wait, What?
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Heather Graham is Washed Up But I Love Her
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Juliet Has One Hot Rack, Wow (NSFW)
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Taylor Swift on the Cover os Some Magazine
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Police Abuse
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Deer Takes Out Skateboarder
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Randomm Porn of the Day
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2012

01

Oct

Kelly Karloff in Lingerie for Karmaloop of the Day

Her name is Kelly Karloff and she’s amazing. She’s been in FHM, she’s got lots of Fans on Facebook, but most importantly, she models lingerie for my homies over at KARMALOOP ….

I don’t know much about her, but I think we are in love, at least that’s what I tell myself as I write her love songs….an poems and plan our destination wedding where all our friends and family will come together and celebrate our undying love….

You know the kind of girl who I don’t need to know anything about because it all just feels so right….or at least looking at pics of her feels so right…cuz she’s fucking sexy….

Here are some of her pics

Be sure to SHOP KARMALOOP….for all your clothing and hot young new model in lingerie needs….

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2012

01

Oct

Kim Kardashian’s Tits Pretend to Dragon Boat of the Day

The Kardashian’s had to fake a Dragon Boat race for the sake of the worst fucking TV programming ever….shit so bad it shouldn’t even be a youtube channel…but for some reason the public eat it up…like she eats up baked goods and black cock…..

I know dragon boat racers, yes they exist, even though it’s a weird sport, these girls who do it are broad shoulder monsters….while Kim Kardashian is just a monster…and here are her monster tits….even though the rest of her is a waste of space.


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